104 Bad habits in the countryside tease daughters-in-law
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There is an important folk custom in the countryside when getting married, that is, the bride must worship under the heaven and earth card, and Yuehua has seen it when her cousin Yueteng got married. So when her mother-in-law asked Yuehua to come out of the courtyard to worship, not only was she not nervous, but there was an expectation in her heart, which was probably the feeling of nectar after a long drought. When a person has been looking forward to something for a long time, and it is very painful to look forward to it, she also feels happy to be abused for this desired thing.
Due to the lack of mental preparation in advance, there was no one for the woman to worship, and Yuehua temporarily decided to have her sister Yueqi and Xiaojiao worship for herself.
Walking to the god card that said "A match made in heaven", Yuehua asked her mother-in-law:
"Mom, I don't understand anything, you look at me, don't make jokes. ”
Yueqi is on the left, Xiaojiao is on the right, and hundreds of people in the courtyard are watching, everyone is talking, and they all want to see this legendary beautiful bride.
Although Yuehua was a person who had experienced a lot of wind and waves, she still felt a little nervous on this occasion. After calming down, she began to see her mother-in-law receiving the worship money from her relatives in her hand, and then read out her name one after another:
"Your aunt's 500, your third aunt's 500, your mirror's 500......"
Yuehua saw Yueteng's daughter-in-law kneeling,
But at this time, the mother-in-law did not hint that she should kneel. She wanted to kneel again, but she was afraid that she would be ridiculed again if she knelt down.
She was so anxious that she didn't know what to do, she stared at her mother-in-law tightly with her eyes, looking at whether her small movements were hinting at herself, and finally her mother-in-law suddenly looked up at Yuehua, and Yuehua immediately fell to her knees. There was a commotion in the crowd, and the noisy Yuehua couldn't hear what others were saying. It seems that someone faintly said:
"You hope that this daughter-in-law is so beautiful, tall, rich, and so knowledgeable, this Yu Yue is really blessed. ”
Hearing these discussions, Yuehua's heart was beautiful, in the past, she always envied those who got married, especially when it came to other people's happy events, she was extremely sad, although it was to participate in other people's weddings, it actually became her own difficulty. Once upon a time, I didn't know how much pressure I was under, and I went to someone's banquet one by one. I thought I would be a single dog in this life, but who knew that I would be able to catch such a good man with affection and righteousness at the end of the day. Yuehua felt that this life was enough.
Mother-in-law nodded every time she pronounced a person's name, and at this time she didn't know how to look up at her mother-in-law's eyes, how could she know that Mother Wang was already in a hurry, and hinted with her eyes several times, but Yuehua didn't see it at all. The problem is that this ceremony is not good to kneel on the ground all the time, in fact, it is not bad to kneel a few times and stand up, which is not rude and dignified. If he stood up at this time, Yuehua would not only appear knowledgeable, but also dignified. Who knew that this daughter-in-law was similar to her own son, and she was stupid. Wang's mother felt a burst of amusement in her heart, and she shook her head helplessly while reading.
Yuehua actually felt very happy when she knelt on the ground, she resolutely knelt to the end to show her loyalty and virtuousness, thinking that she would be praised, but the uproar of the people around her made her feel a little frightened. Yuehua looked up at the people around her without avoiding suspicion, and saw that many young daughters-in-law were covering their mouths with their hands while pointing and poking at her. At this time, she already felt that the situation was wrong, and Fang remembered to look at her mother-in-law's eyes, but it was already too late, and the worship of money had already been read. I only heard my mother-in-law say modestly:
"Get up quickly, girl, you say how real you are, you have kneeled and kowtowed to this one, you are famous in our village, you say how blessed I am, I can have such a good daughter-in-law as you, please your sisters, quickly pick you up and go to the house!"
Mother Wang casually handed over a wad of money to Yueqi's hands and asked her to put it away for Yuehua. This money is exactly more than 5,000 yuan, and the amount of income has nothing to do with Yuehua, she only cares about whether her behavior is following the local customs. Seeing her mother-in-law praising herself again and again, she knew that she wanted to save some face for herself in front of everyone. She was very grateful to the old man's earnest heart, although her performance was not very perfect, but she interpreted her ideals very well, and Yuehua's heart was very enjoyable. So even with the discussion of those people around her, Yuehua still felt very happy and comfortable.
If you are happy to tease your daughter-in-law in the countryside, and Guan Yuehua calls her sister-in-law and aunt, you can come to tease. Yu Yue is old, and a group of people call Yuehua her sister-in-law, which is miserable. She was surrounded by a heavy burden in the new house, looking at herself one by one, and she was about to see herself fall apart. Yuehua sat in a corner of the room, surrounded by a circle of men she didn't know. Although she has seen many big scenes, this is the first time she has experienced such a scene. It's a pity that Xiaojiao and they have already left Yujiazhuang by car, or they can still help themselves and cope with the scene. Yuehua complained about Yu Yue again, and she didn't care about herself with such a bunch of people. A man with a scruffy beard who was not a few years younger than Yu Yue walked up to Yuehua, opened his big mouth to reveal two rows of yellow teeth, and said to Yuehua:
"Sister-in-law, everyone is here, just pour us a glass of water!"
Yuehua didn't want to pay attention to them at first, and when she saw that she always said, she was embarrassed. Those people looked at themselves with straight eyes, and they almost made themselves a little hairy. She originally wanted to pretend to be a normal person, but then she felt more and more that these people were unreasonable, they sat there without a serious posture, eating melon seeds and peanuts, and some people came with cups and drank water. But their eyes were all the same, staring at Yuehua with a hairy stare at them. Yuehua thought, it is better to rely on them, pour a glass of water for each of them and send them away. So she got up, took a pack of paper cups from the drawer, and brought a pot of boiling water from the coffee table, opened the cups and poured them one by one, counting exactly 11 people, so that there were 11 cups of boiling water. Yuehua pointed to the water and said to the people:
"Okay, I'll do it, if you have something to drink, get it yourself!"
The room was full of sighs, and one of them, a thin and tall young man, said to Yuehua with a hippie smile:
"Sister-in-law, you can hand it over to these little uncles!"
Almost didn't make Yuehua's nose crooked, in order not to make things too stiff, she had to comply, picked up the cups one by one, and handed them to each of the men present in order.
Unexpectedly, some people will not follow this. Instead of letting Yuehua call her name, she handed it to her hand with warmth. Yuehua's face immediately stiffened, she wanted to suppress the anger in her heart and distinguish a few words from those people, but looking at their scoundrel images, Yuehua forced the internal fire and broke out.
"Fuck off, what is the matter, I poured all the water on you, and let me hand it to my hand, and just hand it to my hand, and even let me shout my name, and be warm? Forget it! I can't afford to serve you. Where's the cool, go up!"
After speaking, Yuehua sat in a corner of the bed and was silent without saying a word. Her toughness immediately made the room boil. Two of the young men were not accustomed to this, so they got up and shook their hands away. But there are still ten or eight people with thick skin, and they are still entangled. There was even a hairy young man who made a move, he came to Yuehua and hugged Yuehua in his arms. This really angered Yuehua, and she stood up and shouted loudly:
"Yu Yue, come in quickly, I really can't stand it, who is this helping!"
Hearing the shout, Yu Yue hurriedly rushed into the house, and when he saw the scene in the house, he asked loudly:
"What's wrong, what's wrong? ”
Yuehua's eyes were a little red, and she pointed to this circle of people and said:
"What are they doing, making me tea and water, and hugging me. Hurry up and send him out for me. ”
Yu Yue saw that all the people around her were her buddies, and it would be too ruthless to drive people out directly. He smiled and said to everyone:
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Brothers, my daughter-in-law is thin-skinned, so everyone should take care of her a little more. Let's go to the next room and rest, let's go drink water and chat, so as not to suffer the anger of this girl here. ”
Where did these people buy Yu Yue's account, they laughed at Yu Yue and said:
"Oh buddy, I see that you are a distressed daughter-in-law, and I am reluctant to let everyone tease and play. Oh, we can't be funny, we just ask her to pour everyone a glass of water and have a chat. Brother Yu Yue, you're too nervous!"
Yu Yue saw them praising themselves like this, and she didn't feel good in her heart. These people all sat still, and he was too embarrassed to hurry, so he had to turn his face and ask Yuehua for help. Yuehua saw Yu Yue's cowardly appearance, the breath in her stomach, she had already held her throat, she gasped and said to Yue:
"If you don't get rid of them, I'm leaving!"
There was no way, Yu Yue had no choice but to turn around and beg everyone for mercy:
"I said buddy, give me some face, it's not easy to marry a daughter-in-law, eight lifetimes of blessings, everyone help me cherish it!"
A few of the older ones were embarrassed to get up when they saw him always saying this, and got up to help persuade everyone:
"I said buddy, brothers, don't let our brother suffer, this water, sister-in-law poured it for us, what about the face? I think we'll listen to my brother and go to another house to drink water. ”
This response to the advocacy effect was really good, and several big men stood up and turned around and left. Looking back, Yuehua's face was like the ebb tide of the sea, and gradually returned to her former complexion. Yu Yuehua, who had a sense of accomplishment, grinned. Said:
"Don't be nervous, don't be nervous, there is a custom of teasing daughters-in-law in the countryside. These people have no ill intentions, but they just want to get close to your new sister-in-law. Now that they've been driven away by me, I'll let my mother come over to accompany you in a while, and if someone teases your daughter-in-law, I'll just kick them out. ”
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