Chapter 20: It's hard to be an actor
The grandson surnamed Du is a dog's nose, and he can guess the brand and year by smelling the red wine on the ground. β
Li Zhixiang, who had pretended to be a gentleman all night, couldn't pretend to be able to do it after all, and was sitting in a no-man's corner and scolding.
His competent dog-legged Sun Kai echoed: "It's not a dog's nose, it's as thin as a wild dog, I don't know how to survive until now." β
"When the mood is gone, it tastes weird to drink red wine. Li Zhixiang put the goblet on the table.
Seeing this, Sun Kai exclaimed: "Oh my God! Brother Xiang - you are drinking fake wine." β
Li Zhixiang finally woke up, he drank exactly the 91-year-old Petus he brought, not long ago he checked on the Internet, 91 Bordeaux ChΓ’teau really did not produce wine.
"FUCK! I'm so angry. Li Zhixiang pushed the red wine glass far away, and he was angry when he saw it.
Sun Kai trembled with fright, and forced a smile to flatteringly say: "Brother Xiang, don't be angry, isn't he just a hillbilly with a dog's nose, how can he be Brother Xiang's opponent." β
"Otherwise, I'll blow the guy surnamed Du away, tonight's banquet hall is a venue chartered by Brother Xiang, and that grandson is a fart. β
Under the praise of the younger brother, Li Zhixiang's mood gradually calmed down, waved his hand and said, "Don't worry, if you drive people away, it will look like I have a small belly." β
Sun Kai nodded hurriedly: "Yes, yes, it's me who owes it to think about it, or Brother Xiang is thoughtful." β
Li Zhixiang squinted his eyes slightly, looked at Du Yun who was surrounded by left and right in the crowd, gritted his teeth and said, "I see how long you can be stunned, and I want you to look good in a while." β
Aqiu.
Du Yun sneezed twice in a row, rubbed his nose and said, "There is a bastard scolding me behind my back." β
"What bastard? If I let Xiaojie find out, he won't be able to take care of himself. Yun Jie waved her pink little fist.
Du Yun grabbed a chicken leg and stuffed it into her mouth: "You are everywhere, eat more and talk less." β
"Brother Yun, you are so bad, the food here tastes weird, so I don't want to eat it." Yun Jie spit out the chicken legs.
Du Yun's eyes lit up: "It turns out that it's not just that I think it's unpalatable, but you also find it unpalatable, right?" β
"And me!" Nie Han raised his little hand: "The dishes here are even worse than my brother's fried ones." β
"......" Du Yun rolled his eyes, is this praising him or scolding him?
As the birthday feast drew to a close, the food on the table was barely touched, and the drinks and fruit bowls were wiped out.
At this time, five shirtless strong men walked into the room slowly, full of alcohol, and they looked like they had drunk too much.
"Hey, who are you? You're in the wrong room. β
"Being naked in public has no quality at all. β
"Waiter, what about people? It's a five-star hotel, why do you let everyone in to eat?"
The classmates shouted, because of the large number of people, they were not afraid of the five strong men who went to the wrong house.
Bai Fucheng said lightly: "That Li Zhixiang is not a good bird." β
Du Yun's eyes lit up: "What do you mean?"
"These five drunks are actors he invited, I heard the guy scolding you in the corner just now, he put this birthday party just to soak Xiaohan, but the limelight was stolen by you, so he directed and acted in such a play, and after a while, those strong men would tease Xiaohan, and then he heroically saved the beauty - such an old story, even I, an old man, can't look down on this set. β
After learning the truth, the corners of Du Yun's mouth hooked up a sneer: "Since he likes to be an actor so much, then let's learn from Lei Feng to do good deeds to help him." β
Bai Fucheng looked at Du Yun suspiciously: "Are you crazy? Help that kind of hypocrite to make Xiaohan?" β
Du Yun said with a smile: "Who said that you want to help him soak in Xiaohan, just to help him be a good actor, do you know what the basic elements of a good actor are......?
Bai Fucheng seemed to have thought of something, and looked at Du Yun cautiously: "You, what do you kid want to do?"
Du Yun smiled evilly like an old god: "Uncle, I'm not bad for you, I don't care if you eat and live ......."
"Wait! I haven't eaten a grain of your rice, I haven't drunk a sip of your water. Bai Fucheng interrupted Du Yun.
"Then I helped your son catch the ghost. Du Yun began to dig through old accounts.
"I'm also helping you scare Teacher Tian Xin, we don't owe each other anymore. Bai Fucheng held his head high, with an unyielding posture.
"By the way, uncle, I haven't told you any good news, after I break through the psychic realm, I can urge the aura to transform the hellfire, do you want to see the true form of the hellfire?" Du Yun laughed more terrifyingly than the devil.
Bai Fucheng broke out in a cold sweat, the spirit body and the hellfire are inherently compatible, and if you accidentally get it, your soul will be scattered.
"What do you want me to do?" The uncle, who was still unyielding a second ago, instantly succumbed.
"It's very simple! You interfere with the minds of those five drunks and let them really fight with Li Zhixiang. β
Bai Fucheng had already guessed that this was the case, and said with a sad face: "Little brother, it's not that the uncle refuses to help you, you also know, the uncle was sixty years old when he died, and now he is seventy-one years old, I am so old, how can you let me deal with those six strong men?"
Du Yun sneered: "Uncle, I remember you told me that you are already a second-layer psychic realm, a small realm higher than me, and controlling the sanity of those six drunks is not a piece of cake." β
Bai Fucheng had an expression of eating rat feces, and he couldn't wait to slap himself in the face, looking at his cheap mouth, he had nothing to show off.
"You also know, aura is not easy to come by, and it is really overkill to do things to control one's sanity, I will help you control one's sanity at most, this is my bottom line. Bai Fucheng said with a cold face.
"Then it's such a happy decision!" Du Yun suddenly became very refreshing: "Just control the leader." β
Bai Fucheng's old eyes widened, feeling that he had been pitted.
"What the hell! What are you little kids yelling about? Do you know who this big brother is next to me? Brother Jiang Cheng Li went to inquire and scared you little rabbits to death. β
"Yo! Brother Li, look at a big beauty over there, this figure and this appearance are really amazing!"
"Hehe, Brother Li is very happy tonight, when you are old and happy, don't forget to let the brothers have fun too. β
Du Yunkeng's kung fu in Baifucheng, the group of drunks had already walked towards Nie Han with squinting eyes.
At this time, Li Zhixiang jumped out, glared angrily, and pointed at the bald man led by him and shouted, "Hey, what do you want to do?"
Brother Li's acting skills are not bad, and he looked at Li Zhixiang with a smile: "What's the matter, you kid want to be nosy? Hurry up and flash aside, believe it or not, even your mother can't recognize you." β
Sun Kai already knew Brother Xiang's plan, and the imposing Brother Chongli scolded: "Dead bald head, you speak politely, this person next to me is Brother Xiang, the family is rich and powerful, a little gangster like you, it is not worthy to shine Brother Xiang's shoes." β
Although it is a negotiated play, it only sets a general direction, and as for the details, it depends on a few people to play on the spot.
Sun Kai's poisonous tongue's skills exploded, making Brother Li angry and half dead, what's wrong with the little gangster? The little gangster is also a human being.
"You want to do something, huh? Come on!" Brother Li's eyes widened.
Sun Kai did not flinch: "Come on, come! With Brother Xiang covered, Lao Tzu will be afraid of you?"
"I don't know what to live or die, I want you to look good. Brother Li suddenly rushed with his fist, and when he was about to reach Sun Kai, Bai Fucheng urged his spiritual power, and Brother Li trembled, and his eyes became hollow.
Bang!
The fist smashed into Sun Kai's face unbiasedly.
The real loud sound of flesh and skin colliding made everyone panic.
Sun Kai fell to the ground with a miserable scream, and scolded in his heart: "Damn! said good acting, this dead bald head is real!"
Li Zhixiang didn't realize that the situation had changed, and he wouldn't care about Sun Kai's injury, but praised Brother Li in his heart, this drama was realistic enough, and he had to add money to Brother Li and these people when it was over.
"You dare to beat my people, who gave you the guts!" Li Zhixiang stepped forward, angry.
Many girls are nymphomaniac, rich, handsome and responsible, such a prince charming not only lives in a fairy tale world, but also has living creatures in reality.
Bang!
Soon there was another muffled sound.
Those girls returned to reality and witnessed the scene of Prince Charming Li Zhixiang being knocked over by a bald man.
Li Zhixiang knocked over a food truck when he fell.
The leftovers of the soup were sprinkled on his white high-end suit, and a few vegetable leaves were sticking to the top of his head, looking embarrassed.
"You dare to hit me, you're going to die!" Li Zhixiang didn't care about the pain, got up and rushed towards Brother Li.
There was another muffled thud.
Brother Li kicked Li Zhixiang down.
There was a tense atmosphere in the banquet hall, and the students finally realized the sense of crisis, this group of drunks ate the bear's heart and leopard gall, and even Li Zhixiang dared to beat it.
The four younger brothers brought by Brother Li were dumbfounded.
Didn't you say that you should take the money to act? How did Brother Li get the money to get the money? Can you still get this money?
"Brother Li, did you hit the wrong person?" a little brother hurriedly leaned up and said.
Brother Li slapped him in the face with a backhand: "Lao Tzu still needs you to ask about beating people, what are you four stupid doing, give me a hard beating." β
The little brother covered his red and swollen face aggrievedly, and asked cautiously, "Brother Li, who are you beating?"
"Are you blind? Whoever just yelled the fiercest will hit whoever you just called, this boy, and that guy. β
Brother Li pointed at Li Zhixiang and then at Sun Kai.
Although the four younger brothers were full of doubts, the eldest brother was obviously angry, and no one dared to disobey his orders.
Soon, Brother Li and Li Zhixiang scuffled, and the other students watched stupidly, and no one dared to go up to help.
"What's going on? What are you doing?"
After several minutes, the security guard of the hotel arrived late.
Bai Fucheng put away his spiritual power, and Brother Li felt weak and fell to the ground on the spot.
"Brother Li, what's wrong with you? Wake up. β
"Brother Li fainted! If something happens to him, the two of you can't get out of it. β
"The security guard from the hotel is here, what should I do now?"