364 Strange
"Thank you. Fang Huan laughed deeply: "I'm sorry to trouble you." ”
"Is it a fellow?" Yang Dingtian pretended to be a fellow countryman: "If you are a fellow, don't say such a thing." ”
Fang Huan smiled: "Of course it's a fellow countryman, go back at the end of the year, you go to my house, and I'll let my grandmother make something delicious for you." ”
"It's a deal. ”
Yang Dingtian high-fived her.
Fang Huan chuckled, but then frowned slightly, and said, "That customer is not easy to deal with, and there are some that, you will help me talk about it." ”
"Yes. ”
Yang Dingtian nodded in agreement.
went upstairs and entered the box, where sat a middle-aged man, in his forties, with a big head and a big neck and a big belly, sitting on the sofa on the side, as if he was nesting a big fat pig.
"Mr. Xie. Fang Huan greeted first.
"Xiao Huan is here. The fat man Xie was swiping his mobile phone, and when he looked up and saw Fang Huan, a smile appeared on his fat face, but then he saw Yang Dingtian at a glance, and his smiling face suddenly froze like lard, glaring at Yang Dingtian and said, "Who are you, go out." ”
Fang Huan knew that this Xie was not easy to deal with, but he didn't expect to be so angry, he froze suddenly, turned his face to look at Yang Dingtian, and hesitated.
Mr. Xie's order is relatively large, and she is reluctant to give up, so she can only ask Yang Dingtian to go back, but one feels sorry for Yang Dingtian, and the other is still worried, Mr. Xie has to make inches.
She couldn't make up her mind for a while, but Yang Dingtian suddenly put one hand on her chest and read in her mouth: "Immeasurable Tianzun, I can't imagine that I haven't seen you for three hundred years, and it's not surprising that you, an evil animal, have actually been reincarnated as a human." ”
Fang Huan was stupid when he heard this, and the fat man Mr. Xie was even more furious, and stood up: "If you don't go out again, I'll call the security guard, the security guard, the security guard." ”
"It's still the same loud. ”
Yang Dingtian shook his head: "But do you know why you are deaf in your left ear for a while and your right ear for a while?"
"What?"
Fat Xie was originally full of anger, but when he heard this, he was immediately stunned: "How do you know about my illness?"
In the midst of doubt, he turned his eyes to look at Fang Huan, and Fang Huan was stunned.
As soon as he thought about it, he hadn't known Fang Huan for a few days, and Fang Huan couldn't have known about his illness at all.
He turned his gaze to Yang Dingtian's face: "How do you know?"
"Alas. Yang Dingtian pretended to sigh: "Three hundred years ago, by the Taiye Pool, you asked me, I told you, you are not good enough, it is better to cultivate for another five hundred years before reincarnation, but you don't listen." ”
Xie Fatzi's eyes rolled, as if he was about to go berserk again, Yang Dingtian shook his head: "Why is this, just because you don't cultivate enough, you want to change, it's very difficult, not only do you have incomplete ears, but you only have one egg, so you can only give birth to a daughter." ”
As soon as these words came out, Fat Xie's face changed greatly.
At this time, the security guard ran up and said, "What's the matter?"
"It's okay, there's a fly, chased away. Xie Fatzi waved his hand: "Tell your manager, pay attention to hygiene." ”
"Yes, yes, yes. The security guard nodded and walked away.
Xie Fatzi's eyes turned to Yang Dingtian's face again, and he immediately smiled all over his face: "This gentleman, please come in and sit, Xiao Huan, come in and sit." ”
Fang Huan was stupid, looked at Fat Xie and then at Yang Dingtian, and was stunned for a while before saying, "Brother Yang, you sit." ”
Yang Dingtian sat down, and Xie Fatzi said: "Contemptible Xie Qianqian, I don't know the name of Mr. ”
Yang Dingtian looked at it and wanted to smile or not: "You don't know me." ”
Fat Xie shook his head: "I don't know." ”
His face was fat, and he shook his head, and the flesh was thrown to both sides, which was very funny.
"The old moss marks on the Sansheng Stone, I don't know that the present person is the old man. Yang Dingtian continued to pretend to be forced, he couldn't read, and some messy people remembered: "Forget it, I won't tell you anything, I didn't want to care about your affairs, but even if we met, it was fate." ”
Saying that, he looked at Xie Qianqian: "You only have one ear every time you listen to the sound, and you only have one egg, and then, the little toes and nails of your feet are forked, like six fingers but not six fingers, you don't know the reason." ”
"Yes, yes, yes. ”
Xie Qianqian nodded his head like a rattle.
The disease in his body is indeed just like what Yang Dingtian said, the two ears are intertwined blind, if the left ear hears it, the right ear does not hear it, but after a while, the right ear suddenly hears it, but the left ear does not hear it again.
Then the little toes of his feet were the same as Yang Dingtian said, the nails were forked, as if he had a sixth toe, but they were not completely separated.
It's good to say, the weirdest thing is that he only has one ball, this secret, from childhood to adulthood, only he knows, even his parents don't know, his wife and mistress don't know anything.
But Yang Dingtian drank it in one gulp, so Yang Dingtian pretended to be a ghost, he believed.
"The reason for this is simple. Yang Dingtian looked like a tall person: "You were a leper turtle in the queen mother's liquid pool in your previous life, and you moved your heart for a while, when I happened to be at the peach meeting, drank a little more, sat on the railing to rest, you poked your head out and asked me, I replied to you, and repaired for another two hundred years, and now it seems that you obviously didn't listen, so." ”
He said, shaking his head slightly: "Two hundred years of less cultivation, if the mana is not enough, the human body will not be complete, so the ears can only listen to one, and the egg is only one round, as for the toes, they were originally turtle toes, forked, it's as simple as that." ”
What is this, Fang Huan only thought that he had returned to his childhood, leaning on his grandmother's arms and listening to mythological stories.
Xie Qianqian nodded again and again, and suddenly realized: "I see, I see." ”
He also said: "There are also fortune tellers who look at my toes and say, this is a sign of great wealth and wealth, and it is true, I do business more smoothly than anyone else, and I can make money in whatever I do." ”
"Money turtle, of course. Yang Dingtian nodded: "But you don't practice enough, and you can't make a fortune." ”
"Yes, yes, yes. Xie Qianqian looked happy and convinced, and looked at him with blank eyes: "Can it be cured?"
"I said that you have been cultivating for two hundred years, how can you cure it. Yang Dingtian shook his head, and then pinched his fingers: "But it is also the will of God to be able to bump into it here, so let's do it, you are now deaf on the left side, aren't you?"
"Yes. Xie Qianqian nodded: "If the right ear hears it, the left ear is buzzing, and I can't hear anything." ”
"Hmm. Yang Dingtian nodded: "Stretch out your right foot and take off your shoes and socks." ”
Xie Qianqian immediately did so.
His feet are also fat, white and fat, but fortunately, he doesn't smell like feet.
Yang Dingtian took a toothpick, stabbed it into the spring in the center of his foot, and after piercing it, he flicked his fingers again.
Xie Qianqian shouted violently: "I heard it, it buzzed, it seemed to break a piece of window paper, and I heard it at once." ”
"Hmm. Yang Dingtian dialed the toothpick and said, "Don't stop the bleeding, just let it dry on its own." ”