Chapter 633: Not even a dog

"I can't hear it!" Ke Jun smiled and pointed to the phone.

"Okay, don't report it, we don't have any of these you report here. Luo Chongwen said into the landline phone that pressed the speakerphone.

Xiao Yao on the other side only stopped after only half of the report, and after listening to Luo Chongwen's words, he switched back to the mechanical voice: "Complain!"

"Yo, do you want to complain, who are you?" Luo Chongwen said funny.

β€œAuto!” Xiao Yao replied.

"Auto? is it really a robot?" Luo Chongwen said helplessly.

"When are you coming?" Ke Jun interjected.

"Tomorrow!" Xiao Yao said.

"You're not going to tell us who you are, are you?" Ke Jun asked with another confirmation.

β€œAuto!” Xiao Yao still replied mechanically.

"Hey, you're still pretending to be addicted, aren't you?" Ke Jun exclaimed.

"Goodbye!" Xiao Yao said.

"Goodbye, you're not ordering?" Luo Chongwen said strangely.

"Then you listen well!" Xiao Yao changed another bite of Beijing and began to report the name of the dish, "Steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose, roasted pig, roasted duck sauce, chicken bacon, pine flower tripe..."

"Okay, I said that there is no Manchu and Han full banquet! I don't think you have the intention to order, so be it, let's talk about it tomorrow!" Luo Chongwen interjected. After finishing speaking, he simply reached out and hung up the phone.

"They hung up the phone!" Xiao Yao looked at the phone screen, then spread his hands and smiled and asked the filming crew and director of the program in front of him, "Can I really complain about their service attitude?"

The entire film crew didn't speak, just looked at Xiao Yao helplessly.

On the other side, Luo Chongwen, who hung up the phone, asked Ke Jundao, "Do you hear who it is?"

"No!" Ke Jun shook his head and said, "I feel that my mouth is very slippery, and it looks like a cross talker." ”

"It's just boring, it's also like what their cross talk actors do!" Luo Chongwen nodded with a smile, and said to Ke Jun, "The stars who can be invited by the program team, except for Lao Gao, are the famous apprentices of his Chengwen Society, do you sound like that?"

The old Gao in Luo Chongwen's mouth is Gao Chengguang that Xiao Yao once met in the finals of "Sound Immersion", he is now a cross talk master with the highest commercial value, Chengwen Club is a cross talk club established by Gao Chengguang, and most of the members in it are disciples he cultivated. Gao Chengguang and several disciples have set foot in the entertainment industry, and there are really many stars among them. When it comes to participating in variety shows, everyone will first think of the people of Chengwen Society.

"It doesn't sound like that. Ke Jun thought for a while, shook his head helplessly, and said, "The most important thing is the voice of the robot in front and back, and I can't hear who it is at all." ”

"If you can't hear it, forget it. Luo Chongwen shook his hand and said, "It doesn't matter who he is, dare to play us like this, come tomorrow and arrange more work for him!"

Xiao Yao, who was far away in Shencheng, was about to send the program crew away, and suddenly felt a chill in the back of his neck for some reason.

The filming location of the program is located in Tonglu County, East Zhejiang Province, Tonglu County belongs to Hangzhou, only a few dozen kilometers away from Hangcheng City.

Shencheng is not far from Hangzhou, it only takes about an hour to take the high-speed rail, which is less than the flight time of almost all flights, and the security procedures at the railway station are much simpler than those at the airport, so there is no flight from Shencheng to Hangzhou, Xiao Yao arrived in Hangzhou by high-speed rail the next morning. After meeting with the staff of the program team who came to pick up people at the high-speed rail station, everyone immediately set off for the mushroom house.

The drive from the high-speed rail station in Hangzhou to the mushroom house is about an hour, and Xiao Yao is in the car with a camera, and the time on the road is filmed. However, Xiao Yao came alone this time, no one chatted and interacted, and he came early, and he didn't want to call to disturb the people in the mushroom house who might not have gotten up yet, so he quietly looked sideways at the scenery along the way for an hour.

Almost an hour later, the group's vehicle entered the small mountain village where the mushroom house was located. At an intersection in the village, the driver stopped the car and put Xiao Yao down.

The mushroom house is built on a small slope in the village. There is a cement uphill road of several hundred meters on the left hand side of the place where Xiao Yao got off, and walking up along this cement road is the mushroom house. However, this last stretch of the road is usually for the flight guests to drag their luggage up.

After unloading the luggage, Xiao Yao dragged the luggage up the slope. It's still early and the temperature isn't high. The pavement of this cement road is relatively smooth, and it is not too laborious to drag the suitcase, along the way is a field and rape flower field, the scenery is very good, it looks like it gives people a feeling of relaxation and happiness, Xiao Yao also walked to the door of the mushroom house without much effort.

Xiao Yao didn't shout loudly, he carried his suitcase up the stone steps at the entrance of the courtyard, and gently pushed open the door to look at it.

The wooden courtyard gate made some noises when it turned, and someone in the courtyard heard the sound and turned their heads to look at the door.

"Yo, someone's coming!" Ke Jun was the first to see Xiao Yao's head poking in, and got up with a smile and shouted.

"Someone is coming!" Ke Jun shouted, and everyone else in the courtyard also got up to greet him.

"Hello Teacher Luo, Hello Teacher Ke!" Xiao Yao saw everyone get up, so he walked in with his suitcase and pushed the door, and said hello to Luo Chongwen and Ke Jun who were walking in the front in the courtyard.

After greeting Xiao Yao, Luo Chongwen introduced Xiao Yao to Qiu Zhihao and Yang Yu.

Although Luo Chongwen and Xiao Yao didn't deal with each other much, they also knew each other, and they didn't seem too angry with each other. Luo Chongwen is the role of the patriarch among the four resident guests, so although Xiao Yao has more contact with Ke Jun and is more familiar with each other, the work of this introduction is still done by Luo Chongwen.

"Just the four of you, what about yesterday's guests?" Xiao Yao said hello to the four of them, looked up, and asked a little strangely, "Are you still up or have you left?"

The flying guests of this show usually come around noon the day before, stay here for one night, and leave at noon or afternoon the next day. It's still relatively early, and it stands to reason that yesterday's guests shouldn't have left yet, but at this time, there are only four hosts in the courtyard, and if he didn't see yesterday's guests, Xiao Yao will inevitably feel a little strange.

"No, it's neither. Ke Jun explained with a smile, "Yesterday's guests were Xu Zhen and Yu Yaohui, two teachers, and the two of them got up early in the morning and went fishing by the fish pond, where is it!"

There is a wooden fence around the outside of the mushroom house, but the height is not too high, only a little more than a meter, and the mushroom house is on high ground, so the view is still very good.

Xiao Yao looked in the direction Ke Jun pointed, and sure enough, he saw two figures, so he nodded with a smile and said, "See! ”

"They'll be back in a while, so you can put your luggage first." Luo Chongwen said with a smile.

"Have you had breakfast?" A few of us are having breakfast when we got up late, would you like to eat some together?" Ke Jun asked with concern.

"No need, I had breakfast when I came!" Xiao Yao smiled and shook his head.

"I'll help you get your luggage!" Yang Yu took the initiative to reach out to pick up the suitcase in Xiao Yao's hand, "You go and sit, I'll help you put your luggage in the house." ”

"No need, I'll do it myself, just tell me where to put it. Xiao Yao smiled and made the aisle.

"It's okay, give it to Yang Yu!" Luo Chongwen smiled and grabbed Xiao Yao and said, "You were the one who said on the phone yesterday that you reported the name of the dish, right? Let's go over and talk first." Saying that, Luo Chongwen pulled Xiao Yao to the pergola in the courtyard with an unkind look.

"That, Yang Yu, wait a minute!" Xiao Yao, who had already loosened the luggage trolley suitcase, took the suitcase back and said to Luo Chongwen, "Teacher Luo, I brought you something." ”

"Got a gift?" Ke Jun said happily, "Great!"

"Actually, I originally wanted to wait for yesterday's guests to leave before giving them to you," Xiao Yao said with a smile, "but I suddenly felt a little chilly on my back, so I had to take it out in advance." ”

"Is your back cold?" Ke Jun was stunned, then reacted, looked at Luo Chongwen and said, "Teacher Luo, didn't people just show off their mouths, and they didn't say that they really wanted you to make those dishes, you see that you scared Xiao Yao!

"It's just that others don't know, you don't know him?" Luo Chongwen smiled, "This little demon will be scared by me?"

"What are they talking about?" Qiu Zhihao asked Yang Yudao beside him a little confused.

"Yesterday, there were two orders of calls, and the other was two female guests, didn't you answer the orders of the male guests?" Yang Yu patted Qiu Zhihao with a smile, and then walked under the pergola, "Let's go, go see what gifts there are." ”

"You were the one who said cross talk on the phone yesterday?" Qiu Zhihao reacted, caught up with Xiao Yao and asked.

"It's not cross talk, it's just a passage!" Xiao Yao nodded with a smile.

"You speak so fast, amazing!" Qiu Zhihao gave a thumbs up.

"Thank you!" Xiao Yao smiled.

"By the way, and the voice of the robot, it's you, too? Did you use a voice changer?" Qiu Zhihao asked again.

"No, it was suffocated. Xiao Yao shook his head with a smile, and then said in a mechanical voice that he couldn't hold, "Hello!"

"Wow!" Yang Yu and Qiu Zhihao stared at Xiao Yao with wide eyes.

Yang Yu was the only one among the four masters who did not answer Xiao Yao's order call yesterday, and he had not heard Xiao Yao's mechanical voice, and when he heard it at this time, his face was full of shock.

"This guy is a voice monster!" Ke Jun said to the two, "Xiao Yao participated in "Sound Immersion", and in that show, he played a person who voiced nine characters in an animated film at the same time. ”

"So powerful!" Qiu Zhihao and Yang Yu exclaimed together.

"Mr. Ke, are you giving me a chance to do a talk?" Xiao Yao smiled at Ke Jun, turned his head to face the direction of the camera and said, "Since Mr. Ke is talking about animated movies, then I'll make an advertisement by the way! On June 25th, my animated movie "Robot Wall-E" will be released, please support me!"

"This advertisement is really not blunt at all!" Ke Jun said with a smile.

"Okay, don't you just promote the movie? we can't accept gifts from others for nothing!" Luo Chongwen smiled, and deliberately tilted his head to stretch his ears to Xiao Yao and said, "When will it be released? What is the name of the movie?"

"WALL-E! June 25!" Xiao Yao repeated with a smile.

"What's the number?" Ke Jun also leaned over his ear as if he didn't hear clearly.

"June 25th, "Robot Wall-E"!" Xiao Yao repeated again, and then pulled Ke Jun and said, "Okay, that's enough, thank you two teachers!"

"Okay, the goal has been achieved!" Xiao Yao picked up his suitcase and got up, "Actually, I didn't bring any gifts!"

Luo Chongwen stood up "angrily" and said to the two young people, "Zhihao, Yang Yu, hold down and beat me up!"

"Don't don't, just kidding!" Xiao Yao quickly sat down in admittance, opened the suitcase and said, "What a gift!"

"Teacher Ke, this is for you!" Xiao Yao took out a hand-cranked coffee grinder from his suitcase and handed it to Ke Jundao.

"Hand coffee machine, this thing is good!" Ke Jun smiled and said, "This way everyone can make freshly ground coffee and drink it!"

"There are only machines, no beans! Does the program team provide coffee beans?" Yang Yu said on the side.

"Yes, I brought it!" Xiao Yao took out four packs of coffee beans from his suitcase and put them on the table, "Two packs of American, two packs of Korean, these two brands are not very famous, they are both niche brands, you may not have heard of them, but they taste good, I tried them!"

"Brought back from abroad?" Ke Jun picked up four packets of coffee beans, looked at the packaging outside, and said, "It's really hearty!"

"It's true that I brought it back from abroad, but I didn't bring it back!" Xiao Yao smiled, "I generally don't have the habit of bringing goods, this is what my assistant bought when he went abroad with me." I came to bring you a coffee grinder this time, and I thought it would be impossible to have a machine without beans, so I grabbed a few packs from my assistant!"

"You snatched something from your assistant, are you embarrassed?" Ke Jun smiled helplessly.

"It's a hell to be your assistant!" Luo Chongwen also shook his head amusedly.

"This is a toy for Rhubarb and Little Yellow!" Xiao Yao took out two tennis balls from the corner of the box and looked up, "Where are they?"

Rhubarb and Little Yellow are the two pastoral dogs raised by the four in the show. With the popularity of the show, these two cute puppies have also become stars, and they have also opened a Weibo account, and the program team has a special person to take care of it.

"Follow Teacher Yu Zhen and they went fishing!" Ke Jun said with a smile, "Teacher Yu Zhen and they had a very good time with Erhuang yesterday, and they went out fishing in the morning and took them out, saying that they were going out for a walk!"

"Take the two dogs to fish, can they catch fish?" Xiao Yao also shook his head and smiled.

"But why don't you bring these two tennis balls to them to play with?" Ke Jun reached out and took the tennis ball from Xiao Yao's hand.

"This is no ordinary tennis ball!" Xiao Yao said with a smile, "These two tennis balls have been used by Li Ai!"

"What?Li Ai?" Ke Jun was so frightened that his hands trembled, and the two tennis balls fell out of his hands, and he hurriedly bent down to pick them up.

"Who is Li Ai?" Qiu Zhihao pulled Yang Yu next to him and asked in a low voice.

"Li Ai is the best female tennis player in our China, and she has won a Grand Slam championship!" Luo Chongwen looked at Qiu Zhihao and said.

"Huh, so powerful?" Qiu Zhihao said in surprise.

"Is this the tennis ball that Li Ai gave you?" Luo Chongwen said to Xiao Yao with a smile, "You give the tennis ball she gave you to our Erhuang as a toy, aren't you afraid that she will settle accounts with you after watching this episode?"

The matter between Xiao Yao and Li Ai used to be hot news, and the good relationship between the two was widely known, and it was not strange for Xiao Yao to have a tennis ball used by Li Ai in his hand.

"This wasn't given to me by Sister Ai!" Xiao Yao shook his head, "The tennis ball that Sister Ai gave me has her signature on it, of course I keep it at home for good collection." I've watched Sister Ai's training, and these are the two I secretly got out of her training balls, and she probably doesn't even know them! But she must have touched both tennis balls!"

"The coffee beans given to us are grabbed, and the toys given to Erhuang are smooth, who are you?" Ke Jun shook his head helplessly and smiled bitterly, "Are you still the positive energy teenager we know?"

"It's okay, I think it's good!" Luo Chongwen smiled, "What about me, did you bring me any gifts?"

"I, I'm a gift to Teacher Luo!" Xiao Yao opened his arms and smiled.

"Huh~" Ke Jun said with a disgusted face, "Are you numb or not?"

"I~" Luo Chongwen was also "angry", and made a gesture to take off the shoes on his feet, "What do I want you to do?"

Luo Chongwen threw his shoes to the director of the show in the previous show, and also threw Qiu Zhihao and Yang Yu, when he saw that Luo Chongwen was going to take off his shoes, Xiao Yao hurriedly said: "I can help you cook!"

"Do you know how to cook?" Luo Chongwen stopped to take off his shoes.

"Yes!" Xiao Yao nodded, "It may not taste as good as yours, but I will do everything in the kitchen, and it is definitely enough for you to help." I know it's hard for you to cook for so many people, and I can help you cook and make it a little easier for you!"

"Okay, I'll see how you perform in a while!" Luo Chongwen put down his hand, seemingly letting Xiao Yao go.

Luo Chongwen's main task in this show is cooking, and cooking is also a very hard job. If Xiao Yao is really a good cook, it can be regarded as a good gift if he can make it easier for him to cook.

"What about ours?" Qiu Zhihao and Yang Yu looked at Xiao Yao expectantly.

"I'm sorry, I didn't bring gifts for the two of you!" Xiao Yao smiled.

"Isn't it?, we don't have a gift?" Qiu Zhihao's eyes widened and he said in surprise.

"Erhuang has gifts, but we don't?" Yang Yu also shouted.

"Hehe," Luo Chongwen said with a smile and teased the two of them with an angry face, "You two are not even as good as dogs!"

"Brother, the two of us are really not as good as dogs!" Yang Yu hugged Qiu Zhihao and "cried" bitterly.