743. The fastest slap in the face in history

Bao Lingling is a senior netizen who likes to read gossip on the Internet in addition to work.

She basically paid attention to the public accounts of those entertainment media on the Internet, and even divided these media into levels, such as those who can always have exclusive reports are divided into the first category, and those who can report entertainment gossip for the first time are divided into the second category by her, as for those who can only reprint other news most of the time, and those who can't grab the heat after eating X are divided into the third category.

Every day on the Internet, Bao Lingling always looks at the first category, and then flips through the second category after reading the first category, and as for the third category, she only occasionally takes a look.

But after opening the blog today, she didn't wait to flip through the first type of public accounts, and saw that a not very familiar media account suddenly appeared at the top of the first line of her blog.

You must know that this function is very valuable, and the more people see it, the more money it will spend, I really don't know what news this media has dug up, and it can afford to spend so much.

Thinking of this, Bao Lingling finally put her curiosity on the news content of this push, but as soon as she finished reading the title, her surprised expression was immediately written on her face.

"Surprise! Shu Chang is suspected of being 'pregnant', and a private doctor will come to the door during the Spring Festival. ”

A super hot title detonated Bao Lingling's eyeballs at once, making her stare at this title with wide eyes for at least ten seconds before coming back to her senses.

The headline is followed by a nine-square grid news map that is most commonly used by a media account.

Among them, the most eye-catching is naturally the car in the photo, Bao Lingling can see that the reporter who took the photo has good photography skills, the composition and focal length are in place, and the car is taken clearly, and the LOGO and the name of the unit are also very clear.

Coupled with the ironclad evidence that stopped at the door of Nie Wei's courtyard, it can be said that these photos have confirmed most of this title.

Especially with a few photos of Shu Chang wearing loose clothes, it adds several points to the credibility of Shu Chang's 'pregnancy'.

At least after reading the news, Bao Lingling also felt that 60% of Shu Chang might be really 'pregnant'.

After reading the nine pictures, Bao Lingling finally devoted her attention to the news report, I have to say that Liu Zhihui's news is really demagogic, he did not emphasize Shu Chang's 'pregnancy' in the article, but through various distances, let the reader's mind automatically move closer to Shu Chang's 'pregnancy'.

For example, the medical car came to Nie Wei's door, but no one was carried out after entering, obviously, it was not that there were emergency patients at home.

And the device these people were carrying, which resembled a portable inspection device.

There is also a situation where Shu Chang has almost no work in the past year, and it seems that she is preparing for 'preparing for pregnancy', and in recent months, when she took photos of Shu Chang, she didn't even wear high heels, and her clothes seemed to be loose.

These conditions are listed one by one, and after a reader has spent it, he will think that Shu Chang is indeed 'pregnant'.

It's like Bao Lingling, who just saw the photo, originally only believed 60 percent, but after reading the content of the report, she already believed 90 percent in her heart.

The remaining 10 percent is estimated to be when the dust settles.

"No, my male god is going to be a father so soon, but I don't have a boyfriend yet. Bao Lingling cried with a sad face, she is a fan of Nie Wei, although she is not particularly fanatical, but she is also very loyal, at least she will contribute a membership fee to Nie Wei's fan club every year, and she actively participates in any activities.

Now that she suddenly knows that her male god is going to have a baby, it is really a blow to her.

But before she could squeeze out a few tears of sadness, the news report that was originally at the top of the page suddenly changed again, and then a fairly familiar blog account replaced the original media > that broke Shu Chang's pregnancy"My wife has a fever and is distressed. ”

"Huh... Huh!?"

Bao Lingling looked at Nie Wei's latest updated blog, her sad expression had not faded, but a new surprised expression had already appeared on her face, and the two complemented each other, not to mention how funny.

However, she couldn't care about the distortion of her expression for a long time, and gradually, the corners of her mouth began to curl, and the arc became larger and larger, and finally she grinned to the root of her ears, ignoring the colleagues around her, and laughed to herself.

Because it's so funny.

A second ago, the media swore that Shu Chang was basically 'pregnant', and listed so many reasons and so many photos, but as a result, it was less than a minute, and he was slapped in the face by Nie Wei's new blog.

And Nie Wei's slap in the face is also simple and simple, a total of seven words are used, and there are only three pictures with the picture, a photo of Shu Chang lying on the bed sickly, a photo of a thermometer, and a selfie of Nie Wei sitting on the edge of the bed and amusing himself.

Ignoring the last photo showing affection, the first two are enough to prove that the previous news report of the media is completely malicious speculation, in fact, there is no real evidence at all, and I almost believe it, these reporters are really insidious and cunning, and the news they write is full of traps, and they will step into it if they are not careful.

Knowing the truth of the matter, Bao Lingling was amused and a little angry, and felt that she didn't go to that media to step on it, mocked it twice, and was sorry for it to lie to herself like this.

Thinking of doing it, Bao Lingling is a girl with a lot of action, she opened the comment column of that media immediately, and wrote a very sarcastic comment after a while, and then pressed the send button heavily, as if this heavy blow was as enjoyable as hitting the bridge of the nose of the unscrupulous editor.

In fact, at this moment, many people are doing the same thing as Bao Lingling.

It's no wonder that Liu Zhihui chose a opponent who is not a heavyweight, although he persuaded the newspaper to spend money to buy headlines, but after all, the blog was opened by Nie Wei, even after several rounds of financing, the board of directors of the blog gradually became complicated, but Nie Wei still has supreme power in this company, just a phone call, his blog can let all the tens of millions of netizens who have followed him see his explanation.

At the same time, related hot topics soon appeared on the hot search list.

It can be said that this hot news that Liu Zhihui and the newspaper behind him were looking forward to was slapped in the face less than a minute after it was released.

What followed was the ridicule of countless netizens.

Liu Zhihui's media official account, for the first time, has a blog message with more than 10,000 comments, but it is not what they want, what they want is the amazement of netizens and the admiration of their reporters, but now, it is all mockery of Liu Zhihui and the newspaper behind it.

Especially for newspapers, after all, Liu Zhihui writes news hidden behind the computer, and he also uses his own pen name when reporting, and everyone ridicules his vest, but the newspaper behind it cannot have a vest, so most of the firepower of netizens is concentrated on the newspaper.

"Don't call it an entertainment newspaper, change it to a funny newspaper, your news really amused me. ”

"The slap in the face came too quickly, isn't it swollen?"

"What kind of entertainment newspaper is really a joke in the industry, and I deliberately spent money on headlines to make the majority of netizens laugh, I really did my best. ”

"Don't say much, take off the whole life. ”

"You still call yourself a reporter, don't insult the name of a reporter, have you reported it according to the truth? Saying that the paparazzi are all praising you, and what kind of newspaper is this, even reporting unconfirmed news, and buying headlines, it's really shameful. ”

The taunts were like sharp arrows, shooting at the hearts of Liu Zhihui and the big bear beside him again and again, and the two looked at each other, and they both found an emotion called fear in each other's eyes.

And the more scared you are, the more terrifying things happen, such as Liu Zhihui's mobile phone on the desktop ringing again, and when it is even more terrifying, it is their editor-in-chief who calls.

Liu Zhihui swallowed his saliva, picked up the mobile phone with a trembling hand, plucked up his courage several times, and thought of a lot of words before finally pressing the answer button.

But before he could explain anything, the mouth of the editor-in-chief on the other end of the phone seemed to be turned into a machine gun, blocking all Liu Zhihui's words and punching him all over his body.

Who gave you the courage to dare to publish such news, do you know how much credibility your news has caused to the newspaper, and now the newspaper has become a laughing stock in the whole industry, and this is all because of you, tell you, you are waiting to accept the punishment from above. ”

With a snap, the phone was hung up, leaving Liu Zhihui, who was dumbfounded, holding his mobile phone and listening to the busy sound on the phone.

"What's wrong?Lao Liu, are you okay?" The big bear on the side looked at Liu Zhihui stunned, and asked worriedly, of course, the two of them are grasshoppers tied to a rope after all, and they are worried that Liu Zhihui is also worried about himself.

Liu Zhihui didn't divorce Daxiong's inquiry, he just wanted to cry now, what is the reason for who gave me the courage to send such news, isn't this courage given to me by your editor-in-chief, you even called me five minutes ago to praise me, and said that I am the elite of the newspaper, and the newspaper needs a capable reporter like me, but how come five minutes later, I will become a shame for the newspaper.

Even if you turn your face and don't recognize people, it won't be so fast, Liu Zhihui knows very well that the editor-in-chief scolds himself like this, obviously he wants to throw the black pot to himself, and all kinds of grievances come to his heart for a while, plus the bonuses and promotions and salary increases that he has just been looking forward to for a long time will definitely be in vain, and he may not even get overtime pay.

The netizens outside listened to Liu Zhihui's howling inside, and they all looked sideways, the sound of snapping just now was eye-catching enough, and now what's the matter? Is the companion too rough?

After Nie Wei posted the news here and notified the technical department of Fanxing Blog, he put this matter down, and naturally someone would help him deal with the beginning and end, after all, Fanxing Blog has raised so many big Vs and does not eat rice.

This matter is basically a turning page here in Nie Wei, Shu Chang is also a little sleepy because he took injections and medicines, and he fell asleep with a drip, Nie Wei saw that Shu Chang slept very soundly and was also a little sleepy, but he knew that he couldn't sleep, in case he overslept and didn't pull out the drip in time to return to blood, and it was his wife who was injured at that time, and Nie Wei also blamed himself and felt distressed.

Nie Wei simply made himself a pot of good tea, and then found a book at random, while reading the book, he drank tea to refresh himself, and from time to time he looked at how much liquid medicine was left in the Shuchang hanging bottle.

When Shu Chang woke up, he saw Nie Wei sitting in front of the window, leaning back on a chair, holding a book in his hand, and a cup of steaming tea on the table.

Shu Chang was reluctant to blink his eyes like this, looking at Nie Wei like a nymphomaniac, until Nie Wei habitually turned his head to check the remaining medicinal liquid, only to find that his wife had woken up.

"When did you wake up. Nie Wei put down the book in his hand, walked to Shu Chang's side, and watched the girl's gaze move closely with him, Nie Wei smiled and waved his hand in front of her eyes.

Shu Chang came back to his senses, smiled at Nie Wei, and replied, "I just woke up, I don't feel that my head hurts so much, but my body has no strength and is a little cold." ”

"Normal, you are taking medicine at night, and when you wake up tomorrow, your illness will be cured. Nie Wei helped Shu Chang brush away some messy hair, and said with concern, after comforting Shu Chang, Nie Wei also asked Shu Chang if there was anything he wanted to eat.

As Nie Wei said, the next morning, in addition to being weaker, Shu Chang had no symptoms of fever at all, and when his body was better, Shu Chang wanted to go home with Nie Wei, but she was left by Su Qing, because she was afraid that Shu Chang's illness would just go out, and in case of fever caused by cold again, it would not be good.

Moreover, Shu Chang was in the courtyard, and Su Qing could still take care of it, but if she went home with Nie Wei, she didn't think that her son could take care of her more carefully than herself.

In this way, Shu Chang lived in the courtyard for a week, during which he was raised by Su Qing's daily supplements, Shu Chang didn't want to eat, but this was the kindness of his mother-in-law, and he really couldn't refuse.

And was comforted by these supplements and big fish and meat for a week, when he looked in the mirror, he found that his whole face seemed to be rounded, and he found a scale, and sure enough, he gained two kilograms, Nie Wei was also stunned again, jokingly saying that even if his mother does not do the restoration of cultural relics in the future, she can also change to pig farming, and maybe she can also get the title of female champion of pig raising.

Of course, Nie Wei, who said this, was cleaned up by the two ladies in the family.

On the eighth day of the new year, Nie Wei finally took Shu Chang, who was determined to lose weight, home, and after sending Shu Chang home, Nie Wei rushed to the company non-stop, because today is finally the day when the cast and crew of "League of Assassins" meet each other, and the new movie is about to be put on the journey.