Chapter 126: Born Weak Shen Han Yang

After a fierce fight, William Chen finally rescued half a plate of shredded potatoes from Peng Yu's chopsticks, and ran to the side.

Seeing this, Peng Yu glanced at him with some reluctance, feeling that he was not very familiar with him, so he didn't catch up after him, and glanced at Zhang Junying, who was eating very fragrantly, and asked in a whisper: "Ah Yang, Xiaobai, have they really drunk urine?"

Shen Hanyang said in a low voice: "I drank it in the show, but it's not clear whether the urine is real or fake, Nabel is a ruthless person, and many guests who followed him to record the show were forced to drink urine by him." ”

Peng Yu snorted disgustedly, and said, "Xiaobai is also ruthless." ”

Zhang Junying seemed to hear a little bit of their conversation, raised her head to look at Shen Hanyang, and was quite entangled in this man who broke the news of her black history.

Although he lost face and ruined his image, he ......

This dish is so delicious, isn't it?

Didn't the ancients also say that endure the calm for a while, take a step back and open the sky, well, eat him a few meals first, and then find a chance to settle accounts with him later!

Zhang Junying thought in her heart, the chopsticks in her hand did not stop for a moment, and she quickly ate the whole dish, drank the bowl of pimple soup again, comfortably took a full distance, and said slowly: "I'm full, the taste is okay." You haven't finished that story yet, so I'd like to hear it all over again, too. ”

Shen Hanyang said with a smile: "I'm not interested in being interrupted by you, so I'll give you a rough idea." I just talked about a man who got up at night and found that the chicken had been drained of blood and the dog was dead.

The next morning, he told his neighbors about the incident, and an old man in the village said that he had encountered a similar thing when he was a child, and that it should have been done by zombies, and then it happened that a corpse chaser passed by the village, and after showing his hands, the villagers felt that he was very capable, so they asked him to help catch zombies. ”

"The corpse chaser was very gracious, so he lived in the village, and after a few days, similar things happened in the village, and every time the corpse chaser was the first to arrive, saying that the zombie ran away when he saw him, and he couldn't catch up. Because there has been no fatality in the village, the villagers feel that it is his credit and treat him more attentively. ”

After living like this for a month, the corpse chaser said that it would not be a problem to live like this, and proposed that the villagers raise funds to buy magic weapons to destroy the zombies. The people in the village gave him money on the front foot, and the county town came to the sea to catch an official document, saying that they wanted to catch a swindler.

As soon as the people in the village heard the description of the tolerance, they wanted to take the corpse chaser, and then they knew that they had fallen for the corpse chaser. Where to chase this, the man has long taken the money and doesn't know where to run. ”

William Chen walked over with an empty plate, with a look on his face: "It turned out to be a fraud story, which made me scared, but how did he suck the chicken blood." ”

Shen Hanyang glanced at him with a smile and continued: "When the villagers chased him, they found a burden by the river, which contained drugs and a set of bloodletting utensils. ”

William Chen suddenly realized: "That's it." ”

Shen Hanyang continued: "The story is not over, a few days later, a corpse was found on the river beach downstream, and it was the corpse chaser. His death was terrifying, his face was twisted, there were two bloody holes in his neck, and all the blood on his body was sucked dry!"

William Chen suddenly shuddered, narrowed his eyes and said, "There are really zombies!

Shen Hanyang shook his head: "I don't know, it may be that he still has a companion, and he killed him by unevenly distributing the spoils, because in the end, he didn't find the property he cheated away." It takes two or three hours to talk about this one-piece Eight Classics, and there is still some baggage in it, so I will only talk about it in general, and you can just listen to it, and you don't need to study it in detail. ”

Peng Yu tightened the sportswear on his body and said, "Don't talk about it, it's weird at night, let's talk about it a little funny." ”

Shen Hanyang glanced at him angrily: "Say a yarn, you don't give money." ”

Peng Yu showed a smile on his face: "Then let's cook another dish, I'm a little hungry again." ”

“……”

Shen Hanyang looked at the expectant crowd speechlessly, not understanding how he became a cooking tool man, and felt that he needed to reflect on it.

After being depressed for a moment, Shen Hanyang stood up with a black face and walked towards the house: "When you take a bath, don't peek, long needle eyes." ”

He Kun couldn't cry or laugh: "Who wants to see you take a bath, hey!"

Peng Yu smirked and said: "Ah Yang is in good shape, the ghost and Wen Qian secretly took photos of him after taking a bath, and after he found out, each of them played several brain crashes, and also broke a porcelain bowl in front of them, threatening them to delete the photos, saying that they could not circulate it, which would destroy his naturally weak image in the minds of fans." ”

He Kun was stunned: "Ghost this guy ......"

William Chen also covered his head with a look of shame: "Wen Qian is a nymphomaniac again, talk about her next time we meet." ”

Huang Lei had a strange expression, frowned and asked, "No, where is Ah Yang weak, how can he have this illusion?"

Peng Yu said with a smile: "He said that this kind of character has become popular recently, attracting fans." ”

Huang Lei covered his stomach and laughed, until he reluctantly stopped laughing until his stomach hurt a little: "Haha, no, you have to send him away quickly, he must want to laugh at me to death and inherit my position as the chef of the mushroom house." ”

Xu Zheng said with a smile: "You don't need to rush, we will leave early tomorrow morning, Ah Yang contacted me with a goggle for tomorrow noon, and the ticket has been booked." ”

Huang Lei sighed with some emotion: "Alas, there is no banquet in the world that will not be dispersed, let Ah Yang do a good meal tomorrow morning." ”

Shen Hanyang was about to go into the bathroom with a change of clothes at this time, and when he heard Huang Lei's speech, the corners of his mouth twitched: "Are you saying the opposite, it should be you who made a good meal for me to practice." ”

Huang Lei smiled and said, "You can work as much as you want, and you can take whatever you want from the mushroom house when you leave." ”

Shen Hanyang sighed: "You guys are poorer than me here, what is there to take, add ten more boxes of special cow su to me!"

Huang Lei made an OK gesture and shouted at the director: "Director, add ten more boxes of special Niu Su!"

He Kun smiled helplessly, shook his head and said: "This advertisement, I feel a little loss, this is probably our most loss-making business in the past three seasons." ”

William Chen's eyes lit up next to him, and he slapped him like a realization: "It turns out that ten cartons of milk can make him cook, and I have finally discovered the trick! Tomorrow I will ask people to buy milk, and I will buy a hundred boxes for spare!"

Huang Lei looked at him like a fool, feeling that there was something wrong in this child's brain, otherwise how could the brain circuit be so strange......