Chapter 685: Rats Flirt with Cats

The elf sister reprimanded: "Trying to despise Aunt Ben, purely looking for death!"

It turned out that when Qiao Zhi and the elf sister were shifting and changing positions just now, the guard kicked her in the chest.

Actually, I really don't blame that kid, because he originally kicked Qiao Zhi.

No matter how moral that kid is, he won't avoid anything from Qiao Zhi, and if he catches something, he will kick it down and kick it to death.

However, I changed horses halfway, and I had to talk about where I kicked them.

The little girl originally saw that you kicked Qiao straight and didn't fight in one place, and she wanted to clean you up fiercely when she found fault, isn't this a ready-made one?

As for saying that it was not intentional, or that the time was too short to adjust the position of the kicker, who cares about you!

Anyway, you did it, and you have to bear the consequences!

This consequence is that the elf sister made a move with anger, maybe it was a kick, anyway, others couldn't see it, and she came to a trick to treat others in her own way!

His foot that popped up and kicked people was the strongest display of his martial arts, and he did it with all his might, afraid that he would not have the power of a thousand catties?

But he was lightly touched by the elf sister and returned immediately!

This return, if there is no change, only the recoil of that guy, doesn't it mean that the elf sister is half a pound and eight taels with him?

This is not reality!

And the elf sister shot out angrily, and didn't give him a lesson that he will never forget, wouldn't he be sorry for the elf sister's easy anger?

As a result, the strength of three times the power of the original thousand catties, three thousand catties, went back!

This power is not trivial, no matter what, as long as it is in the way of going back, it will be like destroying and decaying, and it will be destroyed!

In fact, there was nothing, but one of his thighs suffered, whether it was flesh, tendons, or bones, all shattered into a puddle of mud!

The most unfortunate thing is that the bird's nest in his middle has also suffered a disaster.

The culprit was his foot.

Originally, if he turned out, there would be no other consequences, but he would just turn into powder, just like elsewhere.

But he didn't know what to think, but he turned in, of course, it could be that he didn't mean to, but subconsciously acted, and he deserved to be unlucky.

The foot that turned inward, if a sharp pig knife, just cut through the bird's nest in his crotch, and swept away the bird with the egg!

A very strong man, who claimed that he didn't even frown when his head fell off, howled like an earth-shattering howl as soon as he cut the pig knife.

This effect happened, and the elf sister didn't expect it, but she didn't take it seriously at all, and stood aside to watch Qiao Zhi vs. Shang Tianzhu.

It is estimated that after a while and a half, everyone will find a match.

A beautiful girl who starts pig surgery at every turn, who dares to mess with it?

And the operation was crisp and neat, without any dragging, in one go, and it was definitely a skillful skill.

You say you are unintentional coincidence, who believes you?

There is also a coincidence, the whole thigh was made into mud, in fact, the damage was also very large, at least not less than the damage of the pig, but the audience did not see it.

I just saw a pig.

Why?

Because before the chicken and egg were beaten, they flew in mid-air for a while, and they made a close-up appearance.

And this appearance is also divided into two parts, the first half of the chicken did not fly, and the eggs did not hit, that is, the intact chicken is a chicken, the egg is an egg, and the eggs are distinct.

But in the second half, the eggs not only separated, but also suddenly burst and mixed together, and the eggs were not separated.

This stunt shocked everyone!

You say you didn't mean it, who would believe it?

Such a master of urging chickens and broken eggs, staring at you, still doesn't let your eggs hurt to death, and dare to move?

Therefore, for a period of time, she can definitely sit quietly on the mountain and watch the tiger fight.

The people on the other side, as long as this beautiful little witch doesn't trouble them, it is the ancestors who bless them.

Besides, Shang Tianzhu, who changed the target, didn't have much power to punch the elf sister, and it was unexpected to see that the person was changed, and he had no strength, and it was not as strong as the mosquito leg to bounce on Qiao Zhi's body.

Qiao Zhi didn't plan to show his strength, he didn't think it was time yet, and looking at this old man's two steps, he was not his opponent.

He also acted in a full set, and he didn't do anything after being beaten, but he shook it twice, and made a grinning motion.

At this time, Shang Tianzhu didn't care about the first attack, and he was also stunned by the tragic situation of the guard's injury.

That leg is gone, but why did you break his third leg?

Look again, not only the third leg!

The entire nest will be reimbursed with the eggs of the birds!

The old man was so angry that he was about to scold, but suddenly he remembered something, and immediately stopped and was speechless.

What did he remember?

He remembered that the opponent he had chosen at the beginning was that little girl!

However, the little girl changed horses halfway and dropped the bag halfway!

What if you don't drop the bag?

That chicken and egg is not the unlucky one, but himself!

When I think about it like this, I feel an incomparably tight egg!

It's scary to think about!

At this point, he couldn't help but feel a little grateful to the little girl, raised his noble hand, spared him, and saved him from the pain of being beaten with chickens and eggs.

That's three points worse than hell.

Shang Tianzhu felt deeply lucky, and he was furious!

This first round was a fiasco!

Not only was it a fiasco, but it was also extremely humiliating.

A manly man with a genuine price of chicken and eggs is tolerable, but it is unbearable.

So, Shang Tianzhu shouted: "If you don't take revenge, you won't be a person!

After saying that, he ordered two men to go out and move the rescuers.

Since Qiao Zhi is to preside, everyone doesn't speak, it depends on how Qiao Zhi arranges.

Qiao said straightly: "Okay! I'm here at any time!"

One jumped out of the ring, went back to the place where he ate, and said, "Whatever the flies, let's eat." ”

The elf sister followed her like a shadow, and when she saw Qiao Zhi coming back, she was not bad for a second, and she also came back, sitting next to Qiao Zhi, seemingly harmless to humans and animals, with an innocent and romantic smile on her face.

But everyone looks at her differently.

Although it doesn't hurt the egg, it can't be avoided when you look at the tightness.

Pig surgery is so powerful, who is not afraid?

Since it's a woman, I'm afraid!

If your man is like that, won't the sky fall?

Even unmarried girls are afraid.

What a terrifying scene it must be for all the men in the world to be like that?

Among them, Qiao Zhi's mother is the most frightened!

That's the most realistic worry of hers.

Because her baby son Qiao Zhi is her biggest reality.

When she saw the little girl sitting down next to Qiao again, the two of them were all right, and she couldn't help but be shocked.

Regardless of others, he pulled the little girl and began to talk about it and ask some strange questions.

The mother's question was secretly scheming, and the little girl's answer was indifferent, but it made people frightened.

At this time, the food has already been served.

Because Qiao Zhi had already spoken, the two fathers Qiao Mu and Mai Tian who had to handle this matter ordered the floor manager to bring the ordered meal.

At this time, Shang Tianzhu couldn't care about grabbing a room with them.

The face is gone, what are you eating!

Ordinary people have a very good face, not to mention these big families?

As for Hong Weiguo, he began to save some face, but now that they have started fighting, they don't care about face, let the merchants worry about it.

As for whether the food was safe, although no one explicitly mentioned it, Mai Ke consciously took responsibility and told everyone not to be anxious first, and to wait until he told him that it was okay to eat before using chopsticks.

Of course, he didn't have the skill, but he had a good idea.

Nothing can pass the test of a single movement without revealing its original form.

The spirit rhino moved from the Trick of Controlling Things, a booklet that Mai Ke obtained from the Sacred Mountain when he crossed again, which talked about the origin of all things and their functions.

Once you know the source and function, you will know how to use each of the creatures in all things.

Fundamentally, it means that the Creator makes everything for a definite and specific purpose, and the general principle of mastering things is to use the thing for that purpose.

The reason why all kinds of contradictions occur in the world is that they are used illegally, or when they are used, they run counter to their original purpose.

Therefore, the general principle of the use of the trick is to do it naturally, not against the original intention.

The trick of harnessing things is all-encompassing, so Mai Ke concentrates its healing functions and other commonly used functions in the movement of the rhino to facilitate daily needs.

Not long ago, Mai Ke treated his grandmother, that is, he applied the healing function of the trick of controlling things, and used the spirit rhino to move, and quickly cured his grandmother's illness.

The test function he uses today is that the normal food force should certainly not be toxic, but provide the elements that people need to live in good health.

Therefore, once this human heaven does something greasy, it will not be able to escape the level of Lingxi's move.

Mai Ke said in his heart, you are honest and law-abiding, I naturally won't be idle and have nothing to trouble you, but if you poison you, I will eliminate the harm for the people.

No matter what you are the number one, I will make you disappear.

Therefore, those who come to the Ming are directly resisted, and those who come to the Yin are checked by Mai Ke, and everyone eats vigorously and is full of spirit.

During this period, Qiao Zhi's mother gave elf sisters in an endless stream.

"Girl, you just now beat chickens and eggs, very skillful, it must be practice makes perfect, long-term use, thousands of people planted on this hand, right?"

The little girl said shyly, "No, I'm also a novice!" But the child has a bit of talent, and he doesn't need to practice this kind of technical work, and he can use it handily when he gets started. ”

"Little girl, you are so powerful! I think this technique is so complicated! When Auntie learns from you, it is okay to prepare for it! By the way, have you ever used this hand on Qiao Zhi? That kid is also quite annoying sometimes!"

"It's ...... done"

"What? really did it work?"

Qiao Zhi's mother snorted, did you pay it back?

Calm down right away, though.

I don't know what the result is, what is in a hurry.

"How's it going?"

"It's good. ”

Pretty good?

Qiao Zhi's mother was almost paralyzed from fright!

Qiao Zhi hurriedly grabbed it and glared at the elf sister.

He found that after meeting her parents, this sister became extremely active and a little naughty!

I don't know if it's a good thing or a bad thing.

The elf sister saw that Qiao Zhi grabbed his mother, and also went up to pull it, and said with a smile: "Mom! My good effect means that he has nothing to do, nothing is short, you can rest assured! Not only did I not hurt him a single hair, but I also want to ensure that others can't hurt him a hair, if anyone has bad intentions and dares to mistreat my brother Qiao, it is a mouse flirting with the cat, looking for death! Hmph! That's it!"

As he spoke, he pointed to the guy who had lost a leg and was beaten by chickens and eggs.

Although the elf sister smiled at this warning, everyone present heard it clearly.

Suddenly, a red light lit up in my heart - that Qiao Zhi boy is the most dangerous existence!

It was only at this time that the injured man was noticed again.

He was still lying there, no longer calling, probably fainting.

It can also be seen from this how ruthless the people of the merchant are!

Anyway, he is also fighting for the merchants, and even if he becomes a waste from now on, at least you should ensure that he can survive.

Although the Hong family is not clear about what the merchant is going to do, it is impossible to completely leave it behind, especially the old man Hong and the two second-generation aunts.

However, for the two boys of the third generation, Qiao Zhi and Mai Ke, it was as if nothing had happened.

As for the twenty-two people brought by McKe, Zhang Yuan was still low-key, and Peter and the eleven guys who had a concentric contract were not at ease at all, but they knew the details of McKe, hundreds of thousands of people were not a problem, not to mention an old man.

They don't make trouble, they just eat and drink, and guess the boxing order Tu Leh.

I just came back from a time-traveling mission, and I'm about to enter another unknown mission, so why don't you hurry up and relax?

That Shang Tianzhu gritted his teeth when he saw it!

Eat, drink, have fun, I'll make you cry for a while!

It didn't take long, that is, after the Hong family practiced the banquet with three dishes, a siren sounded from far and near, and then a large number of people rushed in.

It turned out that the merchant's soldiers came.

But why did his soldiers use police cars?

At this time, Hong Weiguo was reprimanding Shang Tianzhu: "I said Lao Shang! You are also not a small boss, why do you still make these foolish children's halls! Do you think that your convoy can scare people with the sound of a siren?

Shang Tianzhu saw that there were 200 people coming in, and he tightly surrounded the people of the Hong family who participated in the family banquet, and he couldn't help but be arrogant!

Of course, the sirens of my family's military convoy can't scare you, because they are dealing with ordinary people, but those shrimp soldiers and crabs who are dealing with you and you will be my three hundred elite soldiers, all of whom are the top players of one hundred! Do you think that if you hurt me alone, it will be fine? Let me tell you, I will be able to repay you if I hurt one! If you hurt one of me, I will hurt you ten! To the extent that you hurt me, I will return it doubled! Also, these ten people must include your two good grandsons! And that hurting girl, she is out of ten people, and she must be handed over to me! Dare to say a word, all of you here will be the same as the injured one!"

After saying this set of cruel words, he said to those soldiers: "If you resist, you will be killed!"