Chapter 142: Fat Woman

Since the elimination of the Fei organization, there has been no more mission for nearly half a month, and the fat man and I are also happy to be idle and go to the store with Yaka and Shansheng every day, and now that Yaka has come to China, a few of us simply let Yaka manage the store, bought a folding sofa bed, and he can also live here at night, so it seems that the store does not need to be turned.

This day is the eighth day that the fat man and I have returned to Linhai, the four of us are idle and bored as usual, drinking tea and playing poker, when the game is rising, the door of the store opens, and a woman walks in.

This woman has a head full of small curly hair, looks average but is fat, she walks a little unsteadily, and the fat on her body is shaking up and down, and she is fatter than the fat man before.

"Yo he! How big is the card?"

As soon as the fat woman entered the door and saw the four of us fighting, her face was red and her neck was thick, her small eyes glanced around, and then she stood beside us and watched it, and several of us were puzzled for a while, I don't know what the purpose of this person is, and finally the fat man asked her, "What are you doing here", the fat woman retracted her gaze and asked:

"You don't sell Buddha statues here, are you?

Under normal circumstances, knowledgeable or devout believers will use the word "please" instead of "buy", but this woman asked such a word as soon as she came up, and she looked like a "layman"

Shansheng said: "We only count hexagrams here to subdue demons and eliminate demons, and do not invite Buddha statues on behalf of others, if you have any difficulties, you can tell us!"

The woman pursed her lips, sat down on an empty chair next to her, and said:

"Alas, I've been so unlucky lately"

The fat man asked curiously: "What kind of bad luck method? Can you tell us the details? We are also doing this thing, just to see what kind of fortune it is?"

As soon as the fat woman obeyed the chatterbox, it opened:

"I'm unlucky, I'm unlucky, I'll tell you so! Seven times out of ten times I drank water and could choke, I would fall down when I walked, and once I went down the stairs to work, I didn't know what was going on, I fell down well, not to mention the fall, I fell on my own leg, a sitting, grasp the leg and sit on the fracture, originally I thought about waiting for someone to go upstairs or downstairs to see me can help me, but usually in and out of the house is a lot of people, but this time no one passed by for more than half an hour, and then I called the ambulance, and the ambulance went to the hospital, who knew that the ambulance had an accident on the way, hit a dog, this slammed the brakes and hit my leg, this injury on top of injury, hospitalized in the hospital, just fucking betterThe ceiling fan on the roof of the shed fell down again, just smashed into my leg, although this time the medical and treatment fees were all waived, but I myself suffered! No, after more than two months in the hospital, I just got discharged, I wondered if I had bumped into evil spirits, and wanted to buy a Buddha statue to avoid evil spirits.

The woman's description was relatively clear, but we all wanted to laugh when we heard it, but we couldn't bear it, and we almost suffocated internal injuries.

Then Arka cleared his throat and continued, "Is there anything else unfortunate about this?"

The woman patted her thigh and said, "Yes, why not?" I don't usually have any hobbies, I just like to play cards, not to say how good luck is, but I can win five times out of ten, but I always lose playing cards recently, and I have a lot of back, so you can help me turn my fortune again."

"Oh!" the four of us nodded at the same time, and now I finally knew why this woman came straight to us as soon as she entered the door and saw the four of us playing cards, it turned out to be a little gambler!

"Fortune is limited, if you have to ask for things that should not belong to you, you must pay some things that originally belong to you, such as love, fortune, longevity and health, etc., in exchange for these things, are you willing?"

When this woman heard this, she immediately became anxious, blushing and thick-necked to say that we are liars, we are gods, we will deceive people if we don't have them, and at the critical moment, we will use fate or something as an excuse to deceive others and cheat others out of money.

This scolded the four of us bloody, but after all, it is a woman and we are not good to see her in general, and the province affects our reputation, and then Yaka really couldn't listen to it, so he said that he had a way to make this woman instantly make a windfall, but there would be a little adverse reaction, and asked her if she was willing, the woman almost didn't think about it, and replied: "Willing, as long as I am transferred, I can say anything"

After hearing this, Yaka took out a tattered white cloth strip from the small leather box he brought, I instantly felt that there was yin qi flowing on the cloth strip, but there was no squeak, watching Yaka write a string of Thai on the cloth strip, and then took out a small bottle from the leather suitcase, which was exactly the same as the bottle with a little ghost on his neck, and there was a little white powder in the bottle, Yaka stuffed the white cloth strip into the bottle, handed it to the woman and said: "Two thousand yuan, but you can only use it for half a month, and return it after half a month, otherwise you will bear the consequences"

At first, the woman was a little unhappy, saying that two thousand yuan in half a month was too expensive, and there was nothing cheaper.

Yaka replied: "How much money you spend on things and many big wishes, if you want to get rich, you have to be willing to pay for it, you are reluctant to let the children not be able to catch the wolf, and you are not even willing to spend the money, how can you make money?

The woman listened to it and thought about it, and seemed to think that what Yaka said made sense, and finally reluctantly took out two thousand yuan and handed it to Yaka, and said, go play cards now, if you don't make it, you will come back and ask for a refund, and leave.

After the woman left, I asked Yaka what she had given her? Why was there still yin qi on it? Yaka told me that the cloth was a dead man's shroud, and the white ash was the ashes of a gambler, and the combination of these two things could increase wealth, but he didn't have so many materials in his hand now, and it would be better if he was in Thailand now, and the materials were complete.

When I went to Thailand, I did hear that there is something called "Buddha card" where it is very magical, and there are many styles, and the price is not cheap, but it is very popular, I must be talking about this thing.

In the evening, the four of us went out to eat some food stalls, and then went back to our respective houses to sleep.

The next morning, we just arrived at the store, the door of the store has been opened, and when we enter the door, we see yesterday's fat woman sitting in the store with a happy face, and there is a pile of fruit on the table, which looks like it has just been bought.

As soon as the woman saw me and the fat man and Shansheng coming, she smiled and said: "Oh, your things are really amazing, I played mahjong all night yesterday and won more than 20,000 yuan, I have never won so much money, I am almost excited, I will come directly after playing cards this morning" Speaking of this, he pointed to the fruit on the table and added: "This is the fruit I bought, you eat together!

After the woman finished speaking, she came and went in a hurry, but she did seem very excited, and then I asked Yaka, this thing is so good, why didn't he use it before, and if he used it, he wouldn't have to have to work so hard.

Yaka told me that this thing is good to use, but to satisfy one's desires and greed with evil things is to damage the longevity of the yang and the virtues of the yin, and it is okay to use it for a short time, but in the long run, it will be counterattacked, and maybe it will be lost, so this is also the reason why he asked the woman to return the thing in half a month.

After understanding the reason, I knew that these things in Thailand will also have a backlash, so I sweated for that woman, according to the woman's character observation, it is likely that she has made money, and she will not return the things after tasting the sweetness, and my idea has been confirmed.

Half a month passed in the blink of an eye, during which Yaka and Shansheng picked up some small jobs in the store, earning tens of thousands of dollars, I and the fat man also ran to Da'an City to pick up the task, but this time the task is relatively simple, that is, to help a ghost who haunts his family to find lost objects, this kind of trivial matter was done in one day, because I was still thinking about the fat woman, so I returned to Linhai City with the fat man.

It was true that the woman did not return the things to Arka, but Arka did not seem to be in a hurry about this at all, and told us more mysteriously that there would be a small job coming to us in a few days, and we were still very curious, when Arka would also calculate? But when the fat woman came to the door again a week later, we knew what he meant.

After the fat woman came to the door again, she just saw the four of us and sat on the sofa and began to cry, saying that our things are too evil, she is hell, this business is Yaka, and we don't know much about the Thai Buddha card, so we can only look at Yaka, the other party gave us a "don't be impatient" look, and the fat woman said.

"I asked you to return the things in half a month, but you didn't listen, now that you have broken the rules, why don't you want to think about the happiness when you win?

The woman didn't say anything about it, and after handing him the glass bottle that Aka gave her, she asked, "Master, how can I solve this matter?"

Yaka ignored the Buddha card she handed over, slowly stretched out five fingers, and said, "Solve this matter, 50,000 yuan"

As soon as the woman heard this, she blew up the temple, saying that we were robbing while the fire was burning, but Yaka's attitude was very tough, telling the fat woman that she would not solve it without 50,000 yuan, and said that she had caused this matter by herself, and if she didn't want to pay for it, she would find someone else.

At this time, the fat man was also helping beside him, pointing at Yaka and saying: "This master's usual appearance fee is at least 100,000, if it weren't for the fact that you are a woman, 50,000 yuan would not please move him" The woman probably even had the heart to die when she heard it, but she still spared her life, went out and took 50,000 yuan and handed it to Yaka again, but her attitude was still a little reluctant, if it wasn't for the fact that she bought it from Yaka, she couldn't believe others, otherwise I think she would definitely go to someone else and ask again.