Chapter 426: The Dog (5 Watches) (Page 1/1)

Chapter 426: Dogs

"Third brother, you finally came back alive, you want to kill me. ”

As soon as Chu Qiankun appeared, Wei Jiacheng cried and pounced on him, which could make people feel that snot and saliva were about to gush out.

"Fuck off, I'm alive and well, howl a ghost!"

Chu Qiankun raised his left foot and swung out with a standard side kick.

Wei Jiacheng was like a brake pad possessed, and on his chubby face, there was still a centimeter away from Chu Qiankun's sole, and he stopped his body strongly.

"Third brother, what did you step on on the sole of your shoe, why do you look disgusting. ”

Wei Jiacheng covered his nose and retreated urgently, several meters away from Chu Qiankun.

"Oh, just downstairs, luck exploded and I stepped on a ball of shit. Chu Qiankun smiled faintly.

looks like he doesn't care, but the corners of his mouth are upturned very weirdly.

Of course, his luck is not so "good", he can step on real shit, what he really stepped on is a piece of roasted sweet potato that he doesn't know who fell at the top of the stairs.

Yellow-hearted!

Vomit!

Wei Jiacheng retreated directly into the bathroom, vomiting for a while.

Almost, he almost touched the shit just now, it's disgusting.

"Third brother, you are too unkind, the fourth brother's bile is about to vomit out. ”

Wang Litian said that Chu Qiankun was not kind, and the smile on his face was happier than anyone else's.

Wei Jiacheng fell into the well, he didn't go down the stone, he was already very merciful.

"Third child, you won't really step on shit luck, do you! Why don't I take you to wash your hair and get rid of mold at night?"

Where Zhou Chenghai is, his laptop is there, and he can play games wherever he goes.

"If you want to wash it, wash it together!" Chu Qiankun threw his backpack on the bed, sat on the lower bunk and changed into a pair of slippers, carried the sneakers on his feet, and walked in the direction of the bathroom: "I was teasing him, but I accidentally stepped on a piece of yellow-hearted sweet potato, which looks like but is not." ”

"Damn!" Wang Litian gave a thumbs up, and then said to Zhou Chenghai: "Second brother, third brother doesn't like to wash his hair, you take me to wash it." I haven't washed my hair in a long time, and my scalp is itchy. ”

Zhou Chenghai didn't raise his head, his eyes kept staring at the computer screen, and his hands tapped the keyboard violently and said, "It's itchy skin, it's a disease, and it must be treated." I'm telling you, you're a contagious disease, so stay away from me in the future. ”

"I'll be closer to you, if you don't take me, I

I'll pass it on to you. ”

Wang Litian deliberately leaned on Zhou Chenghai and deliberately rubbed it.

"Ah, dead shemale, stay away from me. Zhou Chenghai shouted in a trembling voice.

Then, there was the sound of tables toppling over chairs.

"If you're done throwing up, don't affect me washing my shoes! Isn't it just stepping on sweet potatoes? What is there to vomit, usually your favorite sweet potato with red heart." ”

Chu Qiankun took a shoe brush, ready to brush off the sweet potatoes on his shoes.

These shoes were bought for him by Ouyang Duxue during the Chinese New Year, and he only wore them a few times, and he was reluctant to throw them away.

"Third brother, did you step on this sweet potato at the staircase on the first floor?" asked Wei Jiacheng.

Knowing the truth of the matter, the vomiting has long stopped.

"Yes, how do you know?" Chu Qiankun glanced at Wei Jiacheng strangely while brushing the soles of his shoes: "I'll go, that piece of sweet potato, it won't be you who dropped it, right?"

Wei Jiacheng scratched his ears embarrassedly, laughing or crying.

Retribution!

As soon as he knew, he picked up the sweet potatoes that fell on the ground and threw them in the trash.

Unexpectedly, a momentary fluke finally retributed himself in the end.

After this incident, Wei Jiacheng deeply realized a truth, you must not litter casually.

In particular, something that resembles something must not be thrown on the ground.

Otherwise, this retribution will soon be repaid to oneself.

"When I heard that I was injured and hospitalized, you were very concerned about me. “

Chu Qiankun, who had washed his shoes, sat on Wei Jiacheng's bed.

"Yes, third brother, don't you know, I heard that you were injured and hospitalized, we don't want to eat, we can't sleep, you see I think you want to lose weight. ”

Wei Jiacheng sucked his stomach desperately, trying to make himself slimmer.

"While staying, you are still thin, unless Jiyang ignores you for ten days and half a month, you will be able to lose weight, and the sky is intolerable. ”

Chu Qiankun pushed away a "fat head and big ear" that was close to him with a strong hand.

Then, after looking at it from top to bottom, he said sarcastically: "It's really thin, and I can't find my thin chin." ”

"Third brother, didn't you see his belly, that guy, if he can give birth, he will definitely be able to give birth to a fat guy weighing ten pounds. ”

Wang Litian stared straight at Wei Jiacheng's stomach and kept shaking his head.

"Old Five

I don't dare to agree with what you say. Zhou Chenghai answered on the side: "Why do you say that the third child will give birth to a ten-pound guy, why can't it be a nine-pound girl." ”

Wei Jiacheng just wanted to give Zhou Chenghai a thumbs up, and wanted to say that he spoke righteously, but it turned out to be such a turning point.

can only be like a wronged little daughter-in-law, casting an aggrieved look at Chu Qiankun.

"Hehe," Chu Qiankun took the backpack off the bed and took it off again, ignoring Wei Jiacheng's aggrieved eyes: "In order to thank you for your concern, I brought you a little good thing." ”

"Something good, hurry up and take it out, my stomach is already hungry and thirsty. ”

A moment ago, I was aggrieved and wanted to cry, but when I heard that there was something good, I immediately thought that it was food.

Immediately cloudy and sunny, smiling brighter than anyone else.

"This is a good thing, foreign goods, I guarantee to make you cool and crooked!"

Chu Qiankun pretended to smile mysteriously at everyone, opened his backpack, and took out a boxy wooden box with no logo on it.

"Pretend to be mysterious, hurry up and bring it!"

Wei Jiacheng was closest to the box, and while Chu Qiankun was not paying attention, he picked up the box and left.

With a snap, the iron buckle on the box was opened.

Then, the three heads were squeezed together, and then, it was sound after sound.

"Third brother, this thing of yours is really awesome, it's absolutely cool and crooked!"

Wang Litian took out a full brown cigar from the box, picked it up like it was on TV, and pretended to hold it in his mouth.

It looks like it's blowing up the sky.

"Third child, you are really ruthless, the strength of this thing is not small, and ordinary people can't get used to it. ”

Zhou Chenghai didn't play the game anymore, there were a total of twenty cigars in the box, and he grabbed five or six first, and locked them in his cabinet.

Chain reaction!

Wei Jiacheng and Wang Litian are naturally not to be outdone, and they follow suit.

"Leave me some!"

Suddenly, Yun Chenggong didn't know when he went back to the bedroom, jumped to the box, and put the remaining ones into his pocket.

"Yun Chenggong, you belong to a dog, you came when you smelled it. Wei Jiacheng shouted holding the empty box in his hand.

"Hey, Boss, haven't you come back yet?"

When the cigars were carved up, Chu Qiankun realized that Wei Mingzhou had not shown up.

"Not yet, maybe there's something delayed at home, right?"

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