Chapter 88: Technology Doesn't Work
The resorts in the west of the city occupy a large part of the land, and there are wet areas, as well as resort areas and business districts......
Chen Xi is a liberal arts student, and he has always been poor at quantifying words, and he is not very accurate.
In the message to Liu Lu, he only wrote: "It's so big!
Liu Lu didn't even bother to reply to the message.
Fu Shen drove the car directly to the villa area and put his luggage into the room.
This is not the first time that Chen Xi and Fu Shen have come out, but it is the first time for the two of them to be alone, and Chen Xi still has some faint expectations for the two days of the weekend.
As Fu Shen said, there were indeed only two of them, Chen Xi didn't see anyone when he walked around the house, and it was relatively quiet.
"This place ......" can't be haunted, right?
Accustomed to the crowded shopping mall on weekends, the first time he went to a place where no one was, Chen Xi really pinched a cold sweat.
It's the end of autumn and the weather is not bad, it's not too hot, and occasionally a cool breeze blows.
The view of the resort is also not bad, there are rows of ornamental bamboo planted on both sides of the house, several seasonal flowers are planted in front of the door, and there is a small artificial lake in the middle of several houses, the lake water is clear, and you can see the fish at the bottom.
Everything is fine, except for Chen Xi, who is slight.
When she talked to Fu Shen for the first time, Fu Shen ignored her at all, and she asked Shangyun again without giving up, "This place won't be haunted." ”
Fu Shen looked at her and nodded solemnly, "I didn't expect to be discovered by you." ”
Chen Xi's heart trembled, "Then we still live here at night?"
Fu Shen said: "This kind of thing also depends on luck, if everyone who comes here can see ghosts, ghosts are also very tired, you have two days a week to rest, they also need to rest." ”
Chen Xi obviously didn't believe it, was it so magical?
"In case ......"
Fu Shen glanced at her meaninglessly, "It's true that there is a case, after all, you are so unlucky." ”
Speaking of which, Chen Xi also feels that he is particularly unlucky, he has not won a lottery since he was a child, and every time something bad happens, she must have her, and she has met a fairy jump when she falls in love.
Chen Xi thought about it, but the air that he had cut recently and thought was beautiful was lifted.
"People say that there are three fires burning in the center of people's eyebrows, which is a place where people's yang energy gathers, can you help me see if my fire is burning very strong?"
Fu Shen glanced at her faintly, and asked her with a smile, "Do you want to borrow a lighter for you?"
Chen Xi was still very timid, and he didn't know where to find a hairpin, and pinched the flowing sea back, revealing his white forehead.
After Fu Shen put away his luggage, he took a set of fishing gear out of the car, checked it and put it back in the car and closed the trunk.
He just opened the refrigerator and took a look, the dishes in it were all fresh, and Assistant Li had always reassured him in this regard.
The only one who is not at ease is poking his eyebrows with his forehead.
"Let's go to the lake and see if we can catch any fish. ”
There is a big natural lake on the other side of the wetland, the water quality is clean and there is no pollution, but many fish are artificially released seedlings, and many come to the lake to fish on weekends.
Chen Xi was still concentrating on poking his eyebrows, as if he wanted to poke the three fires more vigorously.
Fu Shen stood by the car door and looked at her and said, "If you don't get in the car, just stay here and wait for me to come back." ”
Chen Xi immediately pulled the car door and got into the car, so she didn't want to stay here alone.
From the villa area to the wet area, it took about ten minutes to drive.
Unlike the quiet villa area, there are many people in the wetland.
Fu Shen parked the car and walked in front with fishing gear, while Chen Xi followed with two small horses.
Fu Shen found a place with few people to put down his things, Chen Xi looked at the people around him, he was a little bolder, and took advantage of Fu Shen to prepare things and walked around within a radius of half a kilometer, inspecting the fruits of other people's labor.
When she came back, Fu Shen had already set up the fishing rod and threw the fishing line, and sat on the maza waiting for the fish to take the bait.
Chen Xi said to Fu Shen with great interest, "There are really fish, everyone has caught them, and there is a person who has caught a particularly big fish." ”
Chen Xi said and gestured with his hand.
Fu Shen patted the little Mazha beside him and motioned for her to sit down.
Chen Xi sat down obediently, and said again, "I just asked the uncle over there, and he said that the crucian carp here are all fresh, but they are nutritious." ”
Chen Xi's social skills did not have a special advantage when he was working, but this time it became apparent.
Fu Shen sat back on the maza, a rare lazy look.
Regarding Chen Xi's words, he just said lightly, "You don't need this nutrition." ”
Chen Xi asked, "Why don't I need it?"
Fu Shen said: "The nutrition of crucian carp is more useful for pregnant women and mothers. After speaking, he glanced at Chen Xi again, "Are you?"
When it comes to the topic of having children, Chen Xi is a little evasive.
She thought to herself, how could things be different from what Fu Yan said, didn't she say that Fu Shen didn't like children?
She doesn't want to give birth for the sake of her career for the time being, don't the two of them hit it off, made in heaven?
Why did this dog change his mind again?
Chen Xi thought that he had to find a time to ask Fu Yan about it again.
Chen Xi wanted to get up and go around again to avoid this problem, but he felt that it was too deliberate.
I had to cough and quickly change the topic, "There are a lot of fish in this lake, I see that everyone is fishing, it's a matter of more or less." ”
Fu Shen let her change the topic stiffly, didn't say anything, and stared at the lake intently.
Probably afraid that Fu Shen would return to the issue of having children, Chen Xi had a kind of stubbornness that Fu Shen had to pick up the topic of her.
Chen Xi touched Fu Shen's arm, "Eh, I'll talk to you." ”
Fu Shen asked, "What did you say?"
Chen Xi said, "I said that there are a lot of fish in this lake. ”
Fu Shen looked at her as if he was mentally retarded, "Isn't there a fish in the lake, but a ghost?"
Chen Xi's heart trembled, she was also afraid of ghosts.
She asked weakly, "What the hell did you say this place was haunted?"
Fu Shen frowned and glanced at Chen Xi strangely, what kind of mentally retarded question is this asking?
Chen Xi was afraid that he wouldn't understand, so he explained, "I mean, how do the ghosts here die? For example, there are headless ghosts, hanged ghosts, and so on. ”
Fu Shen retracted his gaze and said lightly, "Water ghost." ”
Chen Xi immediately moved the pony to his side, and the two were almost next to each other, which was more in line with their newlyweds' setting.
In fact, there were not as many fish in the lake as Chen Xi thought, otherwise Fu Shen would not have caught one in twenty minutes.
Sitting like this for twenty minutes, for an active person like Chen Xi, she was already on the verge of the limit, if it weren't for the fear of ghosts, she wouldn't dare to run around alone, otherwise she would have slipped away.
Chen Xi complained in her heart that Fu Shen deliberately scared her, and decided to stimulate him as well.
"You won't be ...... Technology doesn't work, right?"
Chen Xi's two hands were still holding Fu Shen's left hand, and she felt that this was more effective than the three fires in her eyebrows.
However, this also made it convenient for Fu Shen, he pinched it hard, and Chen Xi immediately cried out in pain.
Fu Shen snorted coldly, "I thought we had already discussed the issue of whether it would work or not with practical actions last night. ”
Chen Xi was blocked by Fu Shen, and he didn't say anything for a long time.
Where is the pure yellow person, it is obviously Fu Shen! Fu Shen's yellow is the yellow that emanates from the inside out.
If it weren't for Fu Shen's skills, then Chen Xi could only say that Fu Shen really didn't have any talent in fishing.
The two sat by the lake all morning, and Fu Shen didn't catch a single fish.
Chen Xi resisted the urge to speak and stared at Fu Shen in a daze, trying to make Fu Shen feel ashamed with his eyes.
But who is Uncle Fu? Where is it said that shame can be ashamed.
"Alright, let's go back to lunch. ”
Fu Shen packed up his things without expression, Chen Xi took out his mobile phone and took a photo of the empty bucket before he put it away.
Chen Xi also specially beautified this photo, effectively highlighting the emptiness.
While Fu Shen was driving, Chen Xi posted a circle of friends, "Three hours, it turns out that there are things that Uncle Fu is not good at." ”
The accompanying picture is the empty bucket.
This circle of friends Chen Xi also specially blocked Fu Shen's post, but everyone else except Fu Shen could see it, and they didn't know what the significance of her behavior of being silverless here was.
Although the fish were not caught, the food in the refrigerator was enough for the two of them to eat for two days.
Fu Shen is in charge of the kitchen, Chen Xi has a heart of a husband and a wife to play on the side, after being disgusted by Fu Shen twice, he still did not move without doubt, praising himself in his heart, this is true love, if it wasn't for true love, he would have taken a knife a long time ago.
Fu Shen usually eats quite lightly, not a heavy person, but the noon dish is a bit ...... Particularly heavy-mouthed.
Chen Xi is an omnivorous animal, this kind of challenge is not too difficult for her, but Fu Shen's abnormality at noon makes her a little worried.
"Fu Shen!"
Fu Shen looked up at her and motioned for her to say something if she had something to say, and there was no need to shout so loudly when the two of them were eating face to face.
Chen Xi asked him, "Do you still know who I am?"
Fu Shen Zizizi, "If a ghost wants to choose an object to possess, he will only choose a person like you who has little willpower." ”
Chen Xi crossed his mouth, he was a bit of a life attack.
Chen Xi sandwiched a piece of chicken nuggets, and by the way, he sandwiched a chili pepper with chopsticks, and after eating it, he said cheaply: "Alas, I really want to eat fish." ”
Fu Shen ate quietly and let her perform alone.
At the end of the meal, both of them had red mouths, as if they had been swollen by a kiss.
When Chen Xi saw Fu Shen like this for the first time, he couldn't help laughing, patted the table and pointed at him and said, "You will be laughed at at night!"
After laughing at Fu Shen, Chen Xi felt that he must not be much better, so he quickly got up and looked in the mirror, and after a while, he came back with a sad face and said, "I will definitely be ridiculed!"
In order not to be ridiculed, Chen Xi went to the refrigerator to find ice, and then went to the spare medicine box to get a piece of gauze wrapped in it, and prepared to apply ice.
was robbed by a big palm on the way.
"You ......"
Fu Shen held the ice cube to his lips, pointed to the dishes and chopsticks on the table, and said, "You go wash the dishes first." ”
There is a dishwasher in the villa, but Chen Xi doesn't need to do it herself, she put the dishes and chopsticks into the kitchen and put them in the dishwasher, and after returning to the living room, she went to the refrigerator again to get ice.
Fu Shen had already thrown the ice cube and didn't know what to do with his mobile phone, Chen Xi quietly walked over and poked his head out from behind him.
Seeing that Fu Shen was holding his mobile phone to check the correct fishing posture, Chen Xi secretly smiled, and lightly walked away from Fu Shen three steps, and then said, "What are we doing in the afternoon?"
Fu Shen's voice didn't rise and fall at all, "Fishing." ”
Yes, it seems that Uncle Fu is more energetic than fish.
It is estimated that he will have to study it for a while, Chen Xi picked up his mobile phone and went to read the comment on the circle of friends he posted.
There are more comments in this circle of friends than the previous one, and everyone is like a fried pot, like Ding Lei, there is more than one comment, and it seems that the number of comments is going to deepen the ridicule of the enemy.
Chen Xi skipped everyone else's and focused on the one that Fu Yan commented.
"To be discovered, life is full of surprises. ”
Chen Xi hurriedly replied: "What the eldest brother said is that he has received three surprises. ”
Chen Xi's phone hadn't been put down yet, and Fu Yan quickly gave a thumbs up.
Fu Yan has the kung fu to give her a thumbs up here, so she should be idle.
Chen Xi glanced at Fu Shen, who was still studying fishing, and sent a message to Fu Yan.
"Big brother, are you free?"
Fu Yan quickly replied to the message, "I'm free." ”
So Chen Xi told Fu Yan about the "childbirth" turmoil that happened in the past two days, because Fu Shen was there, Chen Xi couldn't use his voice, so he had to type frantically, and he had to guard against Fu Shen in the afterglow of his eyes, so as not to come over suddenly.
Chen Xi's message was edited for several minutes, and it is estimated that Fu Yan's side kept showing that "the other party is typing hard and slowly".
Chen Xi edited the message, read it again after sending it, and really explained everything clearly, and then talked about the problem.
"Does Fu Shen really want children now?"
After this message was sent, Chen Xi also added, "I'm with Fu Shen now." ”
Fu Yan over there sent a message after a while, considering that Chen Xi could not listen to the voice, Fu Yan could only send text, but fortunately, although he had been abroad for more than ten years, he had not forgotten Chinese.
Fu Yan didn't say whether Fu Shen really wanted children now, and only sent Chen Xi a famous quote: "A person who has the courage to laugh at himself is not because he has changed his own situation, but because he has seen his own situation, rather than letting others laugh at him, it is better to come first, so that others will be embarrassed to laugh." ”
Chen Xi looked at this famous quote and sent a message, "Which celebrity said this? ”
Fu Yan......
Chen Xi hurriedly admitted his mistake, "Haha, big brother, I'm joking." ”
Although the famous quotes are long, Chen Xi is still very good at summarizing, and the summary is that Uncle Fu is in her army.
So the question now is, since she knows that this is Uncle Fu who is commanding her, what can she do.
Fu Shen, who was studying fishing over there, had finished his research and put down his mobile phone.
Chen Xi, who had been paying attention to his movements, also immediately put away his mobile phone, "Are we ready to go?"
Fu Shen said: "I'll prepare something first, and you can play first." ”
Chen Xi sighed and asked again, "What are you going to do?"
Fu Shen didn't want to explain, so he went to the wine cabinet to look for it.
For the first time, Fu Shen questioned Assistant Li's ability, and the wine cabinet was full of red wine, not a single bottle of white wine.
Fu Shen stood in front of the wine cabinet with red wine and frowned, Chen Xi sat on the sofa and looked at him, feeling more and more that this resort had come to the right place.
Why didn't she find out that Fu Shen still had such a childish side before, looking at his current appearance, it seemed like he was going to trouble someone.
Fu Shen looked at it for a while, then went to open the refrigerator with the wine bottle, if I remember correctly, there should be beer in the refrigerator.
Fu Shen took another can of beer and looked at it for a long time, and finally put the red wine and beer and red wine in his hand and went into the kitchen.
Chen Xi just took advantage of Fu Shen's inattention to secretly take two photos, one was him standing in front of the wine cabinet frowning and looking at the red wine in his hand, and the other was he who continued to frown and stood in front of the refrigerator staring at the beer in his hand.
And the focused Fu Shen didn't notice that Chen Xi had taken a photo.
Chen Xi followed the kitchen lightly, put two bottles of wine on the table, and Fu Shen was scooping some rice out of the rice bucket, as if he felt that it was not enough, so he scooped some more.
Fu Shen divided the rice into two parts and put it in a bowl, then poured beer into one bowl, poured red wine into the other, stirred it again, and finally smelled it, the taste was probably not much better, Fu Shen frowned and took it away.
Fu Shen thought for a while, took out two more bowls and filled two bowls of rice, this time instead of pouring wine into them, but filled the two bowls with olive oil and sesame oil respectively.
When Fu Shen raised his head after doing this, he saw Chen Xi holding his mobile phone in front of him.
Fu Shen asked her unhappily, "What are you filming again?"
Chen Xi was afraid that he would give her chili fried chili peppers tomorrow, so he hurriedly said, "It's nothing, I'll delete it." ”
Saying that, Chen Xi really stretched out her mobile phone in front of Fu Shen and deleted a photo she had just taken of Fu Shen tilting his head towards the bowl.
Fu Shen watched her perform, "What else?"
Chen Xi coughed and said with a smile, "You are still as strict as ever." ”
Chen Xi found the recent deletion in the phone, and then put the phone in front of Fu Shen, "Look at it, I deleted it." ”
Fu Shen was highly skeptical of Chen Xi's pleasure, but he didn't have the time to pay attention to her now.
Fu Shen picked up the two bowls, and Chen Xi immediately walked over and picked up the other two bowls, "I'll help you get these two." ”
Chen Ximei followed Fu Shen with a smile.
When she just deleted the photo, she deliberately blocked the lower left foot of the mobile phone with her hand, Fu Shen probably didn't know much about this kind of photo function, and she didn't care too much, in addition to this photo in the phone, there were two other photos she had taken before.
Besides, what she just took was not a photo, but she directly recorded a video, and finally hurriedly made up a photo in order to bluff Fu Shen.
Chen Xi followed Fu Shen and smiled like a fishy cat, and when Fu Shen went to open the trunk to put things, she quickly restrained the expression on her face.
When Fu Shen put away her things and the two got into the car, she pretended to be serious and asked, "What are you doing with those things?"
Fu Shen said: "For the fish." ”
Chen Xi exaggeratedly said, "Wow, the fish drinks wine and oil?"
Fu Shen corrected her, "It's rice." ”
After Fu Shen parked the car, he took his things to the place where they were fishing in the morning, and the four bowls were in the bucket.
After Fu Shen put everything else away, he stared at the bowl in the bucket with his waist crossed for a while, as if he was thinking about which bowl to use first.
In the end, Fu Shen decided to come one by one, and first used the bowl filled with red wine.
Chen Xi, who had been staring at him, watched him throw the bowl of rice into the water hard, and a small circle of red quickly floated on the surface of the water, which looked a little scary.
Chen Xi stared in horror, swallowed his saliva and turned his head to look at Fu Shen and asked, "Are you eating this for fish or water ghosts?"
Fu Shen ignored her, threw the pole, and just where he had sprinkled the rice, and then sat on the matza for a long time and waited.
The red color on the surface of the water quickly dispersed, no longer scary, and Chen Xi also sat aside and waited for Fu Shen's results.
But apparently the results were not very good, and they waited for nearly half a little advance, still the same as in the morning, without any movement.
There were not as many people fishing in the afternoon as in the morning, and there were no more people within a radius of 500 meters.
Chen Xi said, "Could it be that there are no fish in this area? Do you want us to try it in another place?"
As soon as he finished speaking, he saw two fish jump out of the water, and then quickly disappeared.
Chen Xi touched his nose and sat down, "There are still fish, but there are not many." ”
Fu Shen simply spilled the rice in the three bowls of his remaining hand, and Chen Xi estimated that Fu Shen was a little angry, and his movements were a little bigger.
She silently put away the bowl, put it in the bag on the side, washed her hands, and sat down silently.
Just two minutes after Chen Xi sat down, Fu Shen reached out and picked up the fishing rod, Chen Xi looked into the water, and saw that the fish mark floating on the surface of the water was obviously moving, Fu Shen pulled back and forth several times, and then quickly raised his hand, and the fish was pulled onto the case.
Chen Xi was even more excited than Fu Shen, "It's crucian carp!"
Chen Xi filled the bucket with water, put the fish in again, thought about it and took out his mobile phone to take a photo.
Mr. Fu is a good fisherman, and she must make a name for him.
After having the first one, Fu Shen was about to open the hanging, and in the next two hours, he pulled eight or nine fish up in a row, not counting the two that escaped in the water.
Fu Shen glanced at the fish in the bucket, felt that the time was almost up, and he didn't love fighting, so he took the fish rod.
In the evening, there was a conference center in the business district of the resort, and the two of them had to prepare for it when they returned.
As the two of them were packing their things, there was a sudden burst of laughter, from far to near.
When a few people approached, one of them said, "Well, I'll just say it's Brother Fu, you still don't believe it, you see, I'm right." ”
The others laughed and said, "How can you have fiery eyes." ”
Those people obviously knew Fu Shen, and came forward to hug Fu Shen.
Chen Xi didn't know who the other party was, anyway, Fu Shen didn't turn his face when they hugged Fu Shen.
After Fu Shen hugged them, he introduced Chen Xi, "These are all my teachers in college. ”
Fu Shen said a few names, and Chen Xi knew that he couldn't remember them, so he had to try to remember their surnames, arranged from the size of their stomachs, they were Zhang, Wang, Liu, and Zheng.
Fu Shen introduced Chen Xi again and said, "This is my wife, Chen Xi." ”
Teacher Zhang, who has the biggest belly, said, "When we got married quietly, we don't know!"
Fu Shen smiled and said, "Recently, the wedding hasn't been held yet, and I have to wait until next year to be free, and I will definitely invite a few teachers at that time." ”
Teacher Zheng, who had the smallest belly, looked at Chen Xi and smiled, "Host?"
Chen Xi nodded, beating a drum in his heart, and his face was calm and light, "Yes, Teacher Zheng." ”
Teacher Zheng laughed, "At first glance, I know that he is a cultural person, and he is a good match for Fu Shen." ”
Teacher Liu on the side hurriedly said, "Where is the match?"