Chapter 5: Couplet

"When you wake up, why are you still sleeping, and you still have to rush to the morning activities. Early in the morning, Xu Ergou hadn't woken up yet, the phone rang first, Xu Ergou just picked up the phone, and Xia Youhan's voice came from the other end of the phone.

"Sister, what time is it, I'm so sleepy, I have to sleep a little longer. Xu Ergou looked at his phone, it was only six o'clock in the morning, and he said helplessly.

"Hurry up, don't sleep, the morning activity starts at nine o'clock, and it will be late in a while. Xia Youhan hurriedly said.

"Oh my God, there's still more than three hours, can I just sleep a little more? I didn't sleep until one o'clock last night, and it's easy to die suddenly if I don't sleep enough." Xu Ergou pleaded.

"That's... Okay, you go to sleep first, I'll call you later. On the other end of the phone, Xia Youhan hesitated and said.

"Thank you. After Xu Ergou finished speaking, he hurriedly hung up his mobile phone, wrapped himself in a quilt and continued to sleep.

It's impossible, when I'm at home, I wake up at more than 10 o'clock in the morning, and it's still comfortable next to the bed.

………

"Xu Ergou, get up! Hehe, see for yourself what time it is. On the other end of the phone, Xia Youhan smiled evilly.

"What time is it...... it, it's 8:45. Xu Ergou's original hazy sleepiness disappeared in an instant, and he hurriedly turned over and got out of bed to wash.

"Eldest sister, why are you calling me now, I'm too late. Xu Ergou said while brushing his teeth.

"Didn't you tell me that you wanted to sleep a little longer? Am I not satisfied with you? Besides, who told you to lie in bed, alas, it is not easy to be a good person these days. On the other end of the phone, Xia Youhan said with a slight sigh.

"Okay, okay, I'm wrong, okay, where are you?" Xu Ergou said.

"I've arrived a long time ago, I'm not afraid of delaying your rest, so I'll call you now. Xia Youhan said, with a playful look on his face.

"Come over early, the event is about to start. Xia Youhan didn't wait for Xu Ergou to say something, and immediately hung up the phone after speaking.

"Alas, woman!" Xu Ergou raised his head to the sky and roared.

"Ten minutes to go, it's too late. Xu Ergou glanced at the time, ran to the door of the hotel with the clothes he hadn't put on yet, and stopped a taxi to rush to the venue.

"Whew! It's finally here. Xu Ergou was outside the venue and said with a sigh of relief.

"Hey! Here!" Xia Youhan saw Xu Ergou shuttling through the crowd at a glance, and hurriedly waved his hand and said loudly.

"Come on, come on, sit here, I've got a place for you. Xia Youhan greeted Xu Ergou, and after speaking, he held a bottle of orange juice and drank it.

"I didn't expect you to catch up, I thought you would be there in a while. Hehe!" Xia Youhan looked at Xu Ergou, who was sweating profusely, and teased.

"Don't you look at who my Xu Ergou is, can you stop me with such a little road?" Xu Ergou said.

"Well, keep it for you. Xia Youhan took out a glass of orange juice and handed it to Xu Ergou and said.

"Thanks. Xu Ergou was not polite, took the orange juice and said.

"Hello guests, welcome to the annual meeting of Xingchen Literature Network, I am the host Yang Yu. At this moment, a sweet voice rang out throughout the venue.

The originally noisy venue also fell silent at this moment, and everyone's eyes were focused on Yang Yu.

"The host is not bad. Xu Ergou drank orange juice, looked at Yang Yu who was talking on the stage and whispered.

Indeed, Yang Yu's height is almost 1.8 meters, and under a thin white dress, the looming skin can bring people a wireless reverie.

In addition, Yang Yugua Zi has a pair of cute dimples on her face, coupled with her long black and beautiful hair, although she is not as beautiful as the country, she can also become the focus of passers-by when she walks on the street.

"Then what do you think of me compared to her? Just as Xu Ergou's words fell, Xia Youhan asked softly on the side.

As soon as Xia Youhan's words fell, Xu Ergou almost didn't squirt out the orange juice in his mouth, swallowed the orange juice in his mouth with great difficulty, and then looked at Xia Youhan on the side.

Although it was winter, Yanjing was not very cold, and he had to participate in the morning activities, Xia Youhan wore casual clothes, and the ponytail on his head added a capable atmosphere to Xia Youhan.

The whole person looks lively and cheerful, and looks very sunny, which is not much worse than Yang Yu on the stage.

Of course, this is still comparable to Xia Youhan's ability to draw light makeup on stage without makeup.

"Look, if you say it, I won't eat you. Xia Youhan looked at Xu Ergou, who was looking at him, and said.

"Well, Yang Yu belongs to the kind of beauty that has its own royal sister style, and you, although you are not a royal sister style, but you are better than the royal sister style. And the clothes you wore today look extraordinarily sunny. ”

When Xu Ergou heard Xia Youhan's words, he came back to his senses and spoke.

"Don't you just say that I'm better looking than her, as for engaging in so many bells and whistles?" Xia Youhan glanced at Xu Ergou and said as if complaining, but he was very happy in his heart.

"Well, ladies and gentlemen, those of you who have attended our online annual meeting know that in order to allow you to better interact with other newcomers, we will pick a few interesting activities every year to invite you to participate.

And the first event of our annual meeting this year has officially begun, and the only couplet hanging behind me is the upper couplet, if anyone can match it

In the next sentence, you will immediately qualify for the next competition, and the final winner will receive a beautiful gift package. On the stage, Yang Yu announced the rules of the game and said.

"Shanglian: Guanyin Mountain views the landscape, whoever can make the next sentence can skip the next game and advance directly. Yang Yu pointed to the upper link opened by the staff behind him and said.

As soon as Yang Yu's voice fell, everyone in the audience bowed their heads and communicated, as if they were arguing about how to match the next link.

"How is it, can you be right?" Xia Youhan touched Xu Ergou and said.

"I can't, you can let me brag about it, this couplet, it's my shortcoming, I can't do it, what about you, can you pick it up?" Xu Ergou shook his head and said, then looked at Xia Youhan again.

"I'm the same as you, couplets are not my strong point, if I have that ability, what kind of author can I be, it's better to go to the street to write couplets and sell them, and it's fun and can make money. Xia Youhan replied.

"Nine days of rain in the world. As soon as Xia Youhan's words fell, a hand in the crowd was raised high and said loudly.

"No, no, it's not right, Guanyin Mountain is against the Nine Heavens, up and down, it can be on it, but the smoke and rain on the Nine Heavens seem to be a little wrong, a bit of a bull's head is not the horse's mouth. Just after the man finished speaking, the crowd began to flow a**.

"No, no, no one else can do it. Yang Yu stood on the stage and said.

In the crowd, as Yang Yu's words fell, he fell into a state of whispered communication again.

"Cave Heaven Blessed Cave Heaven and Earth. After a long time, a voice rang out again in the crowd.

"It's a pity, it's still a little worse, but it's close, is there anyone else who has a better downlink?" Yang Yu's voice sounded again.

"This ......" No one in the crowd spoke, and they all fell into deep thought.

"Poof, it's really dark enough, I actually use this pair of upper links to bully people. ”

Suddenly, Xia Youhan, who was sitting on the side, sneered.

"Uh-huh? You seem to know something. Xu Ergou looked at Xia Youhan's expression and spoke.

"Well, see for yourself. Xia Youhan didn't mean to explain, and directly handed the phone to Xu Ergou.

"Isn't it, is that really good? Xu Ergou looked at the information on Xia Youhan's mobile phone, then looked up at the Shanglian behind Yang Yu, and said a little speechlessly.

I saw that the inside of my hand was displayed:

A scenic spot offers a reward of 100,000 yuan to ask for the lower link, and the upper link is "Guanyin Mountain to view the landscape." ”

"That's why I said it's interesting, if you think about it, no one can match the high reward of 100,000 yuan, let alone these people sitting here, I guess I can't think of it even if I want to break my head. ”

Xia Youhan drank orange juice and said lightly.

"That's more interesting, isn't it, I'm curious, how the host will end up later, and fool these people with an impossible link. Xu Ergou looked at Yang Yu on the stage with a somewhat strange face and said.

"You think the host is as stupid as you, she can take it out for everyone, she must have done a good job, if you don't believe it, let's gamble, no one can match this couplet. Xia Youhan said.

"Hehe, it's not right anyway, why don't I try it too. Xu Ergou smiled evilly.

"Do you think of the next link?" Xia Youhan looked at Xu Ergou with some curiosity.

"Naturally, no, I just thought of a sentence temporarily, anyway, it can't be right, so it's better to give it a try. Xu Ergou sneered.

"Then you can try. Xia Youhan seemed to have thought of something, and looked at Xu Ergou with a wicked smile and said.

"Okay, listen to the sound of the crossing. Xu Ergou first replied to Xia Youhan, raised his hand and shouted loudly behind the crowd.

"Okay, congratulations to this gentleman for coming out of the couplet, this gentleman, please come to the front. Yang Yu said.

"Poof, didn't you say that you can't get the next link?" Xu Ergou was stunned, wondering if he had heard it wrong.

"Hahaha, I'm laughing to death. Xia Youhan on the side couldn't laugh anymore.

“…… You already knew that this would be the result, right?" Xu Ergou looked at Xia Youhan's appearance, as if he understood something, and said helplessly.

"That gentleman, would you please come to the stage?" Yang Yu's voice sounded again, and everyone's eyes were focused on Xu Ergou.

"People call you, don't go up yet, hurry up, hahaha. Xia Youhan finally breathed a sigh of relief, said a word to Xu Ergou, and laughed again after speaking.

"........." Xu Ergou was helpless, so he could only slowly walk towards the stage step by step in the eyes of everyone.

"This gentleman, can you please introduce yourself first?" Yang Yu said.

"Hello everyone, my name is Xu Ergou, I am from Tianfu Province, and I participated in the annual meeting of Xingchen Literature Network for the first time this year. Xu Ergou said calmly.

"Hehe, what age is this, and someone still takes this name, is it because the family is afraid that it will not be easy to support them when they were young?" As soon as Xu Ergou's voice fell, someone in the crowd sneered.