Chapter 3 Crooked melons and cracked dates
"We're in the wrong place, aren't we?!"
Lao Luo looked at Shen Hanyang, who showed a stunned expression, the corners of his mouth were slightly hooked, and he said jokingly: "What kind of musician do you think you can find for a thousand yuan? This hairstylist is called Wu Jianbai, the guitarist you found." My hometown in Taiwan Province. ”
After Shen Hanyang listened, a strange expression appeared on his face.
What a special fellow, can this brother's accent not be from Xiangjiang?
At this time, Wu Jianbai had already seen that the person who came in was Lao Luo, and walked up with a smiling face: "Brother Luo, what kind of guitarist are you talking about, are you going to do a public performance in a mental hospital again?"
Lao Luo is a person who can't be idle, so he formed an orchestra and often went to places such as old people's homes and orphanages for public performances, and recently he often went to mental hospitals on the outskirts of the city. And Wu Jianbai is a member of the Lao Luo Orchestra.
Lao Luo looked at Wu Jianbai and explained to him with a smile: "It's not a performance, it's the 'big star' next to me who wants to record a song, and you play the guitar for him." ”
Shen Han Yang felt that the hairstylist in front of him was unreliable, and hurriedly said, "Lao Luo, don't you know how to play the guitar, what are you looking for someone else?"
Lao Luo glanced at him lightly: "I'll play the piano for you, and I also have a choice for the flute." As he spoke, he glanced at Xiao Pingtou, who was eating offal on the beef offal stall outside the door, "The one outside is Xiao Dou, a nurse in a mental hospital, who is very familiar with classical musical instruments." ”
Shen Hanyang: "...... "What is this, where did Lao Luo know this group of crooked melons and cracked dates, they are nurses and barbers, can you listen to the recorded things?"
When Wu Jianbai heard that Shen Hanyang was a star, he immediately ran outside excitedly, and ran in with Xiao Dou, who was full of offal.
"Xiao Dou, come and see the star, it's the first time I've seen it alive! We're about to record a song with the star!"
Although he is called Xiao Dou, he looks at least forty years old, but his cheeks are thin and he has a baby face, and he looks much younger than Wu Jianbai.
Xiao Dou looked at Shen Hanyang, his eyes widened in surprise, and he showed an expression of adoration...... Grunt swallowed the offal in his mouth.
Shen Hanyang enjoyed the eyes of the two of them very much, and he also felt pleasing to the eyes when he looked at them, raised his chin slightly, cleared his throat, and said, "Well, let's find the rest of the people first, and everyone will sign and take a photo of you one by one." ”
Lao Luo was amused by Shen Han Yang's smug expression, turned his head and asked Xiao Dou: "Xiao Dou, there is still a lack of guqin, guzheng and erhu, can you find someone?"
"Oh. ”
Xiao Dou was immersed in the emotions of seeing the star, and when he heard Lao Luo's question, he answered in a daze, and then disappeared.
After a minute, Xiao Dou turned his face and said to Lao Luo: "Is my guqin teacher okay, I'll call her." ”
Lao Luo smiled and waved his hand, Xiao Dou nodded, stood in place for a moment, and then turned around and walked out.
Looking at Xiao Dou's dull back as he lowered his head and walked slowly, the corners of Shen Hanyang's mouth twitched slightly: "Lao Luo, are you sure that he is a nurse in a mental hospital, not a patient who sneaked out?"
Lao Luo glared at him fiercely, and then sighed helplessly: "Alas, Xiao Dou's talent in music is very high, but he is too introverted, he went to work in a mental hospital at the age of seventeen or eighteen and didn't know anything, and he stayed with the mentally ill for more than 20 years, and he was imperceptibly affected by them." ”
Wu Jianbai also sighed: "Fortunately, he still has a hobby of music, otherwise he would have gone crazy." ”
Shen Hanyang looked at Wu Jianbai and said curiously: "What about you, a native of Taiwan Province, why do you have a Cantonese accent in your mouth?"
Wu Jianbai scratched his head embarrassedly: "I went to Xiangjiang to learn to make beef offal, and I have been an apprentice in the store for fifteen years. ”
Shen Hanyang: "......" Shen is a fifteen-year apprentice, and a cow offal can learn for fifteen years, I'm afraid this person in front of me is not a stupid boy!
At this time, Shen Hanyang had no illusions about the songs that were going to be recorded, and he broke the jar and said: "A few days ago, there was a blind man who played the erhu in the sock alley, I went to call him over, Lao Luo, you find another one to play the guzheng, and we will live together." ”
Lao Luo sneered: "Okay, then you can go." When you come back, bring some food and drinks, and let's have a party dinner. ”
Shen Hanyang hummed weakly, walked out of the door with a smile, and walked towards the sock alley.
When he came to the mouth of the alley, a blind man sat in the sun with a horse to warm up, and when he heard the sound of walking, he immediately pulled up the erhu in his hand.
"Kind passer-by, buy a bun for a dollar......
Shen Hanyang saw that the blind man was still here, so he walked straight over, took out a coin and threw it into his hat.
When the blind man heard the movement, a smile appeared on his face, and he thanked him and said, "Thank you, you are such a good person." ”
Shen Hanyang received a good person card, and asked the blind man jokingly: "How much do you guess I gave you?"
The blind man smiled confidently: "One piece." ”
"Awesome, you can hear that!"
"If the eyes are blind, and the ears are not good, it will be really over. ”
The blind man smiled slightly, stopped the erhu in his hand, and reached out to touch the hat in front of him.
The moment he touched the coin, his face immediately changed.
The money in the hat is indeed a piece...... A two-cent coin was thrown on the road and no one picked it up, and he couldn't spend it if he wanted to!
The blind man raised his head with a gloomy face, gritted his teeth and said to Shen Han Yang: "You are really a good person, but it's a pity that good people don't live long, and the scourge will last for thousands of years!"
Shen Han Yang Le smiled: "Then I will definitely live for a thousand years." ”
The blind man sneered: "Hey, the thousand-year-old king eighty-thousand-year-old tortoise." ”
Shen Hanyang slowly restrained his smile and said, "I don't have to be poor with you, I have something to do with you." I want to find someone to record a song, I lack someone to play erhu, I can eat and live, and I will earn a hundred yuan a day. ”
The blind man was stunned, and asked cautiously, "Really?"
Shen Hanyang said helplessly: "Can I have nothing to do to tease you to play with a blind man?"
The blind man was still suspicious, and said in his heart that you were not the one who teased the blind man just now......
Seeing this, Shen Hanyang took out a hundred yuan and stuffed it into his hand, and said, "Let's go, buy wine and food with me!"
The blind man touched the money in his hand, and then he believed him, smiled and put the money into his hat, put the hat on his head, picked up Ma Za, and walked with Shen Hanyang towards the restaurant with the erhu.
Soon, the two of them came to a restaurant, smelling the tempting aroma of the vegetables, and the blind man couldn't help but shout: "Well, Sichuan restaurant! Stir-fried spicy chicken! Hmm, and back to the pot meat!"
Shen Hanyang glanced at him with white eyes, and said to the boss: "A plate of peanuts and rice, and four bundles of beer." ”
Boss: "......"
Blind: "......"
After a period of silence, the blind man twisted his face to Shen Hanyang with a look of indignation: "We have at least five or six people, a plate of peanuts can eat a fart!"
Shen Hanyang smiled: "There are also beef offal, it's full!"