Chapter 451: Haha
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Ji An didn't realize how much movement his kick would cause.
There was already a lack of recreation in the camp, and the arrival of a soccer ball was like a drop of cold water in a pot of hot oil, crackling and exploding.
At first, it was just the bear children yelling and chasing the football, and then, the half-sized children joined in, and then, the black buddies who had been idle all day also ran in to join in the fun.
Football ignited the enthusiasm of the men in the refugee camp, and along the way, the chasing team gradually grew, and along the route of the football crash, more and more people gathered.
And the direction in which football is going is also interesting, always flying to the west.
Because everyone knows that it is impossible to play in a refugee camp, there is no space at all, but there is a lot to the west, there are hundreds of kilometers of wide uninhabited coastline, and if you want to play football, of course, you go to the sea.
Hulala, a huge crowd of people rushed to the beach, and when they saw Ji An joining the chase, Ania and Maca could only follow together, and Yucien also ran with them.
On the beach, the front row of chasing football changed from a bear child to a half-sized child, and finally gradually became a strong black buddy, and football is no longer football, it has become American football.
Ji An smacked his lips and frowned, this can't be done, the ball is just like this, and it is used for the bear children to play.
Seeing this, the female hooligan Maca, who was wearing a mushroom explosive head, stepped forward, pulled the bolt, and shot into the sky with a "dada......da".
The soccer ball, which had been flying in the sky for a long time, finally landed on the beach, and some people still wanted to pick it up, and a row of craters exploded on the sand in front of the "Xiuxiu......" football.
Maca pointed at the football: "Bring the ball." ”
Ji An stepped forward to take it, thought about it, pointed to You Xi'an beside him, and said loudly: "In the future, the football will be kept by him, whoever dares to rob it will deduct half of the rations!"
As soon as I heard that only half of the ration was deducted, someone came running on the spot, the meal could not be eaten, the ball could not be kicked, and there was no problem that could not be solved by playing a ball, which was like a high school student who did not eat at noon and seized the lunch break to play ball must have seen it. As for the aftermath of school, why don't sweat after school and play a game of ball? Let my parents wait for dinner.
Ji An found out that it was not good, and immediately changed his words: "Whoever dares to rob him, drive him out of Weilonga." This shocked the black buddies.
Then, he continued: "Among you, all over the age of 13 are gone, the ball is for the kids, what are you fooling around?"
That being said, in fact, someone can't kick his peers, so he wants to bully children, plus black buddies, what kind of handsome is he playing?
Under the threat of Ania and Maca's two guns, the black buddy left the beach depressed, but he didn't walk away, he couldn't kick it, and it was good to watch it.
Ji An saw that the rest were small radish heads, and when it was time for him to show his real skills, he said happily: "Let's go, let's kick." ”
"Wait a minute. Yusian blocked it, saying that this was the passage back from fishing and that he couldn't kick here.
A large group of people moved along the shoreline.
But when it came to the uninhabited place, Yucien also said that he couldn't kick it, the beach was full of sharp shells, rocks and other debris, and the children were barefoot, so they had to clear the field first.
Ji An rolled his eyes violently, but he could only resist the urge to beat people, he had King Adi on his feet, but the children did not.
A football field is not small, and there are many small debris on the beach, even if the black buddies join together, there is not enough time today, at least before sunset, You Xi'an hugged the football, like holding Shang Fang's sword, and said: "Clean up the field today, and the ball will be played tomorrow." Tomorrow morning, everyone under the age of 13 will gather in front of my house. I'll go back and make two goals for everyone. ”
I don't know what's going on, the jeep who came to pick it up hasn't arrived yet, and after returning to the shack area, Ji An was invited to bow his head and go into Youxi's house.
Compared with other shacks, Yuxian has all the smell, and Yuxi's house is quite clean, at least there is no strange smell.
Ji An looked left and right, You Xi'an happily hummed a little song, and took out a stack of books from the corner.
Ji An asked curiously, and Yu Xi'an tore off the plastic bag covering the surface like a baby, and said, "They are all textbooks I brought out from school, English, mathematics, and science books, from the first grade to the fourth grade." ”
Ji An: "What are you doing with this?"
Yuxian is thin, his face is slightly longer, and his smile makes people feel a sense of gloom, and he said "gloomily": "It's hard to get the children together, of course, you have to give them lessons before you can play football." ”
"Damn!" Ji An scolded: "Why are all the teachers in the world virtuous? and don't let me go to physical education class? I just want to play football with peace of mind?!"
However, he was soon relieved, thinking about it, he had been tortured and abused for 12 years, why should black children be superior to others and not need to go to school?
In line with the basic life concept of dragging one into the water if I die, I am not good, and others should not think about getting better, Ji An clapped his hands and praised, and then asked, "When will you finish class tomorrow?"
Yucien counted the time and said, "11 o'clock, huh...... No, it's almost lunch at 11 o'clock, and it's not suitable for football, so it's half past ten. ”
Ji An: "Okay, I'll come over at half past ten." ”
He just wants to play football, and if he goes to class, let the bears and children suffer.
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In the evening, Ji An sent the two masters away, which is also strange, and the meal fee left by Black Meow today is different from usual, the first paragraph is obviously a stone, but the latter section has become a golden pimple.
Ji An continued to put away the golden pimple and looked out the window: "Why haven't you come yet?"
The next morning, he hurried to feed the little rhinoceros, cleaned up the poop in the Tatu enclosure, and went to the barracks to find Maca, who was on leave today.
It was too far to walk to the camp and he needed a driver.
got along with this maca, and found that she was very righteous, and heard Ji An say that she wanted to watch the children play football, so she quickly put away her mobile phone and went out to drive.
Anyway, no one in the car saw it, and Maca put on the mushroom explosion head again, and the two added hatsapp to each other, and Maca turned her head to look at Ji An.
Co-pilot Ji An: "What are you looking at?"
Maca said: "There's nothing special, why did the ancient gods take a fancy to you?"
Ji An had been waiting for many days and felt the need to remind her: "Maybe I'm shoveling well." ”
But Maca didn't react.
Ji An was confused at that time.
Soon after, on the beach, three branches were wrapped with rattan and buried in the sand, forming a goal.
Ji An kicked in the children's pile for a while, and angrily pointed at the opponent's goal and shouted: "Foul!
The black kid with the ball stopped and looked: "We play football, and we've seen basketball on TV before!"
Ji An glared: "What? Do you have an opinion? If you have an opinion, don't kick it, the ball is mine, bring it." ”
The opposing goalkeeper hurriedly grabbed the football, put it at the penalty spot, and said: "That's right, the hitter fouls, penalty." ”
The black child was still not convinced, and was pulled away by his teammates covering his mouth, and whispered: "He's just a guy who can't kick, what are you fighting with him?"
"Shut up!
"Ji An, you come to punish. ”
Ji An instigated his nose and walked to the penalty spot. When it comes to making shame, no one can compare to him......