Chapter 604: I Want to Vomit When I Listen (Ten Thousand Three)
Chapter 604: I want to vomit when I listen to it
This mineral water, apparently, someone has moved his hands and feet and added ingredients.
Since someone is doing things at his party, I don't want him to be obedient, and I want to make him fall on the host.
Then how can he let the other party get his wish, host, there must be, and there must be a man and a woman.
In the office, in the end, only Junzi and Wang Dahai were left to accompany Chu Qiankun.
"How's it going? Is there a problem in the water?"
Chu Qiankun's fingers began to tap on the table again, and the rhythm was still the same.
Junzi has been studying the bottle in his hand, the water in the bottle.
"The bottle of water has not been drunk, but there is also a subtle cloudiness, which is definitely problematic. Junzi opened the lid and sniffed as usual: "There is no peculiar smell." There is an eighty percent certainty that something has been added to this water. ”
"It's really calculating, stuck in time to do things. Chu Qiankun smiled and said: "They want to serve our host in a pot, but they are obviously still very amateurish, and they are bad at chess." They probably didn't think that Jiajia would not drink water. Hmph, put these two bottles of water away, and find someone to test them to see what they are. ”
"Got it. Wang Dahai found a plastic bag and filled two bottles of water: "Boss, do you know who wants to mess with us? You tell me that I will take my brothers to abolish him." ”
Wang Dahai's expression was a little scary, he had so many subordinates here, and as a result, someone had drilled a loophole and made trouble.
He really wants to dig that guy out and fix it well.
Let the other party know that he knows that the loophole of his king sea is so easy to drill, and the stormy waves scare him to death.
"How do I know. Chu Qiankun had a guess in his heart, but he couldn't imagine the verdict: "Your task now is not these, but to order me to go down and keep an eye on the surroundings." If something goes wrong again, I'll settle accounts with you. ”
"Yes, I'll arrange it right away. Wang Dahai was excited, and hurriedly ran out to make arrangements.
"You have someone check it out and find out who is delivering the water. Chu Qiankun looked at Wang Dahai, who was leaving, and instructed Junzi: "Then let the people from the special dispatch department keep an eye on all the vital parts." There will be one, there will be two, and even three. ”
Chu Qiankun thought about it, he could do things in the province, and he had a contradiction, only Sang Chen and them.
Sang Chen dealt with him several times, but they all ended in failure, they are not stupid, they will definitely improve if they eat and grow wise.
With what he knows about them, with their way of doing things, the means will not be like this.
One after another, one plan cannot be reborn, and one plan is their inevitable practice.
"I'll arrange it. Junzi followed behind Chu Qiankun and walked out of the office: "Are you going to go up and preside over it yourself?"
"Then what else can I do, hey, I thought I could easily watch the show today, but I still have to go out in person, work hard in person, and my life is hard!"
Chu Qiankun walked in front, and ten minutes would pass quickly, he estimated that Fang Shaohua might have thought through his brain after ten minutes.
As he spoke, the phone rang.
"You see, Mr. Liu called, and he must have found that the situation was wrong. Chu Qiankun smiled bitterly and showed the caller ID to Junzi, and asked knowingly, "Cousin, is there something wrong?"
"Chu Qiankun, what kind of fame is Fang Shaohua doing, pretending to be crazy and stupid on stage, why hasn't the party started yet. Liu Yiyi asked dissatisfiedly.
In addition to Liu Yiyi's questioning, Chu Qiankun could also hear the students' boos.
"There were a few minor problems, but they were all solved, and the party will start soon. I'm still in a bit of a hurry, so I'll explain it to you when it's over. ”
Time is of the essence, and the explanation must be postponed.
When passing by the bathroom, Chu Qiankun said to Liu Zhenyu, who was guarding outside and was also guilty: "Send Xiao Dou to the hospital, if it goes on like this, people will be dehydrated." My cousin's company will reimburse me for the medical expenses. ”
Then he said to Junzi: "Arrange someone, send a car, and help the senior to send people to the hospital together." ”
Liu Zhenyu nodded silently, he was in no mood to take care of the affairs of the party anymore, and now he had to arrange the affairs of Xiao Dou first.
It's really like Chu Qiankun said, if you collapse, it's troublesome.
Regarding the matter of water, Chu Qiankun didn't tell him, the matter hadn't been clarified yet, and there was no conclusive evidence of who it was, and saying it would only add to his troubles.
"What about the presiding business?" asked Liu Zhenyu.
The person was introduced by him, and now that there is such a big mistake, he is also full of guilt and embarrassed.
"It's okay, I'll find someone to replace me. You don't have to feel guilty, tell Xiao Dou to go to the hospital to recuperate for two days, and he can't be blamed for today's incident. ”
Chu Qiankun nodded somewhere, he really wanted to go over and pat his shoulder, and say another brother's hard work.
"You found someone, who is it?" Liu Zhenyu looked surprised and surprised.
It's really hard to believe that in such a short period of time, Chu Qiankun has found a suitable candidate, could it be that the host of that profession came to the rescue?
If that's the case, the connections are terrifying.
"Speaking of which, you know this person. Chu Qiankun smiled: "Clown!"
"Joker, ah, it's you. Are you going to go on your own?" Liu Zhenyu's surprise did not subside bit by bit: "You will still host, you can remember a few lines of those lines." ”
"Isn't it just hosting a stage party? What a big deal, for the clown, sprinkle water. Chu Qiankun smiled and basked in the water.
Host, remember the main lines, don't be afraid of the field, and add a piece of improvisation, just hold the table.
Chu Qiankun is not short of these things, so it is the best choice for him to come forward to save the scene, and it is also the only choice at present.
When Chu Qiankun came to the waiting area, Jun Si was already waiting for him with a bag in his hand.
Chu Qiankun wants to be the host, although he is a clown in a mask, it is impossible to go up with the T-shirt on his body, that would be too casual.
Fortunately, in his car, there was a thin suit, which had just been dry cleaned, and he hadn't taken it home to put it away, so he just used it today.
Jiajia was looking anxiously behind the scenes, Fang Shaohua on the stage was fighting with his tongue, no, it should be a group of tongue battles.
He said that he spit lotus flowers in his mouth, foaming at the mouth, and the boos of the students in the audience never stopped, almost on par with Fang Shaohua's voice that was amplified through the stereo.
Chu Qiankun pricked up his ears, listened carefully, and found that he was talking about the development history of Xingchen Media.
Even if he is smart, if he speaks carefully, let alone ten minutes, he can't finish it in an hour, and it is no wonder that there are so many boos from the students.
They came to see the show, how could anyone want to listen to Fang Shaohua's tirade there, and he didn't get to the point for a long time.
Under Jiajia's attention, under the cover of the human wall of Junzi and others, Boss Chu quickly finished changing his clothes.
walked up to Jiajia: "I don't know my new partner, are you not satisfied?"
"Ah, boss, are you on it yourself?" There were no outsiders nearby, and the boss had no scruples: "But do you know the lines?"
Being able to host on the same stage with the boss, of course she is satisfied with such a beautiful thing.
In the past, this was a good thing that could not be dreamed of, but today it is so easy to get.
At this moment, she suddenly felt that Xiao Dou's stomach was good, wonderful, and croaking.
The original sympathy and depression have long been forgotten by her to Java.
The only thing to worry about is the lines, which is not well coordinated, but it is difficult to host it smoothly.
Poor Xiao Dou, if he knew what his partner was thinking at this time, I am afraid that he would not have fainted in the toilet and would have cried and fainted.
"You don't have to worry about this, I have already memorized part of it in the office just now, and there will be a gap in the program for a while, and I can memorize it again. I remember pretty well, don't worry. “
"After a while, you can just say your own, don't worry about what I say. I promise to cooperate with you. ”
In fact, so far, Chu Qiankun hasn't read a word at all.
"Okay. Jiajia responded with a smile.
The boss is really handsome, this diamond king "small" five, is really worthy of the name.
"Call Fang Shaohua back, it's really hard for him. Chu Qiankun smiled, and then said to Jiang Rihe on the side: "Tell them to get ready, and start the show immediately." A lot of time has been wasted. ”
Fang Shaohua, who had a dry mouth and ran out of words, finally saw Jiajia on the side give him a sign to step down, and the breath in his heart was called a long.
It's really not easy, and I finally got through this most difficult time, but I don't know who the boss found to save the scene.
Then, I saw Jiajia and a masked person, walking towards the stage and passing by him.
Dumbfounded, he didn't know how to step for a while.
But a familiar voice came from my ear: "Why don't you go down quickly, do you still want to say a few more words on stage?"
Nani, this masked man is the boss?
walked off the stage quickly, looked at the side hesitantly, and his figure was indeed the same as the boss: "Junzi, it was the boss who went up just now?"
"By the way, you don't recognize it?" asked Junzi strangely.
Familiar people should be able to see at a glance that it is Chu Qiankun himself, isn't that body shape and temperament familiar?
"Oh, I recognized it, it's just strange, why is he wearing a mask, pretending to be a clown?" Fang Shaohua relieved the embarrassment with a question.
"You'll find out in a moment. Junzi let out a rare laugh.
Then he got serious again, keeping his eyes on the stage at all times, and at the same time began to blindly type messages on his mobile phone and arrange something.
From the moment Chu Qiankun put on the mask, the counterattack officially began.
was taken aback, and Jiajia beside Chu Qiankun, when she came to the stage, she walked in front and didn't know the situation behind her.
When he stood in the center of the stage, he found that the boss next to him, I don't know when, had a mask on his face.
What's going on?
For a moment, the application was a little trance-like and a little distracted.
Compared with her feelings, the appearance of the mask clown made many people in the audience feel a lot of emotions and have different thoughts.
The clown in the mask, at last year's welcome party, the celebrity who made a big show and suddenly disappeared, actually appeared again.
I just don't know if it's a real person, or an imitation, playing a gimmick.
Whether it is true or not, the applause and cheers must come first, so the treatment is completely different from Fang Shaohua.
As soon as Chu Qiankun and the two of them came to the stage, the whole venue was full of thunderous applause, cheers kept coming, I don't know who shouted: Clown, sing one.
And so, the applause became uniform again: the clown sang one.
"Alumni, I miss you, don't you think I do?"
Chu Qiankun knew that under this kind of mood, it was impossible to dissuade everyone's shouts, only if he took the initiative to lead the rhythm and let everyone follow his train of thought.
"Think!"
"If you still think about me, then I'm relieved. Chu Qiankun said loudly: "However, I'm here to host today, not to sing, so don't make it difficult for you." It's not easy to listen to songs, and tonight I promise to make your ears pregnant and make you want to vomit. ”
A gag caused everyone to laugh and their attention began to shift.
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