The text of the first volume of his cat

Chapter 53

"Oh, look, what did I find?"

A hoarse voice suddenly came from under the bridge cave: "An unregistered cat demon and an ordinary person? My God, what are you still standing there stupidly for? Come and hide." ”

Lu Yuan: "???"

What is this development? Could it be that it is a little friend of the cat?

"I said, don't be stunned, I'm very kind, and I won't kill you. The voice came again, Lu Yuan turned his head to look at the cat Xiaoxiao, and found that it was squinting and didn't know what it was thinking, but it seemed to know this old black.

The cat thought for a long time, and then nodded towards Lu Yuan, so Lu Yuan took a step and walked over.

"Why are you only coming down now, you guys are too slow..."

Lu Yuan walked in and found that there was a monkey under the bridge, which should be a monkey demon to be precise.

The monkey was draped in tattered clothes, a pair of knee-high funny pants, it was sitting next to a high platform at this time, Lu Yuan took a closer look, and found that it was a special stone furnace that could hide the light of the fire, and a small iron basin was erected on it, and there was a fish stirring in it.

"If you stew fish like this, you can't stew it to death at all. ”

Lu Yuan complained, after all, the small pot was too small, and the fish could jump out with a little force.

But Lu Yuan observed for a long time, and the fish was jumping left and right inside, but it couldn't come out.

"Hello, excuse me..."

"Something to eat?"

As soon as Lu Yuan spoke, the old monkey waved his hand, Lu Yuan looked at the fish in the pot, and said embarrassedly: "No, I just ate it..."

"Meow~"

"It's a surprise that you kitten actually know me. ”

"Uh..."

Lu Yuan stood there helpless, the cat barked twice, and the old monkey just laughed, looking very happy to be flattered.

"Hello, young man..."

The old monkey greeted Lu Yuan in the same hoarse voice as Zeng Zhiwei, and Lu Yuan politely replied: "Hello, I don't know what to call you?"

"It's good if you call me Xin Zhenhou, you're welcome, sit down and say. ”

Lu Yuan looked around and found that there was nothing to sit on, so he simply squatted down.

"It's so late, why are you still hanging out outside, don't you know that the Demon Realm has been hunting so often lately?"

The old monkey said casually while fiddling with the fish in the pot: "Now the little goblin, if you know a few tricks, you dare to come out and break through? ”

"That's... Senior Xin..."Lu Yuan scratched his head: "I take the liberty of asking, what is the Demon Realm Catch?"

"Huh?" The old monkey looked at Lu Yuan in surprise: "I saw you carrying this little goblin around, and I wasn't surprised to see that I could speak, and I thought you knew enough about goblins, why, you don't know how fast the demon world catches?"

"Well..."Lu Yuan smiled awkwardly.

"What does this kid have to do with you?"

The old monkey asked Xiang Xiaoxiao the cat, who meowed a few times, and the old monkey's eyes widened: "What? You're really..."

The old monkey snorted a few times, and finally simply took out a pair of knives and forks and ate fish, don't look at the tattered clothes he wears like a rag, but he eats quite elegantly, Lu Yuan was a little ashamed for the first time, his eating demeanor is actually not as good as a monkey.

"Meow. ”

"You little goblin is quite familiar, okay, since you have asked for it, I will tell this kid about it. When the old monkey had finished eating the fish, he slowly picked up a fish bone and scratched his teeth, grinning as if he were not alone with the elegant fellow just now.

"You kid doesn't know my name, that's normal, after all, this kitten didn't tell you, she is following the path of normal cultivation, and it is understandable that she can't speak now. ”

After the old monkey picked his teeth, he flicked the fish bones out casually: "My name is Xin Zhenhou, you must know that in our demon world, the way of naming goblins is generally based on the homonym of the ethnic group, such as the cat demon, which may be surnamed Meow, may also be surnamed Miao, and may also be surnamed Miao, and the monkey demon clan will naturally have Hou, and so on." ”

As he spoke, he took the fish backbone and scratched it on the stone under his feet, Lu Yuan was secretly surprised, the stone was so hard, but the fragile fish bone in the old monkey's hand was like a sharp blade splitting tofu, making deep marks on the ground.

"And for someone like me who puts his surname at the end, it means that I have a clan order in the group that has that surname. ”

"Yi?"

"That's right, in fact, there is a long word to be added at the end, Patriarch Yi's order. Although it is not allowed to meddle in the affairs of the clan, when the person with the Yi clan order feels that the actions of the head of the clan will lead the clan to a catastrophe, they can ignore anyone's opinion and directly change the patriarch, even if it is to kill him. ”

Lu Yuan opened his mouth wide, the old monkey took out a cigarette from his pocket and lit it, he raised his head lightly when the fireworks went out, and said very forcefully: "Now you know how powerful I am, right?"

“... So you're saying all this just to tell me how good you are?"

Lu Yuan still couldn't help but spit out, he found that his death skills were becoming more and more profound now, there was no way, after all, this old monkey's current dilapidated appearance was really hard to believe his words.

"Ahem, cough, cough..."The old monkey didn't expect Lu Yuan to be so skinny, he was choked for a while, and then waved his hand with a red monkey face: "Not exactly, the main thing is to tell you to take a detour when you encounter a monster with such a name, after all, not everyone is as kind as me." ”

Lu Yuan nodded: "Taught." By the way, the Demon Realm Catcher is..."

The old monkey extinguished half of the cigarette butt: "The demon world catches quickly, and it is specifically to track down the existence of goblins in the world." ”

He paused for a moment and continued: "You must know that since the Demon Wilderness established contact with the human world, there are always some goblins who have come out to live in the human world, and these guys are generally only in the late stage of the Spirit Enlightenment Realm, and they can achieve some miracles through spells. ”

"Some goblins will peacefully use spells or offerings to achieve the purpose of increasing their cultivation, while some goblins are too greedy, bewitching some ignorant people to help them collect resources, and even committing evil in order to cultivate evil demon laws. When the old monkey said this, he sneered: "What's more, after cultivating to the Yi Bone Realm, he transformed into an adult and did evil everywhere. ”

"And the demon world is derived from catching those evil goblins, in addition, they are also responsible for bringing those chaotic goblins and crazy goblins back to the demon world for guidance or imprison. ”

Lu Yuan shuddered suddenly, because the old monkey was looking at him with a gloomy gaze:

"By the way, young man, haven't you thought that the kitten on your shoulder is also a bad goblin?"