Chapter 0046 Cheers, for the sake of women (things) and people (karma)!
Fish Wharf, Ji Xuefeng is familiar with the road, and the four of them may also be frequent visitors to Fish Wharf, so this boss is also very good at doing business, and he arranges the same table for them every time.
This restaurant is no better than the food stalls of the roadside stalls, many of which are dirty and messy, giving the impression that they are roadside stalls.
The layout of the fish wharf is extremely exquisite, antique, and the screens are lined up, dividing the tables into small compartments.
As soon as people walk into the restaurant, there is a feeling of an inn in a martial arts drama, clean and tidy, bright and magnificent.
It doesn't feel like it's a low-end restaurant in the slightest.
The dΓ©cor is elegant, but the cost is not high, and each dish is generously portioned, so that people will not feel cheated.
Like the well-known dish name "Qinglong Crossing the River", it is a bowl of white soup with a water spinach lost.
This kind of dish of selling dog meat on the head of a sheep will never happen at the fish wharf.
For Ji Xuefeng and other four Shenzhen market four dicks, this restaurant is of good quality and low price, so it is naturally their first choice for getting together every week.
"Cheers, for the sake of women (things)!"
The dishes have been served, just wait for Ji Xuefeng to be in place, wait for him to sit down, and according to the custom, first raise a glass and touch it.
The word clinking glasses has always been "Cheers, for women".
Because Ji Xuefeng, Jiang Ye, Li Guang, and Wu Cong are still single dogs, the wish of "for women" means that they must work hard to get rid of singles.
However, today, what Ji Xuefeng said out of his mouth was "Cheers, for the cause!"
The extremely discordant voice stunned Jiang Ye, Li Guang, and Wu Cong, and the three of them looked at Ji Xuefeng with puzzled eyes at the same time.
"Oh, I'll go, second brother, I heard you say a few days ago, go to the hospital, shouldn't you really be empty, right? I don't even want to be a woman?" Jiang Ye was the first to joke.
Li Guang took a cigarette from the cigarette box in front of Jiang Ye, put it in his mouth, lit it with a lighter, tilted his head, took a big puff, and slowly spit out the smoke ring, "Are you suffocating, right?
", what's the matter, a few brothers, I'm normal, big brother. Ji Xuefeng said seriously, "To tell the truth, I'm serious, I've been doing salted fish for so long, I want to turn over." β
"Hahaha, who isn't!" Jiang Ye smiled.
Li Guang echoed and said: "Salted fish turn over, start from the lower body, I will take you to ...... tonight"
Speaking of this Li Guang, he was called "a walking living map" by Jiang Ye, and was also nicknamed "Li Datou".
Li Datou, there is no need to explain much, that is, his head is relatively big.
The walking living map is very connotative, and it can almost be said that Li Guang knows every street in Shenzhen City well.
The reason for this is simple, because he is a veteran driver and has iconic landmarks in his heart.
Which club, which hotel, which den, he definitely remembers with his heart.
As an old driver, he is not like Ji Xuefeng who has any spiritual cleanliness, he does not refuse to come, and those who go must go.
Therefore, among Ji Xuefeng's four sworn friends, the most chic and happy is naturally Li Guang, who can't open his legs when he sees a beautiful woman.
In a materialistic city like Shenzhen, where the lights are bright and the wine is green, and the paper is drunk and golden, I don't know if there is demand that gives birth to supply and demand, or supply and demand that give rise to demand?
There is a word called "dark under the lamp", and the more enlightened you are, the more shadows you have.
Ji Xuefeng immediately interrupted Li Guang, "Eh, stop, you sperm eats your brain, I'm afraid of you." β
"Hahaha, food color, sex too. β
"That's it, Daguang, don't take the bad boss!" Wu Cong, who was sitting on the side with his head down and playing with his mobile phone, said without raising his head.
Li Guang complained unconvinced, "Get out of here, play your mobile game." β
"That's right, skull, you Internet addicted teenager, don't indulge in Internet addiction, eat. Jiang Ye pointed the finger at Wu Cong.
Wu Cong couldn't put down the phone and put it down on the corner of the table, "It's a pity, the world has changed, even the game is black and white, it's really a day of roaring dogs." β
", the king of heaven, the king, why don't you go to heaven?" Jiang Ye said.
Ji Xuefeng smiled slightly, "The king pesticide has really poisoned many Internet addicted teenagers. β
"By the way, speaking of the king of pesticides, you have all watched the news, right? Ma Huateng, the big boss of the penguin business empire, I don't know if his head is convulsive, and he posted a news in the WeChat circle of friends, wanting to swallow feces and commit suicide in a live broadcast!" Jiang Ye said solemnly.
Li Guang spat out the smoke ring, "Weibo hot search ranking first, no, it is the first in the ranking of various search engines." Ma Huateng is also funny, and he committed suicide by eating during the live broadcast, so he should eat it quickly! I'm still waiting for him to eat. β
Jiang Ye shook his head, "I always feel that there is a suspicion of hype, so I am so dignified that I will commit suicide by swallowing feces in a live broadcast? β
"No! It's not hype, it's true!" Ji Xuefeng said firmly.
"Really, hehehe, second brother, Ma Huateng is brain-dead, and you are also brain-dead? Who is full of food and supports himself, and he commits suicide by swallowing feces in the live broadcast, isn't it funny?" Jiang Ye retorted.
Ji Xuefeng secretly took a deep breath, "I don't know how to tell you, all in all, the big boss of the penguin business empire, Ma Huateng, committed suicide by swallowing feces, this matter is true." β
"Yo, brother, when did you become a penguin employee?
Ji Xuefeng glared at him, "Phew, you second brother, no big or small, how can you talk to my eldest brother." β
"Hahaha, you're in a hurry, in front of the third and fourth children, you just need to admit that you are the second. β
"Dream, you dick!"
One meal, Ji Xuefeng and Jiang Ye's "boss dispute" never ended.
"Tell you a strange thing......
Just as Ji Xuefeng, Jiang Ye and the other four of them were eating, the next seat separated by the screen also heard the sound of conversation.
A rough man's voice talked eloquently, "This time, I went to Southeast Asia for a trip, and when I passed through Cambodia, I met a person, he said, he is Ma Huateng, he said that he was desperate, wanted to commit suicide, and was looking for a feng shui treasure, and then, live broadcast swallowed dung and committed suicide, laughing at me." β
The speaker has no intention, but the listener has a heart.
Ji Xuefeng pricked up his ears, and couldn't help but change his face suddenly, Ma Huateng, Southeast Asia, Cambodia?
"You say it's funny or not, he looks quite like Ma Huateng, just like him, I'm still Ma Yun, hahaha, come on, drink, drink, let's go!" The rough man's voice was mixed with the laughter of the other guests.
Ji Xuefeng stood up suddenly and walked towards the next seat, Jiang Ye, Li Guang, and Wu Cong were stunned, not knowing what he was going to do.
"This big brother, may I ask, is what you just said true? You really met Ma Huateng, the big boss of the penguin business empire, in Cambodia, Southeast Asia?"
He walked over to the next seat, glanced at the rough-voiced man, and asked politely.