Chapter 39: Don't Bite Me
"Chen Guanxi!"
After singing the song, the audience under the stage shouted Chen Guanxi's name in unison, and even some rappers in the stands joined in, making a little fan brother.
Seeing this, Wu Liuyi couldn't help but worry about Shen Hanyang: "In this situation, Ah Yang is in danger......"
The hip-hop man on the side smiled and said, "It's okay, Shen's talent is obvious to all, even if he is eliminated in Jieli, he will shine in the future." ”
Wu Liuyi sighed when he heard this, and then said in a firm tone: "Ah Yang will definitely be famous in the future." ”
In the shouts of everyone, Chen Guanxi turned around in a dashing manner and walked back to the exclusive seat of the demon king.
At this time, the director stepped onto the stage again and said in a passionate voice: "Now only Shen Hanyang has not yet appeared on stage, and the two contestants before him have all regretted their failures, I don't know if he can create a miracle?
At the stage passage, Shen Hanyang sighed, and said in a disdainful voice: "The ending has been arranged, and I have created a fart miracle!"
Shen Hanyang took off his coat with an angry face, revealing a wide white T-shirt that could cover his knees, the front of the clothes was pasted with large and small square tapes, each piece of tape was written with a brush, and on the back of the clothes, there were two big words "beautiful" written on them, and then walked onto the stage with a dead fish eye.
Seeing Shen Hanyang's outfit appear on the stage, Ah Gou was slightly surprised: "Hey, why did you suddenly laugh in your dress today?"
Shen Hanyang glanced at the judges on the voting seat, hooked the corners of his mouth and said: "It's rare that so many media people are present today, in order to have the opportunity to cooperate with them in the future, I deliberately dressed up for them to see." ”
Ah Yue snorted in disgust, and then said with a smile: "It's actually to please the judges, you are really realistic!"
The media people on the judges' bench showed a lively smile, looked at Shen Hanyang, and found that this contestant was quite pleasing, but it was a pity that he offended someone who shouldn't be offended!
The corners of Wen Qian's mouth, who was sitting on the side, twitched fiercely.
Shen Hanyang's dress is the result of the discussion at the combat meeting, and the words on the front of the T-shirt are deliberately out of order, making people look inexplicable.
If you reorganize it, it will immediately become-[The person who collects Tianyu's black money, your mother blew up!]
And the "beautiful" on the back is the name of the person Liu Ye'er offended, which can be composed of the words in front - [Zhang Meili, curse you to buy instant noodles and never have a seasoning bag!
Looking at the judges on the voting seat who were either smiling at Shen Hanyang or showing regretful expressions, as the only person in the audience who knew about it, Wen Qian was about to hurt his heart.
He's mocking you, I can't hear it, are you idiots?
After holding it for a while, she couldn't help it, coughed, and asked Shen Han Yang, who asked knowingly: "Ah Yang, you only handed over the accompaniment before the show started, and I don't even know what the name of the song you want to sing is!"
Shen Hanyang silently praised her and said: "My song is called "Don't Bite Me", I hope everyone can like it!"
"Don't bite me?"
Ah Gou pretended to be dissatisfied and looked at Shen Hanyang, and said self-deprecatingly: "Hey, your song won't be used to diss me, right?"
Shen Hanyang was immediately stunned, and then remembered that his name was Ah Gou, and couldn't help but be happy: "Absolutely not, I promise it's a coincidence!"
Ah Gou pretended to stroke his chest, and said with a sigh of relief: "Oh, then I'm relieved, please start your performance." ”
Shen Hanyang nodded at the DJ teacher, and the accompanying music sounded instantly.
The sound of the piano came out, followed by a burst of dog barking, which immediately made the audience feel fresh and immediately arouse interest.
Then, Shen Hanyang's voice sounded in the accompaniment: "Rest, stand upright, stand up, stand up!" When he spoke, he was accompanied by the barking of a dog, as if he was training a dog.
At this time, Lao Luo's voice with a hint of mockery sounded: "Ah Yang, your dog is really obedient, you can stand up if you let it stand." ”
Shen Hanyang: "It's not obedient enough, I don't give it an order to crawl and walk, and I can't even stand up by myself." ”
Lao Luo: "After all, it's a dog, so you can't ask too much of it." ”
Listening to this conversation, the rappers present had their eyes lit up, and they all showed a lively expression, and they started to coax on the side.
Others can't hear it, but they are clear, and after only listening to these few sentences, they judged that this song was definitely written for diss people!
"Do you hear who he's dissing?"
"I don't know, no one present should have a beef with him, Wu Liuyi, do you know?"
"I don't know, let's hear it again. ”
Shen Hanyang smiled towards the judges' seat, and then never turned his face in other directions, and began to sing along with the music.
"How can you understand that the scenery of the south of the Yangtze River is good? Life is too sloppy, the rampant season will eventually be burned, stand up for a while, straighten your willow waist, don't continue to be bored, hide your lonely trap~"
Shen Hanyang's arrangement was very surprising, it was actually a hook as soon as he came up, and after listening to him sing, the rappers in the audience suddenly became agitated.
"Look at his eyes, he's diss judges, right?!"
"Is he crazy!"
"Haha, he's scolding the judges for being dogs!
"Shen Hanyang is too rigid, Niu X!"
At this time, Shen Hanyang on the stage was full of firepower, facing the 31 judges in front of him, and vented all the anger in his heart.
"Interests, and interests! Mom gave you eyes, but you compromised and were blinded by interests, and I felt chills when I saw your face!"
"I don't know if it can arouse your sporadic conscience, this century ushers in an embarrassing noise, I believe you are digging your own grave, and you still point to the maze?"
"If we stand up and count it as an atrocity, then reversing black and white and falsely reporting traffic is not an evil deed, too many evil deeds, and I can't count them!"
"I have no interest in your so-called job, you show your dog's tail for money, and you mess around on TV, you are an idiot when the people of the whole country are all idiots?"
"I, I, I take a deep breath, the dog barks here and is not quiet! In order to work for money, there is no place for you, the mask tears open the ugly face and heart and is spurned by the whole world!"
"I used to ask myself if it was necessary to fight back so stylishly, but some people make me sick when I think about it!"
Listening to Shen Hanyang's lyrics, the 31 people on the judges' bench finally reacted that Shen Hanyang was dissing them!
The lyrics pierce their hearts and poke at their pain points, but what can they do?
Shen Hanyang's talent is blind and visible, but he just can't vote for him.
As long as I vote for Shen Hanyang, I'm afraid I will be expelled in the afternoon!
They had already heard that Shen Hanyang was scolding himself for being a dog, scolding himself for collecting black money, and acting with a clear conscience.
It's just that, if there are other options, who has to be a good person and be a dog?
Looking at Shen Hanyang, who was about to burst into flames on the stage and wanted to burn them to the ground, they couldn't help but think of the children waiting to be fed at home, the old lady who lived in the hospital, and their girlfriend who was not yet engaged......
The 31 judges showed ashamed and resolute expressions, and slowly removed their hands from the voting button.