On the phone, I felt that my mother was weak, but it didn't seem to be that way at the moment.

Mother Mu Lanzhi looked refreshed and had nothing wrong.

"Mom, aren't you okay when you're old......?"

Mu Lanzhi didn't say a word, and immediately reached out and grabbed Jiangbei's ear and said, "I don't say that, can you come back? Didn't you say that you went abroad last week? Why haven't you left yet?"

"Mom, you tap and tap, my ears are still big by you, and I won't be able to find a daughter-in-law in the future......"

Mu Lanzhi immediately said: "If you find you, you will be beaten as a single! I will throw a pot to your wife and send it to the end, and I will be happy and comfortable." How difficult it is for my mother-in-law to know now? If you don't pay attention to it, you will be scolded all over the Internet, and I won't touch that brow!"

"Mom, I haven't talked about it in the past few months, but you know a lot now. Jiangbei couldn't help but say, "How do you know this?"

"Douyin, it's all on Douyin. ”

Mu Lanzhi took out his mobile phone, then opened Douyin and showed it to Jiangbei.

Jiangbei took the phone and looked at it, and all she was pushed were videos of some women spraying their mothers-in-law.

"Mom, you've been deceived. Jiangbei couldn't help but say, "Many of these are routines of cheating likes and comments, and if you see it here, the system will recommend similar ones to you." In fact, how can there be so many squirting mothers-in-law......"

"Why doesn't it sound right to me when you say this?" Mu Lanzhi's face suddenly changed, "Jiangbei, I can warn you." You must get my consent to marry a daughter-in-law, or you will get out of the way for me. I have never been angry with anyone in my life, and I don't want to be wronged for decades when I am old. ”

"Mom, how can it be so exaggerated as you say......"

Without waiting for Jiangbei to say anything, Mu Lanzhi interrupted him again.

"You don't pour ecstasy with me, I don't listen! Anyway, there are two ways, one is that I look at it almost the same, and the other is that when your kid gets married, hurry up and get out of the way for me, don't provoke me. Now I see, the first one is ironclad and unreliable. ”

Jiang Bei couldn't help but smile and said: "How can it? You still don't know me, am I the kind of person who marries a daughter-in-law and doesn't want a mother? You put a hundred hearts, and I will designate filial piety to you in the future!"

"Pull it down!" Mu Lanzhi glanced at Jiang Bei and said, "You kid is so when he is young, I still don't know you?" But I also figured it out, it has always been eighteen years of upbringing, and it is no match for four taels of chest. In the future, I will live in a high-end nursing home, and there will be all old men, all of whom will coax me, and I will not be happy? Why should I be angry?"

"Mom, if you want to be old and splendid, don't throw the pot at me. Jiangbei couldn't help but say, "I don't carry this pot!"

As soon as the words fell, Aunt Wang next door suddenly dragged her 300-pound bucket waist and walked over.

Seeing Aunt Wang, Jiangbei's first reaction was to run.

Because this old lady is a famous mother-in-law in this town, she relies on introducing people all day long.

And she is unprofitable and can't afford to be early.

The so-called profit is obviously the mother-in-law fee.

The person who can give her mother-in-law money is naturally her mother Mu Lanzhi.

Sure enough, as soon as Jiangbei wanted to run, he was grabbed by Mu Lanzhi's arm.

"You kid stay honest with me, and if you dare to run around, I will break your third leg and raise you as a girl!"

“……”

Jiangbei was speechless for a moment, is this his own mother?

"Jiangbei, you are not allowed to go anywhere today! Just give me an honest blind date! Anyway, I have also thought about it, rather than sit and wait for death, it is better to take the initiative. Let you unite with the goblins outside to bully me, and I won't take the initiative. ”

At this moment, Jiangbei understood what the old mother said before.

Dare is all foreshadowing.

This is the first to strike is the key!

"Xiaobei, you don't have to be so nervous, your aunt and I will make sure you are satisfied!" Aunt Wang rubbed a handful of hair on her face, and said with a smile, "You just sit back and wait for a good daughter-in-law to fall from heaven!"

"Aunt Wang, I'm ......"

Jiang Bei just wanted to say something, but Mu Lanzhi interrupted him.

"Xiaobei, you can rest assured, your mother knows what you like. I won't pit you!"

It's okay not to say this, but when you say it, it makes Jiangbei feel the cold wind swishing into his neck.

"You were going to castrate me just now, and you still don't say anything?"

Mu Lanzhi immediately became angry, "What's wrong with you castrated? There is no filial son to be filial! I just want a daughter, you are still not convinced, right?"

Jiang Bei saw that his mother was anxious, and hurriedly said, "I'm just kidding, why are you angry." ”

"Less nonsense, let me in!"

Jiang Bei didn't want to say anything, so Mu Lanzhi dragged him into the hall.

Aunt Wang smiled slightly, then rubbed the hair on her mole with one hand, and followed into the hall.

As soon as she entered the hall, Aunt Wang sat down directly.

"Xiaobei, as the saying goes, the female junior holds the gold brick, the female thirty sends the country, and the female junior ranks in the immortal class. I can't find you this goddess who is 3,000 years old, but ......"

When Mu Lanyi heard this, his face changed suddenly.

"Okay, you princess, I asked you to find a daughter-in-law for my son, and you actually found a mother for my son......?"

"Hey, Sister Mu, what are you excited about?" Aunt Wang hurriedly said, "How can I be so unreliable to find our Xiaobei to be thirty years old? Even if he is willing, I can't! Even if he is five or six years older." ”

Jiangbei couldn't help but smile, this Wang Pozi is really a master.

This mouth is full of routines.

Let's talk about the worst first, and then turn the conversation around, and say a good one, and you can accept it.

If this princess said that she was five or six years older, it would naturally be difficult to accept.

But when you come up, you will say that the female college is thirty, and first give a psychological foreshadowing, then everything will be completely different.

"No matter what, people are coming, and it would hurt my self-esteem too much if I didn't see them. Sister Mu, you said yes, although it is a little older than our Xiaobei, but this age in a big city is really nothing, right?"

Mu Lanzhi nodded slightly and said, "Well, that's what I said." If people can come, it is to give us face. We can't leave behind the number of courtesies that should be had. ”

"See you!"

"Okay, I'll let the girl in. ”

As she spoke, Aunt Wang took out her phone and sent a voice message on WeChat.

"Come on in. ”

As soon as the words fell, a girl who was dressed very fashionably walked in.

Although it is fashionable, this appearance and figure are really a bit unsatisfactory.

Together with Jiangbei Station, it is definitely a male compensation sow, and it is half a mile away.

"Xiaobei, let me introduce you to ......"

However, before Aunt Wang could introduce her, the woman interrupted her with a disgusted look and said, "Aunt Wang, this is the person you introduced to me?