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With the end of the training camp, the list of players of the Olympic national team also came out. In the last test, Xiao Yao's results still did not make it to the top ten. There are only six members of the main selection team of the International Mathematical Olympiad, and Xiao Yao, who did not enter the top ten, naturally failed.

After Xiao Yao came back, he learned that Chen Mingfei had told netizens and fans about his participation in the Olympiad Winter Camp, so he posted a message on Weibo and reposted it to the post bar, informing the fans of the result of his failure to participate in the Olympiad national team.

In the face of Xiao Yao's new Weibo, many people left comments to comfort Xiao Yao. But more of them are looking like they are "happy to run for a long time", and they seem to be very happy that Xiao Yao was defeated, and of course they also explained the reason.

"Xiao Yao, you should concentrate on singing and acting, there are many mathematicians in our country, you are the only one. ”

"I finally don't have to worry about my little "Chengying" becoming a nerd. ”

"If you really enter the national team of the Olympiad, I will apply to the country's scientific research institutions for a slice study of you. ”

Looking at these comments on Weibo and Tieba, Xiao Yao felt a little crying and laughing.

However, Xiao Yao's new Weibo can be regarded as an admission that he did go to the Olympiad Winter Camp and participated in the selection of the national team. There are only 16 students in this winter camp, even if they are not selected, as long as they can enter the winter camp to participate in the selection, it is enough to show that Xiao Yao's mathematics level is the top existence among middle school students in the country. This is not the same level as Xiao Yao's junior high school always being the first in the school.

The winter vacation of the first year of high school is only about 40 days in total, and the month-long Olympiad winter camp is carried out during the winter vacation. Fortunately, in the remaining few days, Xiao Yao, who had nothing to do, was still very idle.

Because of the Feitian Award and his participation in the Olympiad Winter Camp, Xiao Yao's popularity exploded again. In just ten days, Xiao Yao's number of fans has almost doubled, exceeding two million.

Doubling the number of followers is also a cause for joy. On a whim, Xiao Yao prepared to record a video and post it on Weibo to thank fans.

"The number of fans has exceeded two million," Xiao Yao smiled and gestured to the DV camera, and was about to say some words of thanks to the fans, but Xiao Siqi appeared out of nowhere and appeared behind Xiao Yao.

"I have eight million!" Xiao Siqi gestured eight behind Xiao Yao, and suddenly said loudly.

Xiao Yao looked back in surprise, but saw Xiao Siqi smiling proudly at him. Xiao Yao's face collapsed in an instant.

"It's... Isn't this Nima what happened to Xiaobei's son Brooklyn in his previous life?God, are you playing with me?" Xiao Yao asked Cang Tian speechlessly.

Although he was very helpless, this video was still put on Weibo by Xiao Yao.

The comparison of the expressions of Xiao Siqi and Xiao Yao's father and son in the video is really interesting. It's rare for everyone to see Xiao Yao's bitter look, and they still think it's very interesting.

But for Xiao Siqi's comic behavior, Xiao Yao's fans still started a collective campaign to complain about Xiao Siqi on the Internet. Then, this video was forwarded by entertainment websites one after another, and the complaining action against Xiao Siqi also changed from the exclusive behavior of Xiao Yao's fans to a national activity.

Xiao Siqi didn't care about being complained about. The day after Xiao Yao uploaded the video, Xiao Siqi uploaded a photo on his Weibo, which caused another hot topic.

The uploaded photo is taken of Xiao Yao, who is lying on the sofa bored, with a loveless expression on his whole face. The caption of the photo reads: "The national team of the Olympiad was defeated, and the number of fans was killed by me in seconds, and the state of Bayi in the last few days is like this." At the end of the text, there are a few applauding and laughing emojis.

As soon as this Weibo was issued, Xiao Siqi's title of "unscrupulous teasing father" was confirmed. In addition to causing more ridicule from netizens, the photo of Xiao Yao paralyzed on the sofa posted by Xiao Siqi also became popular.

As a photographer's father, Xiao Siqi is under the influence of Xiao Yao, and the level of photography skills among amateurs is also good. This photo captures Xiao Yao's lazy state and loveless expression on his face very vividly, which makes people feel happy at first sight.

On a whim of Xiao Siqi, he posted a photo playfully, but he didn't expect this photo to make Xiao Yao a new emoji material. New pictures of various P narrations have appeared one after another, and many new expressions have been added to netizens' mobile phone chat software. Because Xiao Yao's paralyzed photo is in a very lazy state, netizens also gave this photo a name with the same sound as Xiao Yao's name, called Xiaoyao Paralysis.

So in this world without Ge You's paralysis, free paralysis appeared instead.

A few days before school after the Chinese New Year, Xiao Yao was indeed very idle, but he never thought that he would occasionally collapse on the sofa and be lazy for a while, how could he become Uncle Ge in this world? Fortunately, he is not sloppy on his face now, and he does not have the Mediterranean Sea on his head, and his image is still much stronger than Uncle Ge.

He has become a popular emoji, and Xiao Yao is not indifferent. A few days after the paralyzed emoji became popular, Xiao Yao posted a new video on Weibo.

This time, Xiao Yao's fans can be regarded as enjoying the benefits. Because this time, Xiao Yao directly recorded a new song in the video and sent it out.

Wang Ruiqi is 25 years old and works in Donghai City, where her hometown is far away in Jiangcheng City, Hubei Province.

Every year when she returns to her hometown for the New Year, the process is a fixed reunion dinner for the Chinese New Year's Eve, and at the beginning of the new year, she goes to relatives, eats and drinks, until the end of her holiday on the seventh day of the new year, and returns to work in the East China Sea. In the first year or two, she was homesick and felt that the New Year in her hometown was lively. Now, after a few years of hard work, she just wants to take advantage of the New Year's holiday to stay at home with her parents and rest for a few days.

But the power of tradition is sometimes extremely strong, although she is reluctant, she can only drag her tired body and mood to follow her parents to relatives' houses to join in the fun.

Today is the fifth day of the first lunar month, and there are still two days before she returns to Donghai City.

Wang Ruiqi, who was bored, finished dinner with a large family at his second uncle's house, accompanied by the lively mahjong sound of a group of people, and opened Weibo with the tablet he brought.

"Xiao Yao posted on Weibo again?" Seeing that the Weibo of Xiao Yao's name on the homepage was impressively listed, Wang Ruiqi, who was originally lying on the sofa in a paralyzed position, sat up.

"Ruiqi, how many times have you said it, the girl's family, you want to sit on a sitting statue, always slumped on the sofa like a puddle of mud, what does it look like. At the card table next to him, Wang Ruiqi's mother turned her head and said dissatisfiedly to Wang Ruiqi, who had just collapsed on the sofa.

"Auntie, you don't know, my cousin's posture just now is called paralysis, which has been very popular recently. The daughter of the second uncle's family, Wang Ruiqi's cousin Jin Siyu said to Wang Ruiqi's mother with a smile.

"I really don't understand how ugly it is for you young people to be paralyzed like that. Wang Ruiqi's mother muttered, glanced back at the card table, and hurriedly shouted, "West Wind!

Wang Ruiqi glanced at her mother helplessly and did not comment. Turning his head and happily said to his cousin: "Siyu, come here, Xiao Yaofa is new and meager, it's a video, let's watch it together." ”

"Really?" Jin Siyu, who is also a "pill" like Wang Ruiqi, sat down next to Wang Ruiqi and said excitedly: "What did our Xiao Yao send again?"

“《thelazysong》?” Taking advantage of the video buffering time for a few seconds, Jin Siyu asked Wang Ruiqi curiously: "Lazy song?

"I don't know, it's just a name and a video, and there is no explanation. Wang Ruiqi shook his head and said, "You'll know when you see it... The buffer is good, and here we go. ”

At the beginning of the video, the screen turns from black to bright, and the scene appears in a room.

The high-definition medium picture can clearly see Xiao Yao holding a guitar in the room, lazily lying on a wide single sofa in a posture similar to the currently very popular loose paralysis, different from the standard posture, Xiao Yao's feet are not placed on the ground, but stacked on top of the small table in front of him.

"Poof~" Seeing Xiao Yao's posture, the sisters laughed out loud for the first time.

In the video, the sound of accompaniment sounded outside the picture, and Xiao Yao also sang lazily while playing the guitar: "Todayidon?tfeellikedoinganything," after singing the first sentence, he also shook his head and whistled a few times with the rhythm.

"Ah, it's a new song. The sisters thought happily, "Listening to this beginning, and the way he shook his head, it should be a very funny song." ”

Xiao Yao in the video continued to sing: "ijustwannalayinmybed," after the second sentence, there were still a few whistles shaking his head. The bright rhythm and mischievous melody can easily make people who watch people have an urge to shake their heads like Xiao Yao in the video.

Wang Ruiqi, who is very good at English, understood the meaning of the lyrics and immediately felt empathy. Her state for the past two days is that she doesn't want to do anything, she just wants to lie on the bed and pretend to be a corpse. So, she didn't shake her head with Xiao Yao like her cousin, but was eager to see what Xiao Yao would sing later.

“don?tfeellikepickingupmyphone，soleaveamessageatthetone.? causetodayisweari?mnotdoinganything。 After these two sentences were sung, the song ended with the first paragraph, and the rhythm and melody changed a little, but Xiao Yao didn't add a whistle at the end.

The song that Xiao Yao sings in this video is a song "thelazysong" by Brother Mars in his previous life, which translates to a lazy song according to his own meaning. After the defeat of the Olympiad national team and the enthusiastic preparation to celebrate the doubling of the number of fans was hit by his father, Xiao Yao was really lazy a few days before school started, and he didn't want to do anything.

Nothing happened, paralyzed on the sofa, was secretly taken by my father, a photo was secretly taken by my father, and posted it on Weibo, becoming a famous free paralysis. Xiao Yao looked at himself in the photo, and inexplicably remembered the famous lazy song of Brother Mars in his previous life. So he recorded the song on a video on a whim.

In the previous life, the MV of Brother Mars's song was filmed by five or six people in the room together, and Xiao Yao in this life is not interested in asking people to help. Isn't it very popular to be paralyzed now? Xiao Yao simply sang this song as if he was paralyzed on the sofa.

The lyrics of Xiao Yao's song have also been modified. On the one hand, at Xiao Yao's age, lyrics like putting your hands in the crotch of your pants, finding a beautiful girl to pop with her, and making her shout good are really not suitable for appearing, on the other hand, there is no fitness method called p90x in this world, and everyone doesn't know what p90x is. So in terms of lyrics, Xiao Yao still had to make certain modifications.

It's not the first time Xiao Yao has done this kind of thing in this life, and with his current writing level, there is no problem with filling in all the lyrics by himself. But this time, Xiao Yao's lyrics were not completely changed, and as a result, something happened again.