Chapter Seventy-Seven: A Sad Story
The battle outside the settlement can be said to be extremely tragic.
Of course, it is indeed tragic for the non-mainstream and female savages.
For Yan Snake and Qin Beige, this is an underground world performance show.
The battle ended quickly, from the strong insertion of the two brothers to the non-mainstream and the big wolf dog being wiped out, that is, it took less than two minutes.
One is the first master of the younger generation cultivated by the largest sect in the Hidden Sect, and the other is the first killer of the last days who has broken through the limits of the body using future technology.
As for the other group, the skin and bones collected may still be sub-healthy and riding a three-wheeled shoulder bucket.
Two minutes to solve the battle is not too short a time, if it weren't for a group of big wolf dogs who delayed Qin Beige for a while, the battle would have been resolved faster.
Qin Beige stood in place, carefully wiping the blood on the Dragon Sword with a white cloth, his face showing a gentle expression.
On his side, there was a non-mainstream rolling all over the ground, and his legs were bloody.
Anyone who was knocked down by Qin Beige was stabbed in two calves.
Yan Snake is more dedicated, originally used a tactical dagger to pierce well, but suddenly found that many non-mainstream are wearing arm armor or leg armor, and they don't play daggers anymore in a hurry, and directly play anti-joint skills.
Near the flame snake that is studying the shoulder fighter, there are all non-mainstream people whose limbs are at opposite angles.
As for Dracula, he sat on the ground and used his fingers to deduct the bullet in the wound, all like a shower full of blood, blocking this and not blocking that, and he didn't stop worrying, and began to concentrate on deducting bullets from his body.
Before they came down, the dwarfs also used their fingers to deflect bullets to the female wildlings, but many of the big bald heads looked dumbfounded, so Dracula thought it was cool to do so, and then did the same.
Dracula is not dead or immortal, but it does not mean that there is no pain, for a while, the pain of the teeth grinned, but it did not delay him at all.
Seeing that all the invaders were solved, the dwarfs rushed out one by one cheering "Ula Ula", but no one paid attention to Qin Beige and the three of them, but untied and treated the female savage on the spot.
I have to say that the female savages are too resistant to beating, and they are all tossed and no one is present, but none of them are hung, and the safety animal skin pants are not broken.
The battle was settled, and Chu Yu was still slipping down the slope of the mountain.
After Bai Yue left two groups of people, he led the others down the mountain, and when he passed by Chu Yu, who was cautiously slipping down, he gave him a disdainful look.
Chu Yu pretended not to see it.
Safety, safety is the most important, nothing is as good as safety, go down so fast, what can you do if the meniscus wears out.
When Bai Yue led people to the outside of the settlement, every big bald head passed by Qin Beige and Yan Snake with a look of admiration.
These two things are basically beyond the category of "human".
Killer, except for the killer, no one else really can imagine any other words to describe the flame snake.
Ghostly shape, every shot is a move to defeat the enemy, his body seems to be a perfect weapon, every part can hurt people, every thing on the side can also be used to hurt people, there is no trace of superfluous movements, not even a superfluous watch, cool comparable to the saltwater goose in the window.
Everyone can't imagine what kind of training such a young man who is less than 30 years old has gone through to become so powerful.
Even if the bald men are arrogant, they have to admit it helplessly.
If you don't use firearms, and the terrain is a little more complicated, the Flame Snake is a disaster.
The speed is not as fast as anyone, you can't catch it, you can't even hold it down, you can't even do it, you can be put down with a face, and if there is no time limit, this guy can even break into a heavily guarded military camp and break through each one.
What they didn't know, of course, was that in another timeline, the Flame Snake had already done so.
As for Qin Beige, it is relatively easy for everyone to accept.
Chief Senior Brother Yan Huangfeng, he must be powerful, how can he deter other hidden sects if he is not powerful.
Compared with Qin Beige, everyone likes the ruthlessness of the Yan Snake, and if you don't make a move, you will hurt the enemy.
Another is Qin Beige's temperament and appearance there, the bald heads have a natural prejudice against handsome people, especially Qin Beige's outrageous appearance, standing with him, many people are ashamed of themselves, whether it is with a man's aesthetic vision or a woman's aesthetic vision, this guy is a real little white face.
Look at the flame snake again, this guy is full of foul language, short-tempered, and has a fierce scar and tattoos, which are very in line with everyone's taste, and it would be more perfect if he shaved his big bald head again.
As for the third Dracula, who rushed down, or rolled all the way down, everyone had a feeling of ridicule.
Originally, I was shocked, or frightened, by Dracula's "immortality", but after seeing this guy grinning at bullets with painful teeth and sticking cartoon band-aids on it, everyone thought that this was a joke, even if it was immortal, it was also a joke with immortality.
If an alien suddenly appears one day, everyone will instinctively feel fear, but if this alien is holding a cup of pearl tea and sucking there, the style of painting will change immediately.
When the little warriors helped all the female savages back to the settlement and smeared the "mud", Chu Yugang descended from the hillside into the basin.
With a cigarette in his mouth, Chu Yu was like a general inspecting the soldiers, taking eight steps, his eyes patrolling everything around him.
The non-mainstream is all tied up, and no one cares if they will die of excessive blood loss.
Chu Yu came to the outside of the settlement, and just as he was about to go in, the old patriarch suddenly ran over, stretched out his hands flat, arranged in a large shape, and shouted with what he thought was a very majestic watch: "Surface humans, you are not allowed to enter our settlement!"
Originally, the ancestor's appearance and appearance were indeed very majestic.
But the problem was that just ten minutes ago, holding a group of dwarfs shivering, like frightened fawns.
With the picture just now, it would be very funny for this old thing to put on a majestic appearance again.
Without waiting for Chu Yu to speak, he stretched out a hand.
The flame snake directly lifted the old patriarch up, squinting his eyes, and there was not the slightest feeling in his tone.
"Old radish head!" The flame snake grabbed the tactical dagger in his left hand, and the tip of the glowing cold light was close to the old patriarch's right eye: "What about the mecha?"
When a group of dwarfs saw that the patriarch had been caught, they immediately ran over, hugged the thigh of the flame snake and began to bite.
The flame snake shook its legs and fell down.
Angrily threw the patriarch to the ground, and the flame snake was full of threats: "Lao Tzu asked you one thing, it has allowed people to break into the house, why don't you summon the mecha?"
Chu Yu also showed disgust.
Relying on your uncle, the non-mainstream broke into your settlement, smashed and beaten, you didn't even dare to let go, you started to block us when we came in, we really didn't have a temper, didn't we?
Bounced off the cigarette butt, Chu Yu strode into the settlement.
"It's coming in, what are you doing, don't accept the mecha and summon the mecha out and everyone break their heads. ”
Chu Yu had already thought about it, if he really summoned the mecha, he would directly retreat and call his grandfather.
The old patriarch blew his beard and glared, and got up from the ground: "I know what your idea is!"
Chu Yu hugged his arms and smiled without saying a word.
Old Patriarch: "Dream!"
The flame snake pulled a big-eared scraper, and the old patriarch turned around three times on the spot, and sat on the ground with a plop.
This means that the flame snake is useless, and if he uses his strength, the old patriarch's head can turn around at 360 degrees without dead ends.
The flame snake really couldn't bear it anymore.
He was angry not because he didn't see the mecha, but mainly because you TM is a patriarch and a leader, and they all broke into your house, and as a result, they still hugged each other and trembled and did not resist.
I won't say anything, maybe there is something wrong, the problem is that Lao Tzu helped you kill all the invaders, thank you and don't say anything, and you still block us from entering the door?
Yan Snake sneered: "I can't see the mecha, Lao Tzu doesn't mind making a cameo appearance as a robber!"
"You are surface humans, and you are helpful. The old patriarch snorted angrily and said, "I don't believe you can't be robbers. ”
Chu Yu scolded: "Old bastard, can you not mention helpful things?"
The old patriarch craned his neck and shouted, "Little Winnie has already told me... ”
The old patriarch pointed to the big bald heads who were cleaning up the mess outside the settlement: "Although your appearance is fierce and evil, you don't look like good people. ”
A group of big bald heads looked at each other.
This is scolding us... Or praise us?
The old patriarch continued: "Even if you look like a group of thugs, even if you look ugly, even if you ... ”
Wang Xuanzhu couldn't listen to it anymore, and couldn't help shouting: "You talk well, don't attack that person." ”
Old Patriarch: "But I know that you are a group of helpful and kind surface humans. ”
Chu Yu sighed.
Let's not mention the four words helpful, okay?
Yan Snake sneered, and turned the tactical dagger in his right hand: "Old thing, I'm not like them, it doesn't matter to me whether they are helpful or not, in short, I can't see the mecha today, so I set fire to your village, do you believe it or not?"
"I don't believe it. The old patriarch pretended to be calm and said: "Your violence and barbarism only bloom for injustice, and I believe that you are a kind child." ”
"Not only am I going to burn down your house!" said the flame snake viciously, "I will also tie you up and throw you into the flames in a frenzy!"
"No, child, you're not such a brutal person. ”
The Flame Serpent beckoned at Dracula, who came over for no apparent reason.
With a "poof" knife, the flame snake dagger Zadkula hit the thigh, and the old patriarch was bloodied.
Yan Snake's face was gloomy: "Now you tell me, am I cruel?" ”
Dracula wanted to open his mouth to curse, but after thinking about it, he took out two Band-Aids from his pocket.
Yan Snake sneered and said, "I even dare to stab my own friends, let alone you three-inch ding." ”
Dracula finished putting on the band-aid and tried to step back, but was grabbed by the snake around her neck.
Dracula whispered bitterly, "Brother Snake, you stab others, I don't have any band-aids." ”
The flame snake didn't bird him at all, and looked directly at the frightened pale old patriarch: "If I'm in a hurry, don't talk about my friends and you, even stab myself, just ask if you're afraid!"
Dracula pursed her lips.
If you stab your sister, you dare to stab me.
The old patriarch finally succumbed to the cold eyes of the flame snake and sighed slightly: "I deceived you. ”
The flame snake didn't react for a while: "What do you mean?"
The old patriarch repeated: "I deceived you. ”
Chu Yu's face on the side changed slightly: "You mean, those mecha don't have the ability to attack?"
Yan Snake couldn't cry and laughed: "How is it possible, the mecha is so cool, and it is also equipped with various weapons, it is not used for fighting, is it used for farming?"
"That's right, there are several types of mechs that are used to grow. "It was Winnie Jr. who spoke.
Little Winnie looked at the old patriarch and said, "Show them a show, let them die." ”
The old patriarch looked at the busy clansmen and finally nodded slightly.
Yan Snake's eyes were red: "I see that you really don't cry when you don't see the coffin, and you dare to fool Lao Tzu, if you don't farm the land, Lao Tzu will dismantle you into eight pieces!"
The old patriarch ignored him and shouted at several clansmen in the distance: "Ulla, Ula, Ula Ulla." ”
The three clansmen ran over, and then began to stack the Arhats, and then a cloud of light erupted, and in the next second, the big fat mecha appeared, which was a mecha with two arms and a cannon barrel.
Yan Snake swallowed a mouthful of saliva, his eyes lit up: "Dynamic Cannon King!"
Chu Yumeng rolled his eyes, and the Flame Snake even chose the names of these mechas.
I saw that the "Dynamic Cannon King" slowly walked to the field like a crop field step by step with two stocky thick legs, and the cannon barrel in his left hand surged up and down, and then directly inserted it into the ground.
In the next second, the ground beneath everyone's feet began to tremble.
And the barrel of the right arm of the "Dynamic Cannon King" was aimed at the field, and there was a loud boom.
Bai Yue's face changed, and she shouted, "Everyone is on alert!"
The bald heads immediately took out blast shields from their tactical packs, while the others lay on the ground.
Mecha is so cool that it only appears in science fiction movies and anime, so everyone thinks it's not unacceptable to just send a nuclear bomb out of the blue.
After a few seconds, the nuclear bomb did not come out, and the swarthy barrel sprayed water!
There was a loud sound, and the barrel of the right arm of the "Dynamic Cannon King" burst out of a thick column of water and watered it in the field.
Chu Yu's mouth opened wide, and Yan Snake was dumbfounded.
Dracula smiled and leaned back, "This thing is for watering?"
Winnie Jr. explained, "Yes, groundwater is pumped, filtered inside the mech, and spewed out of the other arm. ”
The old patriarch nodded and said, "It's not just for watering. ”
The flame snake's eyes lit up.
You know, there must be other functions.
Old Patriarch: "It can also be used to extinguish fires." ”
Flame Snake: "... ”
Winnie: "And the bath." ”
The flame snake wanted to cry a little.
Old Patriarch: "You can also adjust the temperature." ”
The flame snake roared: "Shut up!"
Chu Yu opened his mouth and didn't say a word for a long time.
The barrel is not shells, water, watering, extinguishing fires and bathing, it seems... There's nothing wrong with that.
The sense is not the dynamic cannon king, but the dynamic water gun.
The flame snake almost gritted his teeth and said, "Lao Tzu... I don't believe it, electric knife, the mecha carrying the electric knife, get it out for her!"
The old patriarch turned his head again: "Ula, Ulala, Ula." ”
A few more dwarfs came running over and began to stack arhats.
The light flickered, and the "Kinetic Cannon King" was gone, replaced by a very streamlined mecha with female characteristics, not only holding an electric knife, but also metal hair and tentacles fluttering behind it.
The flame snake shouted nervously, "It's her, kill Bichi." ”
Chu Yu: "... ”
He suspected that the Flame Snake might have given all the mechs a nickname.
Bichi didn't kill, but walked slowly to the mountain with an electric knife
Next to the body, and then grinded and chirped the electric knife into the mountain, with a flash of electricity, the mecha pulled out the electric knife, and then turned around, those hair with suction cups stuck to the mountain.
Just when everyone didn't know why, the mecha began to move, and the suction cups of the "hair" sucked down the rubble of various sizes, each the size of a skull.
Dracula laughed louder, "I know, hahaha, it's for quarrying. ”
Little Winnie ran over, jumped onto the mecha, flicked the electric knife with his fingers, and said with a smile: "It's not electricity, it's the air pressure relief caused by high-speed tremor inside, which doesn't hurt anything, and is conducive to decomposing minerals." ”
Dracula burst into laughter again: "There's not even electricity, hahahaha." ”
Chu Yu had the mind to scold his mother.
No wonder the movement speed is so slow, it turns out that Nima quarried stones.
Without the old patriarch's voice, another group of dwarfs came, the light flickered, and the killing Bichi was gone, replaced by a round mecha full of thorns.
Dracula looked at the Flame Snake with a mocking expression, "What's this called?"
The flame snake's eyes were a little dilated, and he said weakly: "Crusher." ”
"Then let's see how it rolls. ”
The Crusher ... It was indeed used to crush, and the flame snake finally got the name right once.
Under the gaze of everyone, the "crusher" kept rolling on the rubble, and in a few moments, all of them turned into powder at any time.
This time, without the old patriarch's call, two mecha appeared, one was a mecha with two horns on its head, and the other was a mecha that looked like a fire-breathing dragon.
Dracula asked, "What are these two things called?"
The flame snake sighed heavily: "The beast and the fire god Kasus. ”
It turns out that the "Vulcan Kasus" is not breathing fire, but blowing a liquid similar to glue, with a big mouth, spitting "phlegm", and then the gravel powder on the ground begins to stick, and the two arms with serrated teeth move up and down to cut the solid, like chopping vegetables, and the main thing is that the speed is very slow.
After a while, the crushed stone powder turned into "bricks" fifty centimeters square.
Then the "beast" came on the field, and picked up the bricks with two corners, stacked them layer by layer, and in just a few minutes, a small house was piled up, exactly like the buildings in the settlement.
With a "poof", the flame snake sat on the ground, his face full of lovelessness.
Just now, he thought that even if these mechs didn't use weapons, they would be able to crush the enemy in one trip to the ground.
Now he knows that these mechas, the speed is slower than the other, and they are slow and leisurely, and it is estimated that the speed of 100 meters is not as fast as that of ordinary people, and it is strange that they can kill the enemy.
Chu Yu looked at the "Builder" mecha, and lit a cigarette tremblingly, not knowing how to comfort the flame snake.
Even Qin Beige sighed silently.
These mechs, on the battlefield, are completely waste, useless at all, because the speed is too slow, both in terms of movement speed and limb speed.
Dracula was too embarrassed to make fun of the Flame Snake.
Who knew that the flame snake suddenly stood up, ignited the last glimmer of hope, and ran to the old patriarch, his eyes were full of pleading: "What about the mecha you have become, it is the mecha that is very large, all of them are guns, this mecha is definitely not used for farm work, right?"
Now the Flame Snake doesn't want the mecha anymore, he just wants it
The old patriarch spread his hands: "Of course not. ”
Yan Snake's face turned red with excitement: "That must be for fighting, right?" ”
"Yes, this day the mecha is the most important treasure!" the old patriarch shouted at the back, "Ulla, woo la lala, Ulala." ”
Dozens of dwarfs ran over, and all types of mecha appeared, including the mecha made by the old patriarch and five people.
Standing on the ground, the "barrels" and "barrels" of different lengths and thicknesses hanging down were all erected, like an armed fortress.
The flame snake breathed heavily, and its eyes became brighter and brighter.
And then... All the mechs leaned over, and the "barrels" and "barrels" were inserted into different positions on the other mechs, and then a progress bar began to appear on the brains of the other mechs.
"It's a... The flame snake's mouth opened wide, and he looked at Vinny, his eyes straight: "This TMD is... Is it a power bank?"
"It's not. Winnie grinned and said, "It's a mobile storage converter." ”
A tear slipped down the right eye of the flame snake, and helplessness was written on his face.
Dracula patted Flame Snake on the shoulder, "Be strong. ”
The flame snake lowered its head and silently walked to the corner.
Sitting in the corner, the flame snake was like an abandoned child, his eyes were full of helplessness, his hands were tightly wrapped around him, and his heart was so cold.
Chu Yu walked over, sighed slightly, and was about to speak, when the flame snake shook his head frantically.
The flame snake covering his ears was like the old king who had just been cuckolded, shaking his head frantically: "Don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen!"
The flame snake really can't accept such a cool mecha, it's all fucking used for farm work, oh, not all, and a charging one.
Chu Yu understood the flame snake, chased the goddess for ten years to catch up, and received the certificate, and found out that it was a Saipan, and no one could stand it.
Such a cool mecha, all of them are not used for fighting for a long time, glue, quarrying and gravel, burning, plus a mobile power bank, each moving speed is very slow, not as fast as agricultural tractors, I don't know which idle egg hurts to make these "waste", is it good to build a tractor or something directly?
The flame snake raised his head and looked at Chu Yu: "Let's... Slaughter the village, right?"
"You can pull it down. Chu Yu hurriedly handed Yan Snake a cigarette: "Don't make trouble, isn't it just for farming... ”
"Don't mention agriculture with Lao Tzu!"
"Don't mention it, don't mention it, don't mention it. Chu Yu said with a smile: "People didn't mean it, right, this group of little cubs is less than half a meter tall, bullying them is more expensive, right." ”
"That... Is it okay to kill half of them?"
Chu Yu: "... ”
Just as the flame snake was about to say that he really couldn't kill the old patriarch, Winnie staggered over.
"I said, only my Winnister has a combat function. ”
Chu Yu glanced at Winnie.
As soon as this little cub said it, he remembered that the Winnister mecha had made a big fuss in the national capital at that time.
Now it seems that what Winni said is true, the "overalls" are mechas, all of which have no combat effectiveness, and only the Winnister has them.
Winnie smiled and said, "I have already agreed with the patriarch that in order to thank you for your help, I can give you the Winnister mecha with combat functions." ”
The flame snake suddenly rose: "Is this true?"
Chu Yu glared at the flame snake slightly, and then said politely with false intentions: "Your settlement is full of waste, and the only thing to protect yourself is that mecha, which will be given to us for free... Not really, right?"
"It's useless for us to keep it, the mecha is out of power, we need bioelectricity, and the place where we extract bioelectricity is in the tribe of the madmen, we can't go. ”
"Malegobi!" Yan Snake picked up Winnie, and then looked at Chu Yu: "I can let the others go, but you are so high that I will slaughter this little cub!"
Chu Yu thought about it for a long time, and he agreed to it.