The text of the first volume of his cat

CHAPTER XLVII

After the fire, Lu Yuan was really stable for a while.

The matter of the house Lu Yuan was handed over to An Ran to deal with, after all, this is her friend's house in name, but according to Mao Xiaoxiao's statement, An Ran's friend is actually one of the Miao brothers.

On this day, Lu Yuan was sitting at the front desk bored, and suddenly found that the cat hanging out in the hall seemed to be a little... Rounded?

Lu Yuan rubbed his eyes, took out his mobile phone and compared it carefully, only to find a fact - this stupid cat seems to have gained a lot of weight!

The cat didn't notice Lu Yuan's small movements, after it was done wandering, it returned to the front desk to rest, Lu Yuan held back in pain all morning, and finally couldn't help but poke the cat next to him when no one was around: "Hey, I said, you have grown a lot in size recently." ”

"Meow. ”

Stupid shoveler, what's all the fuss about?

"I see you've been running outside quite happily lately..."Lu Yuan hesitated for a moment, staring at the cat's small belly: "You... It can't be pregnant, right?"

“？？？”

The cat looked up at Lu Yuan, with a confused look that I didn't hear clearly what you said, so Lu Yuan asked in a low voice: "I said, do you have a good relationship outside? Why is your belly getting bigger and bigger?"

Stare.

Lu Yuan suddenly felt that the weather didn't seem to be so hot, and he began to break out in a cold sweat under the cat's small gaze.

The cat's eyes narrowed!

The cat stood up!

The cat hunched over!

The cat pounced!

"Don't scratch your face! Hey, lightly! Don't kick your crotch—Miss, I was wrong..."

The entire Zero Dew pet storage facility was filled with Lu Yuan's wailing, and it took half an hour to subside.

"Hello, welcome to Linglu, we provide a full range of pet services here, please register here first..."

Lu Yuan hung a strip of rags and a band-aid, sticking to his job. Across from him, a little girl was laughing and trembling.

"Kid, do you have it?"

Lu Yuan glared, and the little girl holding the cat suddenly held back her laughter in fright. Unconsciously took a few steps back, pouted, and cried.

"Lu Yuan, you are scaring the child again!"

The sheep tongue who came downstairs to see the excitement glared at Lu Yuan, turned around and led the little girl upstairs, comforting her as he walked:

"Little sister, don't be afraid, he is a murderer, but he is actually a coward. ”

"What grade is my little sister in?"

"This cat is so cute, can you let my sister cuddle it?"

The corners of Lu Yuan's eyes twitched, and it didn't take long for the screams of sheep's tongues falling from upstairs, it seemed that her physique that was disgusted by cats could not be cured.

Lu Yuan was bored, opened the post bar and flipped around, and suddenly he saw such a post:

Netizen Qingfeng Mingyue returned to his hometown: "Recently, I suddenly felt that the cat at home was a little fat?"

also brought a photo of a chubby tanuki cat, Lu Yuan looked down, and there were a few interesting replies.

Netizens hacked the dog Wakaba to death: "It may be time to raise autumn fat." ”

Netizen Wuling Yingshao: "Upstairs, no matter how I look at it, it looks like I'm pregnant." ”

Netizen Mr. M: "Hey, hey, your cat may have been bullied outside... Congratulations on being a dad!"

Netizen Nian Shanjin: "Congratulations on being a father +1!"

Netizen Jinwen made a wine glass: "What a cute cat, I really want to hug its owner!"

Lu Yuan looked at their happy appearance, looked at the strips of rags on his body, sighed, and sent a reply:

"A word of advice, don't ask a fat female cat if she is pregnant, or you'll die a terrible death. ”

Lu Yuan turned off his mobile phone after sending it, the cat was lying next to him, and he raised his paws like an uncle, so Lu stretched out his hand and began to massage the uncle.

"Hey, I said you burned a house, why aren't you sad at all, are you goblins so rich?"

Lu Yuan chattered while pinching the cat's legs, the latter flicked his tail, and Lu Yuan glared: "Didn't you say that it was your house?

"Meow-"

The cat didn't know how to explain, it looked around and found that there was no one around, so it stretched out its paws and typed a few words on the keyboard next to Lu Yuan.

"That's not my money. ”

“！！！”

Lu Yuan looked at the words on the computer in surprise, and confirmed that there was indeed no one around, so he quickly deleted it, and asked in a low voice: "Didn't you rob it?"

The cat nodded slightly, then hesitated again and shook her head.

"It's not like it's a robbery of the rich and a way to help the poor, right?"

The cat raised its tail slightly, and Lu Yuan's hand shook: "No, you really robbed the rich and helped the poor! I haven't seen the news that a rich man died unexpectedly." You're not afraid of being arrested for doing this?"

"Meow woo-"

Stupid shoveler, this king is so powerful, how can he leave a handle? It should be the bad guys who are caught, right?

Mao Xiaoxiao glared at Lu Yuan with great disdain, and Lu Yuan was still there and underestimated himself: "What kind of world is this, the goblins have begun to act chivalrous?"

"Meow!"

Shovel, don't you look down on goblins!

The cat suddenly burst out and scratched Lu Yuan, but this time it didn't use any strength, Lu Yuan laughed and caught it: "Okay, okay, don't make trouble." What are you going to do in the future, you won't just stay hiding here, will you? I'm worried every day, for fear that those people will set this building on fire. ”

The cat dragged the keyboard and clicked, and Lu Yuan saw several more words on the screen.

"They don't dare"

"There is a demon slayer"

Thinking about it again, the cat typed out a few words again:

"After a while"

"Go"

Lu Yuan asked cautiously, "Are you going to go back?"

It crackled and the keyboard kept ringing.

"No"

"Find a Friend"

Lu Yuan looked at it and blurted out, "Do you want me to go with you?"

The cat stared at him for a long time, and it was not until Lu Yuan was about to lose that he typed two words on the keyboard.

"Whatever"

Then it turned its head and lay down, Lu Yuan glanced at it, and found that it was pretending to sleep with its eyes closed, but it obviously didn't look like it was sleeping at all—it wasn't sleeping like this.

"Hmm-"

Lu Yuan pondered for a long time, the air seemed to be still, he stared at the cat in front of him, this guy maintained a posture, motionless, it seemed that the whole cat froze.

"Hey, hey..."

Lu Yuan snickered in his heart, but sighed in his mouth: "Alas, I'm a person, I don't have any ability, and I will drag my feet if I go, not to mention that I'm still a life-sparing..."

"My life should be to study in an ordinary university, find a dull job, find a makeshift person to marry, have a baby to pass on the lineage, and then make do with firewood, rice, oil and salt for a lifetime, that's probably it..."

Lu Yuan chattered endlessly, and he clearly saw that the cat's tense body had been loosened, and he seemed to be disappointed.

"But," Lu Yuan suddenly changed his words: "Now that there is such a mysterious and vast world in front of me that ordinary people cannot touch in a lifetime, how can I give up! Even if I am just an ordinary person, I have to go through it, so as to live up to this life!"

The cat raised her head suddenly, and when she saw Lu Yuan's face full of banter, she realized that she had been tricked, so in the next second, there was an angry cat on Lu Yuan's body.

Damn shovel, damn, damn, damn!

The cat's claws slashed his head and face, and the hall was filled with Lu Yuan's wail again:

"Hey, you can't slap your face! You stupid cat, hey, hey......"