Text Chapter 1 Pranks

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In a blink of an eye, the most solemn Spring Festival of the Chinese is coming soon.

In an inconspicuous village on the south bank of the Yangtze River, the villagers are also busy buying New Year's goods to prepare for the annual reunion dinner, which is a rule left by the ancestors, hoping to be happy with the family on the occasion of bidding farewell to the old and welcoming the new, and have a good omen in the coming year.

As a result, those villagers who are running around also have the idea of visiting relatives, although it is a poor hometown and a refuge home, their hearts are still very worried, now is no matter how busy the work is, no matter how far the road is, they must leave the work at hand and rush back to their hometown to reunite with their relatives and celebrate the Spring Festival together.

Those young children in the village are full of vigor and vitality, as soon as they smell the breath of the Spring Festival, their hearts are sweet, I hope to meet a few more bosom friends during the Spring Festival, so that everyone can get together to have a good time, so that they can have a happy time, and also add a festive atmosphere to the Spring Festival!

Especially those single babies are always looking for it, hoping to find their compatible partner while celebrating the Spring Festival. They always want to express the heart-wrenching words "I love you" hidden in the depths of their hearts to each other. The babies feel that only in this way can they feel happy and happy, and the hanging heart can get a little sweet comfort!

No, Yang Qiao'er stood under the bent-arm camphor tree at the west end of the village with a fiery heart, always staring at the road to the county seat and waiting for her sweetheart.

She looked forward to Brother Lin Zi being able to come back as soon as possible, and she would be so close to her, because when Brother Lin Zige came back from vacation last Sunday, he told her that today is the day of the school's winter vacation, and as long as there are no special circumstances, Brother Lin Zi should be home now.

She wanted to go to school to greet Brother Lin Zi by herself, but when she remembered that she had grown into a big girl now, she really felt a little embarrassed in front of so many classmates, and she was always afraid that people would tell jokes.

At the moment, she was really moved, and she had no choice but to stand under this picturesque bent-arm camphor and wait.

I remember that when she was a child, she often followed Brother Lin Zi here to climb trees, and that moment was indeed refreshing enough. The children jumped from branch to branch like a wild monkey, and sometimes walked up and down the very thick crooked arm branch like an acrobat walking on a tightrope.

Speaking of that curved arm branch is really thick enough, sometimes a dozen or so male and female babies all stand on it to play and jump, but they still don't move, and it seems too strong.

Brother Lin Zi is even more magical, when he is happy, he will suddenly have an upside-down onion, hang his heels on the branches, and his whole body will fall head down and feet up. At this time, Brother Lin Zi still had to shake off his hands and make all kinds of hanging movements, and the joy in her heart at the moment was indescribable.

Every time Yang Qiao'er saw that kind of situation, she was frightened, and she was worried about whether Lin Zige would have an accident, because once that kind of high-risk performance failed, Lin Zige's head would be pierced into her chest, and the consequences would be terrible! As soon as she thought of this, she immediately stopped, and she didn't dare to continue imagining it anymore.

This summer, when she came here with Brother Lin to climb a tree, she accidentally fell off a branch.

She was suddenly frightened, and she instinctively screamed, and after that, her mind was blank, and she didn't have any impression.

There was no way, she had to quickly close her eyes and quietly wait for the moment of death to come.

Strange to say, she felt as if she was in a dream, fluttering and fluttering, and it actually fell on a soft object. Her body is neither painful nor itchy, and she feels quite comfortable, could it be that some kind of fairy came to rescue her?

In order to satisfy her curiosity, she quickly opened her eyes to see what was going on.

When she saw the truth clearly, she couldn't help but feel happy in her heart, only to know that it was not some god who came down to rescue her, but Brother Lin Zi's eyes and hands were fast enough to catch her bravely, otherwise she would not die this time and would have to shed her skin, and the tragic consequences would be really unimaginable.

However, Brother Lin Zige still couldn't bear such heavy pressure, and she and Brother Lin Zi rolled to the ground at the same time, twisting together like a beautiful snake, but the taste of embracing each other was very special, and her face was still hot in retrospect, and she was indeed ashamed.

She suddenly remembered that Brother Lin Zi should also come back, so she quickly stopped the sweet memories and returned to reality.

She hurriedly raised her head and looked at the end of the road, and sure enough, she saw a figure that looked like a student, and she hurriedly walked towards the bent arm camphor, and she knew that it must be Brother Lin Zi coming back without asking. At that moment, her excitement immediately came up, and she quickly pulled out her legs and ran towards the figure.

However, she had just run a few steps and hurriedly stopped, and suddenly found that the figure in front of her was not Brother Lin Zi.

Her fiery heart suddenly seemed to have fallen into a river of ice, and there was no heat at all. She didn't expect that she would be so reckless, and she mistook the fat pig for Brother Lin Zi.

She felt embarrassed and quickly lowered her head, turned around and ran back without hesitation, and sat down on the stone bench under the bent arm camphor.

She hurriedly leaned against the tree pole and closed her eyes to recuperate, so that the shyness in her heart could be relieved as soon as possible, so she tried her best to pretend to be casual and sit under the tree waiting for Brother Lin Zi's arrival.

Now, she had to secretly blame herself for being too reckless, and she made such a rash move, which really made others see the joke.

After a while, an unpleasant voice sounded in her ears, and she suddenly felt extremely disgusted and uncomfortable. She knew in her heart that this was Rovandin, who had come to her side, and it seemed that the fat pig was going to entangle her again today.

"Qiao'er, thank you for waiting for me here, I'm very happy at a moment like this, hahaha!" It was Luo Wangding who spoke, and he came to sit next to Qiao'er under the bent arm, shaking his fat pig-like head and said with a grin.

Qiao'er suddenly felt a particularly unpleasant smell coming to her face, she was really disgusted to death, and it was very uncomfortable.

Now, in the face of the scoundrel around her, she felt that there was no way to govern it, so she had to quickly open her eyes and retort: "Who is waiting for you, you want to be beautiful!"

She could no longer sit down, but quickly stood up and changed to a stone bench, and distanced herself from Rovandin, only then did she feel better. After that, she still closed her eyes with her back against the tree pole, and she didn't want to deal with the hateful fat pig anymore.

To put it bluntly, she really hates the entanglement of the scoundrel in front of her, and is always looking for opportunities to get close to her. However, she didn't want to provoke this scoundrel, lest she invite unnecessary trouble. Thinking of this, she still pretended to have a cold expression to protest!

Luo Wangding was not angry at the coldness of the beauty, but felt that the Qiao'er in front of him had become more cute and moving.

He will never give up on this, and he will continue to amuse Qiao'er until Qiao'er can't help but turn from defense to offense before he can find real fun.

As the saying goes: If you don't fight, you don't know each other, but today he wants to verify the true meaning of this sentence and see if there is any unexpected gain.

In the face of Qiao'er's silence, he was also moved, and quickly held back his laughter, and then silently made a gesture in Qiao'er's nostrils. Then, he jumped to the side in a flash, looking at Qiao'er is "swoop" and laughing, but the mood at the moment was exceptionally cheerful and tasteful.

Qiao'er heard Luo Wangding smirking, and her heart was even more irritable, she didn't expect this fat pig to be too dead-skinned, and now she ignored him and he didn't know how to laugh, but he still laughed.

She wanted to open her eyes to see what Luo Wangding was smiling, but she was afraid that the fat pig would have to make an inch.

She still had her eyes closed, pretending that nothing had happened, as if nothing had happened.

Suddenly, she felt that her nose and eyes were itchy, and she didn't know what was going on, so she couldn't help but sneeze with all her might, and the snot and tears spurted out together. In this way, her ugly image can be said to be very embarrassing, and she is simply ashamed.

She never dreamed that such an embarrassing situation would happen today, as a big beauty. Faced with the reality in front of her, she had to quickly take out a handkerchief to wipe her nose, hoping to save the embarrassing situation as soon as possible, so as not to fall into a very unsightly laughing stock image.

Who knows, the more she rubbed her nose, the more itchy it became, followed by a few big sneezes, and at the moment her big and small intestines were about to turn out. She suddenly felt that something was strange about this, why did she sneeze again and again today? Could it be that she had a cold, but there were no other symptoms.

She quickly bent down and picked up her handkerchief again to wipe her nose, hoping not to make herself feel too uncomfortable. Who knew that this wipe turned out to be a strange phenomenon, and she suddenly found that there was an extra tip of grass on her clean handkerchief. At the moment, she couldn't understand everything, where did this grass tip come from?

Only then did she realize that Luo Wangding must have done something to her nose and eye just now to create this hateful prank, otherwise she would not have such an embarrassing situation.

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