The text of the first volume of his cat

CHAPTER XXXVII

Lu Yuan and An Ran took a week's vacation.

His reason is that he has been unwell recently, and Enron also agreed to the holiday, after all, it is only a part-time job, and yesterday there were a few pet lovers who were willing to experience activities at the Zero Dew Pet Depository, and things were still busy.

He rested in the ward for about a week, and the atmosphere was always very peaceful, during which neither An Ran nor Yang Yuluo called him, and Lu Yuan gave himself a good vacation.

It was not until the afternoon of the fifth day that this peace was broken.

Lu Yuan stared at the cat Xiaoxiao who was shuttling back and forth in the room like a human, and asked nervously:

"Hey, I said stupid cat, aren't you going to say something to me?"

Cat Tiny "...?"

Shoveling, why are you talking about this all of a sudden?

Lu Yuan looked at Mao Xiaoxiao with a puzzled look, so he stared at Mao Xiaoxiao tightly: "Now there is no one around, let me ask you, do you understand people's words?"

"Meow?"

"Don't pretend to be stupid, hey, just put up your tail, if not, hang your tail!"

Lu Yuan sent the communication method of the well-known traverser Black Tan, but unfortunately the cat Xiaoxiao has been looking at him with idiot eyes.

“… Hmm, or just nod?"

Lu Yuan still tried without giving up, and then he saw that the cat Xiaoxiao really nodded.

Lu Yuan: "!!"

"Do you really understand?" he said, his mouth open, glaring at the cat in front of him.

The cat looked around and saw that there was really no one around, so she nodded again.

"Immortals?"

The cat didn't move.

"Youkai?"

Still didn't move.

"Thank you. ”

Neither a fairy nor a monster? Not an ordinary cat, what is it? Lu Yuan didn't know what to ask for a while, the atmosphere froze for a while, and he felt that it was necessary to confirm it again.

“...... Why don't you do a backflip?"

Who is going to do such an idiotic action, hey!

Mao Xiaoxiao continued to look at Lu Yuan with idiot eyes, Lu Yuan covered his forehead: "I should have thought of it a long time ago, I should have thought of it a long time ago..."

At first, he thought that the cat Xiaoxiao was just favored by the goblin that Tan Xiao said, and he came to a forging body or something, maybe his wisdom was still in a hazy state, but now it seems that the cat's IQ is no different from that of a normal person.

The key is that after the identification of Sister Ni and the sheep's tongue, this cat is no more than three years old now! This IQ has increased too fast, right?

"Meow?"

"If you don't turn your head, it's always okay to raise your paws, right?"

"Meow—"

"Left paw!"

The cat raised her left paw with a puzzled face, and Lu Yuan called out again: "Right paw!"

"Go in circles!"

"Roll in!"

"Souvenirs!"

Lu Yuan watched the cat do a backflip handsomely, and finally accepted this fact, he continued to ask, "Then are you literate?"

Mao Xiaoxiao didn't realize that he had been fooled by Lu Yuan to complete the idiotic action of turning his heels, it nodded, and hooked a picture album of the hospital and handed it to Lu Yuan.

Lu Yuan was stunned for a moment, and then realized the meaning of the cat's smallness.

"Hospital. ”

The cat's little paw slapped on the cover and pressed the word hospital.

"Lasers. ”

Lu Yuan flipped the page, and then saw that the cat was small and pointed out accurately.

Lu Yuan spread his hands and threw the album aside: "...... If you had been ten or eight years earlier, wouldn't I have to do my own homework? ”

The cat was sluggish for a long time, why is the thinking of shoveling so out of touch today?

After all, he had already learned some information from Tan Xiao, and Lu Yuan's ability to accept it was still very strong, and he continued to look at Mao Xiaoxiao: "You don't really have a fairy master, right?"

Shake one’s head.

"It's too slow to communicate like this, why don't you use my phone to type? I see you're pretty good at whack-a-mole." ”

Mao Xiaoxiao continued to shake her head, and Lu Yuan was stunned: "Can't type? It can't be because it's lazy, right?"

Nod.

“... I'm so tired. ”

Lu Yuan was not destroyed by this little thing, he still asked the sentence that had been confirmed but couldn't be believed: "So, you are a goblin?"

Lu Yuan watched the cat in front of him continue to nod, took a long breath, and said cautiously: "So, Tan Xiao's demon pendant didn't recognize you because you are a goblin, and his things are too low-level, right." ”

The cat was too lazy to nod its head, and it lay there with its tail up, which meant yes.

"Then, the demon world he said is almost the same as the real one!"

The cat raised its tail first, and then horizontally.

"Looks like there's something wrong. Lu Yuan pinched his chin: "But this seems to be normal, after all, Tan Xiao's strength is low, and he can't touch you goblins, hey, if I really let him see the goblins, I guess he will thank me!

Lu Yuan subconsciously touched the phone, after all, in his opinion, compared to normal people, Tan Xiao is a strange existence, and it is more like the same world as the cats and the goblins.

Suddenly, his hand was held down by a cat's claw, and the cat glared at Lu Yuan, although there was no murderous aura, Lu Yuan obviously felt that the cat in front of him didn't want him to do this.

"Aren't goblins and demon hunters, including demon slayers, all of them communicating with each other?" Lu Yuan was puzzled: "Didn't Tan Xiao say that only demons who are chaotic and evil everywhere will be caught? You should be a normal goblin, right? And he can't beat you..."

The cat flicked its tail and cautiously glanced out the door.

"Your identity can't be revealed?" Lu Yuan asked tentatively.

Vertical tail.

Lu Yuan suddenly remembered something, and he looked at the cat Xiaoxiao vigilantly: "Miao Thirteen, the eldest lady they said in their mouths, it won't be you, right?"

The cat hesitated for a moment and chose to roll in place.

"Don't play stupid!" Lu Yuan felt that he had suddenly obtained too much information today, and he suddenly had a brain-opening thought: "So you don't have a master at all, right? Wait, the house won't be yours too, right?"

The cat continued to roll.

"Looking at the sky..."Lu Yuan muttered to himself: "I know, I know..."

He suddenly felt that something was going wrong.

"So, those enemies of yours are also youkai, no, goblins. Looking at the sky, I actually used the elephant power charm to draw a goblin, I will be retaliated, right?"

The cat looked at him with disdain, as if to say: With Miss Ben here, what are you afraid of?

"I guess you're a pampered master, right? If you're really good, who's going to bring a bodyguard. ”

Lu Yuan waved his hand, and the cat was a little anxious:

"Meow Meow ——!"

Miao Shiyi rushed in, the cat raised her paw and pointed at him, and then looked at Lu Yuan, Lu Yuan suddenly became interested when he saw him: "Hey, your eldest lady told me everything, are you also a goblin?"

"This..."

Miao Eleven looked at the cat Xiaoxiao with a face full of disbelief, and the latter barked impatiently, so Miao Eleven nodded: "Yes." ”

"Why don't you change your body?"

"I can't change. Miao Shiyi saw that Lu Yuan was at a loss, so he explained: "It takes a lot of money for us to change from the demon body, and the process is also very painful, and we also need specific medicines to assist. So every time we become humanoid, if it wasn't for something special, we wouldn't change back. ”

"No, I watched TV and it all went back with a whoosh. Lu Yuan scratched his head: "Then your eldest lady will transform, it's too troublesome for me to communicate with her." ”

"The eldest lady can't transform yet. ”

Miao Shiyi continued to shake her head: "The eldest lady has to evolve into a human form through normal cultivation, and we guards can become human because we have taken catalytic medicine, after taking too much of that medicine, we will continue to strengthen the body and gain stronger combat effectiveness, and the side effects are not only pain, but also a fixed form, if you eat too much, you will really become a person, and you will never be able to become a goblin again, and you will not be able to continue to cultivate demons." Because no matter how you cultivate, you are only strengthening your body, and there are many spells that are unique to goblins and require a demon body to be released, and they can't be used. ”

"And the eldest lady will be successful in cultivation in the future, and she will be able to change between people and goblins repeatedly, and this kind of change in her own strength will not have any side effects. Not even the demon law will be restricted. ”

"You can't be a forbidden drug, are you?" Lu Yuan glared.

"Actually, it's quite common," Miao Shiyi spread his hands: "The demon world also often interacts with the human world, and there are even many goblins who are too lazy to cultivate to become merchants between the two worlds by relying on this medicine, and some of them simply live in the human world, and some of the stars you see now are actually goblins." ”

"In addition, some families in the demon world will also have special merchants and guards, and when the disciples in the clan can only appear in the human world in their own bodies, they rely on this medicine to turn into human form to protect them. Miao Shiyi explained with a smile: "Besides, it's our honor to be able to protect the eldest lady! It's not that we won't be allowed to return to the demon world when we become humans, it's just a little pain, it doesn't matter! Besides, if we take something out of the demon world, we can get a lot of money, even if we live in the world for a lifetime, it's nothing! Now it's not like before, there are so many new things, it's very fun." ”

He said it easily, and his expression was very natural, but Lu Yuan knew that it was not that simple, and repeated taking medicine meant that they would not be able to continue cultivating demons after they became completely human, and in the demon world, which was a more powerful world, they belonged to the lowest level of laborers.

"Ahh Haha, you're so cheerful. ”

"Oh no! Oh no! Something big is wrong!"

Lu Yuan laughed and snorted, and was about to ask Miao Shiyi about the enemy again, when he suddenly heard a restless sound of chickens flying and dogs jumping outside, Miao Shisan instantly entered a defensive state, he didn't know where to find a pistol and aimed it at the door, it seemed that as long as someone came in, he would kill the other party.

"Hey, you don't have to be so fond of the enemy, right?"

Lu Yuan broke out in a cold sweat, and then he saw a figure swaying in.

"Bang bang—"

The man's chest was already covered with a large amount of blood, but he still walked forward, and then Lu Yuan heard the people outside shouting in a mess: "Fake the corpse, cheat the corpse, run!"