Chapter 134: Qi Family's Army
Early the next morning, the last resident guest, Xiaobao, brought the special guest Tong Liya to the meeting place.
Looking at the black and thin Xiaobao, Shen Hanyang felt that he would shout "color loss" when he opened his mouth, and couldn't help but be happy, and stepped forward to greet him: "Teacher Xiaobao, you are my former idol, and today I finally met the real person!"
Xiaobao was flattered and held his hand together, and said to Shen Teng with a smug face: "Brother Teng, which of us is the first brother in the sketch world, it's clear at a glance!" followed by Shen Teng's ignorant eyes, pinching the orchid finger and laughing.
"Or you have vision, brother will sign your name later!"
"No, I'm not a comedian anymore. ”
Shen Hanyang shook his head with a smile, followed by a sigh on his face: "Your appearance is so suitable for eating comedy, you are naturally funny, when you stand on the stage, you don't even need to say anything to the audience, you want to laugh." I can't do it, because I'm too good-looking, I can't use a lot of baggage, so I can only change my career to become an idol. ”
Xiaobao's laughter stopped abruptly, and the hand holding the orchid's finger pushed on his shoulder: "Are you praising me or are you praising me~Look at your loss~"
Tong Liya on the side burst out laughing, stepped forward and said, "My name is Tong Liya, and your boss is my former agent." ”
Shen Hanyang raised his eyebrows slightly, looked at her a few times, looked at the beautiful girl in front of him sympathetically and said, "She must have cheated on your money." ”
Tong Liya couldn't help but laugh and defended: "What's the matter, the relationship between the two of us is like sisters." At that time, when she went out to start a business, I wanted to follow her, but she said that I was not married yet, and she was afraid that I would put the dowry in, so she didn't pull me in, otherwise I would be your second boss now. ”
Shen Hanyang suddenly realized: "Oh, it turns out that she doesn't look down on you, I said why didn't she mention it to me." ”
“……”
Where did Liu Yeer find such a wonderful idol?
Seeing Tong Liya close her mouth depressedly, Shen Teng next to her couldn't help but be happy, and shouted at Shen Hanyang with a smile: "Brother, what are you talking nonsense about, the truth! Phew, I mean our girl is so beautiful, how can anyone look down on her! Don't nag, get on the speedboat, the director should be in a hurry." As he spoke, he took the lead and got on the speedboat and hugged the driver in front of him.
Everyone got on the speedboat one after another and went around along the coastline, Xiaobao and Zhang Weijian and others shouted loudly in the sea breeze, looking happy.
Yang Qianhua turned pale, grabbed the driver in front of her tightly, retched a few times from time to time, and seemed to be a little seasick.
Soon, the speedboat rounded a reef and stopped on a flat sandy field.
Shen Hanyang was bored, jumped off the speedboat, and helped Yang Qianhua, who was dizzy and couldn't take a step, to the shore.
The director watched everyone arrive, and shouted with a loudspeaker: "This time, the theme that everyone wants to experience is the ancient military camp. ”
"Oh ~ barracks!"
Shen Teng and Zhang Weijian pretended to be surprised, and glanced at each other with a smile.
The director continued unconsciously: "According to the usual practice, let's divide the identities for everyone first, we have prepared two flags, and the person who grabs the flag is the captain, and you can choose the team members according to your own wishes." ”
Xiaobao looked around and wondered, "Where is the flag?"
The director smiled slightly: "The flag is here." ”
"One-two-one...... One-two-one......"
As the director's words landed, a uniform slogan sounded behind a huge rock, and one hundred and ten shirtless soldiers wearing red turbans and shirtless bodies ran over with two flags, and the scene was very spectacular!
As the queue stopped in front of everyone, Shen Teng, Xiaobao and others rushed up and squeezed into the crowd desperately.
Only Yang Qianhua, who had not eased up, and Shen Hanyang, who was supporting her, stayed in place.
Seeing this, Yang Qianhua said a little anxiously: "Ah Yang, you don't have to worry about me, go grab the flag!"
Shen Hanyang turned his face helplessly, and said regretfully: "My physical strength is too weak, and I can't squeeze in at all." ”
Yang Qianhua sighed and comforted him: "Then don't rob it, anyway, the captain doesn't seem to have preferential treatment." ”
Shen Hanyang pretended to be disappointed and nodded, and then he felt a gust of wind blowing, as if something was floating over with the wind, and he couldn't help but reach out and grab it, and grabbed a porcelain solid.
When I grabbed something and brought it to my eyes, it was actually a flag!
Shen Hanyang looked confused, and then heard the director's voice with a smile: "Shen Hanyang grabbed the first flag, and there is still one left." ”
In the crowd, Shen Teng rode on the body of a strong man, grasping the bare flagpole, looking like he wanted to cry without tears, and grabbed Shen Hanyang's hand in the void.
"I managed to squeeze in...... Whoever tied the broken flag, it's not strong at all!"
Zhang Weijian had already squeezed through the queue at this time and came to another flag, raised the flagpole and laughed: "Haha, I grabbed it!"
The director nodded and shouted: "The captains this time are Shen Hanyang and Zhang Weijian, and you will each lead the members of your own team to travel back to the Jiajing period of the Ming Dynasty and experience the life of the soldiers of the Qi family." ”
"The Qi family army selects soldiers, and there are four wants and four don'ts. Next, I will send the rules of conscription to the two captains, and you will select the soldiers according to the requirements. ”
Zhang Weijian took the brocade book, opened it, and read: "You can choose an honest person in the countryside." ”
Shen Teng patted his chest and walked out: "I, I am an honest person, there is no more honest than me in the world!"
Zhang Weijian glanced at him with a very suspicious gaze, and then read: "Black and stout, there is a god in his eyes." ”
Xiaobao walked out of the queue with a figure-eight step, puffed up his chest, and stared at his round little eyes funny: "Isn't this just talking about me?"
Shen Hanyang still remembered how these people wanted to make trouble, so he said in fear of avoiding them: "These two people are for you, I want these two big sisters!"
Shen Teng said with an exaggerated expression: "Both, you are not as black and thick as Xiaobao, can you bear it?"
Shen Hanyang said with disdain: "I can't bear it, it's safer than being on a team with you anyway." ”
Shen Teng's face suddenly bloomed with a smile, and he said meaningfully: "Young people should pay attention to the long stream." ”
Yang Qianhua next to her reacted suddenly, and pushed Shen Teng away with a fierce face: "Don't teach bad young people! Ah Yang, don't pay attention to him!"
Shen Hanyang nodded a little confused, followed the team to the side of an ancient barracks surrounded by wood, changed into the clothes of Ming Dynasty soldiers, and walked into the barracks.
Entering the gate of the camp, more than a hundred soldiers dressed like them were practicing their spears on the field.
Everyone looked at them curiously, while walking in the direction of the Dianjiangtai, as they came to the middle of the array, the 100th soldier put away his spears and shouted loudly, and a solemn aura suddenly came.
"Defend me!"
"Kill!"
"Kill!"
"Kill!"