Chapter 164: Be Happy
It turned out that Chu Yu thought too much.
It's not that he's thinking too much about traveling through time and space, it's about dismantling cars.
As an existence that surpasses the limits of human beings and is even close to freaks, the flame snake smashed the broken eight-hand van called a spark splash, and in the end the van had no, the pipe pliers were bent, the screwdriver was broken, the hammer head flew, and the kitchen knife and axe taken by Zhou Qian were curled.
The flame snake gasped, as if it had fought with the freak for three hundred rounds, and was about to collapse, but it was useless, the broken car was still broken, but not a single part had been dropped.
Not to mention that there are many ideas for people who have read books, Chu Yu asked Yan Snake to drive the car to the barren mountain, and then pushed the car down, saving time and effort.
Being able to come up with this idea means that everyone has changed from the mentality of "research" just now to simply wanting to destroy.
Normally, let alone a broken car, even a tank and a fighter should be dismantled by the flame snake, but where is the pestle of this broken van that is still unharmed, the two gray-looking headlights and the front face of the car look like a mocking emoji from a distance, laughing at the flame snake's self-inadequacy.
After listening to Chu Yu's suggestion, the Yan Snake did the same, and the car rolled down, still like a bird, not to mention falling apart, and the paint didn't fall off.
Chu Yu walked around the broken car twice, and suddenly noticed an extremely strange situation.
Just now, Gu Yawen was able to scrape off some car paint with her fingernails, and Yan Snake also scraped some with a knife, but now when everyone is interested in dismantling the car, this broken car does not even have a scratch, as if the defense has been upgraded.
"What kind of broken car is this Nima, why is it so resistant. ”
The flame snake jumped straight to the side angrily.
How many freaks have died from him... Chest muscles, steel pipes, machetes, bullets, flying knees, as a result, today even the broken car can't be dismantled.
Chu Yu stood on the edge of the broken car and was amazed: "Have you noticed it, just now Gu Yawen scraped it with her nails, at least she scraped off the patent leather, and now she has been tossing for so long that she hasn't even lost her hair." ”
"yes, I found out as soon as you said that. Yan Snake calmed down, looked at it twice, and said: "But isn't it, I was able to scrape off some car paint with a knife just now, could it be that this car... ”
"How?"
Zhou Qian subconsciously shouted: "If you are strong, you will be strong, and if you are weak, you will be weak?"
"You've seen too much martial arts. ”
Chu Yu pursed his lips, feeling that Zhou Qian was a demonic barrier.
Zhou Qian has no magic barrier, and the flame snake is indeed a bit of a magic barrier.
Seeing this guy walk forward and caress the car glass, it was like touching Li Yuwei's thigh, how gentle and gentle.
After touching it for a long time, Yan Snake turned his head and made a bitter face: "It's still useless, I haven't lost the paint after touching it for a long time, isn't it strong when it's strong, and it's weak when it's weak." ”
"You should go to the brain department. Chu Yu walked over, and just wanted to use a knife to continue scraping some car paint, when he suddenly noticed an extremely strange situation.
The two places above the wheels that should have lost their paint have actually been restored.
"Am I right?"
Chu Yu pointed to the top of the hub.
Yan Snake and Zhou Qian came over, their eyes facing each other.
"This car also has an auto-repair function?!"
Chu Yu was helpless.
The most annoying thing is that this broken car can be seen from the outside, from the inside to the outside, inside and out, inside and out, up and down, left and right, and looked seven or eight times, it is a broken car.
It not only has the appearance of a broken eight-hand van, but also has the core of a broken eight-hand van, and it is impossible to see what is wrong.
But it's such a broken car that seems to be a broken car, but it's actually a broken car, everyone goes into battle with all kinds of martial arts, and they don't get a part down, let alone dismantle, and they can't even remove the tires and radio.
And this car is extremely intelligent, and now it can't even open the fuel tank door.
Just now, the snake wanted to open the fuel tank door and throw a match inside, but as soon as he finished speaking, the fuel tank door couldn't be opened, as if it had been welded to death.
The flame snake touched the stubble on his chin: "Or... Give this broken car a try in the incinerator?"
Chu Yu had a look on his face that you were tmd teasing me, and got into the car angrily.
"Go home and let Wu Xinyue stab two swords to try!"
Flame Snake: "... ”
Zhou Qian nodded slightly.
If even Wu Xinyue was helpless, it was estimated that she would have to throw it into the incinerator.
But if it's really burned to ashes by the incinerator, there's no point in making everyone toss around here.
Chu Yu got into the car, and Yan Snake and Zhou Qian had to walk back.
Both of them were afraid, afraid that the car would take them to the moon again.
After thinking about it, Chu Yu also felt that this car was a bit unreliable, so he thought about it and walked back.
Chu Yu patted the frame of the car.
"We're going home, are you staying here for the night or are you going back with us?"
Yan Snake Quack: "Your brain is in the water, what to say to a broken car." ”
Chu Yu was also embarrassed, just now he was also sent by a ghost, and he always felt that this broken car was like a life.
As a result, before Chu Yu could speak, with the roar of the engine, bursts of black smoke erupted from the exhaust pipe of the broken van, and after it started, it slowly rubbed forward as if it was hanging in first gear.
Zhou Qian almost sat on the ground in fright: "My day, can this car really understand people's words?"
The flame snake was also a little dumbfounded.
Chu Yu laughed: "Go, go home." ”
In this way, Chu Yu walked in front, Yan Snake and Zhou Qian followed behind one step and three times, and the last was a broken van, just like walking a dog, and the speed of the broken van was not fast, so follow the three of them slowly
Rub forward.
There are no people near the barren mountain, but there are many old men and old ladies in the courtyard who came out for a walk, and seeing that there are more and more people, Chu Yu got into the car.
Sitting in the driver's seat, Chu Yu said: "We don't care if you are from the future or outer space, everything has a rule, when we get to it, we have to keep a low profile, don't be shocking, I will stop where you want to stop, after parking, you can't move at night, understand, if you scare people, people will call the police, and you don't want to be sent to the Chinese Academy of Sciences for slicing research." ”
Chu Yu chattered silently like coaxing a child, or rather, a god.
"I don't know how much oil you usually drink, but with my brother, we definitely can't treat you badly, ninety-three ninety-seven, you can squeak, diesel is fine, oh yes, crude oil is no problem, if you want to take a bath and do a big health care or something, it's not a problem, I'll ask Zhou Qian to give you a good brush, and let him press you twice." ”
Not to mention, after Chu Yu's ink was reached, the car was parked on the side of the road by itself, instead of blocking the alley like noon.
Chu Yu patted the steering wheel.
"That's okay, let's talk about it, stop this and don't move, everything is negotiable, if you don't need anything, I'll go back to dinner." ”
Of course, there was still no response from the broken van.
After Chu Yu got out of the car with some anxiety, he walked into the alley step by step.
Back in the courtyard, Chu Yu saw that Wu Xinyue was still pestle on the roof.
Chu Yu howled: "Eldest sister, you come down for a while, there is something wrong, you can help." ”
Wu Xinyue on the roof opened her eyes and looked at Chu Yu slightly.
Chu Yu shouted: "There is a trolley outside, you can see if it can be dismantled." ”
Wu Xinyue closed her eyes again, she didn't pay attention to Chu Yu at all, and the corners of her mouth twitched, looking at the meaning, it seemed to be a little disdainful.
Chu Yu didn't have much to look forward to, he was just talking about it just now.
This car is obviously a black technology, if it is really cut into a pile of scrap metal by Wu Xinyue, the gains outweigh the losses.
Thinking of this, Chu Yu glared at the flame snake.
Isn't this sick, it's okay to dismantle any car, even if it is dismantled, I can't understand it, isn't this a blind Ji Ba tossing.
Touching his stomach, Chu Yu asked Zhou Qian to order some noodles, and then the servants went back to the house to rest after taking a bite.
I'm so tired today, even the snake is tired enough, the three of them tossed around with a broken car for an afternoon, the car is not much, people are tired and dead dogs.
Chu Yu fell asleep in a daze, but he suddenly woke up as soon as he fell asleep, only to see Wu Xinyue standing beside the bed and looking at him directly.
This kind of thing is very strange, when people are asleep, if someone next to you looks at you directly for a long time, the sleeping person will wake up, there is no scientific basis at all.
Chu Yu was startled, rubbed his eyes and sat up.
"Eldest sister, aren't you a demon of the heart, what are you doing in my house?"
Wu Xinyue didn't squeak, just looked at Chu Yu like that.
Chu Yu was full of embarrassment: "I'm used to first-level sleep, can you turn your head around, I'll put on my clothes first." ”
Wu Xinyue still didn't say anything, still looking at Chu Yu like that.
"Don't turn around, then I'll wear it in front of you. ”
Wu Xinyue was still expressionless and didn't move.
"Okay, then you can take a closer look. Chu Yu sneered, and then lifted the quilt.
"Dala, surprise not surprised, surprise not surprised, I'm wearing panties, hahahaha. ”
Looking at Chu Yu, who was entertaining himself, Wu Xinyue's eyes finally changed a little.
It's just that this look is a bit like looking at the mentally retarded.
Chu Yu was bored, and after getting dressed, his pajamas were gone.
Glancing at Wu Xinyue, Chu Yu always felt that something seemed wrong with this girl.
It's not that Wu Xinyue crossed the heart demon when she was wrong, but I felt that something was wrong with this girl since she came back from drinking.
I put a pestle on the roof all day long, and I don't talk to others, as if I am autistic.
Although I didn't talk much before, I never looked at everyone like I looked at the air every day like during this time.
"The demons have been crossed. Wu Xinyue put down the long sword and sat on the edge of the bed.
Chu Yu was about to turn on the lights, but Wu Xinyue shook his head: "Don't turn on the lights." ”
"Don't turn on the lights?" Chu Yu chuckled in his heart, and subconsciously swallowed a mouthful of saliva: "Eldest sister... Sister, you're going to treat me... What are you doing to me?"
"I want to talk to you. ”
Chu Yu nodded with a loss: "It turns out that you want to talk to me." ”
"So what do you think?"
"I thought you were going to let me borrow a quilt. ”
"Just talking. ”
"Oh. ”
The room was too dark without the lights, and Chu Yu couldn't see the expression on Wu Xinyue's face clearly, so he asked tremblingly, "Do you have to be blind with the black light?"
In the darkness, Wu Xinyue sighed faintly.
"The heart demon has crossed, and I will cross it in half an hour after entering the heart demon fantasy realm. ”
"So fast?" Chu Yu asked confusedly, "Then what are you doing on the roof of the pestle every day?"
"Think about things. ”
"What's the matter?"
Chu Yu was slightly curious.
You must know that he has always been curious about Wu Xinyue's brain circuit.
This girl is agile, but her reaction is half slower than others. . . Slow down at least three beats.
Simplicity and ignorance are one thing, but the main thing is that the logic and thinking of thinking about problems are particularly strange.
It can be seen from many things that Wu Xinyue has a generation gap and obstacles with everyone, or that she and the world have a generation gap and communication barriers.
Yu was distressed by this.
He didn't know why Wu Xinyue would turn black in the future, but he could be sure that such a Wu Xinyue was not suitable for survival in this world.
Fairies exist only in the midst of this.
Otherwise, it is like going to this world to enjoy the fireworks, or waiting to be desecrated by this world, the former is better than the latter.
Even if Wu Xinyue didn't take the initiative to find him, Chu Yu wanted to find an opportunity to talk to Wu Xinyue.
Let's not talk about being a fairy, first of all, people can't live like this, compared to other hidden disciples, Wu Xinyue's way of life is also very wrong, the food style and drink dew are good, in fact, they don't eat or drink and have to be with wild beasts, what is the difference between this and Mount Tai.
After rubbing his face to make himself completely sober, Chu Yu said: "Didn't you say that I was your first human friend, friends are used to make friends, come on, tell me what's wrong." ”
Wu Xinyue was silent for a long time, and said slightly: "I'm not happy." ”
Chu Yu looked at the pair of bright eyes through the faint moonlight, and said with a smile: "Then find something happy to do, don't embarrass yourself." ”
Chu Yu is also an old driver, and this is not the first time he has encountered this situation.
If ordinary people were unhappy with him, then Chu Yu would definitely say that you will die for me.
But Wu Xinyue is not an ordinary person, since she said that she was unhappy, she was really unhappy.
And it's a good sign.
Only normal people will be entangled in whether they are happy or unhappy, Wu Xinyue can say that she is unhappy, and she has obviously begun to pay attention to this issue.
Thinking about it from another perspective, Chu Yu thought that if he lived like Wu Xinyue, he would definitely not be happy.
Qin Beige was in this state before, Leng Buding began to be confused after coming to the world from the Yanhuangfeng Mountain Gate, and the confused state and happiness must not be touched.
Wu Xinyue seems to be the same, as if she has walked from one world to another.
Before, in the deep mountains and old forests, the dining style and drinking dew were in the company of wild beasts, in addition to eating and sleeping was to practice swords, and they were looking for masters to pinch each other.
Now that I have come to the world and seen this world of flowers, it is reasonable to be confused for a while.
In the world, not to mention anything else, at least eat well and sleep well, it is definitely better than in the deep mountains and old forests.
So it is estimated that this girl is beginning to wonder if she will return to the deep mountains and old forests in the future.
Wu Xinyue said faintly: "The little girl of the Bai family came to the room and draped the shawl on my back, which feels very strange. ”
"Oh, you said little white moon. Chu Yu smiled dumbly: "Isn't the little girl concerned about you, I'm afraid that you will catch a cold on the roof." ”
"This concern, is it caring? ”
"yes, you can understand that it cares. ”
Wu Xinyue asked a little confused: "Then you, do you have anyone you care about?"
"Yes, a lot. Chu Yu folded his fingers and calculated: "Yan Snake, Feng Kaishan, Xiao Baiyue, there are many people you don't know, Qin Beige, Dracula, De Niro, and many, many others, these people are all very interesting, if there is a chance in the future, I will definitely introduce them to you." ”
Chu Yu added another sentence in his heart.
Of course, it's better not to know each other, I'm afraid you'll kill them.
Wu Xinyue didn't know what she thought of, her eyes were a little sloppy: "Then why, I don't care about anyone?"
Chu Yu didn't know how to answer for a while.
Seeing Chu Yu's silence, Wu Xinyue asked again: "If you have someone you care about, you will be happy, right?"
"Not really. Chu Yu thought for a while and said: "Everyone has their own way of living, there are many selfish people who don't care about others but only care about themselves, and they also live very happily, which can only be said to be the pursuit of difference." ”
"What I pursue is the pinnacle of martial arts, but I'm afraid. ”
"Afraid of what?"
"I'm afraid that even if I stand at the peak of martial arts, I will still be unhappy. ”
Chu Yu smiled: "Then you should ask yourself, is it the pinnacle of martial arts or happiness that you are pursuing?"
"I... Ignorance. ”
"Then do you think it's more important to be happy or to be at the peak of martial arts?"
Wu Xinyue was even more dazed, and shook her head: "I don't know." ”
"Then let me ask you so. Chu Yu tried to start guiding: "Do you think it's important to be happy, or is it important to be at the peak of martial arts?" ”
Wu Xinyue was silent for a long time, but she still didn't know two words.
Chu Yu asked curiously, "Then why do you want to pursue the pinnacle of martial arts?"
"Since I was a child, my master has taught me like this, not to mention, my Wu clan has always been like this. ”
"That's right. Chu Yu snapped his fingers: "So you have to change your way of living, your mother... That is, your master, including your grandma, your grandma's mother, your grandma's grandma, so many people, aren't they all practicing martial arts all their lives, in the end, aren't they still lonely and old, even if they stand at the peak of martial arts, are they happy, they are definitely not happy, if they are happy, then they are not called lonely old people, right, so, when it comes to your generation, you have to seek a breakthrough. ”
"What does it mean to seek a breakthrough?"
"It's just a different way of living. Chu Yu showed a big smile: "People, the most important thing is to be happy." ”
In the darkness, Wu Xinyue was silent for a while, and after a long time, she opened her mouth with a little bit of conviction.
"Change the way you live, you want to... Happy?"
"yes, be happy!"
"Okay, then you have to show me the world, make me happy, and let me live in a different way. ”
"Huh?" Chu Yu looked confused, and before he could speak again, Wu Xinyue had already left the room with the long sword.