Chapter 514: Fang Da Caizi

Chen Qian looked at him stupidly and said, "Do you need to say this? I was born by my parents." ”

Fang Renzheng smiled and said, "Then how did your parents give birth to you?"

Chen Qian looked at him with flashing eyes, and suddenly hit him and said, "What are you asking, are you trying to play hooligan when you ask this? How did my parents give birth to me, how do I know? Do you know how your parents gave birth to you?"

Fang Renzheng laughed and said: "Don't worry, I'm just asking you this question, you said you don't know what it is, and you asked me back, I'll ask you one more question now, what is the name of the process of your parents giving birth to you?"

Chen Qian's head was a little cloudy again, and she muttered: "What is the process called? Isn't it just giving birth? What else can it be called?"

Fang Renzheng said: "You are dizzy, can a child be born out of thin air? Before being born, there must not be a process?"

"That's called October pregnancy, fool!" Chen Qian nodded Fang Renzheng's head very smartly.

Fang Renzheng smiled and said, "I know it's called October pregnancy, but how did October pregnancy come about? Can you get pregnant out of thin air?"

"Fang Renzheng, what do you want to say, let's talk about it, you want to be a hooligan again, if you do this again, I really ignore you. Chen Qian realized that he had bad intentions and began to get angry again.

Fang Renzheng hurriedly smiled and said, "Don't worry, it's close to the answer, after your father and your mother are combined, they will conceive in October, and then give birth to you, isn't this process called creating a person?"

Chen Qian suddenly realized and said: "It turns out that this is the meaning of creating people, and it is like a factory producing products, where did you learn this word, why haven't I heard of it." ”

Fang Renzheng smiled: "That's because you haven't talked to me about this before, human beings give birth to children, isn't this the same as factories producing products, everything is a reason." ”

Chen Qian thought about what he said made sense, but she thought about it and said, "Then what do you mean that you rural people have no other entertainment activities at night, only human beings?"

Fang Renzheng laughed and said, "Until now, you still don't know what it means? Let me ask you, can the work of creating a man be completed at one time? There are no entertainment activities, and as soon as you turn off the lights and go to sleep, don't you have to create a person?"

After talking about this, Chen Qian finally understood, blushed, and kept hitting Fang Renzheng and said: "Villain, after talking about it for a long time, it turned out that I was talking about this, I didn't expect you to be such a hooligan, you are so hateful!"

Fang Renzheng was laughing and dodging her pink fist, and it wasn't until she was tired of the fight that she stopped, and then panted and pouted. Fang Renzheng saw that she had stopped, so he smiled again and said, "Tonight is a long night, and I have no intention of sleeping cotton, why don't we also go and create people?"

"You think it's beautiful!" Chen Qian snorted and hit him again, "We haven't gotten married yet, we fell for you that time, and this time we won't fall for you anyway." ”

Fang Renzheng couldn't help but laugh again, then looked at the night outside, and said, "Okay, there is no hurry to create people, tonight, let's take a good look at the night scene, you see, the moon is starting to rise." ”

Chen Qian hurriedly looked at the sky, and sure enough, a waning moon rose from a distance, and there were several big trees in the courtyard, and the waning moon shone through the treetops, reflecting the surrounding sky dimly and dimly, looming, very beautiful.

"Oh, this scenery is so beautiful!" Chen Qian said, pointing to the sky.

Fang Renzheng smiled and said, "Do you think of a poem when you look at this scenery?"

Chen Qian asked, "What poem?"

"The lack of moon hangs on the dredging tree, and the leakage of the first quiet ......" Fang Renzheng just got up, and Chen Qian continued: "Who sees a lonely person coming and going, ethereal and lonely." Startled but turned back, there was hatred and no one to provincial, picked up all the cold branches and refused to live, and the lonely sandbar was cold. This is a word written by Su Shi. ”

Chen Qian memorized it smoothly, and Fang Renzheng gave a thumbs up and said, "Admire, admire, you can actually memorize it all, you are worthy of being a talented girl." ”

Chen Qian stretched out her hand and hit him again: "Don't be poor, Su Shi is a great poet of the Northern Song Dynasty, who can't memorize his words?"

Fang Renzheng said: "I can't memorize it, do you see it, Su Shi may have written this poem at this time, right?"

Chen Qian said: "People may be alone, don't you see that the last sentence is lonely and the sandbar is cold?"

Fang Renzheng said: "That's not necessarily, the poet likes to exaggerate, maybe he also has a confidante by his side at this time, but he still feels lonely, because his loneliness refers to political loneliness, not life." ”

Chen Qian said: "You seem to know Su Shi, you know his mind so well, you compare yourself to Su Shi!"

Fang Renzheng laughed and said: "How can I compare him, I am thinking that the life of the ancients is actually the same as ours in the countryside, the sunrise and sunset, it has always been like this, there is no change, but it is this kind of life that gave birth to the imagination of the ancients, so that so many good poems can be written, if he lives today, stays in the big city of steel and concrete every day, do you say he still writes it?"

When Chen Qian heard this, she couldn't help laughing and said: "After talking for a long time, what do you mean, or do you say that the countryside is better than the city? I also have this opinion, if I have been living here, I can also write poems, and you have lived here for more than 20 years, can you give me a poem on the spot." Take a look at Fang Dacai's talent. ”

Fang Renzheng hurriedly waved his hand and said: "Don't put a high hat on me, I am a businessman, how can I write poems, I can't write anything with a copper smell." ”

Chen Qian looked at him with a smile, and asked him to write a poem. Fang Renzheng was helpless, so he had to think of a poem: "The bright moonlight in front of the window, suspected to be frost on the ground, look up at the bright moon, two pairs of shoes on the ground!"

"You are plagiarizing! This is Li Bai's poem. Chen Qian smiled and hit Fang Renzhengdao.

Fang Renzheng defended: "Who said that I was plagiarizing, the last sentence is different from him, this is my creation, you see, there are not two pairs of shoes on this ground, you have a pair, I have a pair!"

Chen Qian couldn't stop laughing, and kept hitting him: "You are quibbling, if there are three people, is it three pairs of shoes on the ground?"

Fang Renzheng said with a smile: "Ten pairs are fine, you can add it as you like, my poem is definitely a swan song for the ages, even if Li Bai is resurrected and Du Fu is reincarnated, he will be amazed by me!"

"It's so thick-skinned, Li Bai Dufu came to you in the middle of the night to see what you do. Chen Qian said with a smile.

Fang Renzheng laughed and said: "If the two of them can come to me, it will be my honor, I want to meet with them and learn how they became famous and family, there is no Internet, no newspapers, no media, they actually became famous, this thing is too strange!"