Chapter 240, I feel so retarded!
Misstep, blunder!
I should have continued to sleep in!
Although Yu Zhile slept until he woke up naturally, he still didn't want to leave the comfortable big bed!
He suddenly said, "Wife, I seem to have a strange disease that will die when I leave the bed, so can you bear to watch your husband die after getting out of bed?"
Qin Haiyu thought for a while and said, "Then I don't want you to cook breakfast! With such a rare condition, it's really a bit of a waste to cook breakfast!"
Yu Zhile agreed: "Wife, it's right that you can think so! Now you only have the last six conditions left, you can't just waste it on such trivial things! Otherwise, I feel sorry for you!"
Qin Haiyu suddenly showed a playful smile: "Mmmm, so I've decided now! This fifth condition will be changed to be the same as last night!"
After speaking, she kissed her husband's face and said mischievously: "Husband, I'm ready, you can start!"
Yu Zhile: "......"
It's a ghost!
I now seriously suspect that you want to murder your own husband!
Yu Zhile suddenly got up and said, "Wife, I think it's more meaningful to cook a loving breakfast!
Qin Haiyu smiled happily!
She watched her husband get out of bed in a hurry, not even wearing clothes, and just escaped from the room with a cigarette, and giggled: "It's not delicious!"
……
Half an hour later.
Yu Zhile cooked a love breakfast, a heart-shaped bread omelette, accompanied by millet porridge and two cups of hot milk, this is the love breakfast that Yu Zhile tried his best to cook.
Qin Haiyu got up when she smelled the fragrance, she went to the kitchen to take a look, and she didn't bother to complain that her husband was just hanging an apron and didn't wear a single piece of clothing on his body, and said in a loud voice: "That's good!
Yu Zhile said beautifully: "Of course, don't look at who your husband is! How can this loving breakfast capture the heart of his wife without love?"
"Yes, yes, yes!" Qin Haiyu patted her husband's buttocks, turned around and walked to brush her teeth and wash her face, and reminded: "Cook breakfast and get dressed quickly!
Yu Zhile feels that this possibility is almost zero!
Because I explained to my parents the day before yesterday, let them take care of the baby and Erbao for the next two days, and then they lived a two-person world for two days!
Therefore, how could my parents suddenly come over at this time?
However, Yu Zhile felt that what his wife said was still very reasonable! Moreover, when he was not wearing clothes, the feeling of being cold was indeed a little uncomfortable.
If he hadn't slipped away too fast as a deserter and didn't have time to get dressed, he wouldn't have cooked naked like this.
After cooking a loving breakfast, Yu Zhile set the plate, then walked to the bathroom, brushed his teeth and washed his face with his wife, just looking at himself in the mirror without clothes, he also felt a little embarrassed.
Especially his wife deliberately teased herself, and it seems that she wants to provoke a war again!
Fortunately, I was able to calm down, so I was able to make peace for a while!
After brushing his teeth and washing his face, Yu Zhile went to put on his clothes, Qin Haiyu suddenly looked like a baby, and said, "Husband, can you feed me?"
Yu Zhile complained: "It's such a big person, and I still have to feed you breakfast, are you ashamed?"
Qin Haiyu suddenly said, "I want to think about it, should I say this sixth condition now?"
Yu Zhile: "......"
Wife, don't go too far!
Your husband really doesn't have a drop left now!
Let me delay for two days!
He immediately fed his wife breakfast as if he was courteous, patted his ass and said: "Wife, I like the way you want to be fed like a baby! It's so cute, I can't stand it, come, let me kiss one!"
Qin Haiyu obeyed her husband's shameless appearance, but she enjoyed this atmosphere very much, and it felt the same as when she was in love just now!
I miss it!
I haven't felt this way since I gave birth to a baby!
Now these two people are not too comfortable in the world, too satisfied! She was still worried about her daughter and son yesterday, and today she suddenly doesn't want them!
"Husband, open your mouth!"
She grinned, and then her husband fed herself a bite, and she fed her husband a bite, which made Yu Zhile want to complain a little.
Wife, don't you think it's boring?
Isn't it more convenient to eat your own by yourself?
I feel so retarded!
Really!
One pregnancy is stupid for three years!
The second pregnancy is stupid for six years!
No wonder my wife came up with the idea of feeding each other breakfast with such a retarded mind!
Ten minutes later.
This slow and loving breakfast is over, and Yu Zhile has to exercise in the morning again!
After all, he is willing to gamble and lose, and he agreed to 50 sit-ups a day and 50 push-ups a day, so he will complete this requirement every morning, and his wife is also exercising on the yoga mat.
Unconsciously, nine o'clock had passed, and Yu Zhile was suddenly curious about how many ratings the premiere of "Sound Immersion" could have last night?
Therefore, he took his mobile phone and sent a message to Yang Bing to inquire.
Yang Bing also just learned the ratings, and replied excitedly: "The premiere rating is 1.89%!"
Although it didn't break 2, this premiere result is very awesome!
This rating is the highest-rated variety show this year, except for "The Masked Singer"!
And this premiere result is even better than the premiere of the third season of "The Masked Singer", which has just ended!
If nothing else, the ratings will definitely break 2 in the future! This kind of result has exceeded Yang Bing's expectations, and it has also met the goal he set at the beginning!
Yu Zhile replied: "Not bad! Although it didn't break 2, it was much higher than the goal you set at the beginning!"
Yang Bing said excitedly: "Hehe, after the show was broadcast last night, the online evaluation and ratings are very good, and I feel that the ratings of the next episode should be able to break 2!
Yu Zhile said again: "Don't feel it! You directly said that the ratings of the next episode will definitely break 2, and it will definitely become the highest-rated variety show this year, and no one will laugh at you!"
"Hahahaha! yes, I forgot again!"
Yang Bing once again doubled his confidence and said seriously: "Wait and see! The ratings of the next episode of the program will definitely break 2! I believe that "Sound Immersion" will definitely become the highest-rated program this year!"
“666!”
Yu Zhile gave a thumbs up, and sure enough, once this person has confidence, he will indeed become awesome!
He also worked hard and continued to create after exercising!
When "Cat and Mouse" is broadcast, he firmly believes that the ratings will definitely be so awesome, even better than the ratings of the variety show "Sound Immersion"!