Chapter 136: Confident Shen Teng
After a stick of incense was burned, it was only ten minutes of work, but Shen Teng and the others felt that centuries had passed, and they only felt that time had become incomparably long.
As soon as the incense was burned, Shen Teng sat on the ground with his waist covered, wiped the sweat on his head, and gasped with a weak look: "No, my little waist can't hold on......"
Shen Hanyang, who closed his eyes and recuperated, couldn't help but open his eyes when he heard the movement, looked at him, and saw that he was full of incense sticks all over his body. ”
Shen Teng said with hatred on his face: "Laugh, laugh more while you can laugh now, the program team has a lot of tricks, and there will be a time for you to cry later." ”
At this time, an old man in golden armor with a gray beard walked out, and the soldiers on the playground saluted at the same time: "See the general!"
Shen Hanyang turned around and recognized the old man as the show's producer Zhang Guoli, and felt that the role he played should be Qi Jiguang, so he hurriedly followed the other soldiers to salute.
Zhang Guoli quickly came to the front of the stage, glanced at the six stars in front of him, and asked, "These six people are new, right?"
Shen Teng replied with a smile: "It's new!"
Zhang Guoli sneered: "Our Qi family army wants to come to the army with strict discipline, and the most important feature is the system of joint sitting, one person makes a mistake, and the whole team will be punished." If you see that Shangguan does not give a military salute, you will be punished for resisting the logs!"
Shen Teng's eyes widened in horror, he quickly stood up, quickly gave a military salute, and said with a pleading look on his face: "General, I'm a new ignorant newcomer, you can go around me this time!"
Zhang Guoli smiled and said: "Get up, the captains of the two teams come over to get the helmets and flags, give your team a name, and by the way, think of a slogan for training to boost morale." ”
As soon as he finished speaking, two soldiers slowly walked over with a table, one red and one blue, and two small flags on the table, as well as a set of pen and ink, a jar of wine and six pottery bowls.
The table fell to the ground, and Shen Hanyang and Zhang Weijian came to the front together.
Zhang Weijian picked up the brush and wrote the word "flash" on the flag, explaining to Shen Teng and Xiaobao: "We are called the lightning team, and the slogan is to kill and not flash!"
Xiaobao leaned forward, raised his right hand and stuck it diagonally into the sky, maintaining a handsome posture and said, "Don't flash if you die!"
Shen Teng did the same: "It's not ...... to kill Flash...... Flashing waist!" After speaking, he covered his waist, and his face was full of pain.
Everyone was amused by his unlucky appearance and snickered one after another.
At this time, Shen Hanyang also finished writing and picked it up to show everyone, with the traditional character "hair" written on it.
Zhang Guoli frowned and said, "Do you want to send troops?"
Shen Hanyang laughed and explained: "The fortune of the fortune, we call the fortune team, the slogan is Wishing you prosperity!"
Chang Teng laughed and said, "On the battlefield, you don't want to Wishing you prosperity for a game, do you want to laugh at those widows?"
Shen Hanyang argued: "This is the slogan of military training, so we don't shout it on the battlefield! Sister Qianhua, Sister Yaya, let's shout slogans together!"
The two women echoed him with a smile on their faces, and the three of them shouted together: "Wishing you prosperity!"
Zhang Guoli couldn't cry or laugh, shook his head and said: "You money fans, I don't want to be a marquis, but I hope the sea is peaceful." The purpose of fighting a war is not to promote officials and make a fortune, but to expel the Japanese and protect the people. ”
Shen Hanyang said with a smile: "Haven't we joined the Qi family army yet? The 3,000 people that the Qi family army began to recruit are all mob outlaws, and they are called rabble, how high can our consciousness be?
Zhang Guoli was speechless for a while, cleared his throat in embarrassment, and said: "No matter what your identity was before, if you put on this dress now, you will have only one identity in the future, and that is the soldier of the Ming Dynasty!"
"Come, let's come together to make a blood alliance!"
Yang Qianhua shrank back a little fearfully: "Don't you want blood, right?"
Zhang Guoli smiled, picked up the wine jar and poured the bowl full of wine: "Come and drink." ”
Shen Hanyang sniffled, but didn't smell the wine, so he picked up the bowl with confidence, raised his head and drank the water in the bowl.
After Shen Teng drank the water, he arrogantly raised the pottery bowl and threw it to the ground vigorously, shouting: "Expel the Japanese and defend the country!"
However, the pottery bowl smashed into the soft sand on the ground, and in an instant it lost all its momentum.
The scene was very awkward for a while.
Zhang Weijian took the bowl and smashed it on his bowl, and with a click, both bowls shattered, finally relieving the embarrassment.
The others followed suit and smashed the pottery bowl one after another, and in the end, only Shen Hanyang himself was left indifferent.
Shen Teng urged: "Brother, I'm sending you, don't be unsociable, hurry up!"
Shen Hanyang covered his head and said: "I only smashed the bowl when I went out to fight, and the bowl I gave out when I entered the barracks was used to feed the soldiers." ”
Shen Teng was so shocked that the folds on his face were wrinkled, and his eyebrows widened with his eyebrows high and low: "There is still this statement......
Zhang Guoli next to him sneered: "Now even if you officially join the Qi family's army, Wu Weizhong, you continue to train them, and strive to train them all to become qualified soldiers who bravely kill the enemy." ”
"Yes, General!"
Xiaolong clenched his fists in response, and followed a few people: "You are still far from going into battle to kill the enemy, I specially added a group of training for you to train your eyes, ears, hands, feet and hearts, you come with me." ”
Xiaolong said, and led a few people to a comprehensive training ground.
In front of the field is a war drum, the trainers first listen to the soldiers beat the drums, answer the drum points correctly before they can run, in front of a rope net, over the rope net, in front of the puddle is seven or eight meters long puddle, the puddle is tied with two ropes, and there are wooden planks scattered on the side, and the planks must be laid on the rope to cross the puddle.
Further ahead is a wooden fence, after climbing through the wooden fence there are two arrow targets, and after hitting the arrow target, blow the horn, and complete the whole training.
Xiaolong explained the training procedures and said, "Each of you teams sends one member to compete, a total of three rounds, the winning team will win the reward of going home to visit relatives, and the losing team will go to the room to cook." ”
Shen Hanyang looked at the level in front of him, showing a flinching expression: "It's such a difficult level, how can we get through this, can we go directly to the room?"
Xiaolong's cheeks twitched fiercely, too lazy to deal with this drama spirit, and continued: "Pick the first team member to play, and then you can start." ”
Shen Hanyang looked at the two teammates beside him and said, "Which of us will go first?" They should choose the weakest one and play Tianji horse racing with us. Let's just take a win. ”
Tong Liya nodded: "I'll be the first, I'll go to the military camp to experience life, it should be no problem!"
Sure enough, as Shen Hanyang expected, the first person to fight was Shen Teng.
Shen Teng, who walked to the drum, showed an arrogant expression, raised his face and said, "Who will compare with me, do you need to let you?"
Xiaobao snorted, and waved his orchid finger with a disgusted face: "Brother Teng, you just hold back~ Just your old waist, who can you win?"
Shen Teng glanced at Tong Liya, who was gearing up, and then at Yang Qianhua, who was eager to try, and finally fell on the face of Shen Hanyang, who was shrinking back, and shouted confidently: "I can win Ah Yang! Ah Yang, dare you compete with my brother!"
Xiaolong: "......"
Brother Fuji's eyes ......
No wonder he is always unlucky, he simply deserves it!