Chapter 378: The Princess Hugs
Bai Qingqing was wearing a lilac bandeau dress, with gray stockings on her slender legs, and she was like two people in her usual heroic police uniform, and even when she was scolding, she had a little more charming style.
Du Yun looked a little distracted, and there was an evil fire running around in his heart, and when he came back to his senses, he was immediately frightened by the fleeting thought just now. Bai Ming is his apprentice, so Bai Qingqing is his niece, and he actually started the idea of his niece, what kind of system is this.
It's been a busy morning.
Du Yun finally met the white-named daughter-in-law.
The woman wore a bright red veil and a golden crown on her head, and sat cross-legged on the bed. has good facial features, a tall figure, and Bai Ming is a talented and beautiful pair.
After Bai Ming scattered red envelopes all over the ground, he was about to carry the bride, but was stopped by Bai Qingqing.
"Wait, it's so easy to marry a bride, kneel down for me!"
Bai Ming's eyes glared: "Sister, we are a family, don't turn your elbow out." ”
"Less nonsense! The process of marrying is the same, if you are not happy, you will go back. Bai Qingqing regained his ruthless momentum.
Bai Zhi knelt down, raised his head and squinted at his sister and said, "If you have any bad ideas, just use them, your brother and your sister-in-law have a deep relationship, and there is no difficulty that can stop the power of our love." ”
"Cut!" Bai Qingqing rolled her eyes, then took out a piece of paper and said, "This is the guarantee letter I wrote for Miss Shen, you read it to everyone on the spot." ”
Bai Ming took the paper, and after a simple glance, he couldn't help but smile and said, "What should I do, just this thing, I'll just read it." ”
"First, the wife is the biggest in the family, and everything must be under the command of the wife. ”
"Article 2: The monthly salary shall be handed over in full, and no private money shall be hidden. ”
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"Eighth, go home as soon as possible after work, and spend weekends with your wife. ”
The dozen or so agreements on this piece of paper were all conceived by Bai Qingqing, which once brought the atmosphere of the kiss robbery scene to the freezing point.
After reading the white name, he turned back to Du Yun and said, "Master, you have heard it, my sister has this request, if you get married in the future, Master will try to satisfy my sister." ”
Bai Qingqingqiao's face instantly flushed, and she scolded: "What nonsense are you talking about, this is the agreement between you and Miss Shen, what does it have to do with me." ”
Du Yun smiled and didn't speak.
After reading the guarantee, Bai Qingqing was considered to have passed the test, seeing that Bai Ming was about to carry Miss Shen on his back and successfully robbed his relatives, those strong men who spent money to invite couldn't stand it.
"Bai Dashao, don't worry! How can it be so easy to marry a daughter-in-law, you still have to pass the pass of a few of us. ”
Bai Mingtu is a lively one, with a wave of his hand, he said proudly: "Even if you use any moves, even if I go up the knife mountain and go down to the sea of fire today, I will take my daughter-in-law away." ”
"Okay! Bai Dashao is worthy of being Bai Dashao, then you have come to me first, the Death Tongue Skill. ”
After saying that, the strong man took out three boxes of yogurt.
The yogurt is the kind of small square box of yogurt for a dollar, and most of the yogurt has been poured out, but there are still some stains around the box.
The strong man said: "The time limit is half a minute, lick the three boxes of yogurt, and if you fail, you have to send a red envelope." ”
"Get out of the way, it's time to show you my white tongue of death. ”
Bai Ming picked up the yogurt box and licked it, and the strong man immediately timed.
In less than ten seconds, the three yogurt boxes were licked clean.
Everyone applauded: "Bai Da Shao's tongue is good, Sister-in-law Shen will definitely be able to keep her loneliness in the future." ”
Bai Qingqing: "......"
What a dirty game this is.
However, this is just the beginning.
Another strong man stood up: "Bai Da Shao! I am testing my waist strength in this level, there is a small box here, which contains table tennis balls, you have to pass the top action within a minute, and push the table tennis balls out." ”
Bai Ming directly tied the transparent plastic box to his waist, and said cruelly: "This game is tailor-made for me, I don't have anything good in my body, just my waist." ”
There was a burst of laughter in the room.
Subsequently, the white name began to move.
There was a small hole in the box, just enough to get a ping pong ball out, Bai Ming first sprinted, but only three balls were shaken out, and soon his physical strength decreased, his speed slowed down significantly, and the amplitude of his body movement was also decreasing.
The crowd immediately erupted.
"Bai Dashao, I can't stop, my sister-in-law is watching. ”
Sure enough, the success of the tongue will inevitably lead to the degradation of the top skill. ”
"There is still half a minute left, come on, Bai Dashao. ”
Bai Ming stayed up late drinking all day long, and his body was playing.
When he lasted for forty seconds, he untied the box, tied it to Du Yun's waist, and said breathlessly, "Master, you have to help me." ”
There are only ten seconds left in this toss, and most of the table tennis balls in the box are left.
The strong men counted down together.
Du Yun smiled helplessly, his waist suddenly exerted force, and the ping-pong ball in the box was launched like a machine gun bullet.
it!
The crowd was stunned.
Du Yun quickly appeared in the phantom.
When everyone counted to five seconds, Du Yun stopped, and at this time there were still two ping pong balls in the box, and he said with a smile: "These two have to stay, otherwise Bai Dashao will have no eggs." ”
Ha ha!
The men laughed.
And the women in the house were peeking at Du Yun, completely shocked by the speed he had just erupted, and even a thought involuntarily popped up in their minds, could they withstand Du Yun's rainstorm-like dense artillery fire?
Bai Qingqing also thought about it, and when she came back to her senses, she was frightened by her own thoughts, and her face was full of shame.
Beat two levels in a row.
At this time, Bai Ming secretly gave the strong men a look, and several people immediately understood.
"After the game just now, our groom is already tired, how about letting him go for the time being, and let our best man and bridesmaids play a game?" said a strong man.
"Groomsmen and bridesmaids!" the crowd immediately chimed in.
"What are you fooling about, you want to play by yourself. Bai Qingqing immediately turned cold.
Bai Ming smiled: "Sister, today is my brother's big day, you can enjoy your face." ”
"That's it, getting married is going to be lively, who made you a bridesmaid, I want to perform a game, but everyone doesn't want to watch me perform." ”
"Groomsmen and bridesmaids!"
Under the urging of everyone, Bai Qingqing could only bite the bullet.
The game was set up in advance, and Bai Ming deliberately took this opportunity to promote the relationship between the master and his sister, if these two people can really walk together, then the master will have to call him uncle in the future.
"What is this?" Seeing someone come out with an apple and tie a rope to the apple target, Bai Qingqing had a bad premonition.
The strong man holding the apple smiled: "The game is very simple, I hold the rope, the best man and bridesmaid can only use their mouths and not their hands, as long as they each bite on the apple, the challenge is successful." ”
Bai Qingqing breathed a sigh of relief.
Listening to the rules of the game, it doesn't seem to be anything.
"Alright, let's get started, don't get down to business. Bai Qingqing pretended to be free and easy.
A wicked smile flashed in the strong man's eyes, and then he lowered the apple into the air.
Du Yun and Bai Qingqing each stood on one side, less than half a meter apart, leaning forward and leaning their mouths together to bite the apple.
The game is a lot harder than they thought.
Because the apple hung down in the air with a rope tied to one end, it couldn't be fixed at all, and before the mouth could touch it, the apple went astray.
After several attempts were unsuccessful, Bai Qingqing was tired and sweating, and his heart was even more anxious.
At this time, Du Yun found out the key to the success of the game: "White team, we must exert force at the same time, first fix the apple, and then bite the ...... together"
"Well, when my finger becomes one, we put our mouths together on the apple, and when my finger becomes three again, we bite the apple together. ”
Bai Qingqing thought for a moment, this method was indeed feasible, so he nodded to Du Yun.
This time, the two of them were no longer biting without a clue, and when Du Yun's fingers slowly decreased from three to one, the two of them talked back at the same time and clamped the apple.
After a short rest, Du Yun's fingers increased from one to three, and according to the agreement, the two opened their mouths at the same time to bite down, but they didn't expect the apple to be pulled away by the strong man, so the two met head-on and had an affectionate kiss.
The moment the mouth touches.
Bai Qingqing felt an electric shock in his body, his brain buzzed, and he paused for a few seconds before pushing Du Yun away.
"Stinky rascal!" Bai Qingqing was embarrassed, and quickly wiped his mouth with the back of his hand.
Du Yun licked his lips very wrongedly, the taste was a little sweet, and then said seriously: "I don't blame me, it was that guy who took the apple away, he must have thought about it in advance." ”
The strong man's acting skills were bursting, and he said with a wicked smile: "Master Du, don't pretend, this game is not what you came up with." ”
"The surname is Du! You are really inferior to a beast. Bai Qingqing was furious.
Du Yun glanced at the white name who was smiling, and understood everything, for the sake of today being this kid's big day, I won't bother with him.
In fact, Bai Ming also prepared a lot of programs for Du Yun and Bai Qingqing, but after suffering a loss, Bai Qingqing said that he would not play games anymore.
In the end, when it came to finding shoes, the strong men swore that they couldn't find it at all, so they simply gave red envelopes. As a result, Du Yun asked the ghosts floating in the room, and then easily found two red shoes, which made the strong men stunned on the spot.
"it!"
This is the common voice of several people.
After working for most of the day, Bai Ming finally went downstairs with his daughter-in-law on his back.
Du Yun and Bai Qingqing followed behind, and as soon as they came to the staircase, several strong men blocking the door began to coax.
"How can the bridesmaids go down and carry them quickly. ”
"It's okay to hold the princess, it's okay to carry it on your shoulders, in short, the bride and bridesmaids can't touch the ground. ”
Bai Qingqing's face darkened, and he said in his heart that this must have been confessed by Du Yun again.
She secretly pinched Du Yun's waist and scolded, "Are you still shameless?"
Since there was a misunderstanding and he was attacked by the other party, Du Yun also lost his temper, and directly hugged Princess Bai Qingqing, and deliberately said cheaply: "It's a fool not to take advantage of it." ”
"You wait for the surname Du, I want you to look good when the wedding is over. Bai Qingqing was angry, but he was afraid of his brother's wedding, and in the end, he didn't break out on the spot.