Feigning death is one of the herbivores' class skills, and most of the time it is useless, and it will still be bitten to death, but sometimes it will also receive miraculous effects.

Ji An is a two-legged beast, and there is no reason to be deceived by a stupid gazelle, and he accused the gazelle of touching porcelain on the spot: "Who helps me call the police, there is an animal here that touches my porcelain." ”

Everyone in the live broadcast room: "......"

"The gazelle still wants to blackmail you for money, right?"

Little Fist: "Hey, demon spirit? There's an animal touching porcelain here." By the way, do you have a driver's license, little brother?"

Ji An: "Why not, I have a motorcycle license!"

The pepper's huge bite force crushed the slender neck in one bite, and it was about to get another one, but was stopped by Ji An.

The gazelle was very small, Ji An picked up the porcelain antelope, the thing was still pretending to be dead, and its neck hung down softly.

The audience didn't know why, Ji An walked across the mudflats with the gazelle in his arms, came to the opposite bank, and put down the porcelain antelope.

"Are you still pretending?" Ji An kicked the gazelle's buttocks: "Do you want to go?

The porcelain antelope continued to lie on the ground with its neck crossed.

Ji An laughed angrily: "Damn, I will give 100 points for this wave of acting skills, you are amazing." ”

Then, as soon as he turned around here, he touched the porcelain antelope and "lived", bounced off the ground like a leather ball, "oh~oh~oh~" The four hooves took off into the air, jumped long and escaped, and joined the group of gazelles watching from a distance.

Anti-Cheap Alliance: "Are you stupid anchor?"

"There's something wrong with your brain, right?

Ji An doesn't eat gazelles, there is already one pepper, enough to fill his stomach, there is no need to kill the porcelain antelope together, he didn't bother to explain, walked back to the pepper, and then did something that caused criticism.

Pepper tore open the fur of the gazelle with a big mouth, and found that Ji An was lying down, Pepper and the kitten were the same as protecting food, covering the gazelle with a wide claw, wrinkling the lion's nose and facing Ji An, and found that the two-legged beast ignored the warning, and wanted to rob, Pepper exhaled with a paw, and opened the mouth of the bloody lion: "Oh~~~"

Maybe it was the parrot's words that prevented the attack on the two-legged beast to play a role, or it could be that Ji An dodged quickly and didn't hit him with a claw, and Ji An returned the hand and punched the lion in the face: "Catch it together, I also have a share!" He roared wildly, bared his white teeth and confronted Pepper: "grrrrr!"

Anti-Cheap Alliance: "Anchor, are you insane?"

There are also new viewers who have not watched Ji An's fishing video: "I don't see a light illness, since I robbed the lion, then why did you let it go just now?"

Ji An still didn't pay attention, Pepper covered the gazelle's body with his big paws, and Ji An also opened his palm to cover the gazelle's buttocks, indicating possession.

Ji An is strong and stubborn, and the pepper that was attached to the word can't bite him, and besides, as Ji An said before, the prey is caught by everyone's cooperation, if it weren't for Ji An holding the two gazelles, the pepper chasing towards the depths of the grassland would not have had time to run back and take a bite.

Although Pepper was dissatisfied, while gnawing on the gazelle, he let out a metallic roar from time to time, but he also reluctantly accepted Ji An to share the food together.

The gazelle was already dead, and Ji An drew a dagger, cut off a small piece of meat from his buttocks, and stored it in the turtle's armor bag.

Audience: "Damn, it's been a long time, it turns out that the anchor has a knife?"

"Why don't you use a knife if you have a knife?"

Ji An didn't want to explain, what he was going to do in the next period of time was destined to be criticized a lot, and it was too troublesome to explain one by one.

But the bamboo arrow Zhenyu jumped out: "What do you know? He let the gazelle go because there was no need to eat it, and one lion was enough to fill his stomach." Robbing with lions, probably to fight for the status of the group, so that it is convenient for the next cooperative hunting, I guess he will go to the grassland with the lion to catch prey in the future. As for why we don't use knives, I don't understand, because lions have claws and teeth, so why can't people use knives? ”

After the bamboo arrow Zhenyu explained, some people understood, some people still didn't understand, and some people understood and pretended not to understand, because only in this way can they continue to spray Ji'an.

However, it doesn't matter if you don't understand it, it is important to have two things, first, as a two-legged beast, it may be the first time in history that there is a real image record, and the bare-handed humans and lions cooperate to successfully capture prey in the Serengeti grassland.

Second, Ji Ante really snatched meat from under a lion's mouth!

Observer: "Seriously, the little brother should be the first person to successfully hunt with lions, right?"

"Mmmm, the little brother is just amazing, this matter is estimated to be in the news tomorrow. ”

"Anchor, can you stop filming? The lion was eating bloody, and I couldn't stand it. ”

"What are you afraid of, the anchor is still competing with lions for food. ”

Little Fist: "Whew! The wildest man in the world." ”

After Ji An cut a small piece of meat, he directly inserted the dagger into the butt of the gazelle to indicate possession, although the pepper was dissatisfied, but he was fierce Ji An, it ate and ate, and acquiesced to sharing the food together, Ji An's existence.

Seeing this, he felt that Pepper should have accepted him as a partner, Ji An pulled out the dagger and stepped aside, so that Pepper could eat with peace of mind.

Many of the panda fans and small fists in the live broadcast room are still blowing Ji An, the anti-cheap alliance: "This time it's just luck, it's a trick, if it weren't for the special terrain of the mudflats, there would be ghosts if they could be caught." ”

"See what you do next time!"

There are always different voices on the Internet, Ji An is not RMB, not to mention that he is the first brother in the live broadcast circle, as long as the anchor is a little more popular, who doesn't have a black fan? There is a sentence that pretends to be beep, called "Excellence is the biggest original sin." Who made Ji An too dazzling?

It's just that it's not a matter for the anti-cheap alliance to jump up and down like this, and now the time is not right, Ji An plans to wait for the big flowers and small flowers to come over from the base, dig a deep pit, and bury the anti-cheap alliance at one time.

And this time, Ji An also admitted that it was the ingenuity of the terrain, but the winner is always king in nature, as long as he catches the prey, even if he picks it up, it is considered a success. As for the future, the lion will not care about what to do in the future, only people will worry about tomorrow, and it is not Ji An who is short of food. Moreover, there has never been a fixed pattern of hunting, the bridge to the head of the bed is naturally straight, and there will always be a way to do it then, you know, Ji An has not used his hole cards today.

To borrow Lao Guo's words, happiness is also a day, and unhappiness is also a day, why not be happy to spend today, tomorrow, let tomorrow worry about yourself.

Hakuna matata~

After a while, seeing that the pepper had gnawed away the gazelle and began to lick his chest hair and soles, Ji An scooped up the lake water with a towel and helped it wipe away the blood stains on its face.

"When you're full, let's go back. Ji An put a beast rope on Pepper and brought it back to the car.

probably recognized Ji An's companion status, and after getting in the car, he touched his head and didn't start it, Pepper took the initiative to rub the lion's head over and arched it on him again and again.

In the back seat, Ji An hugged a lion's head on his chest, and smiled helplessly: "Oh, you are slimy, you are a lion, not a cat." ”

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