Zhao Yinger came to listen to Yang Yunruo sing with the idea of a showdown, but she didn't expect him to sing such a witty and humorous song. ~Sui~Dream~Small~ Say~щ~suimеng~com The heart that was originally suffering from gains and losses settled down, it turned out that he really didn't understand what I was saying, what a wood. It's just that he actually knows how to coax himself, and this song is very funny, and his face slowly becomes like a flower.

"Spicy is not afraid of spicy, not afraid of spicy

Hunan people said that he had many beautiful women, and Sichuan people laughed

Shandong people said that he had a good economy, and Shanghainese people laughed

The Shanghainese said that he had a lot of migrant workers, and the Cantonese laughed

Cantonese people say that he has a lot of money, and Hong Kong people laugh

Hong Kong people say that he has many second wives, and Taiwanese people laugh

わたしはさようなら,扒拉拉扒

Little Japan said he was human, and pigs all over the world laughed."

This world also has an indelible hatred with the island country, and when Yang Yunruo sang that all the pigs in the world laughed, Zhao Yinger couldn't laugh anymore. Even Gong Na, who was serious next to her, couldn't help but think that Yang Yunruo was very interesting.

"How is it" Yang Yunruo looked at Zhao Yinger's bright face again, and couldn't help but ask for credit: "I sang well." ”

"It's not good, it's so-so," Zhao Ying'er quibbled, but the smile on the corner of her mouth betrayed her heart.

"Really?" Yang Yunruo asked jokingly, "But, the pigs are all laughing." ”

"Poof"

Zhao Yinger remembered Yang Yunruo's appearance of singing "The whole world is laughing", and couldn't help laughing. Playing the guitar, he also twisted his body and sang "The pigs of the whole world laughed".

No, the whole world is laughing. Thinking of this, I couldn't help but glance at Yang Yunruo, this bad guy is still burying people when he sings a song.

"Hmph"

Zhao Ying'er snorted coldly, and turned her head not to look at Yang Yunruo. It's just that he's coaxing me, he's coaxing me, he's coaxing me. Zhao Yinger grabbed the hem of her skirt, because of excessive force, the green tendons on the back of her hands were highlighted like small green snakes.

He's coaxing me, doesn't that mean he actually cares about me, at least how I feel.

"Why don't you laugh, is it because I don't sing well?" Yang Yunruo asked Zhao Ying'er in frustration.

"You still say. Zhao Ying'er scolded with a smile, biting her lip, afraid that she would laugh out loud, and her face would be hot enough to boil eggs.

"I still have a song, do you want to listen to it?" Yang Yunruo asked.

"What song?" I originally wanted to say but not listen, but when the words were spoken, my mouth would turn around.

"Listen. Yang Yunruo played the guitar again:

"Pig, you have two holes in your nose, and you still have snot when you have a cold

You have dark eyes, and you can't see the edge when you look at it

Your ears are so big that you can't hear me calling you stupid

Your tail is curly and curly, and you can't do without it for running and jumping."

"You're going to die, you're a pig," Zhao Ying'er pouted and shyly said. approached and pinched Yang Yunruo's thigh, but he didn't interrupt Yang Yunruo's singing, and the strength in his hand slowly decreased. Yang Yunruo was wearing winter pants, and Zhao Yinger's slender jade fingers were pinched on her thighs, but they didn't hurt.

"Oh~~~

Pig head, pig brain, pig body, pig tail (yi) bar

A good doll who has never been a picky eater

Sleep until three strokes in the sun every day

Never brush your teeth and never fight

Your belly is so bulging, you know that you can't stand the hardships of life

Your skin is so white, you must have been in that rich family in your last life."

Yang Yun stopped the guitar and looked at Zhao Yinger's red face, which was very wet and cute.

"The song is tailor-made for you, isn't it?" asked Yang Yunruo cheaply.

"Phew, you're a pig. Zhao Yinger kicked Yang Yunruo's calf in an angry manner, as if she had used too much force, and when she saw Yang Yunruo bared her teeth, she wanted to comfort her, but she felt that she deserved it.

Who made him laugh at himself for being a pig, he looked like a pig? Why Ying'er stood up and walked to the mirror, looking left and right, as if he was not fat. I can't help but think about Yang Yunruo's lyrics: You have two holes in your nose, well, yes, big ears, it seems to be a little bit, you sleep until three poles in the morning every day, it seems that there are also, you never fight, you really haven't fought, you can't stand the suffering, your skin is white, and you were born in a rich family, all of them are right.

Yang Yunruo, you are a bad guy. Zhao Yinger scolded psychologically, it's so bad that she is home, why didn't she find him so bad before. Looking at Yang Yunruo's eyes, his eyes were a little weird, and when he looked up and down, he felt that this person was not a good person.

"Pigs are the same. Zhao Ying'er looked at Yang Yunruo and said angrily.

"I'm singing this song, are you okay? Yang Yunruo smiled unconsciously and said, "Looking in the mirror, do you feel more and more like a pig?"

"You're the pig. Zhao Ying's angry teeth itched, and she made up a song in front of herself and said that she was a pig, which was really necrotic. I really want to sing a song for Yang Yunruoye, but without a cheater like Yang Yunruo, my own musical knowledge and musical talent are not particularly strong, so I have to sigh helplessly.

It's just that when I hit the peach blossom, I laugh when I see a beautiful girl, and I won't blush and I won't be afraid. Who is this, it is certainly not himself. Looking up at Yang Yunruo, isn't it. There is Ouyang Mingyue first, then Mu Leyao, and even Su Qingzhou is still surrounded by female friends such as Huang Siyang, isn't it just a crime of peach blossoms, and of course himself. I've never seen him blush at any woman, it's all giggle.

It's so thick-skinned. Zhao Yinger slandered, it's just that he has his own song and him. He is a pig, and he is also a pig, is it an alternative confession?

Uh-huh. Zhao Ying'er, with these hands, I can feel my heart beating throbbingly, and I hit my chest twice.

"Sledgehammer, I" Zhao Ying'er opened her mouth, she didn't know how to say it for a while, her hot face seemed to melt his voice, and he couldn't make a sound, so he had to purse his lips and look at Yang Yunruo tenderly. I, Ye Shi likes you

"What's wrong?" Yang Yunruo looked at Zhao Ying'er's blushing face and asked with concern. Why did you suddenly blush? Come to the eldest aunt? It's inconvenient for you to be here? It must be like this, what a wit.

"Oh, oh, oh, I understand, I understand. Yang Yunruo smiled exaggeratedly.

Understand? I don't know it before I read it? Zhao Ying'er raised her head to look at Yang Yunruo, and quickly lowered her head, not daring to look at Yang Yunruo's eyes. How many are you in the heart?

"It's inconvenient, I know, I'll go back. I still have some work to do today. Then I'll go first, don't send it away if you're not feeling well, bye-bye. Yang Yunruo consciously stood up and opened the door and went out, he couldn't stay by himself, which embarrassed other girls, not to mention that he hadn't copied it today.

He said I wasn't feeling well?

He's gone?

Zhao Ying'er opened her mouth and didn't close it for a long time.