Chapter 0078 Please ask Mr. Ma to start the "live broadcast of dung swallowing and suicide" performance (2/2, ask for collection investment)
Ji Xuefeng's laughter stopped abruptly, and he said word by word: "I laugh at you, the big boss of the dignified penguin business empire, but you are just a coward! No, to be exact, you are not even as good as a coward!"
As soon as these words came out, including Lin Lang, Luo Li, and Li Kun were dumbfounded.
What does Ji Xuefeng want to do? Is he crazy?
Anyway, this Ma Huateng is also an entrepreneur, and he is the big boss of the penguin business empire, which round got five pawns like Ji Xuefeng to mock him.
I am not qualified to criticize and teach Ma Huateng!
And he was disrespectful, and he didn't take Ma Huateng in his eyes at all, will it get more and more stiff if he continues to make trouble like this.
"Ji Xuefeng, have you been crazy enough, shut up for me!" Luo Li stepped forward in a panic and glared at Ji Xuefeng.
Lin Lang thought about it, Ji Xuefeng's style of acting was always a little weird, maybe this was his other way, trying to save Ma Huateng through another way.
Thinking of this, he dragged Luo Li, took a few steps back, and lowered his voice: "Luo Li, don't always be so reckless!"
Luo Li said anxiously: "Team Lin, look at Ji Xuefeng...... He ......"
"Well, I'm not blind or deaf, I have my own measure. Lin Lang said in a deep voice.
Li Kun also agreed with Luo Li, "Team Lin, if it were an ordinary person, Ji Xuefeng would still be useful like this, but Ma Huateng is a big guy after all, will this be a little ......?"
Lin Lang didn't have a bottom in his heart, so he had to say in a low voice: "Don't be impulsive, wait and see." ”
"Also, don't forget, don't overestimate your strength in the collective, because when you choose to leave, you will find that the sun rises even without you!"
Ji Xuefeng continued to say sonorously, "Don't show your problems and wounds everywhere, 20% of people don't care at all, and 80% of people are waiting for you to swallow feces and kill yourself to watch jokes." ”
"If Heaven doesn't give you what you want, it's not that you deserve better, it's that you don't deserve it. ”
Ma Huateng was bombarded by Ji Xuefeng in turns, and was a little confused, on the one hand, he was confused about who this young man was, and on the other hand, what he wanted to express.
What about Ji Xuefeng?
He didn't care whether Ma Huateng listened to it or not, and sprinkled the "poisonous chicken soup" he thought was suitable to Ma Huateng, even if such a big guy was poisonous, there were always some words that would shock him in his heart.
This method is a way to go to the doctor in a hurry, and the dead horse is regarded as a live horse doctor!
"I despise a coward like you very much!" Ji Xuefeng said loudly, every word he said was not submissive, but full of emotion, not only rich expressions, but also body language.
It was as if he was not singing a one-man show, but standing on a million-level podium, giving a passionate speech.
In fact, there is only one audience in the audience: Ma Huateng.
But this kind of speech was very powerful, and vaguely, the audience burst into thunderous applause.
"The world has changed, what if there is only black and white? The world is in a depression, so what? The sun will still rise in the east and set in the west, and it will not change because of anyone's life or death. ”
"If you're a responsible entrepreneur, it's time to make the world shine again!"
"If you still have a little conscience, you should know that the Penguin business empire can't do without you, those employees look for you with expectant eyes, the whole world is looking for you, just to find you, to find you, the spiritual leader......"
"Bang Bang!"
Ma Huateng applauded, and then, "Cough, cough, cough!" A few times, interrupting Ji Xuefeng, a pair of confused eyes, "Young man, the performance is very exciting, are you finished?"
!
Ji Xuefeng almost burst into foul language, I gave such a wonderful speech, he was unmoved, hard-hearted?
Then you can only use it - killer feature!
Ma Huateng, you have a kind!
You forced me!
If you don't drink the chicken soup if you give it, and if you throw it out of the poisonous chicken soup, then don't blame me!
Ji Xuefeng's eyes did not have the slightest momentum of bowing to the wind, but invisibly became taller, as if he had a halo on his head.
Yes!
As the most handsome boy who saves the world, can you mortals look at it?
Suddenly, Ji Xuefeng was full of endless strength, and he also shouted in his heart, I am the most handsome boy who saves the world!
What is strong in heart, in front of such a handsome boy as me, it is a must!
"Ma Huateng!" Ji Xuefeng's image seemed to burst in an instant, and his body suddenly grew by several hundred meters, a kind of momentum overlooking all living beings, "Are you afraid that others will not know that you are going to commit suicide by swallowing dung live broadcast, and you are shamelessly sending WeChat Moments, how can you drop? After so long, don't you dare to die?"
Hearing this, not only Luo Li, Li Kun, but even Lin Lang were dumbfounded.
Lose your marbles!
Ji Xuefeng must be crazy, is this what he should say?
The penguin business empire offers a reward of 10 million, which is to ask you to save other people's big bosses, not to ask you to kill other people's bosses!
Wait a minute~
Wrong!
In the Penguin Extradimensional Killing Super Cube, when he was in a villa B&B on the outskirts of Phnom Penh, the capital of Cambodia, hadn't he already discussed it and decided to let Ma Huateng "taste it like dung"?
Could it be that Ji Xuefeng wants to help Ma Huateng realize his long-cherished wish?
"In other words, I am you, I dare to post a live broadcast in the circle of friends to swallow feces and commit suicide, I will broadcast live immediately, how can I be like you, like a turtle with a shrunken head, hiding in a place where people can't find it, how can I be afraid of being embarrassed? I dare not swallow feces and commit suicide in a live broadcast?"
Ji Xuefeng said one sentence after another, like a bayonet, a bright blade, stabbing at Ma Huateng.
Ma Huateng's face turned green, his arrogant expression gradually withered, and he gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, "Who said that I didn't dare to commit suicide by swallowing dung live? Golden Triangle, Mekong River, Mae Sai Town, this riverside will always be remembered, I, Ma Huateng, committed suicide by swallowing dung in this live broadcast!"
Ji Xuefeng was overjoyed in his heart, and smiled slyly, "Please start your performance, do you need dung?" When I just came, I was overwhelmed, I'll go brew it and prepare a soak for you!"
Ma Huateng's face was blue and purple for a while, who knows, those pedestrians standing next to Meisai Town, out of nowhere found a bag of plastic bags, and handed them over to Ma Huateng, "Mr. Ma, Mr. Ma, use my dung ......"
"Mr. Ma, use mine, my dung incense ......"
"Mr. Ma, the dung is ready, please smile, please start the live broadcast......"
"The small bench is ready, Mr. Ma, the dung is provided for free, and the pipe is enough to ......"
“……”
I'm a dripper!
Where do these come from, ghosts, snakes, gods, ghosts, and ghosts?
They all recognized Ma Huateng, and they all carried feces with them? No wonder when they first came to Maesai Town, they smelled of.
I thought it was close to the Mekong River, but it was the stench of dead fish and shrimp in those rivers.
It turned out to be these "enthusiastic" Southeast Asians, the hot dung prepared for Ma Huateng!
This time it was a big fuss, Ma Huateng took out his mobile phone, turned on the live broadcast, and gritted his teeth to do his last gorgeous chapter before he died - the live broadcast swallowed feces and committed suicide, ending his heroic legendary life......