"It's him" Tian Jian turned his head to look at Zhao Yao again, and was immediately stunned, looking down at the other party's chest, and then at the other party's face. ∞ miscellaneous ぁ志ぁworm ∞

'What's the matter??'

saw that in Tian Jian's sight, the outline of the other party's chest was obviously female, and the scale was not small, he looked at it slightly, and then looked up, although it still looked a bit like Wu Yifan, but it was obviously a woman's appearance.

Tian Jian's wife poked Tian Jian's chest and asked, "Why don't you say it? I am busy at home every day, doing logistics for you, look at my hands, look at my face, how old have I been in the past few years, how much youth have I paid? Now that the conditions at home are good, I can't come out for a cup of coffee?"

Tian Jian immediately coaxed down: "Wife, I'm sorry, it's me who is not good, I was wrong, I thought he was Wu Yifan." ”

"What Wu Yifan, it's just like the family. ”

However, under Tian Jian's repeated comfort, Tian Jian's wife finally stabilized, and then began to explain the benefits of cat cafes. Tian Jian, who heard this, was stunned for a moment, and he didn't know when he hugged a cat, lay quietly on the sofa, and then didn't want to move.

Zhao Yao breathed a sigh of relief slightly: "Fortunately, I turned myself into a woman, it's almost, it's too tragic." ”

A few hours later.

"Ah, why is it so comfortable. ”

However, because there were more and more customers in the store, soon the cat index of the people in the coffee house dropped again and again, and a cute girl walked up to Tian Jian and asked, "Uncle, can you pet the cat in your arms?"

"Oh" Tian Jian immediately sat up, handed the cat out and said, "You take it, I'll lie down and rest for a while." ”

"Thank you!" the girl happily took the cat, and quickly ran to her companion's side.

"Look at this Siamese cat!"

"Wow, Coal Face!"

"Coal diggers are so cute. ”

Looking at the surprised smiles of the girls, Tian Jian also smiled slightly: "It's good to be young." ”

Tian Jian's wife walked up to him and sat down: "How is it?

Tian Jian nodded when he heard this, and in a short period of time, he felt a lot more relaxed, so he leaned close to his wife's ear and said, "Let's double row tonight." ”

The wife blushed and said, "Don't, Xiao Yu will hear it." ”

"We'll have a line up in the afternoon. Tian Jian touched his waist and said, "I feel a lot better, much more energetic than before." ”

My wife said happily, "Then we will come here several times a week from now on." ”

Tian Jian narrowed his eyes and lay on the sofa in enjoyment, as if he had completely forgotten the purpose of his visit.

Matcha with a green hat walked behind the two, heard the conversation between the two and raised his head slightly, and thought in his heart: "Is it so miserable for human beings to get married? ”

But at this moment, the single cat in the coffee house is especially easy to catch.

Not long after Matcha was idle, she was hugged into her arms by Yan Xiaoqing: "Wow, this folded ear cat is so cute, An Xin, look, his head is so big." ”

Matcha glared at the dead fish and said in her heart, "Cut, if you wear a big hat, your head will be so big." "Matcha, which has a hat and is covered with illusion skin, looks really big and cute.

But the next moment, as Yan Xiaoqing's little hand kept kneading his head, matcha's tail twitched slightly: "Damn, it hurts, why is this woman's strength so great." ”

"No, to stay professional, I must be the star cat of this month, and then use the five hundred yuan to buy PUBG, and I can also recharge the glory of kings, and I can buy the skin of the video game boy. So Matcha could only scream softly in protest, and recently stayed behind Zhao Yao every day to watch him play PUBG, but he was extremely greedy.

And his pain was certainly not Yan Xiaoqing's strength, but her hand inadvertently touched the wound on Matcha's head that was plucked by Elizabeth.

An Xin, who was sitting next to Yan Xiaoqing, was reviewing her homework, and when she heard this, she just glanced up at matcha, pouted and said, "It's just to please the genes that humans have screened from generation to generation, if this kind of cat really goes to the wild, I'm afraid it won't live for three days." ”

Matcha glared at An Xin: "Stupid woman, if it weren't for the sake of draining your wallets, you wouldn't even want to touch a single hair of me." ”

But thinking so in his heart, Matcha actually glanced at Yan Xiaoqing softly and rubbed it towards the other party's chest.

"Haha, An Xin, look, he kisses me so much. ”

On the other side, in the underground garage of the mall, Zhao Lei, who was wearing a Chanel suit, pulled Sun Keke in the direction of the coffee house.

"Hurry up Coco, it's all started, we're going to be late and there will be no cats. ”

Sun Keke was wearing a Japanese high school girl's sailor suit today, with a pair of eyes with contact lenses, and she looked like she came out of a comic, and when she heard what Zhao Lei said, she pouted and said, "It's not that you have been wearing makeup for so long." ”

"But that Jiang Hai Wu Yifan is really handsome. Zhao Lei blinked and said, "You said I could soak him." ”

"Spring has arrived. Sun Keke rolled her eyes.

Soon after, the two stepped into the coffee house, and when they saw that the room was full of people, there were many more people than cats, and Sun Keke's face immediately fell: "It's all your fault." She looked in Elizabeth's direction, and saw the girl surrounded by Elizabeth, constantly touching and teasing Elizabeth.

Elizabeth resisted her impatience and let the girls next to her touch her, and when one of the girls put her hand under her buttocks, she finally couldn't help but slap her on the hand, glaring at each other, and meowing.

As a result, the other party just laughed: "Elizabeth is shy, so cute." ”

"Stupid woman. Elizabeth resisted the prospect of giving the other another slap and simply closed her eyes.

"Damn. Seeing his beloved Elizabeth being played with by so many people, Sun Keke immediately had an uncomfortable feeling, as if his beloved toy had been snatched away by others.

Zhao Lei didn't have so many ideas, she didn't come here for cats, but because of the magical effect of the cat coffee house, and now there is another reason.

"Hey, hello, remember me?" Zhao Lei walked up to Zhao Yao and said hello with a natural face.

Zhao Yao nodded, looking at Zhao Lei, who was smiling and smiling at the moment, what flashed in his mind was the other party's usual indifferent appearance.

He couldn't help but complain in his heart: "You look at your face too much, I usually have so much difference with Wu Yifan." ”

Knowing that although the other party has a good attitude towards himself, he doesn't really like his real self, Zhao Yao just played haha with Zhao Lei and chatted casually.

On the other side, Sun Keke couldn't wait for the opportunity to touch Elizabeth, but he hugged Yuanyuan, who had illusion skin and was disguised as a ragdoll cat.

As soon as she took out her mobile phone and wanted to take pictures, she was stopped by Bai Quan, who pointed to the sign at the door and said, "I'm sorry, it's forbidden to take pictures here now." ”

"Ahh ”

Zhao Yao's illusion can replace vision, even if the picture is taken, the people in the room who are shrouded in illusion look at the photo is still illusion, but after they get out of the illusion, they will see the real picture, after all, his illusion cannot change the electronic record.

Therefore, Bai Quan and Xiao Shiyu have been paying attention to preventing the photo, and if it really doesn't work, Zhao Yao will use illusion to secretly delete the photo.

However, most people saw a notice prohibiting taking pictures before they came in, so they were more cooperative.

Sun Keke is also relatively easy to speak, put down the phone, she touched the other party's slightly protruding belly, and laughed: "A new ragdoll cat, the pattern is so dark." It's fat, but the big fat Ragdoll cat is also super sweet and soft. ”

Thinking of this, she rubbed her round belly vigorously.

Yuan Yuan, who had already been tied to his stomach, was a little uncomfortable, and it was even more uncomfortable to be like this, and he couldn't help but kick Sun Keke with the chubby soles of his feet, and then looked at Sun Keke with a pair of big watery eyes, hoping that the other party would stop.

"I don't like to be touched. Sun Keke rubbed the other party's head, looked at the other party's eyes that had been particularly enlarged, and said, feeling that his heart was about to melt.

But at this moment, there seemed to be a snapping sound, accompanied by the sound of the cotton thread breaking, Sun Keke's shocked gaze, and his round belly swelled suddenly.

Yuan Yuan immediately shouted in his heart: "Zhao Yao, it's not good! My trouser belt is loose! The flesh is exposed." ”

Zhao Yao turned his head suddenly, and he could clearly see that the round belly suddenly opened, and it had broken through the size of the original illusion, so that people could clearly see the big belly.

But this side had just burst the belt of his trousers, and another scream rang out over there.

Zhao Yao turned his head again, and saw a girl screaming and looking at the balding Elizabeth, holding a large tuft of cat hair covered in illusion in her hand.

She accidentally picked Elizabeth's sticky cat hair off

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