Chapter 522: The Panda, the Fox, and the Boar

By the beach bonfire, the fox bit the leg of mutton in his hand like a vented anger, no way, angry, he never thought that he would be planted in a trap, and twice in a row......

Swallowing the lamb in his mouth, the fox asked, "How many traps have you set around?"

Panda thought for a moment: "About 17 or 8." ”

"Poof...... Ahem, ahem

You're going to do this in the afternoon?" the fox asked, coughing.

The panda shook his head: "No, didn't I roast the sheep here?"

The fox took the water bottle, took a sip, and said, "How do you know I'm going to step into your trap?"

Panda: "Towards the beach, there are only a few roads in the woods, it's dark again, you don't have night vision devices, and you don't have many options to get off your feet."

I've sealed all the 'roads', and I've always had one or two bad lucks...... No, one or two are unlucky. ”

"So, you deliberately lit a campfire?"

Panda smiled: "I definitely can't beat you in a field shootout, but, in the next Bucai, self-proclaimed Huaguo Lua No. 1 person." The trap is actually the same as fishing, the bait is cast, the fish will naturally swim over, and then it depends on luck whether to bite the hook or not. ”

The "unlucky" fox fish: "......"

After a period of silence, the fox sighed: "Alas, I don't know how to explain to my father when I go back." ”

Panda: "Haven't you passed the assessment?" Lieutenant, go back and continue to be your little soldier." ”

Fox: "You don't know, my dad was born in the navy, and in the year of my college entrance examination, he wanted me to change my volunteer to take the military academy, just to let me get on the big ship."

After graduating, I was assigned to the west of the station for two years, I heard about this assessment, my father asked the old comrades-in-arms one by one, and finally had this selection opportunity, this is good, the first one was eliminated, and when I went back, I was hung and beaten. ”

The panda shook his head and smiled: "No, I think you might as well go back to the camp for two days, don't be in a hurry to leave, maybe you will have to re-evaluate the day after tomorrow." ”

The fox looked up: "What do you mean?"

The panda didn't answer, and there was a burst ......of gunfire from the woods.

Panda: "Huh? Another one, let's go, let's see." ”

The fox followed with a leg of mutton, and he was not happy in his heart, so he also wanted to see that others were unhappy.

In the woods, about 200 meters away from the fox, there was a boss hanging on the tree, almost 2 meters tall, and the rattan was tightened.

The fox recognized its prey: "Boar?"

But the boar was obviously short-tempered, and the "da-da......" responded to the fox with a burst of gunfire.

The fox subconsciously shrank his neck and said, "What are you doing? It's not a trap I set, I've been eliminated too, don't shoot indiscriminately?"

The boar hung upside down with a gun, and when he saw that the horse's vest had been taken off, the muzzle of the gun looked around: "Where are the people?

The panda leaned out from behind the tree and asked, "Has he run out of bullets?"

The fox was also cheap, took a bite of the leg of mutton, and said, "Guess~"

There is no need for the panda to guess, the grumpy boar pulled the trigger again: "Da da da......"

The panda vest was hidden behind the tree, his head was out, he pointed his head with his finger, and said provocatively: "Come, fight here, if you fight to death, I will count you as losing, no, if you can't die, I will count you as losing!"

Witnessing the panda's cheap appearance, the boar was furious, struggling and twisting its heavy body.

The fox pinched the leg of mutton and stood aside to watch the play.

The boar weighs 200 pounds by sight, and under the violent struggle, the shaking amplitude gradually increased, and there was a faint "click" sound from the trunk, and the panda said: "Don't move, obediently let me make up a shot, and eat mutton with me." ”

Can this boar endure it......?" Click...... "The last two bullets are over......

After the panda had finished making up for the shot, the boar finally stopped struggling and let out a pig cry instead: "Bastard!

If you let me down, I'll blow your head off!"

A few minutes later, by the campfire, the boar gnawed on another leg of mutton: "Well! it's so fragrant~."

Ji An, are the black girls really as accurate in their marksmanship as you say?"

Panda: "Then there is still a fake? I come with an 8x mirror, and I have been playing with guns since I was a child, can I not be sure?"

The boar tore off the fragrant mutton, puffed out his cheeks, and slurred his words: "I don't believe it, it's not a problem with eyesight thousands of miles away, and AK can't hit that far." ”

Finding that the cowhide was blown up, the panda forcefully said: "Next time I have a chance, I will bring two to let you see and understand." ”

"Woo ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~" While the three of them were chatting and bragging, a drone flew in the sky.

Approximately 1 hour earlier, Command had spotted the fox approaching the panda through its vest positioning.

In fact, there are not only small soldiers who participate in the assessment who have opinions about Ji An's "gasai", but any soldier will not believe in the fantasy story of 300 catching 3000, plus a Ji An, you have to top another excellent soldier who has worked hard and has excellent results in all aspects.

Helplessly, the superior ordered, the assessment officer pushed it once, but he didn't push it off, so he could only go with his nose to "kidnap" Ji An from the airport.

Originally, I saw the fox staring at the panda through the screen, and the assessment officer still thought about waiting for the panda to be the first to be eliminated, and came back to ridicule and squeeze two sentences, how could Ye Luzi compare with the little soldier carefully cultivated by Huaguo?

But after waiting for a while, the panda and the fox met, and the fox's signal light turned from green to gray and was extinguished.

The assessment officer was not in a hurry to come over to check on the situation, because there was a boar behind him.

It's just that he didn't know Ji An's honorific title of "Pig Killing Maniac", and in a blink of an eye, the boar was also destroyed, and the assessment officer released the drone.

The drone whined and flew over, and when I saw it, the three of them were eating roasted whole sheep around the bonfire, and Ji An also waved to the sky, pointed to the mutton, and signaled to eat together.

Sister Pony of the signal soldier covered her mouth and couldn't help laughing, the assessment officer's face turned green with anger, and she roared through the drone amplifier: "After the assessment, I went back to the camp, and I was embarrassed to eat mutton after being eliminated?!"

Hearing this, the fox and the boar pouted, got up honestly, said goodbye to Ji An, and returned to the direction of the camp.

When the drone flew away, Ji An became alone again.

"Damn, can't we brag together?" he complained.

Looking up at the sky, the moon had risen, and he himself was almost full, and it was time to get to work.

Ji An roasted the rest until golden brown, and the mutton that was still dripping with oil was put back into the turtle armor bag to keep it fresh, and when it continued tomorrow, he used seawater to extinguish the bonfire.

The fire was soaked in seawater and sneered, and the surroundings suddenly darkened.

Ji An summoned Aman, stroked its round head, raised his hand, Aman lifted into the air, and the night owl-level "biological drone" took off.

Walking towards the woods, at the edge, he took off King Adi on his feet, and at night, no one could see his cute girl wearing pink five-finger socks.

He straightened the crown of locusts on his head, and on the brim of his hat, the motif of the crab and Chekov appeared at the same time.

The cat's paw "walking silently" function was activated, and Ji An walked into the forest, like a leopard hunting at night, and his footing was silent. ()

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