Midday.

Xu Ling suddenly came to the door, and while teasing Erbao who was crawling on the ground, she said to Yu Zhile: "After you came back to participate in "I Am a Singer", several brands have wanted to endorse you in the past few days, but the bid is relatively low, and I will push it off for you. ”

"There is no price for a super first-line star, you don't need to tell me about this endorsement or anything!"

Yu Zhile is also floating, of course, the most important thing is that he is not short of money, so he doesn't even bother to look at this kind of cooperation of millions.

Xu Ling wanted to complain about Yu Zhile, but after thinking about it, forget it, after all, this guy is too resentful, she complained about the ratings of the show "Where Are You Going, Dad" at the beginning, and she complained that Yu Zhile was thinking about fart, but the ratings of this show were so high that Yu Zhile slapped her in the face hard, making her angry, hateful and helpless!

However, she is also a little incomprehensible about Yu Zhile's popularity now!

Therefore, she was suspicious: "Are you looking for a water army to brush up your popularity?

Yu Zhile smiled: "Do I need to brush up my popularity? This is all the popularity that I have gained from my strength circle!

Xu Ling shook the pot and said: "Anyway, I didn't say it! It was netizens who said it! As soon as you made a comeback, you hit the first place on the singer's popularity list! If you want to say that you are not brushed, who will believe it? Don't you see that so many people on this list are saying that you are popular!"

"Ridiculous!"

Yu Zhile said disdainfully: "The guys who say that I brush up on popularity are all envious and jealous! On this popularity list, the most real popularity is me! Those singers who don't have any masterpieces can also rush to the list with a few bad songs, this is the real brush!"

Xu Ling said: "People have a lot of brains!"

Yu Zhile said: "Then I am a true love fan!"

“……”

Forget it, good women don't fight with men!

It doesn't matter if you're brushed or not!

Anyway, it's not me who is being scolded for the brush now!

After Xu Ling teased Erbao for a while, after explaining her work as an "agent" to Yu Zhile and his wife, she went back to continue her weight loss exercise.

After Yu Zhile watched Xu Ling drive away outside the door, he suddenly complained: "Wife, look at her! I finally lost 20 pounds last year, and now I am starting to gain weight again!"

Qin Haiyu said: "Every festival to gain ten pounds, this is also a matter of no choice! Lingling's weight lost after the New Year suddenly rose back after the New Year, and she was also very desperate!"

"That's her own problem! She can't even resist the temptation of food, and if she wants to lose weight, it's simply impossible!"

After speaking, Yu Zhile said proudly: "How is it like my wife, she gained ten pounds when she gave birth to Erbao, and she returned to such a sexy devil body within a few months after giving birth to Erbao!"

Qin Haiyu secretly patted Yu Zhile's buttocks, leaned into his ear and said, "Be quiet, Mom is at home!

Yu Zhile also reached over and patted his wife's buttocks, and then grabbed it hard, hehe: "I'm telling the truth! If Fat Ling had half of your self-control, she would have lost weight a long time ago!"

Qin Haiyu slapped her husband's groping pig hand, glanced at her angrily, and then walked home.

……

Four o'clock in the afternoon.

Yu Zhile went to the kindergarten to pick up the baby.

In order not to be complained by the baby and asking the same question every time, Yu Zhile asked in a different way this time: "Baby, what have you learned today?"

The baby said proudly: "The teacher taught the addition and subtraction arithmetic, and the baby will calculate!" The teacher praised the baby for his cleverness and rewarded him with a small cake!"

Yu Zhile boasted: "Wow! The baby is awesome! What about the other children? They don't know how to count?"

The baby said: "There are so many stupid children in other children, they can't do 1+1!"

Yu Zhile touched the little guy's head: "What about the other than counting?"

The baby replied, "I'm still playing with mud." ”

Yu Zhile wondered: "What kind of mud are you playing?"

The baby spread out his clean hands and explained: "The kind of mud that is not dirty, the hands and hands of playing with mud are not dirty, and the clothes are not dirty!"

Yu Zhile seems to understand, what the baby said should be that the teacher took them to play with plasticine, right?

But is it safe to teach little ones to play with these things?

Aren't you afraid that there will be children who will eat it directly?

If the baby is spoken, Yu Zhile is still relieved!

After all, babies know that mud can't be eaten, but other children may not have such common sense and intelligence.

He asked, "How does the baby play with mud?"

The baby happily replied, "The baby pinched a bunny out!"

Yu Zhile admired: "It's amazing! The baby can actually pinch the rabbit!"

The baby happily shared: "I want ducklings too!"

"Wow! Even the ducklings can pinch it! Why is the baby so smart, no, the father wants to kiss the baby and reward the reward!"

Yu Zhile hugged the little guy, kissed the cute face of this pink bomb fiercely, and by the way, scraped the little guy's face with the chin that came out of the stubble, which made the little guy itch and quickly tilted his little head to dodge.

After teasing his daughter, Yu Zhile said at this time: "The baby is so well-behaved and so powerful today, Dad has decided to fulfill one of your wishes!

"Milk tea!"

The baby said happily: "The baby wants to drink milk tea!"

Yu Zhile snorted: "No! Last time, Dad talked to you and said that you wouldn't tell your mother about drinking milk tea!

The baby pouted and said aggrievedly: "Mom said that the child who lies is not well-behaved and will be eaten by the big bad wolf." ”

Yu Zhile said: "Dad didn't tell you to lie, but let's drink milk tea quietly, just don't tell Mom!"

The baby suddenly said wittily: "Baba, if you go home after drinking this time, your mother will stop being a chicken!"

Yu Zhile didn't complain that the baby pronounced "know" as "chicken road", he bowed his head and said: "The baby is so smart! Then dad will take you to drink milk tea now, and then go back after drinking!

"Yay!"

The baby screamed happily and then leaned into his mouth and kissed Daddy on the face.

Yu Zhile tilted his head and said, "I want it here!"

The baby kissed again, the little mouth was wet and warm, and Yu Zhile's heart blossomed.

"Let's go!"

Yu Zhile walked quickly towards the car parked on the side of the road with the little guy in his arms, and the baby also happily shouted: "Let's go~"

A moment later.

In the milk tea shop, Yu Zhile ordered a cup of milk tea, then inserted two straws, and said: "Baby, let's hurry up and go back, otherwise my mother will find out that we have secretly drunk milk tea when she sees that we haven't gone back for so long!"

After saying that, he immediately sucked!

Not to be outdone, the baby quickly squirmed his small mouth, and rushed to finish drinking this cup of milk tea with his father with all his strength to eat.

After a while, Yu Zhile touched his stomach and said with a look of enjoyment: "It's delicious!"

The baby also learned from his father to touch his little belly and said happily: "It's delicious!"

Yu Zhile wiped the baby's mouth with a tissue, and said with a smile: "Let's go! Go home after drinking! This time the mother won't find out that the baby is secretly drinking milk tea!"

The baby suddenly pointed to my own little mouth and reminded: "Poop, you have to wipe it too!"

Yu Zhile handed the tissue to the baby and said, "Then the baby helps dad wipe it!"

The little guy took the tissue, wiped his father's mouth for stealing milk tea, and then nodded like a little adult, and said happily: "This time Mom won't find out!"