559 bad words
With the expectation of the new mission, Zhao Yao followed Hattori Kaede out of the other courtyard all the way, got into the car, and left Hattori's house.
"Hmm, where are you taking me?" Zhao Yao's eyes flickered, and he became more and more curious about Hattori Kaede's purpose.
And after the two sat in the back seat of a small car, Hattori Kaede also began to speak: "Yamada-kun, where do you think the hope for the future of our country is?"
Hearing this, Zhao Yao was directly stunned: "Damn, I just want to do a random task and brush up some experience, you suddenly asked me where is the hope for the future of my country? β
Frowning and pondering for a while, Zhao Yao said solemnly: "Anime and games?"
Of course, the process of dialogue between the two sides still relied on Mao Lao's translation, and the cat Lao listened to the translation and said it to Zhao Yao in his consciousness, and then Zhao Yao answered to Mao Lao in his consciousness, and then Mao Lao said it to Hattori Kaede, and there was also Zhao Yao's illusion and Yuanyuan's stealth as a cover, so that Hattori Kaede did not have the slightest suspicion.
Hattori Kaede shook his head with some disappointment: "The influence and output value of anime and games are very high, but it is not enough to achieve the revival of the country through these two things. There is a great man in the Chinese who said very well that power comes out of the barrel of a gun, and if we want to truly achieve rejuvenation, we also need to have strong strength ourselves. β
"Gun?" Zhao Yao nodded, and said solemnly again: "Is it AV?"
"It's not that gun!" Hattori Kaede's face darkened, afraid that the other party would continue to talk nonsense, and replied directly: "Now, the hope for the rejuvenation of our country lies in the super cat."
This is an unprecedented opportunity, superpowers are not reasonable, and people who are originally very weak can defeat opponents who were previously unsightly after having super cats.
Countries that originally had a gap in national strength can also be shortened or even crossed by super cats. β
Seeing Hattori Kaede's excited face, Zhao Yao rolled his eyes wildly in his heart, but on the surface, he kept nodding and said: "What you said is really good, Minister of Honor, our Great Japanese Empire can only punch the United States, kick China, and kill Britain, France and Russia with a spittle. β
Hattori Kaede was slightly stunned, although what Zhao Yao said was a bit vulgar, but it did go to his heart, not everyone in the current Japanese government agrees with his super strategy.
Hattori Kaede nodded with satisfaction: "Yamada-kun, I really didn't misunderstand you, you are a man of lofty ideals like us." β
Zhao Yao immediately patted his ass and said: "How can I compare with you, Minister of Justice? I am just a small screw on the chariot of the great empire, you are the leader who leads us to a bright future, without you, no matter how many people like me are, it is useless." β
Although Zhao Yao's words were a bit rough, he was shameless, and it completely went to Hattori Kaede's heart. So along the way, Zhao Yao and Hattori Kaede both talked and laughed, and Hattori Kaede also looked at Yamada Jun in front of him more and more.
And because before coming to Hattori's house, Zhao Yao activated the super cat armor for safety, so although he was sitting in the car, Zhao Yao actually had super cats lying on his stomach.
Seeing Zhao Yao's embarrassed appearance with Hattori Kaede, the simple rice cake exclaimed: "Zhao Yao is going to be a traitor?
Elizabeth licked her paws casually, and said casually: "Fool, Zhao Yao still has so many things in the country, how can he be willing to be a traitor? I think he is deceiving this Japanese and wants to brush up on the task, right?"
Rice cake was surprised: "Isn't it?" Zhao Yao looked very serious and agreed. β
"Huh. Matcha looked like a cat and said: "Rice cake, you are too naΓ―ve, people like Zhao Yao, you can't believe a word in ten sentences, this scumbag is best at abducting young and ignorant kittens." β
Saying that, Matcha sighed with a face of vicissitudes: "I think when I was just one year old, I was just a little kitten who didn't know the world, and I was deceived by Zhao Yao, a scumbag." At that time, he also told me that in the future, I will only have one cat in the family, and what is the result? β
Elizabeth pursed her lips: "No matter how you say it, it is also Zhao Yao's first cat, it is difficult for men to forget their first cat." Unlike us, I am not impressed in his heart.
Do you dare to believe it? Last time Zhao Yao woke up in the morning, touched my back, and called me Diana? He actually mistook me and Diana?!"
Rice cake said with a surprised face: "There is such a scumbag man, and he can't even recognize his own cat?"
"Hmph. The briquette couldn't help but say: "What is this, remember last winter, it was very cold during the New Year?"
Zhao Yao, this guy, he unexpectedly, he unexpectedly, he actually carried me directly under the computer desk and put it under the computer desk to cover my feet! Can you believe it? He actually used his own cat to cover his feet? How old am I? He can even do it? Yuanyuan was two meters away at the time, but he actually hugged me to cover my feet. β
Yuanyuan: "......" He said secretly in his heart: "Did I meow and eat your catnip?"
Seeing that the cats fell into a state of complaining, one by one began to count Zhao Yao, a trace of strangeness appeared in his round eyes, and directly through his consciousness, he passed on all the words said by the super cats to Zhao Yao, and finally said: "Zhao Yao Zhao Yao, these guys who eat inside and out, they know that they say bad things about you, I really can't listen to it anymore before I tell you, don't say that it is my secret." β
Zhao Yao's brows furrowed, and he immediately glared at Matcha and Elizabeth, who were chatting hotly, and snorted coldly in the consciousness of the cats: "What are you talking nonsense?
The cats were startled, and they glared at Yuanyuan viciously, Yuanyuan had a bitter face, and said secretly in his heart: "Alas, don't blame me, from the moment the cat factory was born, there was only one way to be loyal to Zhao Yao." β
Zhao Yao said viciously: "You cat scum, stay at home all day long, eat and wait for death, greedy for pleasure, drunk and dreaming of death, some know to play games every day, brush the web, and some know to watch live broadcasts and chase American dramas, if I didn't raise you, you would have starved to death."
One by one, you can't do martial arts, you can only pretend to be cute, I raised more than 100 of you who eat and drink, and you have to look for me if you can't even, am I easy?"
The malice seemed to turn into substance, and it blew on Matcha and Elizabeth, and the cats trembled, and they all lay down and lowered their ears.