Chapter 118: Sewing the Belly with a Sewing Needle (Asking for Subscription)
The article said that Yongzhou produces a poisonous snake, through the grass and trees, the grass and trees will die, once a person is bitten, there is no salvation, but this poisonous snake is a medicinal material, can be used to deduct taxes, so many people are not afraid of death to catch.
The poisonous snake written in the book is the five-step snake that bites the mountain, the scientific name is the sharp-nosed pither, also known as the hundred-step snake, the five-step snake, the seven-step snake, the snake, the valley snake, the hundred-flower snake, the Chinese pit pit and so on.
Because it has black and white flowers all over its body, it is also called the white flower snake.
Although the five-step snake is highly poisonous, it has now been listed as a second-class protected animal by the state for the sake of ecological balance.
Therefore, under normal circumstances, if the five-step snake is found, it is necessary to bear legal responsibility.
However, remember, when the five-step snake attacks you, don't think about whether you will break the criminal law by killing the five-step snake and whether you will go to jail.
It is illegal for a person to catch a wild five-step snake for no reason, and in the same way, a five-step snake maliciously attacks a human being, and it must also be punished as it should be.
For example, braised or steamed.
When it comes to how to eat a five-step snake, no one knows as much as the second grandfather.
While cutting off the head of the sloppy snake, he said: "If you eat a poisonous snake, you must cut off the head, and sometimes, if you cut off the head of a live snake, it is best to smash the head of the snake first, because this snake is a 'monster', even if the head is cut off for half an hour, its head can still jump up and bite people, so this matter must not be sloppy." ”
Chen Yang stood aside, listening with a chill down his spine.
He said: "I won't catch a live snake to eat at home, and the reason why this snake was caught is because it attacked us first." You look at Dashan's buttocks, what they are bitten into. ”
The three grandparents, as well as the children, looked at the mountain's buttocks.
Under the influence of the herbs, the mountain has recovered a little and is able to move his body slightly.
So, it moved its ass a little towards the wall.
Dashan: MMP, I don't know how many people have seen my ass today, and I don't have a girlfriend yet. Can you stop talking about my ass? Am I shameless?
The third grandfather sighed twice, shook his head and said: "Alas, the life of a farmer is really difficult, you see that this year, farming, waterlogging at the beginning of spring, and drought after the beginning of summer. Let's go into the mountains and do some work, either stepping on iron clips or being bitten by poisonous snakes. Alas, it's too hard. ”
"Yesterday there was a person in Xinwu Village who was caught in a boar trap, have you heard?" asked the fourth grandmother.
Everyone shook their heads and said they hadn't heard of it.
The fourth grandmother said: "It is a woman in her forties, her husband has been dead for more than ten years, she has not remarried, and she has raised two children by herself. Isn't this child about to start school now, she just thought, go into the mountains to pick more pepper to make up for the child's living expenses, who knows, but the result was caught by the boar clip, and it almost broke. ”
This made everyone sigh with emotion.
The third grandmother asked, "So what's going on now?"
Fortunately, she brought her mobile phone into the mountains, called for help, and then sent her to the hospital, otherwise no one would have noticed that it stinked in the mountains. ”
Speaking of iron clips, it's really a man-made 'five-step snake'.
When encountering a wild five-step snake, it can still run, but once it is stepped on by a man-made iron clip, it can't run, and can only ask for help or wait for death.
What can I do? I don't care about this matter, what can you do with others?
Anyway, Chen Yang saw one by one......
The second grandfather made a five-step snake.
The fourth uncle was responsible for making the pork belly brought by his father, as well as the big grass carp of the third grandfather. The roast duck brought by the fourth grandfather is cooked food and does not need to be made separately.
When the fourth uncle has made the braised pork, the grass carp has been steamed, the roast duck has been set on the plate, and the second grandfather's snake meat has also been prepared.
Remove the head of the snake meat, cut the abdomen with scissors, remove the internal organs, and leave the snake gall to soak in wine. Then cut the snake body into sections, two catties of meat on the pressure cooker to make soup, two catties of meat under the oil pot to brise.
Children are responsible for setting tables, moving stools, serving food, and setting dishes and chopsticks, while adults are responsible for eating.
Seeing the adults eating snake meat happily, a few children who were biting on duck meat and braised pork were not happy.
"Why can you eat snake meat, but we can't?" Jia Jia clutched a duck leg and shouted with a greasy mouth, "I want to eat snake meat too, I want to eat snake meat too." ”
"I'm going to eat it too. As soon as Jia Jia said that she wanted to eat, the other children shouted.
The fourth grandfather suddenly lowered his head and said with a 'gloomy' face: "I told you, it's okay to eat snake meat, but when these snake meat turns into small snakes in your stomach, and if you want to break through your stomach and run out, you can't cry or cry out in pain, you know?"
As he spoke, he picked up a large piece of snake meat and put it in Jiajia's bowl.
Seeing that his grandfather was talking about something, Jiajia hurriedly covered his bowl with his small palm and shook his head without saying a word.
Junhui didn't believe in evil: "If snake meat turns into snakes, then why do you eat them? Won't they burrow through your belly?"
The fourth grandfather replied very seriously: "Of course not, we are all this old, and our bellies are already very hard, and they can't be broken." But you're still so young, and your belly is still very soft, if you have to eat snake meat, I'll have to sew your belly up with a sewing needle. ”
If you don't eat it, don't eat it, is it necessary to say that it is so frightening? You actually have to sew the belly with a sewing needle.
Xiaomei snorted, "Hmph, what's so delicious about this snake? It looks like my brother's chatter, maybe it can pee and shit, and then drill through cow dung and pig dung like an earthworm." ”
Adults: ......
Well, congratulations on ruining another big meal.
When Chen Yang eats snake meat, the shape of a snake will appear in his mind, and then another snake-like thing will appear in his heart.
MD, how does this feel like you're eating yourself?
After dinner, the fourth uncle had to get up in the middle of the night to boil peanuts, so he went back to bed early.
Others stayed behind to help Chen Yang choose mountain peppers.
Chen Yang poured the mountain pepper on the floor that had been cleaned, grabbed a handful, and said to a few people: "You see, you don't want leaves, you don't want twigs, you don't even want this fruit stalk, just this fruit." ”
"Ah, why do you pick it so clean?" the fourth grandmother was puzzled, "If you pick it so clean, it won't be so heavy, mine is just picking out the leaves." This is more weighty, and it can also be sold for a few more bucks. ”
Chen Yang said with a smile: "I don't sell these mountain peppers, I keep them to make my own sauce." Anyway, you can help me clean it up, I'm going to feed the mountain medicine. ”
Regarding Xiaoyang's affairs, the three grandparents didn't dare to be sloppy, they all did what he said, and picked all the branches and leaves, leaving only a small fruit.
Chen Yang washed the herbs he had brought back from the mountains, crushed them, and fed them partly to the mountain, and partly applied them to its wounds.
After taking the medicine, Dashan's spirit improved a little and he was able to eat a little.
Since everyone was here, Chen Yang was inconvenient to say something heart-wrenching to Dashan, so he could only gently caress Dashan's brain with his broad palm.
Of course, the mountain can feel that the owner cares about him, so he will also rub his head lightly under the master's big palm, as if to comfort the owner, saying that it is all right.
"Brother, why doesn't the mountain eat?" Jia Jia came out unexpectedly and asked.
Chen Yang looked up at Jiajia in the moonlight, and smiled softly: "Because Dashan is injured." ”
"Why did the mountain get hurt?"
"Because it was bitten by a snake. ”
"Why was it bitten by a snake?"
"The snake originally wanted to bite me, but Dashan was bitten by the snake in order to save me. ”
"Why does the snake want to bite you?"
"Maybe it's because I'm more handsome than him. ”
......
It turns out that the best way to end a child's 100,000 whys is to answer them out of common sense.
Jiajia thought about it, as if she understood, and immediately turned around and ran into the hall and shouted, "Grandma, grandma, my brother said that Dashan doesn't eat because he can't eat when he sees his brother. ”
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