Chapter 34 If I hadn't drunk too much, you wouldn't have seen me so strong!
The text of the first volume of his cat
CHAPTER XXXIV
Lu Yuan tried his best to open his hazy eyes, as if he was carefully watching the sheep's tongue fall, but in fact, his eyes were already full of small crows in circles.
"Well... Good looking..."
The sheep's tongue was so ashamed that he buried his head, and An Ran laughed: "Is it good-looking? Or is it good-looking?"
"Both... It's all good-looking... I'm going to sleep for a while..."
Lu Yuan couldn't fall asleep on the table, An Ran laughed, and punched her twice angrily: "Sister An Ran, don't make fun of me!"
"You're going to see him off?"
The sheep tongue fell and waved his hand again and again: "No, no, no, let's let Jiang Tang send that stupid melon back later." ”
"That stupid melon will wait for me to deliver it for a while," An Ran shook his head with a smile: "It's a pity that he yelled that he didn't drink Lu Yuan down yesterday, and today he was pulled by everyone again, and it is estimated that when he wants to find Lu Yuan to drink again, he will no longer be able to drink." ”
"Then Sister An Ran just poured Lu Yuan down, is this a wish for her husband?"
"Go, go, what nonsense?"
"By the way, Sister An Ran, you and Jiang Tang were stupid last night... Giggles..."
"Little Nizi, the skin is tight!" An Ran smiled and twisted the sheep's tongue on his face: "Tsk, we are so cute, I don't know how much we have to be taken advantage of by this kid Lu Yuan." ”
"Sister An Ran!"
"He told me in person that he likes Lori! Especially someone like you who has a good figure and a Lori face, he likes it the most. ”
“......”
An Ran stood up with a smile: "I'll pull Jiang Tang out, and Mrs. Lu will hand it over to you!"
Yang Yuluo watched An Ran rush to the crowd, dragging his chin against Lu Yuan on the other side of the table in a daze.
Lu Yuan is not handsome, he can only be said to be good-looking, his facial features are very even, although his cheeks are a little thin, but he looks very healthy, and he has a delicate taste. The straight nose bridge and the thin and appropriate thickness of the lips give the impression of a brother next door.
"Lu Yuan?" the sheep tongue fell, and tried to call.
Lu Yuan was motionless.
In fact, he didn't fall asleep, but he still didn't dare to move, first, he didn't understand the situation, and second, he didn't know how to face the current embarrassment.
"Are you asleep..."
Suddenly, a somewhat scorching breath sprayed on his ears, and the sheep's tongue fell cute: "Hey, big matchmaker, this is the first time I like someone, and it's the first time I'm in love, please advise!"
The heat dissipated soon after, and Lu Yuan's arms stiffened, but the voice did not stop, and he continued. It's just a lot smaller, and it seems that the sheep's tongue has returned to his seat: "Alas, it's a pity that you can't hear it, and you sleep like a log." ”
"I'm wood, I'm wood, I'm wood......"
Lu Yuan kept hypnotizing himself, wanting to fall asleep as soon as possible, but unfortunately the soak of urine he didn't know when made him more and more energetic, and he couldn't sleep at all.
Fortunately, the party was almost over at this time, and An Ran was sending people out one by one, and gradually the noisy voice gradually dissipated, and An Ran's voice came from afar: "Luoluo, wake up Lu Yuan, we are also leaving." ”
Then, Lu Yuan felt someone tugging on his clothes: "Hey, big matchmaker, don't sleep, get up and go home!"
"Huh, you're done?"
Lu Yuan stood up in a daze, struggled to walk out of a straight line, and threw the sheep's tongue behind him.
An Ran winked at him: "Everyone is gone! Jiang Tang and I are also going back." You've drunk so much, let Luoluo send you. ”
"No, no, just give me a taxi. ”
Lu Yuan couldn't stutter clearly, waved his hand again and again, and suddenly felt his stomach churning, and he hugged the small tree on the side of the road and vomited wildly.
"You're all like this, don't be reckless. ”
Yang Yuluo took out a tissue from his bag, wiped the tissue for Lu Yuan, and handed over a bottle of water. Lu Yuan rinsed his mouth, carried the water and looked around: "Where is my cat?"
"Follow behind. Yang Yuluo wiped the corners of his mouth again, waved his hand to stop a car, and pushed Lu Yuan in.
"Master, Qingfeng Xiaoyuan. ”
Lu Yuan shouted with his tongue wide open, and the sheep's tongue fell behind and shouted, "Master, wait for me!"
As she spoke, she told An Ran and the others: "Sister An Ran, don't drive either! Let Jiang Tang's stupid driver call him!"
"Got it! stay safe on the road!"
"Hmm!"
The sheep's tongue fell into the car and pushed Lu Yuan aside: "I warn you, be careful, don't spit on me." ”
"No, no. ”
Lu Yuan smiled wryly, the driver was probably afraid that Lu Yuan would vomit in the car, and he drove all the way, and it didn't take long to send the two drunks to the door of Qingfeng Xiaoyuan.
After paying, the sheep's tongue fell and landed far away from the car. Facing the cool evening breeze, Lu Yuan's drunkenness dissipated a lot, and the first time he saw the wind after drinking had passed, and blowing the wind again made him sober.
"You should go back early, too. ”
Lu Yuan smiled embarrassedly, although he was conscious, but he didn't have much strength under his feet, he still couldn't walk in a straight line, and he stumbled two steps and hit the wall. Seeing his appearance, Sheeptongue laughed and said, "I'll help you go back!"
Lu Yuan didn't deny it, so the two of them slowly walked in the direction of Liuyunxuan.
As he passed by the small pond, Sheeptongue stopped in his tracks.
I don't know who put a few lotus lanterns in the pond, it's nice to flicker and flicker, Lu Yuan simply sat down in the pavilion next to him, rubbed his head and said, "I said, it's okay for you to go back alone in a while, right?"
"It's okay, just take a taxi, the social security is so good now. ”
"I'm sorry for you to run, I don't drink well, just... Makes you laugh. I must be embarrassed, right? I'm ugly!" Lu Yuan scratched his head in embarrassment, and said with a smile: "It's very embarrassing, but it's not ugly!"
"That's... Before..."Lu Yuan hesitated, and was interrupted by the sheep's tongue as soon as he said a few words:
"Did you hear that?"
"Hear what?"
"Nothing. ”
The atmosphere fell silent, and in the end, it was Lu Yuan who spoke first: "It's not too early!
"Hmm. ”
Yang Yuluo nodded: "I'll send you downstairs." ”
"No, the building next to it is it, why don't I send you out?"
"You'd better go upstairs obediently!" Sheep Tongue made a grimace, she looked like a cute two-dimensional doll in the moonlight, and people couldn't help but want to reach out and touch their heads.
Lu Yuan resisted the impulse and waved goodbye to her. Sheep tongue fell a few steps forward, and suddenly turned his head sharply and crashed into Lu Yuan's arms, and stood on tiptoe. The next moment, Lu Yuan only felt a chill on his cheeks, and when he came back to his senses, the initiator had already run far away.
The sheep's tongue stopped next to a tree, put his hands to his mouth, and said loudly: "Lu Damu, Luoluo likes you!"
After shouting this, she didn't stay for a moment and disappeared from Lu Yuan's sight.
Lu Yuan touched the left side of his face, and stood in place in a daze, I don't know how long he stood there, until the cat screamed and he came to his senses.
"Meow!"
Lu Yuan looked down and found that the cat's little eyes were very unfriendly, so he scratched his head: "Go, go back to sleep." ”
One person and one cat went up to the top floor, after Lu Yuan unscrewed the door, he lit a cigarette and squatted at the door to smoke, he was still reminiscing about the moment just now, when suddenly he caught a glimpse of the cat's small clever jump, and hooked the key on the door, and then walked into the house with the key in his hand under Lu Yuan's gaze, and stretched out his hind legs to bring the door by the way.
“!!!”
Are you locked out?