In addition to taking off and landing, black technology has now been able to use mobile phones on airplanes. 【Fengyun Reading Network.】

Ji An knew that Crooked Nuts liked pandas, but he still underestimated their enthusiasm for pandas.

There is a blonde girl named Emma in the crew, who is good-looking, and flies everywhere in the world, often pops selfies with beautiful scenery as the background on the Internet, and has accumulated a lot of popularity.

After taking a group photo before, she uploaded the photo to ins, and got 5000+ likes in less than half an hour, and the number of followers has also increased significantly, although most of the fan messages are praising pandas, a little jealous, but seeing that pandas attract fans so quickly, with a little caution, she came to find Ji An again, and then looked outside the iron gate, and didn't come back for a long time.

Ji An took the nail file and gave the round boss a serious claw, the tip of the claw on one foot was rounded, he put down the black silk short legs, and said, "Change to the other foot." ”

Yuanyuan is not Dayu in the end, crunching and gnawing on the bamboo, letting Ji An pick up its other leg.

Ji An suddenly found a blonde girl standing outside the iron gate in a daze, he stopped, turned his head and asked, "Is there something wrong?"

Emma came back to her soul and held up her phone to compare: "Can I shoot?"

Ji An was photographed in the zoo, so it didn't matter for a long time, nodded at her, and continued to crush the boss.

A short video with a duration of 2 minutes was uploaded to the Internet, and Emma's own popularity, coupled with the panda's aura of attracting fans, the number of plays increased rapidly at a rate of 20 times per second. (It's not that the author is blowing blindly, as long as the number of panda videos under the English title on YouTube exceeds one million, there are more than 100 million, and the following part of the message is a direct translation.) ）

People are waiting for the panda to frustrate its claws, but many foreign netizens have said, "Let me come!", they are very greedy for the round pair of black short legs, and many people are even jealous of the frustrated foot worker who can knead the panda at will.

"There is no one of the most desirable professions in the world. ”

"Those legs were thicker and shorter than my wife's, but I could play for a whole year. ”

"I'm willing to give up everything I have now and go to Huaguo to play with those Mao dumplings for a day. ”

"Chubby! Chubby!

“cute-alert!!!”

"It is said that the panda is very ferocious, why can that Chinese teenager be so close to the panda?"

"Stupid, of course the breeder can. ”

"A very serious question, how do you become a panda keeper?"

"You have to become a Chinese first. ”

"I started studying Chinese seriously today, and after graduating from grade 12, I want to go to China to raise pandas. ”

"Child, prepare carefully for the entrance exam, only if you are admitted to a prestigious school can you go to China for exchange. After graduating from high school, I couldn't find a job in China. ”

"Fack, tomorrow morning for the title qualification exam, I'm watching a panda pedicure...... Who's going to stop me, I can't stop. ”

After 3 hours of the flight, Emma was still restless and looked at her phone from time to time. The group photo has more than 10,000 likes, and the short video is even more exaggerated, seeing the rising number of followers, Emma began to get nervous.

Foreign social software is not popular for tipping, but when the popularity exceeds a certain level, advertisers will take the initiative to find it. Get a sponsorship fee, salary and everything is a floating cloud.

The comments kept asking to add new videos, and Emma weighed it, not caring that she would be reprimanded by the purser, and ran to the iron gate with her mobile phone.

Pandas eat a lot and pull a lot, Dayu because of good digestion and absorption, there are relatively few baba, Yuanyuan is a lump of youth league in the east, a lump of youth league in the west, fortunately it is not very smelly, Ji An followed behind to pick up the youth group and put it in a garbage bag.

This bag of poop can't be thrown away yet, Theresa said, to collect it back and study it......

Yuanyuan stopped eating for the time being, and fell asleep when he was full, Ji An was idle and bored, and turned on his mobile phone to watch videos. As for Emma, who was holding her mobile phone outside the iron gate, he was too lazy to pay attention to it, just shoot it, and it won't be a hair out of it anyway.

Dayu's outstanding digestion and absorption ability makes it only need to eat for 2 hours a day, which is not much worse than people, Yuanyuan is sleeping, Dayu put his head next to Ji An, and watched the video together.

Ji An pointed to the kung fu panda in the video with the same round head and round brain and said: "Dayu, you see that Ah Bao can play with bamboo poles, can you?"

Dayu thought about it, and the bear grabbed a bamboo on the ground and waved it indiscriminately: "Oh~~~"

Seeing this, Ji An chuckled, and Emma exclaimed in surprise outside the iron gate, and quickly covered her mouth with her hand.

After a while, I uploaded INS, Ji An gave the panda a pedicure, crooked nuts were envious, Ji An picked up poop, crooked nuts were also envious, when I saw Dayu turn into a stupid kung fu panda, crooked nuts exploded.

The video began to go viral on the Internet. Panda Emma can't touch it, Ji An can, so in Emma's eyes, Ji An has also become a rare breed with a damp aura, and that look ......

In Emma's current state, Ji An only needs to hook his fingers, hehe......

It's a pity that Ji An's mind at this time was all about another thing, just now Dayu waved the bamboo indiscriminately, and a thought suddenly popped up in his mind: "The pre-task only said to cut 70 bamboos, not that I can only cut it alone." With Dayu's strength, give it a knife too?"

It is not difficult to teach Dayu to chop and chop, although he can't see his talent level, but in terms of Dayu's super high IQ, Ji An feels that it is at least above excellence, not to mention cutting bamboo, it is not impossible to teach a kung fu panda.

The more Ji An thought about it, the more feasible he felt, and after asking, the system prompted: "In the process of pre-quest and no man's land dungeon, the host can borrow private pets to assist." ”

Ji An was overjoyed, but after thinking about it, he quickly frowned, if Dayu was successfully trained by the husband Panda, he would probably be invincible on the earth, and with the assistance of such combat power, the difficulty of the no-man's land copy can be imagined.

There is another point, Ji An muttered: "How can I take Dayu as a personal pet?"

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On Thursday night, Angel City time, a short video of a suspected kung fu panda was widely circulated on major social software in the United States.

Borrowing Dayu's light, Emma became angry, and when Ji An came out to go to the toilet, she hinted several times that she had time recently and invited him to drive together, hmm...... For a ride, Ji Anxin had a lot of trouble, he didn't think about it at all, and perfunctorily said that he didn't have a driver's license.

Angel City learned on Friday morning that Kung Fu Panda was hotly discussed on social software, and the governor of California couldn't sit still. Among the pick-up personnel at 10 o'clock in the morning, in addition to the mayor of Angel City, who was scheduled to attend, and the state legislature, the governor also came to brush up on his presence.

At 10 o'clock in the morning, the panda plane arrived at Angel City Airport, and after the base, national television, breeding team and other entourages got off the plane, various media pointed their long guns and short guns at the door of the cabin, waiting for their long-awaited panda to appear.

After a while, there was a motive at the door of the cabin, and a fat man with meat came out.

"Click, click......"

"Wang!"