Chapter 158: American Humor

Peng Yu looked at the director with resentment, and then at Zhang Li, who was more than six meters tall and didn't look very strong, and felt that his IQ had been insulted.

In an instant, he sat down in a chair like a deflated ball.

Shen Hanyang looked at him in wonder and said, "Why did you suddenly lose your energy?"

Peng Yu lowered his head and glanced at him, sighed and said, "Ah Yang, is there any way to quickly make people smarter?"

Shen Hanyang rolled his eyes, took a bottle of wine and put it in front of him: "Why don't you try this, although it can't make you smart, but it can make you forget the fact that you are not smart in an instant." ”

“……”

Peng Yu smiled bitterly and said: "When I was studying, don't lie to me, you are clearly advertising." ”

Shen Hanyang smiled and took the wine back: "You have seen through this, it seems that you are quite smart." ”

When Peng Yu heard his compliment, he instantly returned to his smile: "Hey, that's a must, it's scary for me to use my brain!"

Jia Lin next to her heard that Zhang Li was a comedian, so she leaned over enthusiastically and asked, "It turns out that you are also doing comedy, where are you performing, why haven't I seen you?"

Zhang Li sneered: "Normal, I perform in the United States, and it is rarely broadcast in China." ”

Jia Lin was surprised: "It's amazing!"

Zhang Li nodded seriously: "Just listen to my name, Zhang Li, amazing!"

Jia Lin laughed, her eyes narrowed into a slit with laughter, patted her shoulder and said, "I know, you have American humor, right?"

Zhang Li couldn't hold back his laughter, glanced at the director next to him, saw that he didn't react, and felt that it was very fun to be misunderstood by them, so he made a mistake and concealed his identity first.

In the afternoon, Shen Hanyang made six dishes for Peng Yu to catch the wind, four meat and two vegetables, and the aroma filled the entire restaurant.

Peng Yu looked at the table full of sumptuous delicacies, and finally was satisfied, and ate with a smile: "Hey, I know that Ah Yang loves me, and you can cook me so many delicious foods without asking for money!"

"I think the money you took out of your socks stinks, remember to transfer money to me on your phone when you go back. ”

"I'm not fooled by you, I'll eat it in my stomach anyway!"

Shen Hanyang said with a smile: "If you don't give it, you won't give it, let go of your stomach to eat, there is still half a pot of braised pork in the pot, I want to know who is more rice bucket between you and Sister Lin, and specially made more." ”

Jia Lin stuffed her mouth full of food, and said inarticulately: "It's a big deal for Peng Peng, you don't have a big cottonseed, Teacher Huang didn't have this fish when he came yesterday, and I see that today's supper has also fallen......"

Peng Yuhan smiled and raised his swollen face, and said to Shen Hanyang: "For the sake of your good attitude in admitting your mistakes, I won't look for you to avenge my brain crash last time." ”

Shen Hanyang sneered and said defiantly: "Don't, I'm looking forward to seeing how you make a fool." ”

Peng Yu stared at him and slowly moved his eyes, snorted, lowered his head and continued to eat.

Zhang Li, who was next to him, watched the two of them bickering, and couldn't stop saying with chopsticks in his hand: "Ah Yang, your cooking skills are amazing, I can't control my appetite a little." ”

Shen Hanyang smiled: "What's so much to control this, it's a big deal to become an image like Sister Lin, maybe it can be more funny." ”

“……”

Zhang Li couldn't help but twitch his cheeks.

What's the use of being funny, laughing at your opponent in the Octagon cage?

Anyway, is your funny talent really so good, should you consider developing in this area after retiring?

A group of people finished their afternoon dinner happily, and in the end, Peng Yu didn't split the winner with Jia Lin, the two ended in a draw, and the better the supper, the better the supper, Shen Hanyang, who didn't agree to make a supper, only rolled his eyes beside him.

After tidying up the restaurant, Shen Hanyang turned over the sign "closed" at the door and turned it into "Welcome", and the restaurant officially opened for business.

Not long after, the first guest came to the door, and it was the old man who ate mapo tofu yesterday.

The old man came to the store, sat down at the table inside, and said to Shen Hanyang: "Mapo tofu, dandan noodles, and another spicy fish." ”

"Okay, sit down and wait, I'll get it for you. Shen Hanyang agreed and walked into the kitchen.

The old man withdrew his gaze from him, looked at the two new unfamiliar faces in the store, and finally fell on Zhang Li's body, frowning slightly.

Fei Yuqing accosted with a smile: "The two of them are the star guests of our show, except for our four fixed personnel, others often change. ”

The old man suddenly realized: "That's the case, I thought you guys were in trouble." ”

Fei Yuqing laughed: "Hehe, your old man's idea is really different. ”

The old man smiled meaningfully, shook his head, and didn't look deeper.

Zhang Li looked at the old man with interest, feeling that he should have seen something from himself, and couldn't help but feel a little curious about him.

"This old man is a regular customer of your store?"

"Repeat customer, I guess the worker from yesterday will have to come again. ”

Shen Hanyang cut the fish into the pot, took the time to say a word, and as soon as the words landed, the worker who delivered food to his wife yesterday walked in, but today he did not wear work clothes, but changed into a casual dress, and he was still surrounded by this round-faced middle-aged woman.

After the worker walked in, he nodded at Fei Yuqing and the others, turned his face and said, "Daughter-in-law, this is it, look at what you want to eat." ”

The woman swept over the faces of the celebrities, and said very excitedly: "There are so many celebrities, Aunt Xue, Teacher Fei Yuqing, and Jia Lin!"

The worker smiled and said, "Can I still lie to you, let's see what kind of food to eat, yesterday's dish was a little cold, let's eat freshly made today." ”

"Hmm!"

The woman came to the table next to the menu and sat down, Fei Yuqing came over with the account book, and said with a smile: "Our restaurant has sweet and sour pork ribs and stewed tofu with large intestines today, do you want to try it?"

The woman smiled and said, "Then let's have a sweet and sour pork ribs, and then ask for a sour and hot shredded potatoes, and two bowls of rice." ”

Fei Yuqing took a note, followed him to the old man's table, and said with a smile: "Old man, do you still have a story there, if you have one, I will give you two taels of wine." ”

The old man's face showed a smile, his eyes swept over Zhang Li's body, and said, "Today, I'll tell you a story about when I ran the rivers and lakes." When I was younger, I met a friend of the Brothers' Club......"

Shen Hanyang in the kitchen sneered: "Why are you friends again?"

The old man was exposed by him, looked at him angrily, and continued: "When I was young, I joined the Robe Brothers' Association, and I was the outer brother of the muddy water, doing some dirty work that was not visible. Once, a dozen brothers and I were sent by the helmsman to teach a practitioner a lesson......"