New book introduction:

Zhang Hong, who came to the parallel world, wanted to continue to be an ordinary ordinary office worker.

But as soon as he opened his eyes, he found that he had become a third-rate bitter TV series director played by Xiao Xianrou.

In his previous life, as a keyboard powerhouse, he often sprayed people and said, "Just this kind of garbage plot?

This time he really got on the ......

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That's probably the case with the new book.

Then I went on a blind date two days ago, and this blind date made me more eager to complain.

It's not good to put it in a new book, so write it out and put it in an old book.

Blind Date Diary:

Two days ago, I was thinking about a new book, and suddenly WeChat prompted that someone had added me.

At first glance, the note said that it was "seen in the old group".

After thinking for a moment, I remembered.

A few months ago, I was really fooled into a blind date group by my buddies.

Nine pieces and nine join the group, you can apply to be a guest after joining the group, and after becoming a guest, you have to send your personal information to the group owner, and then he promotes your information in the group, and then pulls you into the guest group and kicks you out in the blind date group.

And in the guest group, it is all banned.

Tsk, that's not interesting.

So I didn't pay attention anymore, just as nine dollars nine to have fun.

I didn't expect that a few months later, someone would really add me.

I passed.

What is the first thing you do after passing?

Of course, it's to see the spicy circle of friends!

Maybe there's a photo~

But it's a pity that the other party's circle of friends is displayed within three days.

And nothing came out in those three days.

I just left it alone and continued to work on a new book.

But the other party quickly sent a message.

"Hello. ”

I also replied regularly: "Ah, hello. Is the old moon pushing..... I've almost forgotten about that. ”

"I bought you back for nine dollars. (laughs and cries)"

Me: "???"

Then she sent a screenshot.

Inside is a conversation between her and Yue Lao.

It was she who saw my information and then wanted my contact information, so she handed over nine yuan and nine, and Yue Lao pushed my WeChat business card to her.

Well?

I was lost in thought.

There are 500 people in that blind date group, and according to my understanding, there are at least 6 similar blind date groups in Yue Lao's hands.

Then one is nine pieces of nine, and it will be counted as ten pieces.

500 people is 5,000 yuan, and six groups are 30,000!

And then this is still eaten at two ends.

If you want to contact the guest information, you have to pay nine yuan nine.

It's no wonder that after applying to be a guest, you will enter the banned guest group, and then you will be kicked out of the original blind date group.

I see!

The truth is all solved!

I pondered whether I could do the same.

But then gave up.

It's too much trouble.

The girl saw that I had not answered, so she couldn't hold back and began to ask questions.

"Busy at work?"

Me: "No, I'm just an ordinary vagrant. ”

"Hehe, you're quite humorous. I'm 92 years old, how old are you?"

Me: "12/31/92. ”

"Then I'm older than you, I'm 10.28 (laughing and crying)"

Then she sent a screenshot.

It's her own profile.

He is 1.6 meters tall, weighs 48 kilograms, was born in 92, and is a doctor in a traditional Chinese medicine hospital.

The photos are beautiful.

According to my aesthetics, out of 10 out of 10, the photo should be at least 7.5 points.

After that, it's normal awkward chats.

Hobbies, life, what do you usually do, work, and so on.

Perhaps thinking that the atmosphere was almost over, the girl began to cut to the chase.

"Anyway, what kind of person do you want to look for (frowning)"

Me: "The kind that can communicate with each other and get used to each other's lifestyles."

Me: "I'm generally a rational person, and I do put a lot of thought into writing books, so life is relatively simple overall."

Me: "People who cause a lot of trouble"

Me: "So it's this kind of simplicity, eating, drinking, having fun, and then having something to communicate with two people."

Me: "Probably like that."

Me: "What about you, what are you looking for?"

There was no reply over there.

I didn't care, so I continued to think about the new book.

Then, a few minutes later, she suddenly spoke again.

"You're the kind of person who turns in your salary card after marriage (question)"

I frowned, and suddenly felt a little unhappy in my heart.

It's only been less than five minutes since we talked, and then you just asked this kind of question?

"It depends on the situation, maybe pay half and keep half, or keep a third. ”

After a pause, I continued typing:

"Of course, this one is fake. ”

"When it comes to managing money, trust is first and foremost, and then financial management. The other party will manage money, so of course she will hold it all. I'm a very simple person, just eat and dress warmly, and then concentrate on writing. If the other party doesn't understand these things, then whoever takes it is the same. ”

Girl: "It seems that it's not a strict wife, but it's still very sensible." Women are generally sensual, and men are sensible. After all, girls still need a little sense of security. ”

I didn't reply.

Security?

If you don't feel safe, then why bother together.

If you don't worry, what's the difference between you and me?

Besides, if you feel insecure, then you will take all the money, who will give me my sense of security?

A few days ago, I saw a news on the Internet, saying that there was another pastoral female boxer asking for "the right to have a surname", asking to have a child with the woman's surname.

The baboon scratches his head.

Let's not say that you don't look down on men, so why do you want to get married and have children?

Let's talk about another point, the crooked fruit of cash in their eyes is not only children, but after marriage, the woman has to change the man's surname, why don't they say it?

And it got me thinking again.

With the woman's surname, strictly speaking, it is the child's father and the child's grandfather who compete for the right to the surname.

Then something interesting came to me.

If they give birth, then the daughter is fine.

If it is a son, do they ask their grandchildren to have their son's surname, or their daughter-in-law's surname?

It's an interesting question.

But it doesn't matter, I'm still willing to continue talking to her.

Because of her photos, it's really good.

It's about my values again.

I don't really have a problem with girls worshipping money.

Whether it is the rich second generation, whether it is to make money by yourself, or to look good, these are all their own conditions.

If you want to find better conditions, it's not a problem at all.

Girls worship money?

It's nothing.

In fact, if you think about it, you can understand it.

If a white rich beauty takes a fancy to you, and then you must be your girlfriend, then are you from or not?

Others don't know, anyway, I'm sure from it.

But it also depends on your own conditions.

His own conditions are not enough, but he wants to be white and rich, and he wants to be rich and handsome.

I feel like I'm crazy about licking, why doesn't TA just ignore me?

This kind of person is just funny.

I like pretty girls, but I'm neither tall nor handsome.

The only thing you can do is to work hard to make money and improve your conditions.

In this way, when I can match the conditions of a beautiful girl, I can pursue a beautiful girl from an equal perspective.

For men, rich >>>>>>>>>>>> handsome> = high.

Now, for example, I am very upset that this girl asks if her salary card will be handed in.

But because she has beautiful pictures, I still want to talk to her.

Girl: "You can write freely, do whatever you want." ”

Me: "No, just because you have free working hours means you don't have freedom at all. ”

Eight hours to work, eight hours to play, eight hours to sleep.

This kind of thing has nothing to do with us at all.

When a new book begins, that's when pain comes.

That means you're at work 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, except for bedtime.

Whether it's in the codeword, or in the idea of the plot.

In fact, strictly speaking, we work more than 10 hours to 20 hours a day, and then work all year round.

On the night of the Chinese New Year's Eve, I sat in front of the computer and coded all night.

This means that we will lose a lot of friends, we will lose a lot of relationships, we will lose a lot of entertainment.

It's painful.

But also happy.

"That'...... I'm off on the weekend, do you want to come out for dinner and meet?" the girl spoke again.

"Of course. I quickly replied, "You send me the address, and I'll pick you up when the time comes." ”

The book will be released next week, and it's good to get this done before the book is released.

After all, after the book is really released, it is difficult to have time to go out and relax.

So, the time came on Sunday.

At noon, I woke up early to get dressed.

Comb your hair to look like an adult and put on a handsome ...... Casual wear.

And there we went.

I'm in the east of the city, she's in the west of the city, and the journey is about 50 minutes.

On the way, I asked her in my voice, "What are you going to eat at night?"

She said: "Let's eat Haidilao, I've been bored at home for a few months, and I especially want to make an appointment with hot pot (looking forward to it)!"

Haidilao?

Was it so expensive in the first place?

Forget it, this is also a normal thing.

I also specifically asked in the group how much it would cost two people to eat Haidilao.

They say about two hundred.

Tut.

I sent a voice message: "I remember that Haidilao had to queue up, right? The last time I went to Haidilao with my friends, I queued for two hours. ”

This is a hint that she can change her family to eat.

But......

"It doesn't matter, now you can directly arrange the number in advance on your mobile phone. ”

Tsk, he is a master of slaughtering injustices.

But there is no way, who makes her photos look good.

People, it's such a double standard.

"Okay, I'll be there right away. ”

It was about five o'clock, and I arrived at four fifty.

Messaged that I had arrived, but she didn't reply.

Presumably putting on makeup?

I continued to wait.

Waiting is always frustrating.

Will she look as good as she looks in the photos?

It's something that no one can say.

It's like Schrödinger's photo.

No one knows what the outcome will be until they see me.

It's all weird that the level of makeup and technology is too high now!

Half an hour later, she came.

How to say it.

It's pretty much what I imagined.

She...... Carefully applied makeup.

However, it is not as good as in the photos.

If you want to score it, it is out of 10, and she in the photo is 7.5 points.

After putting on makeup, she looks like she has about 5 to 5.5 points.

5 points in my case in general.

This means that she is a little better looking than average.

Not a disappointment, but no surprises either.

It's just that I think Haidilao is not very worthwhile.

This is a double standard.

Deep down, I felt a little disgusted with myself.

After that, it's a step-by-step awkward chat and dinner.

I wasn't surprised, but I wasn't disappointed either.

Besides, as a man, not embarrassing the woman is what I should do.

So I looked for all kinds of topics, and the conversation was quite fun.

After eating, check out.

Two people ate 260.

Well, so be it.

It's not a loss, but it's not a surprise.

I could see that she was quite happy with me.

They even started asking me what I would eat the next time we met.

"How's the Japanese food?"

Me: "Well, we'll talk about it later." What else do you have to do now?"

In fact, my mind had already flown home to the computer at this time.

I want to code words.

But she didn't seem to see my unpleasantness, and said, "It just so happened that my girlfriend's plate was broken, and she asked me to help buy two. ”

Me: "Okay, I'm going to buy some fruit for my parents, and some snacks and drinks by the way." ”

It's just a polite remark.

And I thought the supermarket would pay for itself.

But I never expected it......

"Okay, I'm going to my girlfriend's house in a while, and I'll buy some fruit and potato chips or something. ”

Me: "Hmm. ”

At this point, I didn't know what to expect.

Five minutes later......

"This potato chip tastes good, you can try it. ”

Lay's Lime Flavour X2

"This coffee and cola are very good. ”

Coca-Cola Coffee Cola X4

"Mango is good too. ”

Mango Gift Box X2

"The strawberries are very beautiful, they should be quite sweet. ”

Strawberry gift box X2

"This wafer giant is delicious!"

Nestle Wafer X4

"This cherry!"

Cheerilee is coming to X2

I looked at the more than 50 cherries with less than 20 pieces, and my face was expressionless.

As if to see that my expression was wrong, she put the cherry back.

"This is too expensive, I'll talk about it later~"

I didn't say anything, just pushed the cart and followed her to the place where the plates were sold.

"Which one do you think is bigger?"

I looked at two plates of the exact same size and chose the one of 12: "This one." ”

She frowned, "But I think it's better than this." ”

She put the 12 plates back.

She took two plates, one 18.

"Let's go. ”

At this time, I had been expressionless for a long time.

"Hmm. ”

When I got to the place where I was paying, I looked at her and she was looking at me with her hands behind her back.

I was expressionless, took out my phone and pulled up the QR code for the cashier to scan.

"Two bags!"

She reminded.

Two bags?

I was slightly stunned, and then I watched as she divided everything evenly in two bags, except for the plates.

The two plates she brought to her girlfriend.

A total of 300 pieces.

It's a lot of money, but it's not much.

It's just that the flowers are not happy.

She doesn't deserve it.

Walking out of the supermarket, she was in a particularly happy mood.

"Do you want to eat Japanese food next time?"

It's self-cooked.

I laughed.

Only one sentence was spoken.

"I only eat a bowl of spicy tang on the street for six yuan a meal. ”

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