Chapter 0006 I Told You to Imitate, I Didn't Tell You to Transcend!
There were many fake wines in the end of the French era.
In a little earlier.
Lingzhou accepted a waste apprentice today, and she was in a good mood, so much so that she drank too much fake wine, and Tsubaki's dream was disturbing, so that she was going to boo before dawn.
In the era of the end of the Dharma, the aura was thin, causing the herbs to be impure, and the cultivators were therefore unable to have smooth spiritual veins, and it was easy to accumulate all kinds of filthy things in the body.
If these filths are forcibly discharged through the skin and airways through the spiritual veins, it will consume spiritual power in vain, and it is more likely to cause secondary infection.
Therefore, some low-level monks still retain the excretory methods of mortals, which is green and environmentally friendly, and it is easier to integrate into the nature of Taoism......
Of course, for Ling Zhouyue, who has a special physique and strong cultivation, there is only one reason for booing -
Fake wine is too much to drink!
Shaking his body in a daze, he walked out of the hut wearing the stars and the moon.
She has always been self-reliant and strong, with a dull sense and a lazy style.
In addition, the dream just now was so heavy and ethereal that she didn't even notice the disciple's room on the other side of the hut.
When she finished hissing in the grass on the west cliff and was about to go back to sleep, she found the disciple's room opposite.
Following the new mud that was turned out in front of the disciple's room, I found the precious disciple who was digging a pit.
As far as digging holes goes, are you here to too?
It was her instinctive thought.
But she is a noble teacher, and she must pay attention to her identity in front of her disciples, and this kind of vulgar language cannot be said.
So with a straight face, pretending to be cold, under the bright moonlight, like a pure fairy.
"What are you doing. ”
Wine aroma, water stains, fishy ......
Xiao Ran couldn't figure it out, in her previous life, the little fairies didn't, and they all put rainbow farts, how could the real fairies who had already opened the valley in the cultivation realm still shush?
It doesn't make sense.
Especially what the eyes saw was Shizun's face as bright as the moon, picturesque, and heroic, and the nose smelled a faint fishy face mixed with the fragrance of wine.
Xiao Ran said——
I can't accept it!
But the iron-like facts prove that fairies also have to be booed, especially fairies who love to drink, and what they boo is the fragrance of wine.
This topic touched on Xiao Ran's knowledge blind spot.
He really didn't want to start this topic with a fairy, especially since this fairy was still his master.
Then he said bluntly:
"The disciple built a disciple's room, made an internal toilet in the house, and discharged the domestic sewage out of Zhijian Peak through a buried bamboo pipe. ”
This can also be done?
Well, as long as it's not a spiritual thing, it's worth encouraging.
Lingzhou Yue Road:
"You have a lot of ideas, so let's take a look at your house for the teacher. ”
Xiao Ran:
"Please give me advice. ”
Ling Zhouyue came to the disciple's room.
Boy!
So big.
Wait, this house......
Ling Zhouyue's sword eyebrows frowned slightly, feeling that something was wrong.
So he slipped through the wine bamboo tube and walked around the house.
I saw this disciple Fang Fei Pavilion Liudan, carved beams and embroidered pillars, antique and at the same time grandiose and upright, majestic, as if it was ingenious, carved by gods and ghosts, giving people a kind of impact of simplicity!
Especially when the bright moonlight is draped on the roof of the disciple's house......
So beautiful.
And if you look closely at the location of the foundation of this house, it is the second golden node of the underground spiritual vein of Sword Peak.
What's even more bizarre is that this seemingly disordered gossip foundation is actually more efficient in absorbing spiritual power than her thatched hut.
I told you to imitate, not to transcend!
Ling Zhouyue lost her mind.
For a moment, she seemed to have a glimpse of the heavens and realized a trace of the beauty of heaven that she had never experienced.
She suddenly remembered the dream she had just had......
No way.
There are no gods in this world.
This is just an ordinary house, with no prohibition, no formation, and not even the slightest spiritual power!
For a long time, Ling Zhouyue asked Xiao Ran.
"Who did you ask to build this house?"
Xiao Ran said bluntly:
"Miscellaneous Division. ”
"Is there such a person in the Miscellaneous Division?"
"Well, they're very professional. ”
"Is it stupid to be a teacher?"
You're not stupid!
Xiao Ran added:
"I just drew a blueprint and didn't explain a word, and they built the house perfectly...... This is called professionalism. ”
The bamboo tube that had just reached his mouth suddenly stopped.
"A drawing of the design you made?"
Ling Zhouyue was half-convinced, and her divine sense opened to the maximum in an instant, and she looked Xiao Ran up and down, inside and out.
It is determined that it is the equal endowment of the five elements, the capital of heaven and waste, and it is also the kind of five elements that are not so pure, which is even more mediocre.
In terms of physique and talent, this disciple has no merits except for individual specialties.
But looking at the simple eyes, there is not the slightest sign of lying.
It's hard to explain.
She asked tentatively:
"Could it be that your ancestors were royal craftsmen of the royal family?"
Xiao Ran didn't know how to explain it.
It can't be said that it is a skill that is worth buying with filial piety in you.
"Sort of. ”
Seeing that Xiao Ran didn't explain too much, Ling Zhouyue couldn't ask more, took a sip of wine, and sighed to herself:
"I can't imagine that there are gods in the mortal world, and it may not be accidental that the teacher found you in the crowd. ”
Maybe not by chance?
That is, the previous motive was completely accidental?
Find a waste in the crowd to be a personal disciple?
Xiao Ran frowned, trying to figure out Shizun's motives.
Ling Zhouyue said busily:
"Don't think about it, take the teacher to your house and have a look. ”
Xiao Ran:
"Yes. ”
Open the wooden door and enter the disciple's room.
Boy!
The corners of Ling Zhouyue's pretty eyes twitched.
This luxurious space, this furniture configuration, this big bamboo bed, this bamboo film quilt, and this open sense of transparency directly let the moonlight sprinkle into every ......
Moreover, you have a disciple's room, and you actually have two floors, one for sleeping and one for cultivation?
What's even worse is that there is an independent inner toilet, an independent bathing room, and a large boat-shaped bathtub......
Abominable mortals!
This is the cultivation realm, what kind of fame are you doing!
Lingzhou had a flat face, and suddenly pointed to the stars and sparks that suddenly appeared outside the window.
"Hey, why is my hut on fire!"
Xiao Ran:
“......”
Lingzhou Month:
"Wine, it's fake wine, fake wine spontaneously combusted!"
Xiao Ran:
“......”
Lingzhou Month:
"Hurry up and help put out the fire for the teacher!"
I'll kill you!
Xiao Ran obeyed this master.
obviously looks beautiful and heroic, how can he talk and act like a scoundrel, a three-year-old child?
But then again, as far as the object of wool gathering is concerned, this kind of pleasure-loving master is very perfect.
Looking at it this way, the master in Xiao Ran's eyes is a little cute again.
"You don't need to extinguish it, the master will live here in the future. ”
Ling Zhouyue pretended to make a gesture and waved her hand:
"I'm sorry about that. ”
Xiao Ran said bluntly:
"The disciple was originally a disciple's room built for the master. ”
"Huh?"
Ling Zhouyue was slightly stunned.
Looking at this disciple carefully, it seems that he is becoming handsome.
Xiao Ran stepped up his efforts.
"When the disciple was digging the drainage canal just now, he found that there was warm groundwater circulating at the top of the mountain, so that we could dig a hole in the bath, use a siphon bamboo pipe to draw hot water up, and bring in a bath bucket, so that the master could take a hot bath every day. ”
"And this design?"
Ling Zhouyue couldn't imagine this avant-garde design.
It wasn't until a moment later that Xiao Ran dug a three-foot-deep hole in the south corner of the bathhouse and inserted a siphon bamboo pipe into it to draw warm water.
The warm groundwater flows down the bamboo pipe, bubbling into the oversized bath barrel, and the water surface is clear and misty, floating with dried flowers and spiritual grass that come with the bath room.
Now, she has a sense of the picture.
Who can stand such an irritation?
If it weren't for the difference between men and women, she would have been out of sight.
"Master, please. ”
After finishing speaking, Xiao Ran retreated on his own.
Only Lingzhou was left in the bath room with a blank face.
The construction ghost, the old lady has picked up the treasure?