Chapter 5: UC Shock Ministry
After persuading Li Pi with his feet, giving him 200 yuan, and letting him sit with Aunt Ma to collect walnut skins, Li Xian returned home.
Walnut peels are a good thing, but people don't have any special knowledge of this thing nowadays. In such an environment, it is impossible to sell walnut skins at a high price.
Therefore, in his plan, although walnut skin is the core, but more importantly, how to market.
That's right, marketing.
After Li Xian crossed over, although there was no special golden finger, there was one thing that made him infinitely useful, and that was ...... The insight of his own posterity.
and, part of the memory of the second uncle.
It can be seen that this second uncle is usually a person who likes to learn, and a lot of knowledge is deeply engraved in his mind. It is because of this that Li Xian knows that at the beginning of this year, three surveys on cancer conducted by the Ministry of Health of the People's Republic of China have been released.
Since the publication of this survey, China has really had a clear understanding of cancer.
He needs to make a fuss about this.
Holding the Wynn fountain pen, Li Xian organized the language. According to his memory, he put aside some arguments that did not exist at this time, and spent a whole afternoon writing two articles.
Accustomed to computer keyboard printers, writing with a pen is really a very tiring thing. However, looking at the two completed manuscripts, the pen words like Jin Song under muscle memory, Li Xian is still quite satisfied.
I didn't have this skill before.
After reviewing the article again, and feeling that there was no problem, he found two envelopes. I touched the only remaining sixty yuan in my pocket and made up my mind.
……
Early the next morning.
After breakfast, Li Pi looked at Li Xian with a thief's eyebrows, and went to the backyard to collect walnut skins with Aunt Ma. Yesterday, with her strong communication skills, Aunt Ma has spread the news of collecting walnut skins for five cents a basket to half of the forest farm, and many people have begun to send them here in disbelief.
It is estimated that if you can get the money today, and let Aunt Ma publicize it again, the entire forest farm and people will know about it.
Li Xian got up quietly, and after saying goodbye to Li You Zou Ni, he boarded the only train to the Forestry Bureau at the foot of the mountain with two envelopes and sixty yuan in his hand.
Well, this bus is still a red leaf bus...... is the kind in "Let's Get in the Car and Go" starring Guan Hu and Huang Bo.
Seeing this car, Li Xian was stunned.
But what stunned him even more was the road ahead,
At this time, the road was not like the cement pavement of water and water as it was later. The mountain road, more than two meters wide, is rugged and has a thick layer of dust on it.
Looking at ...... There is a feeling of motion sickness.
The person who drove the car, Li Xian, didn't know it, but the young girl who sold the ticket, Li Xian was familiar with it. More than 20 years later, the girl surnamed Zhou is still following the mountain road back to the forest farm and the Bangye Forestry Bureau.
Li Xian had seen it a few times when he went back to his hometown before, but when he looked at it at that time, it was far less eye-catching than it is now.
Seeing Li Xian staring at herself, Miss Zhou blushed and lowered her head, humming with her nose: "The one who came up later...... Got the ticket.、"
The little girl was quite shy.
Li Xian laughed and teased: "How much is it?
At this moment, the middle-aged driver with a cigarette got up from the driver's seat and walked in front of Li Xian in three steps and two steps, "Calf playing, you don't know how much it costs to take four trips back and forth in a year?"
There were not many people in the car, and when they saw Lao Zhou's anxious eyes, several people immediately laughed: "Lao Zhou, if you are afraid that your daughter will be abducted and run away, then let her stay at home!"
Lao Zhou was on fire, and he squirted with those few mouths. This made Miss Zhou even more overwhelmed.
looked at the greasy old driver, and then looked at the little Zhou girl who was like a water lotus.
Li Xian sighed in his heart,
Bamboo ...... Good bamboo shoots!
Taking advantage of the old Zhou's tongue to fight the Confucianism, Li Xian took out the money and handed it to Miss Zhou, who was carrying a small leather bag, "Don't be nervous, just get used to it." It's all from the villagers, and we don't eat people. ”
Miss Xiao Zhou bit her lip, lowered her head and took the two gross tickets, glanced at Li Xian quickly, and did not make a sound.
In the afterlife, it only takes two hours to travel, and it takes four and a half hours to walk around the ups and downs of the autumn leaves.
By the time he arrived at the place, Li Xian was about to vomit out bile, and now he finally knew why there was a thick pile of plastic bags hanging on the bus door!
Getting up dizzily, Li Xian saw Miss Zhou walking over with her head down. Quickly stuffed a small plastic bag into his hand,
"Eat some sugar, it will be better......"
Li Xian looked at the hot, I don't know how long he had been holding it in his hand, and the sugar that had been crumbled collapsed.
"Girl, you should have given me this thing earlier!"
"Ahh......h......h I ......"
Li Xian couldn't cry or laugh,
Seeing that the girl was at a loss, she raised the small bag of sugar in her hand, "Okay, okay, thank you." ”
Miss Zhou raised her head slightly, smiled, and threw her big pigtails to take care of the car.
……
In Li Xian's impression, it was about 94 years after the mountain was cut down and bald, and all the subordinate forest farms of the Bangye Forestry Bureau stopped logging, and it gradually declined.
At this time, because of a large number of logging tasks every year, as a timber supply area responsible for half of the small Xing'an Mountains, the Bangye Forestry Bureau is still in glory.
At the station, taking the kind of three-wheeled blue-skin taxi, which is supposed to be a motorcycle engine, Li Xian came to the post office. After some inquiry, he learned that the two newspapers with the largest circulation of the Forestry Bureau were the Forest Workers Newspaper and the Workers' Daily, so he sent one of the two envelopes in his hand.
The receiving address is the staff newspaper of the Forestry Bureau.
He didn't send the rest of the article.
Occasion...... It's not mature yet.
After doing this, he directly found a small inn nearby to stay.
Right now, it's all about making money.
As for what Zou Ni told him before he came, he didn't care about going to the school leaders to give gifts. Jokes, why can I live last year, why bother with that effort?
Besides, a good young man from the 21st century, he was reborn and went back to the forest farm?
Inexistent.
Even if he can survive the hurdle of ninety-two, he has other ideas.
Just like that, I stayed in the hotel for two days. In the past two days, in addition to waiting for the daily staff report, I just have nothing to do to go to the Forestry Bureau to get familiar with the environment.
If it weren't for worrying about the key part of his plan, that is, whether the article would be in the newspaper, I was a little apprehensive. Feeling the customs and customs that I have never experienced, the days are also comfortable and leisurely.
Day 3, Tuesday.
Li Xian got up early in the morning, as in the past, washed up and came to the breakfast stall at the door.
At this time, the breakfast stalls are almost the same, and the environment is quite improvised. In the summer, a few tables are placed on the side of the dusty avenue, and a large oil pot is placed on the stove of the oil drum, and the hot oil is boiling.
The soy milk is all delivered by the tofu factory in the morning, put it in a warm pot wrapped in rattan, drink it yourself, and pour it yourself.
Li Xian has been familiar with the stall owner in the past two days, found a chair to sit on, poured a bowl of soy milk by himself, and asked for two fried dough sticks called "big fruit".
The five-cent bowl of soy milk let Li Xian know what Yonghe he used to drink, and what kind of KFC was
As a soybean producing area, the handmade soy milk in the small mill is more fragrant than he imagined.
For the first two days, there were a lot of people at the breakfast stall. But today is more strange, there are three or five people sitting at six tables.
Seeing this scene, Li Xian held the big fruit in his mouth and asked the stall owner Lao Wang, who was standing in front of the oil pot with a painful face: "Uncle Wang, why is the business so bad today?"
It's okay not to mention this, but to mention this, the old king is not angry!
He angrily took out a newspaper from his oil-stained apron and threw it in front of Li Xian.
"Fuck! I don't know what kind of fuck it was, I posted such a broken news in the staff newspaper! What the fuck are you talking about...... Fried food causes cancer! Wang Ba fuck, this morning a lot of people put down their chopsticks and ran away after seeing this newspaper! I didn't give any money!"
Well?
Li Xian immediately picked up the newspaper, looked at it, and was happy.
I saw that on the front page of the newspaper, an accentuated and bold headline was particularly eye-catching;
"Surprise! The results of the Ministry of Health's three cancer investigations have been released, and the lifestyle habits that cause incurable diseases are these!"