Extra: Male and Female Thieves (2)
Operation Thief in the middle of the night, which began after the cat's meow.
The barking of dogs in the yard woke up the owner, and after a few minutes, the lights turned on, and the owner slowly walked out of the villa, and at the same time, Zhu Xiaoliang had already sneaked into the villa.
Lin Bao was a little annoyed when he heard the dogs barking, these big dogs were very fierce, but the psychological quality of the two cats was surprisingly good, so they lay on the wall and didn't delay their work at all......
He remembered his first year in the Colosseum, where he had not yet completely overcome the shadow of killing his opponent, and each time he could not sleep, and in the winter of that year, he met the first strong enemy of his iron cage career, and that man's nickname happened to be Vicious Dog.
At that time, Lin Bao was still young, and his claw skills had not been honed to the horror he is today, and he was a fledgling unpopular kung fu, against a veteran of the Colosseum, if he lost, it might be one of the stepping stones for the vicious dog to become famous, a nobody, but Lin Bao won in the end, and when he was not favored, he became famous in a fight.
"Hey, what are you thinking? ”
"Oh, you're done stealing?"
"Look where the owner is. ”
Lin Bao glanced at the yard, where the owner was comforting his dog, and also found two kittens on the wall, thinking that it was the cat that aroused the dog's vigilance.
"I guess there's still a minute or two left, what's wrong with you, there's a problem?"
Zhu Xiaoliang sighed, "I miscalculated." ”
"What's wrong. ”
"This antique...... I can't move. ”
"Uh? ”
"I don't know what age a pair of copper hammers. ”
"Weapons?"
"Well, it's very heavy, and if I carry it on my back, it will affect my movements. ”
In ancient times, those who used copper hammers as weapons were all strong men with tigers and bears, and Zhu Xiaoliang's slender and flexible figure naturally couldn't be taken away.
"Okay, baby, come out, you should come out to play tonight, the secret room is in, it's not that you can't take it, it's that you don't want to take it. ”
After comforting, Zhu Xiaoliang also agreed to end.
Lin Bao walked to the back door of the villa to answer, and at this time, Zhu Xiaoliang's exclamation suddenly came from the intercom, "Oh no!"
"What?"
"The door is closed! The door of the secret room is actually two locks. ”
"Are you locked in the house?" Lin Bao was startled.
"There are two sets of passwords inside and outside the door......"
The sudden accident made Zhu Xiaoliang trapped in the secret room.
Lin Bao immediately looked at the yard anxiously, the owner had already calmed the dog and was about to go back to the house, if Lin Bao climbed over the wall at this time, the dog would inevitably bark again, barking twice, which would inevitably arouse suspicion.
To save people's hearts, he had to hold off the time, "You tell me the password, I'll go in and open the door for you now." ”
"Idiot, do you know what the layout of the house is, I observed it for half a month before I got acquainted with it, you don't have any experience, and when you enter the house, you will be discovered. ”
"No matter, it's a big deal that I'll knock them out. ”
"You're not allowed to come!"
"What, I'm afraid I'll laugh at you for missing it?"
Lin Bao refused her order, and immediately threw a stone and hit a large dog, which barked even more, and the owner of the house had to continue to comfort the pet.
Successfully delayed the time, Lin Bao turned over and jumped into the yard, although he was not as top-level as the little wild cat, but he also learned from the old beggar back then.
How to sneak in, Lin Bao still knows a little.
He was very worried that Zhu Xiaoliang was trapped in the secret room, what alarm would be triggered, which directly alarmed the owner of the house, and it would not end well tonight, the owner of this house is obviously also a rich person, who doesn't have a background, he was really caught, Lin Bao didn't know if he could keep Zhu Xiaoliang.
He calmly entered the villa and asked where Zhu Xiaoliang was during the intercom.
Along the road, almost on tiptoe, I quietly sneaked into the door of the secret room, and at first I couldn't understand what this wall meant, this is a wine cabinet.
There must always be an entrance to the secret room.
"Where's the mechanism? ”
"I won't tell you. ”
"Kitten, you're locked up inside, I'm going to save you, don't fight with me at this time. ”
"Idiot, opening the door will trigger the alarm. ”
"Then how did you open it and manage to get in. ”
"I hacked into the system once, but now there is no second time. ”
Lin Bao, who doesn't understand computers, can't understand it.
The two of them were separated by a wall, and he hurriedly said: "There is no other way? Aren't you a thief, I haven't seen any big scenes, and this little alarm will trap you." ”
"I'm rusty, since I gave birth, I've been a mother with a baby every day, and I've almost forgotten the craft of stealing. She sighed in frustration: "I am becoming more and more vulgar, no different from those housewives who have given birth." ”
"Now, what are you talking about? ”
"Those women who have children, all their lives revolve around their children, forget to dress up, forget to dress up, fashionable dress, the latest clothes, all they don't understand, they only understand what milk powder is good, what children's clothing is of good quality, every day like a chicken soup expert to study how to educate children, the final result is that their charm is lost, and educating children is like a joke. ”
“……”
Lin Bao was dumbfounded when he heard this, is the mother cat mentally collapsed?
"Baby, don't think nonsense, those people have children and become unattractive, that's their business, and it doesn't mean you. ”
"Why don't you represent me, how long has it been since I took an order, you ask me which city of rich people have something at home, I don't know at all, but you ask me what milk powder is the best, I can make a list for you, I've changed...... Since I gave birth, I have also begun to unconsciously become a woman, and I am only twenty-one years old. ”
The little wild cat's broken thoughts were undoubtedly suffocated for a long time, and suddenly vented at this time.
Lin Bao doesn't know how to comfort people, but after getting along for so long, he understands everyone's character, He Tingting is obedient, and she must respect her request not to take advantage, Li Xiaowan is gentle and mature, when she is in a bad mood, as long as she accompanies her, she can digest the rest by herself.
And Zhu Xiaoliang, she is actually a willful little girl.
Including the children born by the two of them, it was the result of a willful move.
"I'm becoming more and more like a middle-aged woman, and my career spirit has been wiped out by my children......"
"Wait, don't talk about it yet. ”
"I'm going to say. ”
"The child's business, I'll come later, you ...... You return to your career with all your heart and soul to be your first-class thief. ”
"Comfort me with these words less. ”
"I said it was true. The temper of the little wild cat needs to be used to it, Lin Bao said: "I'm ashamed to say that after the kitten was born, I haven't fulfilled any responsibilities, neither stayed with you for too long, nor helped you share the pressure, not like a biological father at all, it's me who is wrong, so you are more and more annoyed now." ”
"It's good if you know......"
"Seriously, now I'm very idle, I'll accompany the children more, you just be a hot mom, you can be beautiful if you want, you can buy whatever you want, you can play if you want to play, from now on, resume your life, in fact, I also agree with you, after many families have children, most of the responsibility is thrown on women, men are very negligent with children, this is a kind of destruction of women, destroying charm. ”
"You don't have to tell me about that. ”
"I do what I say. ”
"Really?"
"Really, good, don't be upset at this time, tell me what to do to get you out. ”
The barking of the dog outside had quieted down, and there was not much time left.
"Okay, then you go out now. ”
"Huh?"
"Get out, get out of the wall. ”
"Then how can I save you. ”
"You won't listen to me so soon, let you out, just leave!"
"Good ......"
Lin Bao reluctantly agreed, left the villa the same way, and took the last opportunity to leave over the wall, and said eagerly: "I saw the owner of the house go back to the villa, what should you do, open the door." ”
As soon as he finished speaking, a smile like a silver bell suddenly came from behind him: "It's open." ”
Lin Bao turned around in shock, and Zhu Xiaoliang was actually standing in front of him......
"You ......"
The girl said quirkily: "I wasn't locked up inside at all, I came out a long time ago." ”
"Holy. ”
It's been a long time, and you're all acting!
Lin Baoqi's head was big, "It's not fun at all." ”
"I think it's funny, look at your panicked look, do you care so much about me. ”
"I don't care, I don't care at all, it's good if this kitten is lost, so as not to squeeze me dry every day. ”
"Hmph!" she crossed her waist, "Lin Bao, you just promised me, you can take the child, and I will continue to be my little wild cat." ”
"It turns out that you did it on purpose. He picked up Zhu Xiaoliang by the waist, "I wasted so much of my feelings, just to restore my freedom." ”
"Then I thank my husband for his cooperation. She tilted her head and rested on her shoulder.
"How did you change your name to husband? ”
"Whoever steals from you will steal your heart, I am the most powerful thief in the world!"