[064] I can't sleep with my left and right hugs
[064] I can't sleep with my left and right hugs
This is the top ten tortures of the Manchu Qing Dynasty, and the beauty of the same bed is indeed like a thunder pool, and one step over may be ruthlessly abolished. Ling Xiaotong nodded tremblingly, I guess it's better to sleep on the ground, right? At least I won't be upset.
"You sleep in it. Su Xiyi glanced at Deng Meiji with slanted eyes, and grabbed the other side of the bed, which was like grabbing money, and flew over without hesitation.
Sleeping in it is equivalent to being stuffed, that is, close to Ling Xiaotong, Deng Meiji waited for Su Xiyi to glance at her angrily, she didn't feel anything, but she was still a little embarrassed. Usually no matter how big a grin is, even if you can make a little bit of a colorful joke, but now you will be embarrassed.
Ling Xiaotong made a gesture of please.
Deng Meiji seemed to have some reluctance, so she sat on the bed, and said to herself while getting on the bed: "If you dare to be honest, I will kick you down." ”
"Am I that kind of person, cut~" Ling Xiaotong's face was righteous and awe-inspiring.
"Yes!"
"I ...... Rub!" Ling Xiaotong fell directly on the bed.
It is definitely not pleasant to sleep in the middle, and there will naturally be a leak between the two beds. Deng Meiji always felt that her ass was sinking inside.
"Shall I tell you a joke?" Su Xiyi told the old joke in order to divert her attention: "There was a reporter who went to Antarctica to interview a group of penguins. He asked the first penguin, 'What do you do every day?' and the penguin said, 'Eat, sleep, and beat Beanie!'. Then he asked the second penguin, and the penguin still said, "Eat and sleep and beat Doudou!" The reporter asked the other penguins with confusion, and the answer was the same, so he kept asking ninety-nine penguins. When he walked up to the hundredth little penguin, he walked up to him and asked, 'What do you do every day?' and the little penguin replied, 'Eat and sleep.' The reporter was surprised and asked, "Why don't you hit Doudou?" The little penguin pouted angrily and glared at the reporter: "I am Doudou!!!"
After speaking, Su Xiyi was amused by herself, and she smiled.
This old-fashioned joke people Ling Xiaotong and Deng Meiji are quite contemptuous.
"It's too cold, you'll tell you. Ling Xiaotong sneered: "A group of buddies are discussing who is the most beautiful woman in China at the door of our school dormitory. This one said it was Lin Chiling, and the other said it was Lin Qingxia...... The argument was red-faced. Suddenly, the janitor interjected: 'Don't argue, none of you are right!' The most beautiful woman in China is called Li Wanji!!' This group of buddies were stunned when they heard it, and the uncle explained: "It's still called a college student, you haven't heard the newspapers and TV always say that today this leader will take care of all opportunities, tomorrow that leader will take care of all opportunities, and the day after tomorrow another leader will take care of all opportunities!! 'If Li Wanji is not beautiful, so many people can think about it......
After Ling Xiaotong finished speaking, he found that this colored joke was not quite right in this situation, and he played a handful of Su Xiyi to provoke him, what should he do if he drove himself out again?
"What do you mean?" Su Xiyi heard it seriously, but in the end, she didn't understand it, she looked at Ling Xiaotong suspiciously, and when she saw that Ling Xiaotong didn't squeak, she looked at Deng Meiji again.
Deng Meiji reflected for a while before she understood, glared at Ling Xiaotong, gritted her teeth and popped out a word between her teeth: "Day!"
However, Su Xiyi was still confused, and she didn't know whether she was pretending to be stupid or really innocent, but Ling Xiaotong thought that she was indeed the latter. Deng Meiji knew a little more, picked up the pillow and gave it to him.
The three of them said okay, go to bed early at night, and watch the national flag raising early tomorrow morning, since they came here, it is really a bit unreasonable to see the flag-raising, as a daily activity of state affairs, symbolizing the sacredness and dignity of the country, and inspiring the people to love the country, which is proud.
After making plans, the three of them prepared to rest early.
"Ling Xiaotong, you come inside. Deng Meiji's words almost shocked Ling Xiaotong to the ground!
When Su Xiyi heard this, she also sat up suddenly, her heart pounded, and she asked in surprise: "Why?!
"It's so uncomfortable in the middle, I don't want to be in the middle! Deng Meiji didn't care whether Ling Xiaotong agreed or not, she stood up and directly climbed over Ling Xiaotong's body, and pushed Ling Xiaotong into the middle.
Ling Xiaotong, who was very excited at first, understood as soon as she came in, she was really uncomfortable, and she was trapping people inside.
"Beautiful girl, your ass is bigger than mine, and you have more coverage than me, aren't you hurting me?" Ling Xiaotong had a bitter face, on one side was Deng Meiji, who was gloating, and on the other hand, Su Xiyi, who was staring at her cautious eyes.
"You're a big ass! Shut up! Sleep. Deng Meiji glared at him angrily.
Su Xiyi also guarded the quilt, and then warned: "You sleep honestly." ”
"Don't you know that my pen name is 'Pen Fairy is sleepwalking'?" Ling Xiaotong pretended to be slanderous and deliberately approached Su Xiyi, which was not even close to five centimeters, so he retreated with a snort. was almost kicked to death by Su Xiyi's flying feet in the nest.
Each of them guarded the quilt with their hands, and Ling Xiaotong made a bed under him in order to prevent himself from sinking inside. There was no grid now, and Su Xiyi drew her coat between the two.
It can really be said that he is hugging left and right, he can see but not eat, he can smell but not touch, Ling Xiaotong is difficult to fall asleep, it is really better to be on the ground, he can think a little less. In fact, Su Xiyi, like him, couldn't sleep, and there was a big man sleeping next to her, so she definitely didn't pinch it.
"I'm sorry to take you in. Deng Meiji said heartlessly: "I can't even sleep naked." ”
Naked-sleeping is a good habit, it is said that it will not stop the development of the back, no wonder Deng Meiji's figure is in an orderly manner, and she dares to fall asleep. I don't know if Su Xiyi also likes this.
Ling Xiaotong was even more upset when she said this, and kept begging for mercy: "Beautiful girl, sister, I called you sister, you just don't want to engage in this temptation, I can't help it." If you dare to be naked, I ......"
"What are you!" Su Xiyi slapped Ling Xiaotong's head: "Sleep well, Deng Meiji, you are talking nonsense and sewing your mouth, what are you talking nonsense about." ”
"Don't you like to sleep like that, too! Deng Meiji cut disapprovingly, and turned around.
The two of them spoke, and Ling Xiaotong, who listened to it, was hot on his head, and his lower abdomen was also hot, wasn't this an obvious temptation for him to commit a crime. Secretly restrained his brother's reaction with his hands, Ling Xiaotong turned over and lay on the bed, covering his whole head in the bed.
Don't look at indecent things, don't listen to indecent people, don't think about indecent things!