The West Lake is under the full moon, and the full moon is also in the West Lake.

A painting boat is docked on the shore of the West Lake, and there are beauties cooking wine in the painting boat, and Confucian scholars playing chess.

In the 21st century, it is only the stars who perform lame scenes to appear such a beautiful scene, or in the landscape paintings of the old gentleman's flowers.

Zhu Aneng pushed the glasses of civilized people at that time, saying that the girls in the human race hundreds of years ago could naturally wear a lot more clothes, and they could be thick, but the face could be shallow, and the colorful dai on the eyebrows would not pile up.

Well, the current human girl, everything is reversed.

Pig Aneng is giving a lesson to the pig grandson, taking a human history class, in the words of the bastard boss of the class, the four thieves, this old gentleman does not have much knowledge, a lot of, and the class does not follow the textbook, but he likes to be foolish.

When the four thieves of the pig are in class, drowsiness is the norm, a pair of thieves' slippery eyes like to look at the body of the pig Xiaomei in the northwest corner seat, mother, it is really a thief, the so-called upside-down mountains and rivers are magnificent when floating a big white is a poet in the human race said, tsk tsk, very suitable for the situation.

After this pig Xiaomei is a hero, her father and mother are well-known heroes of the pig clan, at that time, two pigs were a female and a male, and the Jianghu pig was called a big man, in a dark and windy night, it seemed to be raining that night, yes, and thunder, anyway, how bad the description of the scenery was, the two pigs sneaked into the ham processing factory. Just in time for the janitor of the ham processing factory, the old janitor put down the fairy fight book in his hand, the kind with color pictures, and went to pee in a small river leading to the city in the factory. Before the wind began to drip on his shoes, he was almost scared to death in the moonlight of the river, and saw two fat pigs behind him. The fat pig's eyes shot coldly at himself, sharp and murderous, I and supporting movements, the two pigs' hind legs were slightly arched, the front legs were stretched inward, and the head touched the ground, and the whole posture was full of strength. It's not funny at all, the old man thinks it's terrifying! Your grandmother's, you've met a living ghost! The old man suddenly said that his heart was not good, but it was too late, the two pigs had launched an offensive and snorted angrily and arched together, where could the old man's legs dodge, and fell directly into the river, it was really so coincidental, there were sharp and hard stones in the river, and the old man's head was pierced through a hole.

Two pigs combined. The world is horizontal. The name of this trick is not in vain!

The assassination is over, and the two pigs kiss affectionately in the moonlight.

Although there was rain and thunder that night, the moonlight was still very gentle, and you were still beautiful.

The beautiful moonlight, the beautiful pig kisses, but the pig Xiaomei's father is happy, but unfortunately this old man is too weak, or a hero to save the beauty is wonderful.

Zhu Xiaomei and her mother couldn't help herself for a while, and immediately smiled shyly after kissing, it was very good-looking, but Zhu Xiaomei was not planted in his mother's body at this time, the two pigs were still sensible, and they knew that they would go home first and then go to the gods to fight.

When the two pigs rushed back, they heard footsteps in the distance from far and near, which frightened Zhu Xiaomei and his father and mother when the pig's hair stood up. The two pigs hid in the grass, watched the movement, and just after the murder was over, they came out again? The heroic spirit of the two pigs was poured with cold water, and the pig's gall was about to break. But I saw a hunchbacked old woman with a chickenbump in front of her, this old woman knew both pigs, and she was a suburban tricycle who sold pancakes and fruits, and her pancakes and fruits were very delicious, and even the pigs she picked up and ate had to be praised. Every day at five or six o'clock in the afternoon, the old woman came out of the stall and sold it until half past nine in the evening.

Pig Xiaomei's father knows that this ham sausage is a nightmare for pigs, real pork ham, and the street food stalls with pancakes and fruits for example all use starch sausages, this kind of small business naturally can't afford pure meat ham, which is the case, why did this old woman appear here.

The two pigs were slightly relieved, this man was not very threatening, and he had to keep an old life, and he had to eat pancakes.

On a rainy night, there was an old woman selling pancakes and fruits in the ham factory, the old woman's withered yellow and rain-dripping face was particularly infiltrating under the light of thunder and lightning, the old woman took a light step, in fact, she couldn't take a heavy step, tilted her head and looked around, no one.

This ham sausage processing factory is close to a five-star hotel, and the grease trap pipe in the sewer of the hotel is cracked, just east of the ham sausage processing factory. Even the father and mother of the little sister of the pig didn't dare to stick out their tongues and lick it, this is a goddamn ****, and you have to control your greed. But the old woman rolled out a black and shiny oil drum from the grass, squatted on the side of the pipe, and took out a greasy and dirty plastic spoon from the barrel. As the oil drum became heavier and heavier, a smile gradually appeared on the old woman's face, which was naturally the joy of harvest.

What kind of oil, the old woman naturally knows, but what he says on TV, it's good to make money. Besides, if you can really eat the dead, I don't believe it. Anyway, I earn money by labor by craft, and I am worthy of my conscience. As for whether she will eat the pancakes she made when she is hungry, who knows, anyway, the little grandson with a tiger hat on his head who was naughty and mischievous a few days ago secretly stuffed a pancake into his mouth.

Thinking of her little grandson, the old woman smiled even more, thanks to such a small skill, in order to help the son of the bastard who lost his father early to pay off the gambling debts, the son's building was still bought with his own money, and the son who never thought that the son who had real estate would bring back a big fat daughter-in-law the next day, the daughter-in-law is fat and the ass is so round and fat, at a glance, it can be brought with a handle, in fact, it is true, the old woman who hugged her grandson was very happy............

The old woman rubbed the green silk on her head with her fingers, and she had sunk into the fantasy of a better life, hoping that she could earn pension money by selling pancakes and fruits, and then her son could become filial, her grandson was well-behaved, and her daughter-in-law was not tricky, so what was wrong with enjoying her old age in peace.

The oil drum was full, the old woman took a deep breath, and the rickety body carried the oil drum out of the hole in the wall of the grass, and went home step by step, and the rain gradually became lighter.

Little sister pig and her father bit her tongue hard, Lao Tzu will never eat human snacks again in his life!

The two pigs were sure to be safe, and they sneaked back to the pig habitat through the newly discovered hole in the wall.

The nearest pig habitat is in the sewer pipe of the house in the east of the ham sausage processing factory, the sewer pipe wall is forbidden by the pig sages, only the sensing system on the ban feels the unique gas molecules on the pig, it will produce a similar nerve impulse transmitted to the central work point, and then there are countless small molecules in the thin line on the work point, and the subtle friction in the movement forms heat through the aggregation effect, so that the unique metal material on the wall reaches the melting point, melts and glows, and under the stimulation of bright light, the light sensing system of the wall begins to work, driving the mechanism hub to open the invisible door, although the process of opening the door is quite complicated, but the microscopic level of movement is very fast, that is, a matter of moments, like the turning on and off lights of the human world.

There are many prohibitions like this in the pig clan, but no matter how prominent the contradiction between humans and pigs is, we have to admit that these advanced things are all learned from human scientists.

After entering the ban, it was a different world, it was also a dark night, and the pig clan was almost the same as humans, most of them had already fallen asleep.

On a rainy night, the thunder gradually subsided, and everything grew in the new year.

People have songs, as they sing: Although it is said that there is no meaning in human (pig) life, love does make life more beautiful.

So Zhu Xiaomei quietly sprouted on such a spring night.