Chapter 11 When the film is released The day when the young and young are gone
Next.
Liang Liang also saw a scene that made her stunned.
At two o'clock in the afternoon, on the first floor of the basement of the sewage treatment plant, the crew officially started filming.
Standing on the first floor of the sewage treatment plant and looking down, Liang Liang's expression was more complicated.
From the dialogue of the crew, it was learned that the actor who originally played the 'director' and the actor who played the 'makeup artist' couldn't come because of the car accident, and the director Hai Da Pang and a middle-aged field service woman were temporarily put into battle.
It's like a joke.
Changing actors and forcibly filming in such a short period of time is too arbitrary.
And when filming the first scene, because the heroine played by Li Youqing was not good at acting, she was reprimanded by the director, and the director was angry and left directly.
At this time, the camera is directed to leave.
In the middle of this gap, a field attendant quickly handed over a bottle of eye drops to Li Youqing, who took the eye drops and put a few drops on his eyes, and then the eye drops ran down his cheeks.
At this time, the camera turned back to Li Youqing again, and it was natural to capture her 'tears'.
Bad show.
Proper bad show.
This kind of bad scene, I'm afraid that only Hai Da Fat can shoot it.
But that's exactly what she wanted to see.
Because the original intention of Jiangbei to invest in the filming of this movie was to let Li Youqing recognize the reality and then quit the showbiz.
The film is bad, so she can break her star idea.
At this time, under the comfort of the actor and the actor who played the 'makeup artist', Li Youqing gradually regained his composure, and the three of them walked up to the first floor of the sewage treatment plant together.
During the stairs, one of the field assistants carrying the camera is unsteady due to drinking.
"Hiccup~"
The sound of hiccups resounded throughout the sewage treatment plant, and Liang Liang on the opposite side seemed to feel a strong smell of alcohol in the air.
Oh, my God!
I drank like this when I was filming.
It's so disrespectful.
The toilet on the first floor was opened, and two field assistants pushed the toilet.
This movie is too difficult.
Liang Liang shook his head, a stone hammer.
The filming crew is so careless, and they still expect to make a good movie.
The following shoots also validated her idea.
Li Youqing, who played the heroine, sat in a simple rest area with the male protagonist and makeup artist, and chatted about some embarrassing topics inexplicably.
Suddenly, there was a banging sound outside the door, startling everyone.
The atmosphere calmed down.
Just when Liang Liang thought that he was about to shoot some big scene, a field attendant took a piece and wrote, 'Out of order, continue to improvise.' The board walked to the main position and prompted the actor off-camera.
"This is too funny, isn't it? Can't you stop filming first if something happens?" Liang Liang is really a little confused, she doesn't understand movies, but she also knows that filming can be suspended if there is a situation during filming.
"They're doing this show in one shot, so if filming is suspended, everything needs to be restarted. I don't know when, New Year's Eve walked to Liangliang's side, leaning on the railing and looking at the shooting scene opposite, with thoughtful eyes in his eyes.
"For the sake of the so-called one-shot to the end, is it even acceptable to such an embarrassing scene?"
I don't understand how cool the scene is, but she knows that the scene just now is extremely embarrassing, and it is extremely embarrassing to even watch the scene, how can she satisfy the audience?
Although she and Jiangbei both want to see this movie a bad movie, the crew's shooting method is too casual, right?
Sui Xi shook his head and did not speak.
"Ahh
Just then, a field attendant threw in a prosthetic leg, smeared with ketchup, from outside the door.
The heroine Li Youqing screamed when she saw it.
Immediately afterwards, a crew member with a broken arm rushed in from outside, judging from the setting, he should have been made into a zombie.
After the zombie passed, the previously drunk field suke ran in again covered in blood.
After a big battle between the two sides, the zombies were driven out of the sewage treatment plant, and the actors were temporarily safe.
During the whole process, the heroine kept screaming, and her acting skills were clumsy.
The zombie scene is also embarrassing.
Of course, there are more embarrassing ones.
After the zombies were driven away, the director reappeared and had a 'heartfelt' conversation with the three actors here.
This conversation is simply an awkward conversation throughout the whole process, and the performance is pompous, with no beginning or end.
The most important thing is that at this time, the radio on the side suddenly held his stomach and quietly avoided the host seat to go out.
According to the normal situation, the actor should ignore the surrounding staff when acting, substitute himself into the scene and continue to act, but I don't know if the director Hai Dapang did not enter the play, and when he saw that the radioman was leaving, he ran over to stop him and asked him what he was going to do.
Now even the radio is in the camera.
The crew entered the camera, which can already be regarded as a shooting accident.
But crucially, the shooting did not pause.
Do you want to keep filming?
Yes.
I did shoot it.
Originally, there was only a four-person dialogue between the heroine, the male lead, the makeup artist, and the director, but now after joining the radio engineer, it has become a five-person dialogue.
And everyone is trying to persuade the radio not to go out, saying that there are zombies outside.
Nima even has the radio on camera, is the zombie outside really still up to the audience to guess?
Sand sculpture shooting.
If this is the plot.
The screenwriter who wrote this plot is also a sand sculpture.
Liang Liang thought so.
Filming continues.
The director failed to stop the radio, who pushed away and ran out.
After a while, the radio operator who ran out inexplicably began to shout and scream.
The director and actors froze in place, the camera turning to their faces, as if to capture their facial expressions.
After a moment's pause, the director suddenly pointed to the camera and said, 'Don't stop the camera,' and ran out, leaving the awkward trio, concerned about each other's okay.
Maybe even the director can't stand it anymore, so let the field staff stick in through the window from the outside and a board prompts: Raise your phone and ask what's going on, so that the radio will turn into a zombie and come back.
Then, the plot went on like this.
The radio engineer inexplicably turned into a zombie and rushed in, and after a fierce battle, he was hacked to death by the makeup artist with an axe.
Of course, it wasn't really hacked to death, a group of crew members lowered their heads to avoid the camera, and threw the prop corpses that had been prepared long ago in the moment of wielding the axe.
After 'killing' the radio operator, the scene begins to move outside the sewage plant, and the makeup artist takes the hero and heroine to the van they rented for filming.
There was no scene inside, and Liang Liang and New Year's Eve also followed out, planning to see the next shooting.
It's just that the inner thoughts of the two are completely different.
In the van, everyone encounters zombies again, and then there is another fight.
This time there was an accident, the heroine accidentally bumped into the camera position during the fight with the zombie, the cameraman was directly knocked to the ground, and the camera also fell to the ground.
The cameraman seems to have a disease in his waist and can't get up after being knocked out.
But the play still didn't stop, and finally the camera assistant who had been following the photographer picked up the camera and continued to shoot.
It's a mess.
What the hell you filmed.
Seeing the crew change venues again because of the chase, Liang Liang was too lazy to continue to keep up.
It's just spicy to the eyes.
took out his mobile phone and sent a message to Jiangbei editor: "Brother, I'm watching my sister-in-law and them filming in the crew." ”
Soon, a message replied: "How is the situation?
Liang Liang replied word by word: "No." And it's just this kind of bad movie, let alone the queen of the movie, even the peony actor can't save it. ”
"So, our plan is in place?"
"Don't worry, it's all right.
The film made by the director of the sand sculpture, and the script written by the screenwriter of the sand sculpture.
I'm sure that when the movie was released, it was the day Li Youqing died. ”