I saw that the fat man's expression didn't look like a joke, and I teased curiously, "Fat man, tell us, what have you done in the past half an hour?"

The fat man sat down on the sofa at my house, raised his big neck, and said proudly, "Do you see the plastic bag on the table?

Aka and I looked at each other and smiled and said, "What, isn't it just smoked rabbit meat? What else can it be? Are you and us amnesiac or what?"

The fat man glanced at his mouth, "cut" and continued: "Then do you know where these two rabbits came from?"

I instantly had the urge to smoke him, fucking for the New Year, I can't say anything about painting a gourd for me here, and asked me where I got it?

The fat man saw that my expression was a little wrong, and hurriedly explained to me: "That little old man has to say that this rabbit is related to me, and he won't take my money, why don't I stop people, and in the end I can't help it, I can't take advantage of the old man! I will help him sell rabbit meat there, and my throat is smoking.

This year is the Year of the Rabbit, and it is also the year of your birth, and people who sell rabbits do not charge you money, this is called giving away money! It seems that your kid is going to make a lot of fortune this year!" Actually, I am just teasing him with nonsense, I don't believe that someone is really so stupid, giving you two rabbits for nothing, or saying that it is related to you, people are stupid?

"Really, I'm going to get rich?" How did the fat man know that I was laughing with him! As soon as he heard me say that he was going to have good fortune, he was ecstatic and hurriedly ran to me, stretched out his hand and told me to take a closer look, I slapped his fat hand away and said, "Hurry up and wash your hands and make dumplings, your parents will come over in a while, and if you don't have enough to eat, you will wait to be hungry!"

The fat man's mood was particularly good by me, he ran to the kitchen to wash his hands, and went to make dumplings with Zhong Qiuxia, I picked up the plastic bag with rabbit meat on the table and put it in the refrigerator, thinking about taking it out and eating it at night.

Originally, I didn't take the fat man's words to heart, but I never thought that the fat man's rabbit meat was indeed given by the little old man, but it was not only two smoked rabbits, but also a rather troublesome little thing.

At about three o'clock in the afternoon, the fat man's parents came with a lot of gifts, our two families are old neighbors, and they have often eaten Chinese New Year's Eve dinner together over the years, they said that Zhong Qiuxia cooked deliciously, they were lazy and didn't want to be so troublesome, but in fact, I knew that the fat man's parents felt that our mother and son were too lonely for the New Year, so they came to be lively.

The fat man's mother, Liu Liwen, went into the kitchen to help as soon as she entered the door, and the fat man's father Lu Yaoting patted me on the shoulder and dragged me to the sofa and whispered: "I heard Changfeng say that you have recently taken on a big job!

I saw that the kitchen was too small to squeeze people, so I briefly told Lu Yaoting about the Lu brothers, and solemnly introduced the head descender from Thailand, Lu Yaoting listened to the story, pushed me to the side, and dragged Yaka up, I smiled bitterly and thought: "This is a river crossing and demolishing bridges, liking the new and hating the old!"

At five o'clock, Lu Yaoting had been chatting with Yaqa for more than an hour, and at first I was sitting next to me to listen to the novelty, but then I felt extremely bored, and I repeated a few bad things, have all Thai ladyboys had sex reassignment surgery? What are the many beauties in Thailand? And do Thai people all say on TV that they don't use chopsticks to eat, do they eat with their left hand, wipe their buttocks with their right hands, or eat with their right hands and wipe their buttocks with their left hands? I was stunned for a moment, and from time to time I also cast a look at me asking for help.

Of course, I could only hold my head and pretend not to see or listen, but I thought in my heart, if it weren't for Yaka knowing that Lu Yaoting was the fat man's father, otherwise he would have been forced to bow his head and make him unable to speak from now on.

Just as I was about to break down, the fat man's mother yelled in the kitchen, "Hurry up and clean up the table, ready to eat"

Yaka and I hurried to clean up the melon seeds and candy on the table as if we had been pardoned for capital crimes, and Yaka muttered in a low voice: "I said Brother Zhong, isn't Fat Brother's father a policeman?

I smiled helplessly: "This is a professional habit, a professional habit, hehe......!"

The sumptuous meals were served one by one, the aroma was fragrant, the chicken, duck, fish and meat were readily available, the six of us sat on the table and chatted and ate, because there was no ban on firecrackers in the city at that time, before the meal, I and the fat man and Aqa deliberately ran to the first floor to set off a hexagram firecrackers, and then every household also lit up a firecracker.

Chinese New Year's Eve before eating to set off firecrackers, in fact, this is a legend in ancient times, it is said that there is a monster called "Xi", every year in the month of the month will go to the village to make trouble, and then a child named "Nian" came up with a way, hang red cloth at home, and then put the bamboo in the fire to burn, every time it burns to the bamboo knot, there will be a crackling sound, this sound scares away the troublesome night, so it is called Chinese New Year's Eve, Chinese New Year's Eve also has to be fired.

There is also a saying, saying that Chinese New Year's Eve and the first day of the new year are alternate days, except for the word is the meaning of alternation, Chinese New Year's Eve is the end of the month, people have to remove the old and welcome the new, usher in the new year and a new beginning, the cannon is to welcome the new year, anyway, no matter which statement, the New Year cannon has become an important part of our Spring Festival tradition, from the Chinese New Year's Eve to the fifteenth of the first month, as long as the conditions allow, it is almost impossible to stop our demand for artillery.

A few of us have eaten, Zhong Qiuxia brought fruits and melon seeds, they sat by the TV to watch the Spring Festival Gala, I and the fat man felt bored and said to take Yakara out for a walk, the original custom is not allowed to go out at 30 nights, to stay up at home to keep the New Year, but a few of us are not the master who can be peaceful, the fat man's father asked for the car keys, and dragged Yakar out of the door.

The fat man's car is an old pickup truck, that is, with a car body in the back, the kind that can pull goods, is his father's unit eliminated, the fat man's family is also an ordinary family, a good car must not be affordable, but sometimes pull a thing to replace a car is indeed indispensable, and finally the fat father discussed with his mother, spent 3,000 yuan to buy the eliminated car, although the price is similar to the white pick-up, but the condition of the car is not too good, the city is OK to drive, if you run farther, or the road conditions are not good, I estimate that it will have to be scrapped directly。

So the fat man didn't dare to go far while driving, so he discussed going to the nearby "Linhai Park" for a stroll.

Linhai Park is the largest park in Linhai City, where the vegetation covers a large area, in the summer from morning to night there are many people who enjoy the cool, and even many people sleep here directly in order to save electricity, but it is winter, plus it is Chinese New Year's Eve, so the whole park is quiet, we parked the car, in the park for most of the circle did not find other people, and finally felt that coming here is not only boring but also very fucking cold, of course, only fat people feel cold, I and Akha because of their own practice, did not feel much。

The fat man rubbed his hands and told the two of us to get in the car and prepare to go home, but just after getting into the car before the fire was lit, Yaka suddenly screamed, and then quickly took out the bottle containing the corpse oil imp from his neck, only to see that the imp's eyes turned red, and the corpse oil also became dark black.

In an instant, I understood what was going on with the abnormality of the corpse oil imp, it must be reminding Aka that there was danger around, and I didn't think that this imp would really work!

The fat man also noticed that something was wrong with the two of us at this time, opened his mouth to say something but didn't dare to squeak, and sat in the driver's seat in a daze, not even daring to twist his neck.

I shushed and motioned for Akor to stay in the car to protect the fat man, while I opened the door and prepared to go down to see what was going on, for if we didn't find out, we wouldn't dare go home, and if we brought it back, something might have happened.

When I got out of the car, I gently closed the door, and the unusual aura intensified, and I followed the breath to the body, but when I saw a rabbit with red eyes and snow-white hair sitting on it, stretching one leg and combing the leg hair, I was stunned on the spot.

When the rabbit saw me coming, he was not afraid, he bared his teeth and stared at a pair of small red eyes, and his mouth even came out with human words, and his voice was very low, and it sounded like a forty or fifty-year-old man: "What do you see? Haven't you seen a rabbit grooming? Why don't you hurry up and take the little fairy home to serve well?"

"Xiaoxian?" I was confused, where did this rabbit come from?

"Oh, what's the matter? You've received my New Year's salute, are you trying to repay the debt?"

Seeing that I didn't react, the rabbit seemed to be a little angry, its body was upright, two little paws waving in the air, I felt like I was about to give it a knife, this movement and expression were just like Mr. Rabbit's?

If it weren't for the strange aura emanating from this rabbit, I would have thought it was a little cute, but it wasn't just an ordinary rabbit after all, and that aura was neither demonic nor demonic, let alone spirit, so what the hell was it?

"What the hell are you?"

"Hell, ahh......h