Chapter 131: "The Grandmaster" starts filming
Liu Mang didn't pay attention to him at all this time.
He has a friend who writes about the Internet, and it is the same thing.
Every time I chatted, the friend said that he had written a collapse, and no one would read it.
Ask about the data, okay!
It's set at tens of thousands!
Is this owe a beating?
It's too bad!
So Liu Mang didn't bother to pay attention to him, and he was full of relish.
When they got closer, they saw Wu Kai frowning, and a group of martial arts masters looked at each other coldly, and the atmosphere was also-for-tat.
Fang Bei raised his eyebrows, and pulled Wu Kai aside with Liu Mang: "What's the matter?"
The atmosphere is so stiff before filming starts, so if there is a conflict between the shooting, the gang can't even stop it.
"Alas, don't we have to worship first when we make a movie. Wu Kai was also speechless, "They all have different opinions on what to worship." ”
Each family has a grandfather, this one wants to worship the ancestor of Wing Chun, that family wants to worship the ancestor of Bajiquan, and the other family wants to worship the ancestor of Baguazhang.
Fortunately, Wudang Shaolin didn't add to the chaos, and the two families just worshiped the world for the time being.
"Tsk, what did I think? Liu Mang said disdainfully: "Thin monkey, it seems that you still don't understand our Fang Mu's rules, we have two objects here that must be worshipped, you can just pick one and worship together." Our first two movies are to worship them, and after you worship, you will guarantee that the movie will take off!"
Wu Kai was stunned: "There is still such a thing?"
"Huh. Liu Mang smiled coldly and waved his hand: "Please draw a portrait!"
"Come on!"
Nie Fang, who was watching the play next to him, flipped out two paintings from unknown corners and hung them, and then lit three cigarettes in front of him.
Wu Kai fixed his eyes and saw that one of the male figures was wearing a robe and hanging a cross, and he was holding a whisk in his hand.
Another portrait of a woman is not far behind, also a hodgepodge of mixed together.
"It's ......"
"This is the old king, and that is the right goddess. Anyway, if you pick one to worship, it's definitely no problem. ”
Fang Bei worshipped one of the first two movies separately, so I worshiped both, wouldn't it be double the happiness?
Wu Kai had an idea: "Shall I bow to both?"
"Of course no problem!"
So Wu Kai intervened among the martial arts masters and said that this was just a routine, and there was no need to dwell on this.
It's better for everyone to worship Lao Wang and the correct goddess according to the tradition of the crew.
Everyone didn't take the portrait of the ancestor with them, and it just so happened that they didn't have any other ideas, so they just followed.
Fang Bei, who was standing on the side, asked in a low voice: "Fatty, are you so kind to let him worship both?"
Although in fact, it is useless at all.
Liu Mang smiled: "Old Fang, you don't understand." In fact, it doesn't matter who you worship, the important thing is the cigarette, you know. ”
Fang Bei, the author of the two portraits, looked at him and raised his eyebrows.
The three cigarettes enshrined this time ...... It's a five-dollar pack of Hongqi canals.
But isn't this smoke gone?
Don't......
He looked at Liu Mang.
Liu Mang smiled: "This is a fake cigarette I specially bought." ”
Farewell: "......"
............
Anyway, the movie finally begins.
The first act is a martial arts scene.
Fang Bei still has the title of chief director, and Liu Mang is purely here to see the excitement.
But after watching it for a long time, Liu Mang noticed that something was wrong.
"Lao Fang, why didn't you have an NG once?"
You must know that these people are all laymen who are filming for the first time.
This shows that Wu Kai has a good vision. "Don't think it's nothing.
Ip Man comes to play Ip Man, what's the problem?
"It's not. Liu Mang waved his hand, "I mean did you see it clearly?"
Fang Bei shook his head: "I didn't see it clearly." ”
Coincidentally, the first scene was filmed quickly.
The leading actor Ip Man wiped the non-existent sweat on his forehead and asked, "Director Wu, how is it?"
The fight just now didn't even count as a warm-up for him.
However, he had a very good time, after all, the tricks were all elite disciples of various sects.
He hadn't had such a good time since he came down the mountain.
He began to fall in love with making martial arts movies.
But Wu Kai's performance was very strange.
He was silent for a long time, and then slowly spoke: "I'm sorry, I don't know. ”
"Huh?"
“...... I'm sorry, I didn't even see you guys clearly......"
What is it that makes this group of people funny?
Ping Pong is playing around, and I can't see my hair clearly! So how do you know if there is a problem?
I'm looking at the afterimage!
Wu Kai looked back at Nie Fang.
Nie Fang spread his hands and shrugged.
The high-speed camera didn't shoot it either, which made this group of guys walk around, and they didn't know anything about the lens at all.
The high-speed camera of the family wanted to shoot a local close-up, but this group of guys was beating around, and they didn't shoot any fart.
Wu Kai smiled awkwardly: "A few people, can you please perform it again?" ”
In fact, he didn't have such a good temper when he was filming.
But the ping-pong just now was all a real fight! People who were kicked flew out a meter or two away!
And it was his own idea to find a group of layman martial arts masters to play after all, and he couldn't say anything.
Ye Man did not doubt him: "Of course there is no problem, I also played quite well just now." ”
"This time, we're going to follow the camera, and I'll tell you about the play. Wu Kai clapped his hands and beckoned the big guy to come over, "By the way, we can play a little slower this time, don't really fight, it's not good to get hurt." ”
A group performance disciple smiled: "It's okay director, Senior Brother Ye didn't use his internal strength, it didn't hurt when we practiced wrestling." ”
In the distance, Liu Mang asked: "Old Fang, is there really such a thing as internal strength and internal force in this world?"
"Amitabha, of course there is. The one who answered the phone was Master Yongyan who came over, and he was also followed by Wudang Chong Xuandao.
The two of them are still very early, but they are very interested in filming, so they are also watching from the sidelines.
Of course, Fang Bei didn't know whether they were interested in filming or the brawls between those sects.
But he didn't believe his words: "Master, if the monks don't speak, there is really internal strength in this world? ”
"Amitabha, hearing is false, seeing is believing, and the donor will know it when he tries it. Master Yongyan clasped his palms together, "I wonder who of the two will try it?"
Fang Bei was not interested, but Liu Mang was very interested: "Master, I'm coming! How do you try?"
"Liu Shizhu can stand still, and Lao Wei will pass a trace of internal strength to the donor's body, and then the donor will be lucky with his legs and feet, and then attack the ground hard. After the master finished speaking, he raised his luck and slapped his palm on Liu Mang's shoulder.
After that, he lifted his breath and said slowly: "The donor will know when you try it." ”
Liu Mang nodded and stomped on the ground hard!
A shoe print a few inches deep appeared on the yellow earth!
"It's really exquisite!" Liu Mang's eyes lit up, "I felt an internal force gushing from the soles of my feet to my calves, and then to my knees, hmm...... It's up to the thighs now!"
"Amitabha, congratulations to the donor, remove the leaves of the obscuration, and then know the truth of the world. The old man did not disturb the donor's perception and took his leave. After that, the great monk left with the Taoist chief who pursed his lips and smiled, and then went to watch the filming.
Liu Mang looked back at Fang Bei excitedly: "Old Fang! There is really internal strength in this world! You can try it too!"
Fang Bei stared at the dead fish's eyes, and slapped him on the back casually: "I also gave you internal strength, you try to change your legs." ”
Liu Mang is as good as a stream.
Sure enough, under his full force, there was an inch-deep shoe print on the ground!
He looked up and exclaimed, "Old Fang, could it be that you are still the descendant of some hidden sect?!"
"It's a fart, you've been fooled. ”
"No, what does it feel like my leg is tingling?"
"Nonsense, whoever stomps on it is numb. ”
"What about the pit of the earth......
"You weigh more than 200 pounds and stomp your feet hard, it's no wonder that there are no shoe prints on the land. The shoe prints are a little deeper, but it's just because you're pushing hard. ”
"......" Liu Mang scratched his fat face, "So I've been deceived?"
Fang Bei nodded: "I finally know why some college students or high-end people are also deceived by little tricks, fat man, you really taught me a vivid lesson." ”
If someone on our side hadn't seen the sketch in my previous life, I would have almost been deceived!
After all, this kind of thing can happen through the world, and the hell knows if there is any such mess in this world.
However, after today's proof, it seems that there is no supernatural ability in this world.
But Liu Mang will be deceived because he wants to believe that there is really such a thing in the world.
That...... Is it possible to "carry" the works of great gods such as Jin Gu, Huang Liangwen, etc.?
Can someone on our side also mix the name of "martial arts master"?
But the problem comes again, I can't remember the original books of those books, how can this be good?
Alas...... The life of a traverser is really difficult.
............
After a day of shooting, Wu Kai took the initiative to invite Fang Bei, Liu Mang, Nie Fang and others to have a meal together.
Because filming will continue tomorrow, several people will also do unprofessional things like drinking.
In fact, there was no such meal tonight, but Wu Kai did have something to ask for.
"I'll call you an old man. Wu Kai took a big sip of soda, and then sighed: "Old Fang, what do you say I should do?"
Today's shooting was really tough.
I didn't even shoot anything in the end.
How to say it, Ip Man is okay, the acting skills of other martial arts masters are really indescribable.
To put it mildly, they're all talented players.
To put it bluntly, those people don't know how to act at all.
They didn't care about the lights, the cameras, or anything.
Either they can't let go of the camera, and they always stiffly glance at the camera with their peripheral vision.
Either after letting go, he will completely let himself go, and the fight is loud, but he has no sense of the camera at all, and even often hits outside the camera.
And once the fight really starts, the action is really visible to the naked eye, and the photographer can't react at all.
The most excessive thing is not here, the most excessive thing is that their actions are very different every time they fight!
How is this filmed?
Liu Mang pouted: "I'll just say it's unreliable, don't keep learning from him if you don't have the ability of the old man." Lao Fang asked an amateur to act, that is, he can guide other people's acting skills! As the saying goes, Maxima often exists, but Bole does not often have. Are you a Bole who can turn stones into gold, you just mess around. ”
"Isn't that what I'm asking for? Wu Kai smiled, "Lao Fang, for the sake of the company, how about you guide their acting skills?"
He heard Liu Mang say that Fang Bei's two movies have instructed others in acting, and after his guidance, the acting skills of the actors in those two plays have improved by leaps and bounds.
Even Chen Yongren of "The Shadow of Light" directly won the Venice actor!
Fang Bei also scratched his head a little.
He directs acting?
He directs the acting skills of a fart!
For Chen Yongren, Kira Jiying, and Yan Shuangying, he only has one sentence, "Just act according to your own appearance."
Now let him point, how will he point?
But that can't be said.
"Brother Kai, this is your film, it's inconvenient for me to interfere. ”
Wu Kai was helpless: "But I really don't have a trick, you have to pull your brother Lao Fang, my film is a re-attempt at commercial films, I don't want to hit the street anymore." And this is not good-looking, our company's face is not good. ”
Fang Bei sighed: "The day after tomorrow, I'll think of a way for you the day after tomorrow, and I'll rest for a day tomorrow." ”
Alas, it seems that I, "Yusuke Omurata" and "Ken Obata II", are going to reappear again.
That's right, his solution is to find Ip Man's group of people tomorrow morning to demonstrate their moves and routines, and then use one day and one night to burst out the storyboard of "The Grandmaster"!