"She was singing to her traffic police brother on the road, and she wouldn't leave no matter how I pulled her. ”

Sing?

Sing it to the traffic police brother?!

"Is she drunk?"

Fang Li estimated: "It looks like I've drunk too much." However, she was confused, "but we didn't drink." So they went for a meal.

Maybe there's an egg in it.

Eori didn't explain: "Tell her to stay there and send me the address." ”

"Okay. ”

"Don't let her go where there are trees. "Last time Zhou Xufang ate eggs, he pulled out a tree, he was fine, he was not afraid that she would be seen abnormal.

The bewildered Fang Ideal: "?"

Why can't you go to a place with a tree?

"Oh. She didn't ask.

Eori put his phone on the table and got up to leave the table.

Qiao Nanchu asked, "It's time to start the banquet, where are you going?"

"I went to pick up Zhou Xufang, she drank too much. ”

Jiang Zhi went to Mrs. Jiang to say hello first, saying that she was not feeling well, and the old lady asked a few words worriedly, and he answered them one by one before leaving.

Besides, Xue Baoyi, when Jiang Zhi returned the phone to him, he hadn't hung up, he let the phone dry on the table for a while before picking it up and putting it to his ear: "Fang Ideal, you-"

Over there: "Toot toot ......"

Already hung up.

Xue Baoyi: "......"

In addition to Jiang Zhi and his father, his little second master was hung up for the first time.

When he has no temper?

He dialed directly and said, "You hang up with me again." ”

The employee who was called by the boss was taken aback and immediately explained: "I was quick just now, not on purpose." "I really didn't mean to.

Xue Baoyi didn't believe it: "That's really a coincidence." ”

What you say is what.

She was silent.

But she was silent for a long time, and the boss didn't speak, this feeling was like hearing a voice when she was eating chicken, but she didn't know where the enemy was hiding, so she was a little square.

After waiting for a while: "Boss, if it's okay, I'll step down first-"

"Who's to say it's okay?" he said, dragging a teasing tune.

This underwhelming look, especially like the gangster who collects protection money at the street corner, or the one who leads.

Fang Li is the stall at the corner of the street: "Then what do you command?"

Xue Gangster: "Sing me a song." ”

“……”

This person, who is used to him?!

Fang Li resisted the urge to hit someone: "You are old ...... Is it lonely?" she suspects the thing is trying to sneak her.

He was old, and he was not serious: "Who is lonely?" He sat cross-legged, not doing a good job, touched his chin, and found a serious reason, "You sing a song, let the master listen to your voice, if it's okay, the company can consider letting you develop film and television songs together." ”

Father.

This tone is like the father of the gold lord!

Fang Li suddenly felt that this person's image was tall and majestic: "What do you want to hear? As long as I can sing, I will sing it all to you." ”

Xue Baoyi cocked Erlang's legs and threw peanuts into his mouth, leisurely: "Whatever you want." ”

At this time, Zhou Xufang squatted in front of the little brother of the traffic police and sang happily: "Everyone has a smile on their faces, Wahaha, Wahaha, everyone has a smile on their faces......"

This song, not to mention, is still a bit brainwashing, before Fang Li could react, he sang along: "Big sister, come quickly, little brother, don't dodge, hold hands and sing that song, how happy our life is, Wahaha, Wahahaha, how happy our life is......"

Xue Baoyi, who threw a peanut in his face: "......"

The tune is nine curves and eighteen bends, and it sings like a two.

I don't know why, it's just very picturesque, very erha, and a stupidity with a demonic nature.

Xue Baoyi took the phone away: "It's okay." The magic sound was already looping in his head.

Fang Ideal hasn't sung enough, Zhou Xufang has already started the next paragraph, and she also wants to follow 'Wahaha, Wahaha': "There is another paragraph." ”

Xue Baoyi took a sip of tea and moistened her throat: "It's okay." ”

Fang Li felt that the part just now was not enough to show her singing voice, she was very positive: "How about it? Do you want to sing another song for you?"

Xue Baoyi finished eating peanuts, changed a plate of fried broad beans, and bit crunchy: "You better act well." ”

Fang Ideal, who really wants to be a singer: "......"

It hurts so much.

She suddenly languished: "Then I'll hang up." ”

Xue Baoyi's tone was a little underwhelming: "Don't be too sad, no one is perfect, although I am handsome and chic, I am very good at playing games and mahjong." ”

After listening to this, Fang Li replied sincerely: "Then don't be too sad, there will be spring in the cabbage." ”

Xue Caiqiu: "......"

He threw a broad bean hard—

The knot smashed firmly on the bridge of Qiao Nanchu's nose, and there was a sound.

Qiao Nanchu calmly pulled out a piece of paper and wiped the bridge of his nose: "If you have itchy skin, say it." ”

Xue Baoyi hung up the phone: "Vegetables don't deserve to eat broad beans?"

Qiao Nanchu: "......" originally wanted to fight, but suddenly he couldn't do it.

At nine o'clock, the streets were lit up with neon.

On the building on the left side of the intersection, there is a huge LED display, which is showing advertisements, and under the building, there is a squatting person, looking up at the electronic screen, and his head is shaking.

"Are you 017?"

Zhou Xufang was very drunk, and his eyes were foggy.

She tilted her head and stared at the person on the screen, "Your face has gotten so much bigger." ”

Fang Li squatted next to him and also took a look.

This is not the national brother Xiao Yunsheng.

Zhou Xufang was still muttering, "Are you 017?" she waved at the screen, "I'm 011." ”

017？011？

Fang Li felt that Zhou Xufang might have seen some agents recently.

011's drunken eyes were hazy, and he blinked: "017, don't run away, if you don't obey, they will beat you." She said to 017 on the screen, "Let's stop running, we'll take medicine, take a lot of medicine, and when we get stronger, we'll run together." ”

As he spoke, 011's eyes turned red and he was about to cry.

She raised her head and looked at the stars in the sky, and it took a while to force back the tears, and then she continued to look at the screen, tilting her head: "Huh?"

On the electronic display screen, it has been cut from a mobile phone advertisement to Xiehe Men's Hospital, and the originally beautiful boy has become a balding uncle.

Zhou Xufang stood up and swayed: "017, where have you been?"

“017。 ”

017 is gone, and no one pays attention to her.

Zhou Xufang was very disappointed and wanted to jump up and blow the bald uncle's head.

No, Jiang Zhi said, you can't run, you can't jump outside, you can't get angry.

Fang Li was afraid that she would fall, so she went to help her, she didn't want to help, and swayed to the traffic booth crookedly, and squatted: "Little brother of the traffic police." ”

The little brother of the traffic police has just changed shifts with the uncle of the traffic police, and now it is time to rest, the little brother is young, very shy, and said 'um' with a red face.

Zhou Xufang squatted on the ground, side by side with the stone pier blocking the car, and shook his head with his face up to look at the little brother of the traffic police: "Your clothes are so good-looking." ”

She was drunk and a little slurred.

The little brother of the traffic police was praised even more shyly.

She didn't know where to throw the mask on her face for a long time, her face was red, her eyes were full of moisture, she smiled sweetly, praised the clothes of the little brother of the traffic police, and said: "Huang Chengcheng, very good-looking." ”

The little brother of the traffic police pulled the duty uniform on his body.

Zhou Xufang's expression was so sincere: "Little brother, can you sell me this dress?"

The little brother was embarrassed.

She wears a sweatshirt and hat, her clean little face is facing up, she is heroic when she is not smiling, she smiles, her bright eyes and bright teeth are particularly good-looking, she said: "I want to buy it for my boyfriend to wear." Speaking of her boyfriend, she was very happy and proud, "He is good-looking, wearing a yellow and clear dress, he will definitely look better." ”

I have a boyfriend.

The little brother of the traffic police was a little lost: "This dress can't be sold." ”

Zhou Xufang's confused expression: "Can't I sell it if I give a lot of money?"

The little brother shook his head: "This is work clothes." "He can't sell it, and even if he does, the average person can't wear it.

But Zhou Xufang ate the eggs and was confused: "Then can I sell it if I help you work?"

Little Brother: "......"

Whose little cutie is not going to take it away soon.

Otherwise, he steals!

Zhou Xiaocai regretted: "I can't." Sighing, sighing heavily, "My boyfriend is so pathetic, he can't even wear beautiful clothes." ”

Without buying 'pretty' clothes, she hung her head for a while, and then began to sing again: "The first nine twenty-nine, call each other to make a move, three nine twenty-seven, the fence blows the chestnut, four nine thirty-six, sleep at night like sleeping in the open, five nine forty-five, the poor man dances on the street, six nine fifty-four, the fence comes out of the tender thorns......"

The wind behind blew the voice: "Zhou Xufang." ”

Zhou Xufang squatted on the ground, looked back in a daze, and then grinned a big smile: "Jiang Zhi." ”

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Zhou Xufang, who doesn't like to laugh, has become smiling.